Yes, and then the Dean responded that "Your fly is open".

"Well, I was shaving, and I noticed an assymmetry in my chest hair. And I was trying to even it out. And the next thing I know... Gone!"

Jerry

"She wants to be a stripper for crying out loud! And she can't even do that right." :lol:

:lol:

a grumpy bitch?

Quite possibly, I dont know the whole story! That thread is just very entertaining.

"Jinx, buy me a Coke"

Elaine

I think it was actually the Maestro.

"How about a nice box of Scram?!"

The Clerk from the dinner party.

yes

You're a man's woman. You hate other women and they hate you.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
You're a man's woman. You hate other women and they hate you.
Kramer

Yes your turn Uncle Leo.

"I got a feeling I'm going to be much smarter than you pretty soon."

George?

yes

We've really gotta get that Elaine a boyfriend.

The 'new' Lloyd Braun.

Yes and I like the "new" Lloyd Braun reference. :lol:

"You could have thrown a pencil out the window and see if that comes back" :mad:

Jerry

Yes, Nice Avatar;)

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Yes, Nice Avatar;)

Thanks!

"You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pitbull on a poodle."

Bookman, the liberry cop.

"But, I don't want to be a cowboy!"

Jerry..

"He was a communist. Pink as they come, like a big juicy steak."

I'm stumped, I'll guess George.

Steinbrenner?

im gonna say elaines dad.

Steinbrenner

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GUILTY BYSTANDER? NO, BY DEFINITION, BYSTANDERS ARE INNOCENT.

Jackie Chiles?

Yes

I'll have another Scotch, with plenty of ice" :mad:

Alton

Yes. That was on yesterday and he was cracking me up.

"It was a bad jig to begin with. We never should've started this jig."

Jerry, re the Limo I think.

Im gonna beat the hell
out of this car.

Jerry?

Yes, to Ms. Zarish

Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said 'Nice try, Granny,' and I sent her to the back of the line.

:lol: Newman :lol:

Well let's start the insanity

Jerry?

Yes, in response to Kramer's 1 week Yogurt diet. ;)

"It's not a name. It's a number."

Susan.

Sweet justice. Newman, you are wise.

Kramer

Yes.

"They didn't have roommates in the middle ages."

Anna Gurl?

Jerry?

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Anna Gurl?

:lol: I thought it was the perfect quote.

Jerry is correct.

That is a good call. Here's another:

"She's into it!" :eek:

Jerry

"Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200 somewhere there were two women living together."

George.

"Its my time to live Baby!"

George

I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event.

Elaine

"Pendant Publishing? Giddy-up again."

Kramer?

Yes, Cosmo

"This isn't fair. This is address discrimination!"

Elaine.

"He took it out"

Elaine

"Eggs are eggs."

George's girlfriend and then George?

Yes Daphne or as George would say Dah-phne

"On a this subject, there can a be no debate!"

Poppy!

Perhaps these hooligans would like to have a pee party right here in the courtroom!

The district attorney from The Finale.

"Sit down Mr. Childs!"

Arthur Vandelay?

yes

Oh listen, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper?

:lol: Sid Fields aka The Old Man

"51 % of all turns are right turns."

George?

Nope

oh Tony!

yes, Robert Barone.

I never met a man who knew so much about nothing.

The Model in first class with Jerry.

Yes

"Your fly is open"

Dean Jones

Good Call.

I never knew Kennedy had such a temper.

Peterman

"Quick Elaine, to my archives"

Peterman

"Kramer, my man, what are you doing manana?"

The Mimbo?

Yes

"Did you say ridicurous??"

Jerry

Jerry it is.

"Why is it every half-wit and sitcom star has his own book out now?"

Sounds like a Georgeism.

Not George

Jerry?

think books

Lainey?

It was Mr. Littman

The problem with parties is you invariably have to eat standing up which I don't care for but on the other hand I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
"Why is it every half-wit and sitcom star has his own book out now?"
When was that? When he was going into the muffin bizness?


The next quote is Casto

Yes and yes.

"It's got a certain understated stupidity"

Calvin Klein?

LOL not Calvin.

Elaine?

Clint Eastwood quote

Jerry

Yes

"You're eating too much dairy."

Oh come on, be a "come-with-guy".

George

It was said to him, not by him though.

Jerry

yes

Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

The confused doctor in The Glasses

"I dont want to be FILK!"

Kramer

I bet that cook is an anti-Semite.

Morty Seinfeld?

Not Morty

Elaine - think old with no eyebrows!

Uncle Leo?

Yes

It's exhausting being with you.

Elaine Marie Benes

You got it sinatrastar. Was it that obvious? LOL

Hey, what's that red dot on your sweater!?

Kramer?

Yes, the K-Man said that.

Oh, Ann Landers sucks!

Jerry?

Hint---The comment was made during a conversation of how much to tip a maid.

The smog-strangle/big tipper. (The Trip 2)

You got it.

So what's the deal with brunch , I mean that if its a combination of breakfast and lunch, how come there's no lupper or no linner?

Originally posted by sinatrastar
So what's the deal with brunch , I mean that if its a combination of breakfast and lunch, how come there's no lupper or no linner?

Who is that one comedian that Jerry dated, who also starred in many crappy movies. Yeah I forgot her name...

Jeannie Steinman

Janine Garafolo ?

Dutabi or Brian feel free to go next.

She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being. Except for the walking.

Kramer

"Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean only a sick twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant."

were like little rats in a maze!!!

Originally posted by sinatrastar
"Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean only a sick twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant."

George's girlfriend Noel?

nope, it was a regular

Didn't Jerry say that?

Yes, your up Dutabi.

"Hey fatso, I got a 90 in Biology"

:lol: Kramer

You are toooo good.

I could never forget K-Man calling Jerry fat, that was funny.

"I got bad news for you buddy, Davola says your next"

Kramer?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Kramer?
Yes

Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right?

Newman, surprisingly to Elaine, since he was supposed to be in love with her.

"Bad neighbor!" :mad:

Jerry?

Yes

It had no face, no personality. It was like a martian.

Elaine

Yes

"My wallet's gone, my wallet's gone!"

Morty

So, um, do you date immature men?

Jerry

"Look what they did to my boy!"

Jerry?

Yes, in his Godfather voice after the Mohel circumsized his finger.

Am I just supposed to turn it on and wander aimlessly around the dial?

Frank Costanza

Yes

"There was an incident"

Kramer

"I don't know what to believe. You're eatin' onions, you're
spottin' dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!"

Jerry (The Glasses)

Yes ;)

"It must have been the botanical extracts."

Kramer?

Yes, regarding the smudging of Uma Thurman's #.

On Prancer, on Dancer, on Donna, on Ethyl, on Harriet.

Mickey?

Yes!

"Are you kidding? I could spot that bird's nest two blocks away."

George?

Not George. This was said about George's fake hair.

Jerry

Yes, Jerry

oops wrong thread

I was sitting in a pool of my own filth and germs. All the micro-organisms were having sex all around me!

Kramer

"That is some ugly baby, huh?"

Elaine

Order me a piece of cake. I'm gonna go throw up.

The girl Elaine set up with George, her name escapes me at the moment.

I'll accept that. Her name was Cynthia.

"2%? They can kiss 2% of my ass!"

or it may have been 1% ;)

Jerry?

Yes Jerry, and it was 1% milk.

You sidle? You stomp around like a Clydesdale.

Jerry?

It was said to Jerry.

Whoa, I thought Jerry said that to Elaine. How about George?

ELAINE: Well, for starters, you're looking at note cards ... I'm gonna have to give that guy a taste of his own medicine, so, I'm going to sidle the sidler.

JERRY: You sidle? You ... you stomp around like a Clydesdale!

ELAINE: Not with these honeys. ... Wrestling shoes!

KRAMER: Only in New York. ... ha ha

oops! My mistake, you are correct.

"Jerry, you need a soak"

Kramer

"Smugness is not a good quality."

Elaine's taxi driver re Jake Jarmel?

VERY GOOD

"epidermis"

George?

Yes, stress is damaging thereto.

What is that noise? It's traveling up my spine into my brain!

The Russian Writer - I cant think of his name. Oh - Testicoff.

"Who's this chucker?"

George?

LOL, no George WAS the Chucker to whom this person was referring.

Keith Hernandez I think

Yes, after George kept talking crap about a plane crash :lol:

'Cantstandya, Cantstandya'.

mr. heymen

Yes

"Your smart, I'm dumb:( "

George

Nobody takes better care of their hair than me. You can serve dinner on my head

Elaine?

yes sirrrree bob

*bump*

No! It's not a good thing! It's a bad thing! Do you know what this is like? To have no control over a relationship? And ... and you feel sick to your stomach all the time? Do you know what that's like?

Elaine?

Yes.

It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a
skull.

Eddie Sherman

"Oooh, you're getting an air conditioner for Amy. Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little hoooot."

Kramer I think

Not Kramer

Elaine?

Yes, from The Glasses

Sex is like joining a private club. I'll be the same me tomorrow, but suddenly, the no trespassing sign will be gone.

George.

"What-dalay Industries?"

Kramer

He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show and go see the other show.

"His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do
nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating - that's a fantasy camp."

George (to J; re Kman)

===

"George is getting frustrated!"

George

You don't eat Oreos? The way you break 'em open and.... It's like you're having sex with 'em.

Kramer

"Elaine tried converting one once, but she's not going to go through that again."

Elaine I think?

Yes.

"You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us, and I say 'why?'. Are we really so different..."

Newman

yes

"You want to go to Mendy's, we can go to Mendy's"

Jerry?

Yes

You could be the first pirate comedian.

Kramer (he forgot about Sinbad though ;) )

"No one looks at .. the .... cover ..."

Jerry?

Yes.

We should've got some collateral from him. Like his bag of cans. Or his... other bag of cans.

Kramer - from the Bookstore I presume?

yep

"No, but the difference is negligible."

Jerry

You're a useless pustule.

Newman

yes

"It's the wood that makes it good"

Kramer