"You know, I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile."

Elaine, who else?

;)

"You know your nuts with these sponges."

George?

George it is.

If anybody should be rolling their eyes, it is me, at him, about you.

uhmm. Elaine?

Yes

Who did she say that to? I cant remember.

"He pulled an LBJ on you"

Jerry.

That Elaine quote was from The Pie. When Elaine asks the saleSwoman to remove the mannequin.


"You know there is always the possibility that she called an audible"

Ok, I remember now.

Jerry said the audible line about the waitress I believe.

Your turn Gary.

"Your doing my baby's now?"

George

George it is!

"I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into Bourbon Street?"

Frank?

Yes

"You dont understand, you gotta have a buffer zone"

Originally posted by sinatrastar
"You dont understand, you gotta have a buffer zone"

George

George is not who I was looking for. Think older.

Ahh...Frank Costanza?

Jerry??

It was Morty about Uncle Leo.

"Its McNabb from the phone company"

Elaine?

:happyface not Elaine. Someone who called Kramer.

The quote was probably more like
"Uh hello Mr. Kramer, this is McNabb from the phone company"

The Plaza cable guy?

You got it.

"You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"

Kramer.

"Oh I'm stressed"

Jerry?

Check.

Adoption leads to serial killing.

Kramer

"No it can do anything - it can be Spanish"

Jerry

Is there anything wrong with getting a receipt at a tollbooth?

George?

He's older than George

Frank?

Yes

"Fake, fake, fake fake"

Who said it?
"Fake, fake, fake fake"

Lainey said it

yes

"If I had a nickel for every one of those books he's read(laughing), I'd be broke!"

Mrs. Ross

Too bad you couldn't do that for a living... You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be a big star! -

Estelle

Zip codes are meaningless

Newman?

Yes Newman, talking to his model girlfriend.

"It'll be a funky adventure."

Kramer.

"I'll see you at the wedding"

Sue Ellen Mishke?

Think Agraba!

Hallie

It was the girl George fized Jerry up with, i dont actually know her name :crazy: , hallie sounds right to me.

I cheated I looked it up. Her name was Hallie. ;)

You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pitbull on a poodle.

That sounds more like verification than cheating.

Bookman.

"India? Yeah, Im going to India:rolleyes: "

Yes

Originally posted by sinatrastar
"India? Yeah, Im going to India:rolleyes: "
bump

Elaine?

Yes, Elaine.

That is one angry clown.

Jerry

"Crazy clown? That's rich."

The Ticket guy

Come and listen to the idiot! Hey everybody, the idiot's on!

hmmmm

Georgie-boy?

That sounds like something George would say, but I cant place it.

George it is

Calling JDM ...

"Lupus, is it lupus?"

George

You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

Frank.

"Shout out your code man!"

Peterman

"You think these hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?"

Kramer

"I once told a woman I coined the phrase Pardon My French"

George?

Yes, George.

I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there.

Crazy Joe

"Tippy Tippy Day Day"

Jerry?

yes.

"It's one big Nude-O-Rama."

Kramer

not Kramer

Jerry?

no but you're getting close...;)

George!!!

:clap:

What-delay Industries? No, no you're way off

Kramer

Ask your mother. You live with her now, don't you?

Elaine?

Yes

"You must go now"

The Japanese executive

Yes

I was raised to give up.

George

"Who figures an immigrant has a pony?"

Jerry

"It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"

Jackie?

Yes

"I'm like ice, when I don't like you, you got problems"

Kramer

I almost went to barber school. I always felt I had a talent for it.

Newman.

How about I punch you in the brain?

Rebecca Demornay

;)

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

Jerry

"I think I lost my pen:( "

Klompas?

Yes.

I have the body of a taut pre-teen swedish boy!

:grineyes:

Oh, that was a clue, I thought you were hitting on me.

"Oh, the apartment, Jeffrey's taking the apartment"

Isaac

yes, if that is the old manya hubby.

"Yes, yes! Everybody in the world has to like me! I must be liked!"

George.

"... I'm inadequate, I've got it all!"

George?

Yes

"How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?"

Elaine?

Yes

"Can I come to the Interference???"

Kramer?

yes

How hard can it be to kill this thing?

Jerry?

Nope

George?

think older

Frank, re the little chicken.

You got it.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
You got it.
Its about time.

"No one sees the ... cover"

Frank?

Jerry?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Jerry?
Yes, regarding the Urban Sombrero.

Can you die from an odor?

Jerry?

Not Jerry

Elaine

Yes

"Im out of plant food."

Newman?

Not Newman.

The quote continues "... but I bet I have a coupon for it!"

Kramer

Not him, think a boss.

J. Peterman?

Yes. His boring life prompted Elaine to go to Kramer for stories.

Frankly, I perfer the company of nitwits.

Jerry

Yes

Jimmy's down!

Jimmy

Yes.

Yeah. $37.50 for a Three Musketeers!

Jerry re the Bus Tour?

You got it.

"I've Yada Yadad sex"

Elaine

If I hear an anguished oink, I'm outta here.

Jerry.

"I'm not married, it's a sociological experiment"

George?

yes.

Hello, 911? How are ya?

Jerry?

You got it.

"I never said I was a good driver, I said I was a good parker"

George?

Yes.

I don't like to carry my wallet. My osteopath says that it's bad for my spine. Throws my hips off kilter.

Kramer in The Dinner Party.

"I dont wear a watch, I tell time by the sun."

Kramer?

yes.

I am down. I am totally down. Mark me down.

george

you got it.

"Chatty gal"

Elaine?

yes

I wanna slide my tongue around you like a snake.

Elaine.

"Look what they did to my boy"

Kramer?

It wasnt Kramer.

Jerry?

Yes Jerry, about what the Moyle did to his finger.

"Serenity now, insanity later."

Lloyd Braun.

"You're pushing your luck little man"

Soup Nazi

"You're not exactly zeroing in yourself, lady"

Elaine

Kramer?

Did we guess it Uncle Dutabi???

:wave:

Kramer said it to Elaine about finding the right man.

MY BAD! Yes, it was Kram.

"You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?"

Kramer

Yes

"You wanta get nuts? Let get nuts!"
and for fake bonus points where did this phrase likely come from.

George I have no idea where it might have come from??? Maybe Prince?

I have heard its from Batman. Micheal Keaten said it to the Joker.

We've really gotta get that Elaine a boyfriend.

Lloyd Braun #2.

"Poppy peed on my sofa"

Jerry

He doesn't know anything about bras.

Estelle

Yes

"When you get to the chapter about my love life(?), free to throw yourself into the mix"

J. Peterman

yes

You got the A, the B, the C and the D....that's the biggest.

Frank.

"I'm such a Huge whale fan."

George?

Yes, which led to Jerry making him a Marine Biologist.

Who invited you anyway? You're a troublemaker!

Dr. Whatley

Yes

"You emit a foul and unpleasant odor"

Newman and Kramer

Yes and yes

"You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us, and I say 'why?'. Are we really so different..."

Newman.

"Like you didnt call me a phony!!!"

Jerry

"It may be time to consider the dreaded apparatus."

Jerry

Yes

"And I have concluded form the basis of those conversations that this is not a person who should be working for you"

Elaine?

no, but the person was telling this to Elaine.

This is a wild guess Eddie Sherman?

not an employee

Jerry?

Yes, Regarding his encounter with the dirty talking secretary.

"Step off, George. I don't want to see you."

Tony

That's it.

Look sister - go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it!

Newman I think

yes. Nice avatar!

Thanks.

My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

J Peterman.

"Oh, yeah, I'd be lying on the X-Ray table with my wallet in my mouth."

Morty?

yes

"Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."

Dean Jones

"I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary"

Jackie Chiles?

That's a good guess, but it wasnt Jackie. Think about your last quote in this thread ;)

Kramer?