"Facts of Life" Limericks

['80sSitcoms]

Originally Posted by cfr1970

LOL not "toon-y"?!

We get very silly with artistic liberties around this thread!

Originally Posted by cfr1970

A better last line would be:

'Cause he'd like to send his tic head to the MOON-Y!

Well there ya go, lol.

[OH Nuts!]

Some limericks here are quite silly
And others so funny: a dilly
So make up a “lim”
With whatever your whim
The reception: unlikely quite chilly!

['80sSitcoms]

cfr kept slamming poor Natalie
For he said that she acted quite bad-alie
But on season 7's watch
He spit out his scotch
When he saw he now watched her quite glad-alie!

[cfr1970]

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

cfr kept slamming poor Natalie
For he said that she acted quite bad-alie
But on season 7's watch
He spit out his scotch
When he saw he now watched her quite glad-alie!

Season 1 through 4
Natalie was a bore
Her father would die
Mindy learned how to cry
And her acting became much more mature!

[RetroGuy2000]

Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

Some limericks here are quite silly
And others so funny: a dilly
So make up a “lim”
With whatever your whim
The reception: unlikely quite chilly!

[OH Nuts!]

Tootie Tootie toot toot toot
Her misadventures great big hoot
Pal-ling around with best friend “Nat”:
Pleasingly plump not really fat
Both funny and sunny to boot!

['80sSitcoms]

There once was a comp'ny named Reelz
Who with many "Facts" people made dealz
This docu was new
Making fans go "woo-hoo!"
And it gave all Lost Girl fans "the feelz"

[valentina warner]

Originally Posted by cfr1970

Season 1 through 4
Natalie was a bore
Her father would die
Mindy learned how to cry
And her acting became much more mature!

I always found NATALIE hilarious and especially in the early seasons (even though she laughed at her own jokes): she totally cracked me up with her comments!

[RetroGuy2000]

There once was a Lisa, naive
Who fell for a preacher named Steve
They had three kids in a row
Twenty years passed, dontcha know
And then Lisa decided to leave

['80sSitcoms]

So much for arranged marriages...

['80sSitcoms]

Eastland, 'twas said, had a pool
And that is, like, totally cool
But none of our girls
Would see "wet" their curls
So 'twas never on screen at the school

[RetroGuy2000]

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

Eastland, 'twas said, had a pool
And that is, like, totally cool
But none of our girls
Would see "wet" their curls
So 'twas never on screen at the school

That was refreshing (like a pool)!

There once was a bowl of cheese dip
That when setting the table, was skipped
They asked Cindy please
To bring out the cheese
But she wouldn't lift one fingertip!

['80sSitcoms]

[RetroGuy2000]

This limerick is dedicated to Dawn Schroder, AKA Jenny.

There once was a student named Jenny
An Eastland girl (one of the many!)
She had golden tresses
And burgundy dresses
But never ate at the ole Denny's!

['80sSitcoms]

^---Wow...congrats to limericking one of the most obscure girls ever!