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'80sSitcoms · 05-11-2020, 12:47 AM

There once was a birdie named Bruce
Who watched TV with birdie juice*
He did love the "Facts"
But flew at "Girls" with attacks
So he and cfr made a truce!

(*taking poetic liberty as I'm sure cfr doesn't go to the grocery and buy "Birdie Juice")

cfr1970 · 05-11-2020, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

There once was a birdie named Bruce
Who watched TV with birdie juice*
He did love the "Facts"
But flew at "Girls" with attacks
So he and cfr made a truce!

(*taking poetic liberty as I'm sure cfr doesn't go to the grocery and buy "Birdie Juice")

Birdie Juice?!

'80sSitcoms · 05-11-2020, 01:11 AM

Hey, sometimes we gotta get really creative around here!!

RetroGuy2000 · 05-11-2020, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

^---Wow...congrats to limericking one of the most obscure girls ever!

Thanks! And your limerick dedicated to Bruce is quite nice...

'80sSitcoms · 05-22-2020, 12:18 PM

There once was a city called Paris
Visited by Blair, an heiress
Her friends were there too
Mrs. Garrett was blue
But Chef Antoine hardly could care-iss!

RetroGuy2000 · 05-22-2020, 12:44 PM

The girls went to Paris, in France
While Edna obeyed strictest commands
They ran around town
To places renouned
And Jo had a biker romance

'80sSitcoms · 05-22-2020, 12:55 PM

Mrs. Garrett studied how to cook French
But the chef, in her plans, threw a wrench!
But she did persevere
And conquered her fear
And kicked his French *ss to the bench!

RetroGuy2000 · 05-22-2020, 12:56 PM

'80sSitcoms · 05-22-2020, 01:09 PM

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valentina warner · 05-22-2020, 03:30 PM

That's very good Retro and 80sSitcoms!

RetroGuy2000 · 05-22-2020, 03:37 PM

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That's very good Retro and 80sSitcoms!

Thanks Valentina!

'80sSitcoms · 06-05-2020, 12:05 AM

Mrs. Garrett had a magical smock
And of it, her girls all did talk
A candle was there
And a tender-i-zair
And probably pencils and chalk!

Lorimar Television · 06-05-2020, 12:29 AM

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It’s just not OUR Mrs G with such flat hair

'80sSitcoms · 06-05-2020, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorimar Television

It’s just not OUR Mrs G with such flat hair

lol, well it's all gathered into a long curving ponytail in the back.

Lorimar Television · 06-05-2020, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

lol, well it's all gathered into a long curving ponytail in the back.

that's true, but the friendly grandma works better with a nice poof

05-11-2020, 12:47 AM	#361
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	There once was a birdie named Bruce Who watched TV with birdie juice* He did love the "Facts" But flew at "Girls" with attacks So he and cfr made a truce! (*taking poetic liberty as I'm sure cfr doesn't go to the grocery and buy "Birdie Juice")
	__________________ "The Facts of Life" - re-imagined episode guide with all 8 girls in all 9 seasons

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05-11-2020, 01:11 AM	#363
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Hey, sometimes we gotta get really creative around here!!

05-22-2020, 12:18 PM	#365
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	There once was a city called Paris Visited by Blair, an heiress Her friends were there too Mrs. Garrett was blue But Chef Antoine hardly could care-iss!

05-22-2020, 12:44 PM	#366
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	The girls went to Paris, in France While Edna obeyed strictest commands They ran around town To places renouned And Jo had a biker romance

05-22-2020, 12:55 PM	#367
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Mrs. Garrett studied how to cook French But the chef, in her plans, threw a wrench! But she did persevere And conquered her fear And kicked his French *ss to the bench!

05-22-2020, 12:56 PM	#368
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914

05-22-2020, 03:30 PM	#370
valentina warner Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 31, 2020 Location: The Uk Posts: 3,154	That's very good Retro and 80sSitcoms!

06-05-2020, 12:05 AM	#372
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Mrs. Garrett had a magical smock And of it, her girls all did talk A candle was there And a tender-i-zair And probably pencils and chalk!