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MA · 02-06-2022, 07:19 PM

Ann: So, this is kind of weird, huh?

Frasier: Yes, I hope that you're being here means that you've forgiven me?

Ann: Well, I was pretty steamed after that date, but my shrink helped me work through the rage. Good thing you didn't walk in front of my car on the street for the first few weeks or I would've just gotten out and given you a good kick.

Frasier: Yes, and I would've deserved one, too. Here, let me take your coat. You're going to want to look around the place before you write up the policy.

TMC · 08-28-2025, 08:18 PM

Frasier’s Funniest One-Liners Prove The Reboot Will Never Live Up to the Classic '90s Sitcom

The iconic sitcom Frasier delivered countless hilarious one-liners that the reboot fails to capture.

MA · 08-29-2025, 09:58 AM

Niles: Hello, Frasier. We were in the neighborhood for a pedicure and a seaweed wrap and we thought we'd stop by. Of course, the pedicure was for...

Martin: Stop right there! There's no way to finish that sentence that'll make me proud.

02-06-2022, 07:19 PM	#76
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,339	Ann: So, this is kind of weird, huh? Frasier: Yes, I hope that you're being here means that you've forgiven me? Ann: Well, I was pretty steamed after that date, but my shrink helped me work through the rage. Good thing you didn't walk in front of my car on the street for the first few weeks or I would've just gotten out and given you a good kick. Frasier: Yes, and I would've deserved one, too. Here, let me take your coat. You're going to want to look around the place before you write up the policy.
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08-28-2025, 08:18 PM	#77
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 125,459	Frasier’s Funniest One-Liners Prove The Reboot Will Never Live Up to the Classic '90s Sitcom The iconic sitcom Frasier delivered countless hilarious one-liners that the reboot fails to capture.

08-29-2025, 09:58 AM	#78
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,339	Niles: Hello, Frasier. We were in the neighborhood for a pedicure and a seaweed wrap and we thought we'd stop by. Of course, the pedicure was for... Martin: Stop right there! There's no way to finish that sentence that'll make me proud.

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