sinatrastar
10-12-2003, 10:46 PM
Someone I despise, Keith Hernandez
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View Full Version : Seinlanguage The Game sinatrastar 10-12-2003, 10:46 PM Someone I despise, Keith Hernandez Brian Damage 10-12-2003, 10:46 PM Keith Hernandez "Where are the cameras?" sinatrastar 10-12-2003, 10:48 PM The Japanese tourists have them all? flinstoned 10-12-2003, 11:45 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage Keith Hernandez "Where are the cameras?" Jim Fowler? flinstoned 10-12-2003, 11:46 PM "They were quite taken with it" BobCobb 10-13-2003, 11:03 AM Kramer. "Elaine tried to convert one once, but she is not going through that again" DarwinEx 10-13-2003, 02:41 PM Elaine "You cant handle the truth" sinatrastar 10-13-2003, 02:57 PM :confused: Brian Damage 10-13-2003, 02:58 PM George "Too bad you couldn't do *that* for a living... You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be a big star!" sinatrastar 10-13-2003, 03:18 PM Estelle. "Well according to the state of New York you are the Assman" TheDrake 10-13-2003, 04:42 PM DMV lady. "Because he's my butler" Brian Damage 10-13-2003, 07:11 PM Jerry "I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back." sinatrastar 10-13-2003, 07:12 PM Jerry u gonna start to talk like Elaine from now on? sinatrastar 10-13-2003, 07:13 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage Jerry "I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back." Jerry Brian Damage 10-13-2003, 07:47 PM correct sinatrastar 10-13-2003, 09:43 PM u gonna start to talk like Elaine from now on? Who said it? WeMissTripper 10-13-2003, 10:28 PM Elaine? Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 09:07 AM George? sinatrastar 10-14-2003, 09:45 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage George? Yes, George to Susan as his world's were colliding :( Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 09:51 AM "Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a year's free haircuts. And a comb." sinatrastar 10-14-2003, 09:52 AM Newman! "Its like when Superman reversed the rotation of the earth" Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 09:56 AM George "He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away." DarwinEx 10-14-2003, 10:05 AM The old guy looking at Kramer's picture. Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 10:06 AM correct, your turn. DarwinEx 10-14-2003, 10:10 AM When you hit that high note say goodnight and walk off. Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 10:12 AM Jerry "Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident." flinstoned 10-14-2003, 11:51 AM George. "yddididididid Just tell it" canjala 10-14-2003, 12:45 PM Kramer, "In fact I hate anyone who ever had a pony" Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 01:36 PM Jerry "Maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do." BobCobb 10-14-2003, 03:40 PM Jake Jarmel "I hear everything" TheDrake 10-14-2003, 06:09 PM I know it wasnt the lines woman, but I dont know who it is. sinatrastar 10-14-2003, 06:44 PM George to the physical therapist? wickthayer 10-14-2003, 07:17 PM I think you got it with George. "The Aids walk is a cake walk" Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 07:34 PM Kramer Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 07:44 PM "So, apparently adoption leads to serial killing." sinatrastar 10-14-2003, 07:52 PM Kramer. "Little Stewart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother" Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 08:03 PM Elaine "Your misery is my pleasure." sinatrastar 10-14-2003, 08:05 PM Newman? sinatrastar 10-14-2003, 08:08 PM Jerry I recall now sinatrastar 10-14-2003, 08:09 PM We still have China and Cuba Brian Damage 10-14-2003, 08:18 PM Ned Isacoff "It's so great to see a show that's about something." BobCobb 10-14-2003, 10:04 PM Newman BobCobb 10-14-2003, 10:13 PM "South America! What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?!" MillenniumMan831 10-14-2003, 10:56 PM Newman. "The only thing I watch is Xena, the Warrior Princess . . . she must be 6'6"!" flinstoned 10-14-2003, 11:04 PM Jerry's dad. "Did the K-man do it, or did the K-man do it?" BobCobb 10-15-2003, 12:10 AM Cosmo Kramer BobCobb 10-15-2003, 12:11 AM "You played first base, big deal" JDM 10-15-2003, 01:51 AM Elaine. " I never heard him say anything funny." DarwinEx 10-15-2003, 09:55 AM George DarwinEx 10-15-2003, 09:59 AM You know I could have killed you, and no one would have known. Brian Damage 10-15-2003, 10:35 AM Elaine "As soon as he leaves the house he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!" wickthayer 10-15-2003, 10:42 AM Estelle Maybe I will Lois, maybe I will. Brian Damage 10-15-2003, 02:15 PM Jerry Brian Damage 10-15-2003, 02:17 PM "Who are you, my uncle?" sinatrastar 10-15-2003, 02:27 PM I think that is a repeat? Elaine. "Different pipes go to different places" Brian Damage 10-15-2003, 02:38 PM Elaine "Hey pops, isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years?" sinatrastar 10-15-2003, 03:25 PM Kramer JDM 10-15-2003, 04:40 PM "Look at you! You're an adonis!" BubbleBoy 10-15-2003, 05:10 PM Jerry. BubbleBoy 10-15-2003, 05:10 PM "Can you change my diaper?" wickthayer 10-15-2003, 05:45 PM The old man Jerry was helping. "We had a pact!" Brian Damage 10-15-2003, 07:22 PM George Brian Damage 10-15-2003, 07:27 PM "I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it." sinatrastar 10-15-2003, 08:57 PM Jerry "Prediction: I never see you or your ... " MillenniumMan831 10-15-2003, 10:10 PM Jerry. "This happens to be a girl that I like. This is not How to Score on Spring Break." TheDrake 10-15-2003, 10:26 PM Jerry I'll tell you whats wrong a grown woman with a male roommate, it's unnatural - it's an abomination! Brian Damage 10-16-2003, 10:32 AM George "His buttocks are sublime." DarwinEx 10-16-2003, 10:42 AM Calvin Klein DarwinEx 10-16-2003, 10:43 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage Elaine "Hey pops, isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years?" Did anyone answer this one? Brian Damage 10-16-2003, 11:01 AM no sinatrastar 10-16-2003, 04:17 PM Newman? Brian Damage 10-16-2003, 07:37 PM It was actually a ballboy challenging Kramer. Brian Damage 10-16-2003, 07:39 PM Here's another one... "We've really gotta get that Elaine a boyfriend." sinatrastar 10-16-2003, 10:35 PM Who is Lloyd Braun the second? "What the hell is a velvet fog?" Maestro 10-16-2003, 11:33 PM Jerry in The Jimmy #105 === " I am speechless. I am without speech" sinatrastar 10-16-2003, 11:39 PM That is a tough one because I recall two quotes very similar to this. I think Elaine said this version of it. sinatrastar 10-16-2003, 11:40 PM That was olive loaf wickthayer 10-17-2003, 09:38 AM Kramer/ slicer "What a bald paradise that must have been" sinatrastar 10-17-2003, 11:35 AM George? "Make love to the wall pervert" BobCobb 10-17-2003, 02:00 PM Kramer "Never, I'll never be like you" Dutabi84 10-17-2003, 02:08 PM Kramer "And then there were 2" Brian Damage 10-17-2003, 02:25 PM George Brian Damage 10-17-2003, 02:28 PM "Nice lookin' Luger." sinatrastar 10-17-2003, 02:52 PM Jerry. "Who are you, Mannix?" Brian Damage 10-17-2003, 03:13 PM Jerry? sinatrastar 10-17-2003, 03:33 PM ;) BobCobb 10-17-2003, 09:59 PM "Go for the green" or "not the left arm!" KnightFalls 10-17-2003, 11:24 PM Stan, the caddy. "I hear that's what killed Curly" WeMissTripper 10-18-2003, 10:18 AM Jerry WeMissTripper 10-18-2003, 10:19 AM "Im here to get a glimpse ... of high society" Brian Damage 10-18-2003, 03:00 PM Jerry Brian Damage 10-18-2003, 03:03 PM What? Clinging to some scraps? sinatrastar 10-18-2003, 08:23 PM Elaine. "Jerry my girlfriend is angry, if I dont go back there with some food there is going to be trouble" (this is my neice's contribution) KnightFalls 10-19-2003, 12:22 AM Kramer "My mother, she was a taken by the Communists" sinatrastar 10-19-2003, 11:11 AM Poppie. sinatrastar 10-19-2003, 11:15 AM Who said the following? Theres a mechanism. You just pull it, and throw your body weight. wickthayer 10-19-2003, 07:12 PM Frank Costanza wickthayer 10-19-2003, 07:15 PM "When someone says Heads Up you are not supposed to look up" JDM 10-20-2003, 02:19 AM K-Man...... "You Bastard!" DarwinEx 10-20-2003, 09:54 AM low talker "Alright Frank, that's enough" Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 10:10 AM Estelle "I am down. I am totally down. Mark me down." wickthayer 10-20-2003, 10:20 AM George? Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 10:26 AM Yes wickthayer 10-20-2003, 12:06 PM I think you've read one too many Billy Mumford stories. Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 01:16 PM The boss at Viking Press. Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 01:19 PM The old coot's sittin' on a mountain of gold! sinatrastar 10-20-2003, 01:58 PM Newman. "I was going to see the Bushman :( " Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 02:01 PM Elaine "Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool." BobCobb 10-20-2003, 03:20 PM "Oh look an antique stand. Pull over, we'll buy you a housewarming gift." BobCobb 10-20-2003, 03:21 PM "Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool." Jerry Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 05:18 PM Mrs. Ross Ah man, that Michael Jordan is so phony. sinatrastar 10-20-2003, 05:26 PM LOL. Moffitt. paraphrasing - "So Mom and Pop established trust in the neighborhood for 40 years so they could steal Jerry's sneakers?" Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 05:29 PM Elaine "Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason." sinatrastar 10-20-2003, 05:32 PM Jerry. "Did you say "I didnt think you'd show? Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 05:46 PM Jerry "I should drop dead if she's not beautiful." BobCobb 10-20-2003, 06:07 PM Helen Seinfeld "It was those dam coolats (kulats?) you bought him!" Brian Damage 10-20-2003, 08:17 PM Morty I've got two words to say to you, George... Hot Tub! BobCobb 10-20-2003, 08:45 PM Steinbrenner "kind of like a mooching inventory" WeMissTripper 10-20-2003, 11:01 PM Jerry. "And boy were there a lot of dogs on that route" Brian Damage 10-21-2003, 10:32 AM Newman "I'll pluck all your body hairs out with my teeth." sinatrastar 10-21-2003, 03:39 PM That crazy woman who hit the car and ran. "I still have armies in the Ukraine" Brian Damage 10-21-2003, 06:24 PM Newman Brian Damage 10-21-2003, 06:28 PM "Look, I have goose bumps. Touch! Touch them!" wickthayer 10-21-2003, 10:06 PM sounds like Kramer???? DarwinEx 10-22-2003, 09:43 AM Toby "Yeah, and Im playing a business man accused of murder." Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 01:32 PM Kramer "Where am I? Is this a dream? What in God's name is going on here?" sinatrastar 10-22-2003, 03:04 PM Lainey? Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 03:15 PM Yes sinatrastar 10-22-2003, 03:24 PM "My boys need a house!" JDM 10-22-2003, 03:33 PM K-man. "See, these are the kinds of ideas you should be bringing into me. What is it that you do around here all day anyway??" Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 03:56 PM Mr. Littman Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 03:57 PM "Jimmy's going into shock!" BobCobb 10-22-2003, 04:26 PM Jimmy. "Is it lupus??" Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 04:32 PM George "When you're shopping on Madison Avenue, you don't want to skimp on the swank." BobCobb 10-22-2003, 04:34 PM Cosmo Kramer (crash, shatter) "Your paying for that" Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 04:38 PM The clerk at the wine store? JDM 10-22-2003, 04:51 PM "The jerk-store called, and they're running out of you!" Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 04:59 PM George "Have a hair on my tongue, can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do... you put it there." sinatrastar 10-22-2003, 05:09 PM (crash, shatter) "Your paying for that" That sounds like the "liquor store guy" but I think he said your paying for those. "Have a hair on my tongue, can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do... you put it there." Crazy joe sinatrastar 10-22-2003, 05:10 PM "This is gonna be ugly ... I said I am so ugly" Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 05:21 PM Elaine? sinatrastar 10-22-2003, 05:39 PM not elaine. This was said to Elaine, Susan and Kramer at Monk's. Brian Damage 10-22-2003, 05:42 PM George? TheDrake 10-22-2003, 06:08 PM Jerry talking about George seeing Susan and worlds going to collide. sinatrastar 10-22-2003, 09:32 PM Yes, Jerry. "From what I hear the Yugoslavians are fanatics about their showers" KnightFalls 10-23-2003, 12:35 AM Newman. "What drives me to take such risks?" sinatrastar 10-23-2003, 11:06 AM Jerry. "Im out there and Im loving every minute of it" Brian Damage 10-23-2003, 11:22 AM Kramer You are not a man. It takes a long time to become a man. I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet. sinatrastar 10-23-2003, 11:24 AM Elaine. "I will show you the stooges" Brian Damage 10-23-2003, 11:27 AM Jerry This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her. sinatrastar 10-23-2003, 11:40 AM George "Are you trying to keep us out of Florida?" Brian Damage 10-23-2003, 11:56 AM Frank I'm free, I'm unfettered... I'm like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside! wickthayer 10-23-2003, 12:40 PM Kramer "Are you just saying you want to have fun, or do you really want to have some fun?" Brian Damage 10-23-2003, 01:08 PM Kramer Brian Damage 10-23-2003, 01:10 PM "Your not performing any rituals in the house....And stay away from those squirrels!" wickthayer 10-23-2003, 04:42 PM Sounds like Frank. Brian Damage 10-24-2003, 09:49 AM correct try this one... "Sex is about love between a man and a woman. Not a man and a sandwich." sinatrastar 10-24-2003, 09:51 AM Jerry. "Hello Mr. Vandalay, would you like to buy a computer?" wickthayer 10-24-2003, 10:43 AM George. "You should hear the way he talks to waitresses, he gets free pie!" Brian Damage 10-24-2003, 02:01 PM George If I ever need a drill bit I'll call you. wickthayer 10-24-2003, 02:33 PM The daught of Mrs. Sokel. "Cherish the cabin" Brian Damage 10-24-2003, 02:49 PM Susan's grandfather? wickthayer 10-24-2003, 02:51 PM I was going for her father, but you are more accurate actually since the dad quoted his dad. Brian Damage 10-24-2003, 02:55 PM :woohoo: Brian Damage 10-24-2003, 02:59 PM "He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie." wickthayer 10-24-2003, 04:22 PM Jerry "Are you having an affair with Elaine?" sinatrastar 10-24-2003, 04:53 PM Susan sinatrastar 10-24-2003, 04:54 PM Who said it? You know how to take a reservation, but you dont know how to hold a reservation, and that's really the most important part Brian Damage 10-24-2003, 07:33 PM Jerry She's a seductress. She's a siren. She's a virgin. She's a whooooore. sinatrastar 10-24-2003, 07:59 PM Kramer Brian Damage 10-24-2003, 08:06 PM you got it. JDM 10-24-2003, 11:13 PM "I'm a wealthy American industrialist." Elizabeth Smith 10-24-2003, 11:18 PM kramer KnightFalls 10-24-2003, 11:28 PM Now you post a quote ;) JDM 10-24-2003, 11:29 PM "If anything happens here, can I count on you?" KnightFalls 10-24-2003, 11:35 PM George Elizabeth Smith 10-24-2003, 11:35 PM "What are you gonna do, back her in?" KnightFalls 10-24-2003, 11:36 PM "You are quite breathtaking" KnightFalls 10-24-2003, 11:36 PM Originally posted by Elizabeth Smith "What are you gonna do, back her in?" Jerry? Elizabeth Smith 10-24-2003, 11:37 PM Nope KnightFalls 10-24-2003, 11:41 PM ?? Elizabeth Smith 10-25-2003, 12:05 AM Elaine Brian Damage 10-25-2003, 10:38 AM "We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder." wickthayer 10-25-2003, 10:59 AM Elaine "Your not a little anything" Brian Damage 10-25-2003, 11:01 AM Jerry "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met." wickthayer 10-25-2003, 11:02 AM George. "You can count on Slippery Pete" Brian Damage 10-25-2003, 11:20 AM Kramer "No way, this is bogus man!" JDM 10-25-2003, 11:30 AM Puddy ------- "Then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet?" Brian Damage 10-25-2003, 11:41 AM Jerry "Jerry's under a lot of pressure. It's hard being a standup comic- sometimes they don't laugh" wickthayer 10-25-2003, 09:12 PM klramer? BubbleBoy 10-26-2003, 12:17 AM "Yeah, I am Batman!" Brian Damage 10-26-2003, 11:19 AM Originally posted by wickthayer klramer? Not him Brian Damage 10-26-2003, 11:20 AM Originally posted by BubbleBoy "Yeah, I am Batman!" That's Kramer sinatrastar 10-26-2003, 11:52 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage Jerry "Jerry's under a lot of pressure. It's hard being a standup comic- sometimes they don't laugh" Jerome? Brian Damage 10-26-2003, 11:53 AM not Jerome. think avatar. sinatrastar 10-26-2003, 11:57 AM ELAINE! Brian Damage 10-26-2003, 11:58 AM Your turn Brian Damage 10-26-2003, 10:26 PM ok, I'll go until your return.... You are a fascinating man, George Costanza. sinatrastar 10-26-2003, 11:02 PM The Opposite girlfriend? Brian Damage 10-26-2003, 11:04 PM negative think IQ sinatrastar 10-26-2003, 11:22 PM The IQ girlfriend re his pocket of food or whatever. "Pendant Publishing? Giddyup again!" Brian Damage 10-27-2003, 11:43 AM Kramer "Cows don't have families. You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life." sinatrastar 10-27-2003, 12:09 PM :lol: A little mohel action on mohel Monday? (deep voice) "Never ask me about my business" Brian Damage 10-27-2003, 12:16 PM Jerry I still have my tonsils. Everyone in my family has their tonsils. In fact, we were forbidden to socialize with anyone who didn't have their tonsils. wickthayer 10-27-2003, 01:16 PM Elaine. "Oh no, not the left arm!" dlemond 10-27-2003, 01:29 PM Stan the caddy. It was a bad jig to begin with, we never should have started this jig. Maestro 10-27-2003, 01:39 PM Jerry to George (re the limo) === "had no face, no personality. It was like a martian. But hey, you know that's me" sinatrastar 10-27-2003, 01:45 PM Originally posted by Maestro Jerry to George (re the limo) === "had no face, no personality. It was like a martian. But hey, you know that's me" Hey Maestro, I hate to see the avatar that goes with your new signature!! :eek: Maestro 10-27-2003, 02:04 PM :lol: No doubt! but that's the next quote, not my sig! :D Just tryin' to stick w/ that Monday Mohel theme. Brian Damage 10-27-2003, 02:42 PM Elaine I don't talk to anyone on the subway for 35 years, I get the best man at a lesbian wedding. Maestro 10-27-2003, 03:19 PM a gal next to Elaine on the subway ( :lol: ELAINE: "No, no, no, you don't understand! I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!") === "Oh, finding a Mohel is a piece of cake. Any idiot can find a Mohel" Brian Damage 10-27-2003, 03:23 PM Jerry "Don't ever question my instincts, because my instincts are honed." sinatrastar 10-27-2003, 04:41 PM Kramer re oink oink. Oops Maestro, "I guess I got confused" wickthayer 10-27-2003, 05:19 PM Kramer. "Something stinks to high .. Holly" Brian Damage 10-27-2003, 08:30 PM Elaine No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky." sinatrastar 10-27-2003, 08:57 PM Jerry. Brian Damage 10-27-2003, 09:07 PM Yes sinatrastar 10-28-2003, 04:20 PM The turbo quadramatic transmission offers you the power and prestige to propel you well into the 21st century. Brian Damage 10-28-2003, 04:23 PM Elaine "Where is Babu? What happened to Babu? Show me Babu!" sinatrastar 10-28-2003, 04:25 PM Babu's cousin? Brian Damage 10-28-2003, 05:07 PM Very close, but no cigar. sinatrastar 10-28-2003, 05:15 PM Babu's bro? Brian Damage 10-28-2003, 05:23 PM That's it. sinatrastar 10-28-2003, 05:32 PM Just like with the fat man, all they do is mock Brian Damage 10-28-2003, 08:35 PM Babu! Brian Damage 10-28-2003, 08:37 PM "It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten." JDM 10-28-2003, 10:06 PM Elaine........ "Hi, it's me........I got nothing to say." HeartsOfIron 10-28-2003, 10:10 PM George JDM 10-28-2003, 11:02 PM "What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?" sinatrastar 10-28-2003, 11:06 PM Jerry sinatrastar 10-28-2003, 11:06 PM "you gotta listen to your little man" Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 10:35 AM Kramer "Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing." sinatrastar 10-29-2003, 10:54 AM Jerry "I brought you this Chinese balm" Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 11:00 AM Maestro Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 11:03 AM "I'm lookin right at you big daddy." sinatrastar 10-29-2003, 11:05 AM Kramer He still wins after 40, but its not a blow-out. Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 11:11 AM George? DarwinEx 10-29-2003, 03:40 PM sounds correct Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 03:53 PM "Another cup of coffee with you, she'll wind up in a convent." wickthayer 10-29-2003, 04:39 PM Jerry. Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 05:09 PM Yes wickthayer 10-29-2003, 05:14 PM You know I hear Mr. Steinbrenner can be a bit erratic, I would hate to see him when he's hungry Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 05:37 PM Newman Man's Best Friend... Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone. TheDrake 10-29-2003, 05:48 PM Kramer "Hate the Sein" Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 08:18 PM Allison What a sellout! Give me that remote! sinatrastar 10-29-2003, 08:22 PM The BubbleBoy (Im surprised bubbleboy didnt swoop in for this one ;) ) "Ive heard him contend that" Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 08:51 PM Elaine sinatrastar 10-29-2003, 08:52 PM ;) Brian Damage 10-29-2003, 08:53 PM "I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it? With your hands?" DarwinEx 10-29-2003, 09:24 PM Greoge? |