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MA · 11-03-2024, 09:03 AM

Fred Sanford: On behalf of Elizabeth, would you care for something to eat?
Aunt Esther: Oh I wouldn't mind a little snack.
Fred Sanford: Son, go in the kitchen and fix your Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich!

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-03-2024, 10:54 AM

HELLO, OPERATOR? LISTEN. GET ME
THE POLICE. QUICK. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

LISTEN, A FRYING PAN AIN'T NO DEADLY
WEAPON. BESIDES, I FEEL ALL RIGHT NOW.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-16-2024, 06:58 PM

I got the kind of father that would worry the smile off the face of Mona Lisa.

MA · 07-12-2025, 07:55 AM

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey.
Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time.

TMC · 04-12-2026, 02:13 AM

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MA · 04-13-2026, 08:24 AM

Lamont Sanford: You know what they say, the truth will set you free.
Fred Sanford: Your uncle Edgar told the truth, and the judge gave him six months.

11-03-2024, 09:03 AM	#361
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Fred Sanford: On behalf of Elizabeth, would you care for something to eat? Aunt Esther: Oh I wouldn't mind a little snack. Fred Sanford: Son, go in the kitchen and fix your Aunt Esther a fish-head sandwich!
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

11-03-2024, 10:54 AM	#362
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,431	HELLO, OPERATOR? LISTEN. GET ME THE POLICE. QUICK. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. LISTEN, A FRYING PAN AIN'T NO DEADLY WEAPON. BESIDES, I FEEL ALL RIGHT NOW.

12-16-2024, 06:58 PM	#363
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,431	I got the kind of father that would worry the smile off the face of Mona Lisa.

07-12-2025, 07:55 AM	#364
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time.

04-13-2026, 08:24 AM	#366
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,182	Lamont Sanford: You know what they say, the truth will set you free. Fred Sanford: Your uncle Edgar told the truth, and the judge gave him six months.