I say George as well (I think thats what you meant)

George is correct...Darwin or Gary are up next.

I got it from the guy you so callously refer to as the Soup Nazi

Kramer

"I start out with curls. They're great for the biceps."

Bania?

Yes

:D

"Jinx, buy me a coke"

Elaine

"I don't want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten."

George?

yes

"That means whatever the hell you want it to mean"

Elaine. "Take the Pen!"

Klompas

"This shirt will never leave my body."

Newman?

not sure

Morty Seinfeld

"For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"

George. Oh, that shirt!

"Ive never had a really good pickle"

Jerry

"I second-hand smoke two packs of cigarettes a day."

Jerry?

Yes

"Your just out for sex!!"

me!!! :lol: just kidding.

Ms. Benes you are supposed to guess who said the quote, not who the quote describes! ;)

Yowza

Elaine?

No, Kramer to Jerry re Mishke.

"Your just out for money!!!"

You can give another one.

Jerry.

If your at a party with a proctologist, stay by his side.

Kramer?

Sounds correct Brain

"I think they might have sutured that thing to your brain."

Jerry

Do you ever yearn?

Kramer

;)

It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like, you're almost glad to be handicapped.

salesman

Yes

Heres a couple bucks, go buy yourself a cup of coffee.

Newman

I said SIT DOWN!!!!

Mickey?

You are right.

"She is really hungry."

Jerry said that when Elaine was talking about montains of duck...not fatty duck, but tender juicy duck.

Your up Dut

At the risk of skipping ...




"We smokum peace pipe"

Jerry

"Whenever Jerry comes, something exciting happens."

Helen Seinfeld ?

Yes

"He just sank like a stone"

Kramer?

Yes.

"The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation."

George.

"Poor Lilly"

Kramer

Did you know we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?

Newman?

nope

no clue

think anti dentite

Timothy Whatley

Yes

"Cmon your not looking, I left you a pair right here"

Kramer

"You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?"

Naomi.

"Imagine her taking credit for your big salad."

Jerry

"I happen to dress based on mood."

George

"I know this may not seem like work to you but could you please conduct the psychopath convention down the hall"

Jerry

"If I don't get this guy on a plane to Seattle and out of my life, I'm gonna kill him, and everyone who tries to stop me."

Elaine

"Where I go??"

Kramer?

NO, but it was said to / in response to Kramer!

You got me on this one.

Classic Jerry discussion with Kramer about his unknowingly agreeing to wear the Puffy Shirt.


KRAMER: What were you talking about when I went to the bathroom?
JERRY: I don't know! I couldn't understand a word she was saying! I was just nodding!
KRAMER: There you go
JERRY: Where I go? You mean she was asking me to wear this ridiculous shirt on national TV, and I said 'Yes'?!

Very good, you got me there. try this one...

"I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

Cosmic Kramer

"Thats where I come in,... on splat"

George

"It's like a bald convention out there."

One of the prospective Elaine's.

"Im out there Jerry, and Im loving every minute of it"

Kramer

I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.

bookman

Yes

"i suppose someone is going to offer me some cantaloupe at some point?"

Elaine

"I'm a man who respects a good coma."

Jerry.

"Thats a perfectly sane food to eat"

Kramer

"Now how am I gonna relax? I'm gonna have to be on all night. I don't like to be on. I would much rather be off."

George

"Im not Newman!:( "

George

"Im not Newman!:( "

Jerry?

No, think shower head episode.

Kramer?

LOL.

No it was Newman (guess it was a trick question). Remember when Kramer is looking to take a shower because his hair is all flat from the low flow so he knocks on Newman's door and Newman also has a flat head.

Kramer: They got you too??!!!???

Newman: I'm not Newman!

Which was a play on what Kramer said to Jerry that without a good shower he wasnt "kramer"

"What brand of perverted medicine are you practicing?"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh you got me on the Newman one.

Jerry

You'll get used to it. It's like a grubby scrub.

?

Lol It was Kramer talking to Elaine in The Slicer episode.

"This is the dullest moment I've ever experienced."

"grubby scrub" I still dont remember it. ;)

"This is the dullest moment I've ever experienced."

George.

Yes

"Perfect Pump!"

Jerry

"You're a very very good man."

Babu Bhatt. (Perfect Pump??)

"I hear when you read it the second time Ahab and the whale become good friends"

Jerry

Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall... lanky... doofus, with a, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?

Elaine.

"Take the Jacket Jerry" "Call me when you get home"

Jerry's annoying comedy club friend?

buckles I think.

"It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you
in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and
stuck you on a pedestal."

Kramer

"Im sorry, the card says Moops"

George

"Sweet Fancy Moses smell the roses."

Jerry

"Yo Yo Ma"

Kramer

"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye."

George?

Nope

Elaine

yes

"Because you was obviously talking to one of us!"

Cedric

"To the idiotmobile!"

Jerry

Yes

"My father was gay"

George

The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep.

Elainism.

"Look away, Im hideous"

Kramer

"I'll sleep standing up. I'll be fine."

Morty?

Yes

something like this - "I think George is more mature than you. Soup is now your highest priority?."

Elaine?

;)

"I'm dangerous! I'm very, very dangerous!"

Cosmic Cosmo

You got it.

Take the pen!

Jack Klompas

"Oh, I gotta get on that Internet -- I'm late on everything."

Jerry?

Ding ding ding!

"How come I didnt get a Christmas Card!?"

George

"People who do that should be arrested!"

George

Yes

"They dont just overcook meat"

Frank?

No. It was someone in the coffee shop talking to Jerry about an over-cooked (or under-cooked) burger.

Elaine?

No, someone who suspected anti-semitism was behind the mistake, "They dont just overcook a hamburger Jerry"

OOOOOOHHHH Uncle Leo!

yes.

"Oh. I'm watching my height. My doctor doesn't want me to get any taller."

Jerry .

Yes

"I never said I was a good driver, I said I was a good parker"

George

yes

"Maybe she's trying to create a buzz."

Cosmo Peres.

But you will be using a retractor?

Kramer

"It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there."

Jerry

not him

George

Think sex

Elaine 2 Marla?

That's exactly it. ;)

"Eric put it out with his big shoe"

George

Yes.

"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."

Jerry.

"You can stop kow-towing to Morgan, the job is yours"

Mr. Wilhelm....?

Steinbrenner?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Steinbrenner?
Yes. A lot more work, not a lot more pay for George.

"I'm going home to spatula."

Kramer?

nice avatar brian, making up for lost time by changing it often ;)

"This is not a baggy-pants farce!"

The Mohel?

The Mohel

"Have you been to the Department of Motor Vehicles lately? It's a colony of lepers down there."

Jerry.

"I dont mind someone being funny, but funny-business I dont like"

no clue

"I dont mind someone being funny, but funny-business I dont like"

also said... "What are you gonna do on the toilet?"

Enzo...I should've known that because it was on last night. :crazy:

You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me.

Yes, look out for a lot of Barber themed posts today :lol:

George?

Yes


(I guess it is Barber Thursday :lol: )

"I am aware .... "

George

He make a me cry.

Enzo.

"For all I know your making porn movies"

Jerry?

It was a parent.

George's mom in The Outing.

That was on last night or the night before, right?

Wed. I think.

"I'm sorry honey."

Elaine to Jerry re Keith?

Yes!

"That's the genius of it!" (2 possible answers)

I know Jerry said it in the ep The Mom and Pop Store.

yes, both Jer and George said it in the same episode.

"More everything!"

Kramer?

Helen?

Think first class

Jerry.

"George is getting frustrated"

Jerry.

"George is getting frustrated"

George

"It's not fair that people are seated first-come, first-serve. It should be based on who's hungriest."

Elaine.

Yes

I use Dento-tape.

Newman

'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.'

Frank

Yes

"The cat is RRRRRRREEWWWRRRR out of the bag."

Kramer?

Yes, one of my favorites. He says that after they discover the Cosmo name :lol:

My Acne!

Vincent.

The carpet sweeper is the biggest fraud since one hour martinizing

Kramer

"I want to make the freaks feel comfortable."

Elaine.

Yes

"Sacamano Sr. screwed me"

Elaine?

no Jerry, after buying the Wizzard?

I'll go change, we'll make out...

Welcome Sleepy Mom! You got it right, it was Jerry.

Puddy.

I'll get the ball rolling on this game again...


We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get.

Seinfeld, Jerry?

Yes

"I mean is that all it says, hello and la la la?"

George

Yes, re the voice.

"I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay."

George.

"Vile weed"

Newman

"This guy could be a little bonkos."

lol Regis

correct

Why dont you bring me any ideas like this? What do you do around here anyway?

Mr. Littman?

Yes

There's nothing more pathetic than a grown man afraid of a woman.

Kramer


I don’t care much for the beach. I freckle

Newman.

"No, we just saw the same monkey"

Jerry

Correct.