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RetroGuy2000 · 04-09-2019, 11:31 PM

Didn't you give me a hard time for rhyming "four-poster" with "poster"?! And now you're rhyming "delivery boy" with "boy"?! '80s, '80s, '80s...

I kid, of course, but I had to give you a hard time...

'80sSitcoms · 04-10-2019, 12:51 AM

Did I??

Well, my apologies then! lol

'80sSitcoms · 08-21-2019, 12:07 PM

Mrs. Garrett lost "25 big ones"
A feat that she really did dig-ones
She broke out her slacks
To show off the max
Of her weight loss and then danced a jig-ones

(apologies for the terrible word liberties, lol)

RetroGuy2000 · 08-24-2019, 02:56 AM

Hahahaha! Very good!

Lorimar Television · 08-24-2019, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

Mrs. Garrett lost "25 big ones"
A feat that she really did dig-ones
She broke out her slacks
To show off the max
Of her weight loss and then danced a jig-ones

(apologies for the terrible word liberties, lol)

Excellent like always Eightsy

'80sSitcoms · 08-24-2019, 07:04 PM

Glad y'all liked, lol.

Mrs. Garrett and sev'ral young girls
40 years ago came to this world
They brought lots of laughter
And love and still after
These decades they make our hearts curl

Lorimar Television · 08-27-2019, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

Glad y'all liked, lol.

Mrs. Garrett and sev'ral young girls
40 years ago came to this world
They brought lots of laughter
And love and still after
These decades they make our hearts curl

Haha very nice

RetroGuy2000 · 03-12-2020, 06:14 PM

There once were seven girls at ol' Eastland
Which was in Peekskill, and not Cleveland
But execs couldn't count
(What was that all about?)
And with the girls' numbers, decreased 'em

'80sSitcoms · 03-13-2020, 09:56 AM

^---lol, sadly so!

'80sSitcoms · 03-13-2020, 10:06 AM

There once was a Mrs. named Garrett
Whose hair was as red as a carrot
When her eight girls would fight
Over an M&M at night
She'd scream at them all, "OH JUST SHARE IT!!"

RetroGuy2000 · 03-13-2020, 03:05 PM

I bet it was difficult to split an M&M eight ways. Evenly, anyway.

'80sSitcoms · 03-13-2020, 03:22 PM

Yup, that's part of the fun!

valentina warner · 03-13-2020, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

There once was a Mrs. named Garrett
Whose hair was as red as a carrot
When her eight girls would fight
Over an M&M at night
She'd scream at them all, "OH JUST SHARE IT!!"

MRS G would also most likely scream: QUIET!!!!!!!

'80sSitcoms · 04-14-2020, 03:24 AM

There once was a man, not a toon-y
Who just could not STAND that George Clooney
Each day 3 to 4
He cringed at their store
'Cause that head tic would make him go LOONY!

cfr1970 · 04-14-2020, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '80sSitcoms

There once was a man, not a toon-y
Who just could not STAND that George Clooney
Each day 3 to 4
He cringed at their store
'Cause that head tic would make him go LOONY!

LOL not "toon-y"?!

A better last line would be:

'Cause he'd like to send his tic head to the MOON-Y!

04-09-2019, 11:31 PM	#331
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	Didn't you give me a hard time for rhyming "four-poster" with "poster"?! And now you're rhyming "delivery boy" with "boy"?! '80s, '80s, '80s... I kid, of course, but I had to give you a hard time...
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04-10-2019, 12:51 AM	#332
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Did I?? Well, my apologies then! lol

08-21-2019, 12:07 PM	#333
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Mrs. Garrett lost "25 big ones" A feat that she really did dig-ones She broke out her slacks To show off the max Of her weight loss and then danced a jig-ones (apologies for the terrible word liberties, lol)

08-24-2019, 02:56 AM	#334
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	Hahahaha! Very good!

08-24-2019, 07:04 PM	#336
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Glad y'all liked, lol. Mrs. Garrett and sev'ral young girls 40 years ago came to this world They brought lots of laughter And love and still after These decades they make our hearts curl

03-12-2020, 06:14 PM	#338
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	There once were seven girls at ol' Eastland Which was in Peekskill, and not Cleveland But execs couldn't count (What was that all about?) And with the girls' numbers, decreased 'em

03-13-2020, 09:56 AM	#339
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	^---lol, sadly so!

03-13-2020, 10:06 AM	#340
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	There once was a Mrs. named Garrett Whose hair was as red as a carrot When her eight girls would fight Over an M&M at night She'd scream at them all, "OH JUST SHARE IT!!"

03-13-2020, 03:05 PM	#341
RetroGuy2000 Julie,Julie Anne,&Felice 4Ever Forum Star Join Date: Dec 27, 2013 Posts: 16,914	I bet it was difficult to split an M&M eight ways. Evenly, anyway.

03-13-2020, 03:22 PM	#342
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	Yup, that's part of the fun!

04-14-2020, 03:24 AM	#344
'80sSitcoms Member Forum Star Join Date: Jan 30, 2013 Posts: 12,474	There once was a man, not a toon-y Who just could not STAND that George Clooney Each day 3 to 4 He cringed at their store 'Cause that head tic would make him go LOONY!