She raised a all village of kids, remember it takes a villiage to raise a child. She had her hands full!!

Who was the poster who reached the 500th Post?????
party: :bouncers party: :banana: :rock:

TONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY DOWWWWWW!!!!!!! YAYYY GOOOOOOOOO TONNNNNYYYYYY!!!!! :cheer: :cheer: party: :rock: :guitar:

were june and ward hippies?

they were the hippest of their generation:guitar: :cheer: :guitar:


Did Ward and June ever take the kids to Crystal Falls?

no, Crystal Falls was a nudist retreat, only ward and june went, the boys were too young!

what sitcom did the cleaver's watch?

Home Improvement.


What video games did the Cleavers play?

"The Salt Mines" the purpose of the game is to get ward to work on time! its sooo cool! you set the alarm clock, get ward out of bed, into the shower, get dressed, eat breakfast, and get to work. be careful about the next door neighbor's dog and watch out for Mrs. Mondello, who will occasionally try to have an affair with ward.....

did ward and june smoke?

They lit a few up with Mrs. Mondello, then realized that she got the munchies so bad that they never invited her to their home again. She raided their refridgerator and left them with nothing but ice that smelled like minows.

We know that June wore jeans and slacks on a few occassions, but did she ever wear shorts?

tight short shorts! with a tube top and a belly button ring! ward was so proud!

what did ward do after june told him she was pregnant with wally?

They had to get married or make up a fake marriage license.

How many different characters did Carol Sydes play on Leave it to Beaver? hint: she was in Wally's class

she played Gus the Fireman, Fats, Captain Jack, and Captain Jack the alligator, Miss Landers, Miss Canfield, Mrs. Rayburn, Mary Ellen Rogers, wait, no Mary Ellen Rogers was played by Hugh Beaumont..oh she also played Stanley, beaver's monkey. wow this girl was busy!

was the cast rich considering they made 234 episodes?

:soapbox:
No, they made $1.00 per episode. Beaver protested and then got a raise to $1.25. Because he was only 8 years old, he accepted the salary without representation. By his sub-standards he was rich.


Did Beaver use a Raggety Andy Doll for his voodoo magic on Eddie?

no, they used a stuffed June Cleaver doll, but the censors refused to let them air such an episode, so they simply put a raggedy ann doll. but tv land says they will air the original episode with the June Cleaver doll next time around, so keep your eyes open!

Why did Ward's voice sound dubbed in the episode "beavers team?"

His voice was dubbed in that and three other episodes. In his bio., Mosher says that on very rare occasions, Hugh would come to the set drunk, and management would make a decision whether he was sober enough to go on. For what it's worth, they say he was a jolly drunk.

What was in the Cleavers' basement?

Minerva's corpse, june's "secret toy box";) mwahaha!!!

was june's voice ever dubbed?

Originally posted by junecleaver
Minerva's corpse, june's "secret toy box";) mwahaha!!!

was june's voice ever dubbed?

Yes. For some reason they didn't get Barbara to dub it, or another lady to dub the voice in. They got a man to dub in June's voice in a few eps. I'm still trying to figure out that one. :confused:

Name some of Beaver's fave. hobbies.

Yes siree, June's voice was dubbed when she sang the HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC by Phyllis Diller.:guitar:

Did Jerry Mathers ever appear on BATMAN?:batman:

no, he appeared on The Brady Bunch, he played Tiger, sometimes he played Fluffy..

Why were ward and june drunk all the time?

heck, they were just gay and happy. Ward would wear June's pearls and heels when he was feeling just soooo gay, and June would put on Ward's tux and tails when she felt like being a he/she. omg: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :eek4:

Out of Richard, Larry and Gilbert, which one of them did have a girl friend? (Whitey is excluded from this because he always seemed to get the girl at the end or by default)

Larry! he had a rock for a girlfriend! only he painted a face on it that he thought was a very attractive face...:grady:

Were Barbara Billingsley, Hugh beaumont, Tony Dow, and Jerry Mathers aliens?:ufo:

The family was from the OUTER LIMITS!!!:ufo:



Without going back to the very first question in this thread, (no cheating) can anyone remember what the very first question was on THE WRONG ANSWER THREAD?:confused:

it was "is this game going to reach over 500 posts?"

how did jeff fit in Ward's underwear and clothes?

Jeff put his arms in the sleeves and his legs in his pants.

Did Beaver ever get upset about being called a SHEEPDOG?:dog:

yes, considering his own mother called him a sheep dog! you didn't see that part because as usual, tv land cut it off! Beav was just minding his own business when june just comes right out and says "sheepdog! you creepy sheepdog you!" then runs away giggling. come to think of it thats exactly what she did to wally. i'm telling you all right now, june was mean! Sure Ward tried divorce, but she kept threatening to tell the world what he did for a living.

Did the cleavers know what ward did for a living?

he posted questions and answers all day on the SITCOM WEBSITE, until June pulled the plug. She pulled it by the cord and then poor Ward and to repair the plug. He became so good at repairing home appliances that he started a little shop in his garage and named it WARD'S PLUG OUTLET AND REPAIR.

Who was Theodore named after?

after June. June's real name was Theodore Desiderio de Cuba Arnaz y de Acha III Bronson-Cleaver

who did ward get in fights with?

He got into a real big beef with Evelyn Boothy's father, remember? She was the one who got Wally to go over to Henderson's, and was trying to give Wally "ideas" about marriage. Well, Ward really clobbered Bill Boothby for trying to get Wally "hitched."

Did June ever beat up Ward?

Not exactly, but in the episode, "Bad Influence," she pounds her fists against his chest and says, "Curse you!," before collapsing in his arms in tears.

What did Beaver tell his parents for an explanation of how his good pants got ripped? How did they really get ripped?

june played a dirty trick on beaver by sicking a dog on him, beaver's lie was "the devil made me do it"

did june ever cry?

She cried a river of tears when Wally and Beaver came home with the wrong groceries. It was her time of the month, and she asked the boys to bring her home sushi. The boys misunderstood and thought she said mu sho gi pan, chinese food. She cried for 3 whole days until she got over it.

Is there a temple or synague in Mayfield?

yeah, the cleaver's house!

what did ward do each time June announced the words "ward, i think it's time" :crybaby:

He had to make a run to the drug store for June, since she did not drive. She should have had him buy the super ecomomy box instead of the smaller ones.

how many parties did Wally actually attend.. stag?
party: party: party:

:lol: i love your answers!!

Wally? attend a party stag?!!! oh yeah he tried but the girls kept coming to him, one day his buddy eddie haskell told everyone that wally was gay.

did ward and june sleep in twin beds?

:grady: wink wink to junecleaver!!!

Don't tell the censors this, but they pushed the two twins beds together and made one big bed!!!

Did Beaver win a doll at Linda Dennison's birthday party? :birthday:

oh he won a doll alright...a stripper! he brought it home, ward took one look at it and told beaver he could keep it, but beaver had to feed it, walk it, water it, you know the basics....
june however didn't like it, that's why ward had a big red mark across his @$$

would the cleavers survive in the year 2004?

(a stripper doll????........LOL!)

Yeah, the Cleavers would survive about as well as the Brady's did when they made those movies, and they were still living in the 70s when it was the 90s!

Was Ward really attracted to Susan Hayward?

Yes. There are several episodes in which he reads aloud articles from the newspaper about Susan Hayward and June gets jealous, most notably the 1959 Christmas episode.

Why did the show change networks?

Because they were eventually banned on the old network for extreme language, nudity, and was otherwise in very poor taste.

Did Beaver ever utter the "F" word?

He may have once. In the episode, "Beaver's Locker," when he opens his locker and sees the shaving cream, he gasps "**** me!" with the first word bleeped out. Mathers has consistently refused to clarify this scene to fans.

What was Ward's standard approach to disciplining his sons?

walking around in his tightie whities, making june happy and the boys disgusted.

How are june and ozzy osbourne alike?

They were both on semi-reality shows???:tv:



Who was the one time wonder friend of the Cleavers who was away at military school? Wally thought about going there after he met the boy.patriot:

Charley! everybody else called him Prince Charles...

how many times did ward and june get stoned?

:candle: :snowman3: :rednose: :frosty: :santa2: :cc: :tree: :snowman: :stocking: Every Christmas Ward and June would get so stoned that they believed that they see Santa, Rudolf, and snowmen walking up and down Grant Avenue. They claimed that they saw flashing lights and dancing trees in the department stores and restaurants. Wally and Beaver would have them committed for a few days, that's when Uncle Billy would come to town and drink WILD TURKEY :turkey: and then fill everyone's stocking with coal! He was a mean drunk!

Did Wally and Beaver ever double date?

yes, Wally went with eddie, and Beaver went with Lumpy. ward was rather disappointed. june was pleased that her sons weren't getting mixed up with girls

who put the barrel hoops out for fred to trip over?

GERALDINE AND GWEN!!!!

NAME ALL OF THE MEN WHO WORKED IN WARD'S OFFICE:typing:

ward only worked with women. you know, Grace, Fred....

who all on LITB was a drag queen?

Beaver's friend Harry!! He had a big identity crisis and only wearing his mother's dresses would help!!!

What state is Riverside in and how far is it from Mayfield?

There is no basis in any episode for answering this question, but it must be fairly close, because in the episode "Trouble," Eddie is picked up for shoplifting by an off duty Riverside cop, who turns him in to the store detective.

Why did Wally give away Beaver's electric trains?

they fell on june, giving her a concussion, she can't remember her kids names, her husband, the only thing she can remember is dancing in dives and dancing for Ward

anybody in the cleaver family ever get arrested?

:stocking: :santa: :frosty: :rednose: :snowman3: :santa2: :tree: :cc:
AT CHRISTMAS TIME WOULD BE SO STONED FROM ALL OF THE CHRISTMAS CHEER AND EGG NOG, THAT THEY WOULD GET ARRESTED. THIS IS THE REASON WHY THERE WAS NEVER AN ACTUAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE AIRED. THEY WERE IN THE CLINKER.

DID PUFF PUFF OR BOOTSY WOOTSY EVER GET INTO A CAT FIGHT?

yeah, it was pretty bad! about as bad as Gloria and Julie's fight!!! you got fur flying one way, eyeballs the other, and i think one of them lost thier tongue...june asked ward to clean the blood off the window, since they were fighting about "who is sexier, Ward or Wally" then she handed ward a beer, said "drink up and get unsexy"

did ward and june ever use "four letter words?"

No, they were too proper, that is why Beaver and Wally would hang out by construction sites so they could here all of the "four" letter words that they would never hear at home.
:argue: omg: :censored:

Did Madge Blake who Larry's mother also appear on the Real McCoys at the same time? Holy Aunt Harriet, Batman!!:batman:

no, madge blake was batman's Uncle, sheesh!

were the cleavers niave?

Do you mean naive? They needed to be clued in from time to time. I sometimes called them the CLUELESS CLEAVERS!!:confused:


Why did Beaver put vanilla extract on Henry the Rabbit's nose?

because henry got sick everytime ward came around because ward was a "human petri dish" and he smelled bad. so beav took some vanilla extract and put it on his nose, now henry doesnt barf everytime ward comes around! june is a human petri dish as well, since she married ward

what kinds of songs did the cleavers listen to?

They loved TV THEMES SONGS and sang the songs all day long. June's favorite was the ADAMS FAMILY, Ward's was THE FLINTSTONES! Wally's was 77 SUNSET STRIP and Beaver's was ZORRO. Mr. Rutherford's was the MICKEY MOUSE SONG, and Eddie's was THE THEME TO THE LORETTA YOUNG SHOW (he was a closet trans and loved the glamour of Loretta's entrance on her show)

:guitar: :guitar: :banana: :banana: :guitar: :guitar:

What is the officially age difference between Wally and Beaver?

they used to be 3 years apart, but at the end of the show they were about 5. maybe now they are about 40 years apart. i don't know how it works.

what happened? why did beaver and wally's age difference suddenly change?!

The Mayfield Hospital and Mayfield Schools all of the birth cerificates and records after the Mayfield Fire of 1959. After that, the whole community had to move including the Cleavers (nice home), but because no records could be found they had to give the kids new birthdays and years. That's is why Lumpy who was 2 years older than Wally ended up in Wally's class and Beaver ended up in grammer school for another year with Gil, Richard, and Whitey. Chester, Tooey, Larry, and Judy moved to a new district after the big fire. They ended up in their correct grade level.

Did any of the Cleaver wear glasses, including sun glasses?:cool:

oh now i remember the mayfield fire of '59!

no they didn't wear glasses, they just thought it would look "positively goofy." as for sunglasses, well, june was caught with some, me and a reporter tried to interview her, asking her why she was wearing glasses, she just kept covering her face, ward came outside and covered her with a blanket and told us to go home. we went home because ward had a gun.

were ward and june beatnicks?

June was, not Ward. Before June met Ward she had a brief fling with Maynor G. Krepps. Their favorite date was when they went to a Poetry reading recital and banged on the bongo drums. June wore her tight black danskin leotard. She then had to use the bathroom, but could not get the leotard off, she called out of the bathroom and the janitor came to assist her. The Janitor was Ward and that is how they met. June dumped Maynor G. Krepps by the end of the night.:guitar:

Which one of Wally's friends got married first?:love:

his best pal lumpy got married to both Julie foster and Gloria Cusek, they had a daughter and called her lumpette. she too had multiple personalities...

describe ward and june's honeymoon

They went to the jungle and became head hunters during their honeymoon. They met the king of England and became friends with him. When Beaver was born, the family then moved to England, he and Prince Charles became best of friends and to this day Beaver calls him Charlie.:king:

How many episodes was Violet Rutherford on?

none, it was her evil clones, the blonde one and the brunette. the REAL violet rutherford had red hair.

did fred get any diseases from the hard pieces on the barrel hoops that stabbed him?

Fred developed the SKIN HEAD DISEASE.

After Fred developed the SKIN HEAD DISEASE, did he become a chartered member and leader of the SKIN HEADS OF MAYFIELD? In one episode, he told Ward some kids called him SKIN HEAD.
:rockon: :yourock: :rockon:

yes he did become a chartered member of the skin heads, ward became president of the Hairy Chest Comittee

whatever became of the slips beaver gave miss landers?

The slip is hanging up at a piano bar in Soho, New York, with bras and girdles as part of their decor. It has originally been in the SMITHONIAN in Washington, DC, but was replaced by JEANNIE'S HAREM OUTFIT.

What was the brand name of cologne Wally and Beaver wore, when they were on the prowel?

First Baseman's Mitt

who in the cleaver clan could belch the loudest?

There's no basis in the episodes for answering, since only Beaver ever belched in an episode. The ep. in question is "Bad Influences," in which Larry persuades Beaver that it would be funny to belch at Miss Landers in class when she disciplines him. Okay, wait, I'm wrong. Ward belches once in an episode. I don't rmember which one, but there is some ep. in which he lets out a heck of a loud belch at the dinner table. June looks at him with profound distaste and says, "Something wrong?" to which he answers, "Oh, no, dear. It's delicious."

Why were Beaver and Wally fired from their paper delivery route?

THEY WERE LOUSY!!!

WHO WAS SUAVE AND SOPHISICATED ACCORDING TO JUNE?;)

herself! she also thought she was "pollyanna" and she pissed herself off

did ward really love june?

He made her his JUNE BRIDE, didn't he?


What are the dates of Beaver's and Wally's birthdays?:birthday:

like you said, the flood of '59 damaged thier birth certificates, so they didn't have an accurate birthdate. so Wally was born May 43, 1921 and Beaver was born May 45, 1922.

what is ward's favorite song?

June is busting out all over. ;)




How did Eddie Haskell pay for gas when they ran out coming back from a football game?

he jacked it with some coke bottles

what ever became of Stanley the Monkey?

Stanley ate a loaded banana and it exploded!
:banana: :banana: :banana: :explode: :explode:

What other shows did Tony Dow and Jerry Mathers guest star on, during the LEAVE IT TO BEAVER years?

:tv:

Tony Dow appeared on many PlayGirl shows, Jerry Mathers appeared on "girls gone wild" as a girl.

were there any hidden treasures in the cleaver home?

Yes, Larry hiding in the bath tub, that was a real treasure.


What did Lumpy's watch look like? the one that he lost.

it was paper, lumpy took some paper, cut it in the shape of a watch, and drew a clock face on it. every minute he'd erase the hand and make it go to the next minute.

did barbara billingsley ever physically harm her co workers?

No, not that I am aware of, but I think she may physically harm some of the posters
:smash: :boxing: :smash: :angryfire

What movies did Hugh Beaumont star in?

he recently starred in "Jackass The Movie"

What movies did Barbara Billingsley star in?

Whatever movie Barbara Billingsley starred in, she always had top billings!!!



Did Judy ever wear pants or jeans?

when she was being a boy she wore jeans, in school she was supposed to act like she was a girl.

what did ward do for a living? was he rich or in debt up to his eyeballs?

Ward did not work. He did follow the child labor laws very closely, so that he would not get arrested for child exploitation with Wally and Beaver. Wally and Beaver had jobs separately or together such as newspaper delivery boys, soda jerks, hot dog and red hot barkers, lawn mowers, golf caddies, ice cream delivery boy, dog walker, cat sitter, frog collector, perfume salesboys, parking attendants, the list can go on endlessly.

Did June wear a mink stole?

yes, when ward worked in a mink place on superman he stole a few mink stoles and gave them to june.

did june have real hair?

June was a radical! An extremist! She made a statement once by shaving all of her hair off of her head. She joined Fred in the SKIN HEAD CLUB, but when she started getting head colds, she had to buy a wig from the RACQUAL WELCH WIG COLLECTION.


Where did David Manning live?

in the cleaver's basement, along with Minerva's corpse and June and ward's "secret trunk of joy"

why did june wear pearls? why did Ward wear high heels?

June loved pearls but preferred diamonds, however the Cleavers could not afford diamonds because Ward loved high heels, especially Manolo Blahniks. He had a closest full of the designer shoes including Jimmy Chu's, Prada, and Dior.

Where did the boys originally hide Capt. Jack before he got too big, and they moved him to the basement?:grr:

Beaver originally hid him in Wally's bed, under the covers. Wally was feeling poorly, and lay down to take a nap. He reclined blissfully for about three seconds, and then suddenly screamed and jumped out of bed, when Captain Jack bit his foot.

What happened when Ward gave the boys a piggy bank?

They took the piggy bank to the local gambling casino and losted all of their savings in the I DREAM OF JEANNIE AND BEWITCHED SLOTS!pig:


What was the name of the prep school Aunt Martha wanted to send Beaver?

Fresh Squab School

was june rich?

No, remember the boys had to work? OLIVER TWIST!!!


Was there ever an episode when a character crossed over from another tv series to guest star? Like did Bud Andersen ever visit Wally, or Opie visit the Beaver?

There was an episode where June had invited the Osbournes over, and coincidentally, they had ham! i think Sharon flinged her ham at ward on accident.

how many times was Ward/June married before they met each other?

Ward was married to a total of six different women, one of whom was Susan Hayward. Remember that twinkle in his eye when Beaver asked him if he ever kissed any married women? Turns out he did, and each of his six wives promptly divorced him.

June was trying to break Liz Taylor's marriage record, and actually did break it when she marry husband #9, Ward, in 1943.


Did Ward and June ever "make whoopie" after Beaver was born?

No, they actually stopped after Wally was born. They felt it was inappropriate after becoming parents. This is why Ward had so many neurotic symptoms, and nervous tics. This forced abstention caused June's personality to change, which is why she is so consistently cruel to all around her during the last few seasons of the show. Many analysts of the show have opined that if the two of them would just have gotten it on once or twice, the Cleaver household would have been far more pleasant.

What happened when Wally took Julie Foster to the White Fox restaurant?

isn't it just sad what happened to Ward and June? it's an unfortunate thing to do, abstain...

When Wally took Julie to the white fox they got in a big argument and wally socked julie over the table. the fight was because gloria came to talk to wally and julie got jealous.

why did ward and june sleep in separate beds?

They were actually bunk beds. Ward was on top, and June on the bottom.


what did Larry's father do for a living that made him go out of town so often?

he and ward used to work as a pimp together, but ward accidentally made wally so he had to go out of business. but Mr. Mondello stayed in business, and he travels regularly to meet new people. he's the boss of all pimps. pretty cool huh?!

who is really beaver's dad?

FRED RUTHERFORD IS BEAVER'S REAL FATHER. CAN'T YOU SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLENCE?:eek2:

DID WALLY EVER DATE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO BABYSAT FOR BEAVER IN THE BEGINNING OF THE LAST SEASON?, SHE WAS A KNOCKOUT!

yeah, that was the one he got pregnant, don't you remeber, it was stated in the episode "wally's problem" in the last season. they named thier fraternal twins june and ward junior. how sweet!

why was june so skinny?

GOOD METABOLISM!!!

WHO WILL BE THE 600TH POSTER ON THIS THREAD?

barbara billingsley! gooooooooooooo barbara!!!!! no wait, looks like a tie between her and frank bank....no barbara no don't beat up frank....no...no!!! stop really barbara it's not that big a deal... you can come back for the 700th post.....no stop don't hurt frank please!! please!!
okay don't tell barbara but frank won...

did june ever drive?

Yes, because after Beaver started school, Ward's drive was no longer strong enough, and she thought that one of them has to drive.

However, on rare occasions when Ward was very much in the mood and June wasn't, and since June knew Ward wouldn't believe the sudden headache excuse, what tactic did she use?

june drank up on all of his beer, and knew she had hangovers only minutes after that, so when ward was ready, she'd kiss him and throw up all over him. ward's drive just.....disappeared after a while....i don't blame him

how many layers of clothing did june wear?

She wore a lot layers of clothing, especially when she and Ward would play strip poker with the Rutherfords.


What does it say on the Rutherford's mailbox?

Playa, sometimes it said Trick, and in the last season it said skinhead.

why was everything black and white on the show?

Because LEAVE IT TO BEAVER was actually produced by a dog. Dogs are supposed to be color blind.:dog: Maybe it was a SHEEPDOG!!! Beaver the Sheepdog!!! arf, arf.


Did Beaver and Larry ever get arrested at Friend's Lake?

:cool:

Yes they did because they had some of ward's crack with them

did june ever leave the house for a day, forget about the boys and just-desert everything?

She never left the house without her hat and white gloves.


How many firemen did Beaver know at the firehouse?

only the ones june had affairs with, especially Gus, when beaver ran away she immediatley hooked up with gus to get back at ward

how are britney spears and june alike?

Both are very "loose" women who love to wear revealing clothing while performing in front of the camera.

Does Ward sleep in his suit and tie?????

yes he did. june thought it was sexy, since she slept in high heels and pearls.

what kinds of hairstyles did ward wear?

He wore a conservative, traditional male hair style after the first season. During the first season though, he went through a bizarre succesion of styles while the producers decided which suited him best. My favorite was in the episode "Beaver's Short Pants" in which Ward was completely bald and kind of looked like Kojak.

What did June do when she found a girl's phone number in Wally's clothes?

He slicked his hair back with Vaseline, like my father and members of the Italian mafia used to do. (actually my dad did slick his hair back, and was Italian, but wasn't part of the mafia!)

What did Beaver do ("doo") to fix his "sheepdog" problem?

(Sorry!! I didn't see that BrandonS already replied to JuneCleaver's post)

When June found the phone number in Wally's clothes, she threw it into lit fireplace. She subsequently put her own note in their which read, "If I EVER find any more notes from girls in your clothes, you will be forced to EAT the notes at dinner, right in front of the rest of the family!"


Did Beaver ever give any more gifts to Donna Yeager?

In a manner of speaking. He put a smoke bomb in her locker at school.

What sorts of gifts did Aunt Martha usually give the boys?

piercings, tatoos, rubbers, spike gel, beer. she really brought out the man in june's boys.

what did everybody get june for her birthday

Mostly short pants, hats, and umbrellas.

Do you think Aunt Martha and Uncle Billy would have been a good match?

yes, due to the fact they are both extremists! she could teach billy the proper way to jump out of an airplane, and Billy could teach her the proper way to sew using only an egg and a slice of bacon.

what did barbara billingsley do when she appeared on Saturday Night Live?

She started talking "jive" just like she did in the first Airplane movie.

Did June ever throw anything at Ward?

did she throw anything at ward?!! of course she did! here's only a few of the things she threw at him...
bottle of ketchup (glass)
their wedding album
her wedding ring
her dress shoe
the refrigerator
the "sex for dummies" book
19 inch tv
washer
dryer
vibrators
i can go on and on

why did ward and june get married in the first place?

Shhhhhhhhh.........they had to, if you know what I mean. A very taboo subject back in the 40s and 50s!

Was Beaver "an accident?"

yes, it was flavored so june ate it off, she was caught up in the moment you can say. oh how ward wanted to stay single and raise silver foxes when june said "ward i'm enciente!" (you couldn't say pregnant back then)

what did june do in her past?

(oh, man!!!!!!!!!!)

She was a stripper in the Red Light district of Shaker Heights---where she eventually met Ward. Ward was a patron there with all of his buddies from the Seabees, and well, you know the rest of the story.

Did Ward and June ever "swap" with the Rutherfords?

i guess you could say that june took fred and ward took geraldine for a night, but they hated it. june decided ward was better, while ward decide june was better. it left fred and geraldine jealous

what was ward's past like?

Ward had worked at the front desk of a clothes cleaning place for many years, and it was in this context that he met Fred, who eventually offered him a better job at "the salt mines." This is mentioned in three or four eps., particularly "Family Scrapbook."

What deal did Ward and June make with Beaver, when he refused to eat his Brussels sprouts?

ward said that if beaver didn't eat his brussel sprouts he would kiss June in front of beaver and beaver would be scarred for life. then ward said "son i also know about the playboy mags you and wally sneak up and i'm gonna tell her about those too young man" then beaver ate his brussel sprouts and asked for more.

why did beaver want ward and june to get a divorce?

Beaver actually wanted to divorce the family from himself like that kid in Florida.

What were Beaver and Wally's favorite cartoons?

South Park.

what flavor ice cream did wally sell?

MAYFIELD CHOC A LOT!!!!

NAME SOME OTHER FLAVOR ICE CREAM FLAVORS, THAT WOULD BE POPULAR IN MAYFIELD.

*Ward's pomade and other chemicals he puts in his hair
*poncho flavor
*june's pearls
*Mr. Mondello Cinnamon Cincinatti suprise
*Spiders N cream
*june's cookies and ketchup
*pigeon flavored
*stanley the monkey flavored
*Nick the Horse flavored

describe a fight between ward and june

:argue: :smash: :boxing: :gossip :cuss: :smash: :argue: :gossip
need I say more?


How did June and Ward make up?

june used her whip and light up nightie, ward guzzled down beer, then they got down to business....:love: :cheers: :ladiesman extremely careful not to make another beaver!!! :happyface

what was behind ward and june's bedroom door?

MRS. MONDELLO!!!!


Did Beaver ever sell Violet a rat?

no, he sold violet an "animal package" a horse, a monkey, frogs, and i parakeet.

did miss landers do anything bad?

Ms. Landers got drunk at the faculty Christmas party in '52 and afterwards on the way home mooned Gus the fireman.


What was Gus's hidden talent?

He was a fire eater!!!

What was Gilbert's official last name?:confused:

Grape

Did Wally really think wearing his beltbuckle on the side of his pants would attract the girls?

no, he thought it was attractive to go around with his pants unzipped!

what kinds of hairstyles did june wear?

June had a vast collection of wigs from the Racqual Welch collection and then some from the Cher garden variety.

Did Judy and Penny actually ever meet?

Yes, they did. Turns out they were both of a different "persuasion," and beknownst to each other, met in a club catering to that persusion. Well, they ended up have a "cat fight," and Judy beat the crap out of Penny. Judy is now doing time in a maximum security prison.

Why did Larry leave the show?

that dumb creepy judy kept flirting with him
hugh beaumont, barbara billingsley, tony dow, and jerry mathers kept teasing him and calling him a pig.

did june hate fred rutherford?

Oh, she sure did! She hated the fact that Fred was a bigamist and was married to Gwen and Geraldine at the same time!

What happened when June met Mr. Haller, the principal of Mayfield High, over Wally's "Jelly Roll" haircut?

She was extremely turned on by his thin moustache, and used her feminine wiles to "persuade" Ward to grow one of his own.


Just why did they call the name of Wards hometown Shaker Heights?

It was called "Shaker Heights" because every resident in the town were members of the Shakers, a religious group that loves to "move and shake" when doing their rituals.

Was Ward really "the best kite builder in Shaker Heights?"

No actually he was the best pathological liar in Shaker Heights.

Why did Mrs. Mondello have to give up here carreer in dentistry?

She always looked so down in the mouth, so she was fire!!!



How many pets did Larry have?pig: :cow: :sheep :cat: :dog: :turkey:

1 pet, Beaver! beaver was his dog, he always forced him to do junk for him!

in the episode "the perfect father" when june was driving, did Barbara Billingsley intend to hit Hugh Beaumont? if so why?

She actually took out Beaver's go cart and somehow lost control of the vehicle. Ward was sent to the hospital and was visited by Mrs. Rayburn, because she wanted to see him off of his feet. She sent flowers, how thoughtful.

Has LEAVE IT TO BEAVER ever been dubbed in different languages like Spanish, Creole, French?

i am a dubber person, in fact we had to dub it in Charlie Brown's teacher's voice! heres a translated line:
Ward, i'm worried about the beaver!
Wah, wah wahwah wahwah wah wahwah!
amazing isn't it?!

where did Beaver's nickname really come from?

When Beaver was born all the nurses in the hospital though his face looked like a beaver's.

OK, that was dumb, but this is my first time playing this game!

do u have a question?:D

I may have an answer.

do u have a question?:mrt:

yes, is anybody on here from the leave it to beaver cast? if you are i'll pay you a million dollars...

:eek2: :grady: here is your cast member!
I will take it in large bills please.

How many kids did Mr. Dennison actually have?

you mean including the ones he had with June and Miss landers?
87,002. one on the way though!!!

what episode was way ahead of it's time on LITB?

The Jetsons visit the Cleavers, was ahead of it's time.
Leroy and Beaver played. Judy and Wally took a :ufo: and were lost in space and never came back. Ward and June, George and Jane, got so upset, that Rosie the Robot mal-functioned, and she had to be sent away too.

How old was Ken Osmond when he started on the show?

81. when the show ended he was 18. true story.

how old was barbara billingsley when the show started?

She was 15, just looked older.

Why was Fred Rutherford really bald?

yes, he was a true member of the Skinhead club. Ward wanted to join but he had too much hair. besides, how would he do the jellyroll?!

what happened to june's parents?

June's parents were in Vaudville.:guitar: that explains why June had gone to boarding school and why she was practically brought up by Aunt Martha.

Starting from Penny Jamison....how many girls did Wally actually date? He was such a ladies man:ladiesman :biglove: :ladiesman

I like the number 81, so I will say that Wally dated 81 different girls. (We know who his #1 girl was, right "evermore"?)

Did Wally ever take Julie Foster back to the White Fox?

no, he took Gloria instead. but julie found out and stabbed gloria, julie had to go to jail. wally went home by himself that night.

what question did ward usually ask when wally came home from a date?

So son, How was that thang?

Whats the real reason Ward always went to his study?

oh don't get me started!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
june was always dusting in her little house keeping nightie, ward closed the doors and bam! the boys knew thier father was busy

why did june want to marry ward?

Why else? He was perfect!!!! A total gentleman!!! He had Aunt Martha's seal of approval! :love:


Did you ever see stalls in the boys bathroom at the high school? I only noticed sinks, mirrors, towel dispensers, and a garbage can.


And Junecleaver, I am so totally shocked about John Ritter, he was just the greatest!!! :( too sad.

i am too! i've got EVERYTHING john ritter on tape, soo sad...

where else do boys go? on the floor!:lol:

what was ward and june's method of punishment?

Making the kids watch reruns of MY MOTHER THE CAR and LAND OF LOST LOVES!

Who is Poster #666?:angryfire The Devil made me do it!!!

oh, barbara billingsley again! we know what a devil she really is! that's how beaver got his black eye!!

what was the worst cuss word said in the cleaver house?

:eek2: It is too awful to say!!!


What's a bald headed Mexican?

Fred Rutherford

why was june knitting a sweater?

It really wasn't a sweater, but a skull cap to put on Fred's head.


Who won all of the card games, the Cleavers or the Rutherfords?

ward told june to mark the cards, she did, and they won! every time!

who really stole the brandy, eggs, and beauty cream?

A DRUNKENED FACIAL SPECIALIST BY THE NAME OF ANDY?


Why does Wally always wear light colored pants?

June made him. she wanted him to get stains and embarass him. you all know how evil june really is. you can tell by the hurt in ward's eyes.

where did ward and june create beaver?

In a movie theater on a date, a few weeks before they were married. The other moviegoers kept yelling at them to keep it down, except for one drunk who was cheering them.

How did Beaver react, when Violet Rutherford kissed him?

he screamed like a girl, tried to hang himself, but didn't succeed, so he went home.

Where did ward and june create Wally?

Well......how does one put these things?.....It wasn't exactly Ward and June, it was June and the milkman they had at the time.

How did June react when Wally became infatuated with their young and beautiful housekeeper?

she got jealous, she tried to poison the house keeper and everything, but in the end she just laughed at herself for being so weird, which scared the housekeeper girl away...

did ward ever take off his suit?

Does this work?

Ward works, sleeps and eats only in his suit and tie.


Does anyone know where Larry moved too?

he moved to Mexico because he was going to get hit by his father, because larry is the cause of his homely sister not getting married.

was june a punk rocker?

Not a punk rocker, but a rockette. She and her 2 sisters performed at Radio City Musical Hall back in the 1940's


:triplets :triplets :triplets

How many times did Beaver get himself in a jam?

once, when june set up a trap in his bedroom..he opened the door and a big big big bowl of jam spilt all over him. he had to take a whole bath after that.

was june flirting with Mr. Cornielius?

how corny can you be?


who was FAT'S?

ward, he was anorexic when he met june, who gave him the nickname fats, but june fattened him up with her chopped egg sand-WEECHES that he had for LLLUNCH (thats how she said it right?!)

classic: what kind of contraptions did june have hidden in her pearls?

June was JUNE BOND
She had a camera, radio, telephone, telescope, and tape recorder installed in her tiny pearls. She was a double agent and when needed she would tell the kids that she was going to visit her Aunt Martha. Ward was her informer and the password was "SOUPS ON" and June would meet her contact and then be gone until she got the job done. You goJUNE BOND


Where in the world did Gilbert come from?:jar:

June, the Trashman, the Milkman, and John Gates, hence the names Harrison, Bates, and Gates

did ward and june ever experiment with pot?

YES, JUNE, EXPERIMENTED WITH THE POTS AND THE PANS IN HER KITCHEN EVERYDAY. SHE HAD THE MUNCHIES ALL DAY LONG!


WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS WAS JUNE PLANTING OUTSIDE WHEN THE NEWSPAPER CAME FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND HIT THEM?

one word: weed

describe one cruel joke barbara billingsley played on her co workers on the set....

June put plastic spiders on the drapes, soap filled candies in candy dishes, had a buzzer in her hand so when she shook hands it would buzz, and re-tread rubber in sandwiches.:rofl:

Did the cast of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER ever go on FAMILY FEUD?

yes. did you hear how ward threw june across the stage, hitting the host? and wally pulled ward's pants down, exposing tightie whities with "wednseday" on them? and june's radioactive pearls caused a blur in the screen? how cool!!

why did june stop having kids after beaver?

wouldn't you stop, too???



Did Wally or Beaver ever not get into trouble in an episode?

yes, the episode where june throws a ham at the next door neighbors and got arrested

did ward ever have any affairs with other people?

Yes, with Mr. Mondello, they were afraid to bump into each other in town, so Mr. Mondello had to go away a lot, so nobody would suspect a thing.

Did Beaver ever punch Larry in the stomach, after Larry had a stomach full of soda, apples, or candy?

yes he did, and all of those products ended up on June. June then threw larry across the house and threw plates at him for staining her pretty dress

did june have any secrets?

Yes, she had A SECRET GARDEN, SECRET DEORDORANT AND A VICTORIA'S SECRET CATOLOG. ( WARD ACTUALLY LIKE THE CATOLOG) AND SHE HAD A SECRET AGENT MAN.


HOW MUCH MONEY WAS IN THE WALLET THAT BEAVER AND LARRY FOUND?

Wasn't it like somewhere around 48-54 bucks?

What did Beaver do with the wallet?

He removed the money and went to the toy store. He got in trouble when he came home with boxes of toys.

What did Wally say he wanted to be when he grew up?

He said he wanted to grow up to be a straight gay man or a gay straight man. Depending on where you emphasize the "gay" or the "straight" depends mostly on your style and accessories.

Did it ever snow in Mayfield?

yes it did. affected ward and june "secret life" alot

why did june go to boarding school?

Because they were both "screw offs" and were flunking just about every subject, except PE.

Was June Bronson related to Charles Bronson?

Not that's explicitly stated in the show. However, there is one such hint, in the 1962 Christmas episode, when June catches Beaver raiding the cookie jar and asks him if he has a "death wish."

Why did Larry spend such a long time in Beaver's bath tub one day?

I wish you hadn't asked that question!! He was a real perv, that/'s why!

Why did Larry pretend that he belonged to a secret club?

He pretended to belong to a powerful and mysterious secret club, in order to frighten everyone at school into doing his bidding. It worked until he told Lumpy to get him a Coke and Lumpy punched him in the stomach.

Why did Fred Rutherford claim to have two sons in the episode "Black Eye?"

Because he was dillusional. He always wanted a son who was better at things than Lumpy, er Clarence, and because of this, he made up this other son of his.

Were Tooey and Whitey really brothers in real life?

yes they were, Sue Randall and Jerry Mather's kids


why did june look the same when she came back from the beauty parlor?

:grr: June had so much work to be done, that no matter what they did she still looked the same. She did have her eye brows, and other things waxed, if not she would look like that scruffy old sailorman.

Did Wally and Beaver ever double date with sisters?

yes, with june's other sisters, April and May. June was the youngest out of them of course. here's some pictures of them:
April: :grady: May: :batman:

what did june do after everybody went to bed?

:cheers: party: party: party: :cheers: :grr:
She drank beer and party with the sailor!!!

Where did Larry find his sister's diary?

under junes bed

did june ever mentally harm ward?

:smash: :clap: :smash: :argue: :smash:

June never really mentally hurt Ward, just a couple of zingers every once in a while, especially when he would brag about being the DON JUAN OF SHAKER HEIGHTS.

Who was June's very first boyfriend?:love:

she dated each of the Wright Brothers! and her third was :grady:

why did barbara billingsley always torture her co workers?

:grady: HA HA, I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO PUT GRADY THERE.




:wasntme: She tortured them, but denied it....always!!

did Grady actually date June?:grady: :groucho (you bet your life)

wink wink!!:grady: :grady: :grady: :grady: :grady:

yes she did date Grady, in fact that may be Wally's father

how much did june wiegh?

:grady:
only Grady knows that answer?

Did Grady ever visit the Cleavers in Mayfield?:grady:

yes, how else did june get knocked up? :grady: :grady:

what did wally look like when he was born?

:grady: Wally when he was born?


What did Beaver look like when he was born?

he looked like this:
:turkey: crossed with :grady:

when did ward and june stop?

THEY STOPPED AFTER THEIR KIDS LOOKED LIKE THIS!:grady:


WHAT DID LARRY AND GILBERT LOOK LIKE WHEN THEY WERE BORN?:crybaby:

they looked somewhat like ward
not like :grady:

what happened when june got high?

She turned into this:grady:


how many introductions were there on LITB?

oh, you mean in the theme song?
lets see there's
Sharon Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne
Jack Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne
and
Marshall Mathers as the Beaver
and....:grady:
mwahaha

what did barbara billingsley do every time the script called for her to kiss Ward?

She turned into :ladiesman :grady: :ladiesman


Has any of the old cast ever appear on SEX AND THE CITY?

hugh beaumont played a nasty pimp
Tony dow played the tramp
Ken Osmond played a cop who arrested Hugh
Barbara Billingsley played a stripper in dives
Jerry Mathers played a drug dealer
Sue Randall was, like barbara, a happy hooker
Mr. Mondello was :grady:

why did they appear in sex and the city?

:grady: TO MEET KIM CATRALL!!!

Does Eddie or Lumpy ever get the girl? and if they did, what would she look like?

yes, she had blonde hair, pearls, high heels, pale, blue eyes, uhhh a dress, and she looked like this!!:grr:

how many times did june get pregnant?

:ufo: June was pregnant 104 times by the Martians!!!



Was LEAVE IT TO BEAVER ever colorized?

yes, but due to the fact that Barbara Billingsley was green, it kind of freaked out viewers, especially the younger ones.

Did beav ever walk in on ward and june?

NEVER!!!!


If Beaver had to chose who he had to marry, would he chose Violet Rutherford, Linda Dennison or Donna Yaeger?:confused:

Actually, he would pick Penny Woods.

Did Beaver ever walk in on Wally and ______ (you fill in the blank)?

well, there are several people i can put in the blank but i'm only gonna list one: Miss Landers-yes. Beaver's response was "boy wally you creepy creep you!"

why was june a stripper?

yes, and she stripped in front of :grady:

Did Ward ever perform for Chip & Dale's?

yes he couldn't let down the precious little chipmunks

what did ward and june's bed(s) look like?

They have a water bed. But due to June's reoccurring sea sickness and nausea, Ward moved to a less rocky bed, in the guest room.
puke:


Who were the Cleavers next door neighbors?

the bradys! people, including the cleavers, would all go to the brady's house just to look at the color! the rest of Mayfield was black and white....everybody was just amazed!

what was the Leave it to Beaver theme song?

OOH EEH OOH AHAH
TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!!
OOH EEH OOH AHAH
TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!!

:guitar:

Who is the most sexiest man and woman in Mayfield?

Ike and Tina Turner

How come we never saw any black folks in Mayfield?

man: :grady:
woman::grady:
oh wait! in Mayfield you say? oh i thought you said los angeles...
ummm...considering they were each strippers and frequent nudist retreat visitors (where EVERYBODY knew their name) i would have to say Ward and June Cleaver...

how did beaver get his nickname?

Why that was his favorite food of course?

Did June have corns from wearing those heels all the time?

yes, there was also an episode where she fell down the stairs and broke her neck, because a violent corn shot at her...

did ward have a hairy chest?`

NO BOTH WARD AND JUNE HAD MONTHLY WAXINGS AT THE SPA. THEY WERE KNOWN AS THE HAPPY HAIRLESS COUPLE IN MAYFIELD :love:


Where is the closest mall or shopping center to Mayfield?

Love Works and Victoria's Secret, for males, Victor's Secret. Ward and June were frequent customers, they went everyday!
Wally went a few times too

what kinds of illnesses did ward and june get on the show?

Just the usual, Asian flu, pnemonia, constipation....you know...

Did Beaver ever have his tonsils taken out?

yes, he was dying, that forced june to take them out with her teeth

what strip clubs did june and ward attend regularly?

JUNE AND WARD'S PRIVATE CLUB
They were the only members!!!:censored:

Name all of Whitey's girlfriends.

June, Miss Landers, he went steady with Mrs. Rayburn

what was ward's secret?

:batman: shhhh!! his secret identity....shhhhh



Was there ever a dream sequence story on Beaver?

yes, remember when june was dreaming about dancing in dives and posing for playboy? the dream even came true!!!

what did barbara billingsley look like without her makeup and perfect hair?

pumpkin:
She was a real pumpkin head!!!

Was there ever a HALLOWEEN episode?:batman: :groucho :grr: pig: :mrt: BOO!!!!!!!!!!

yep, hence the time you see june in hair rollers.
you also get a glimpse of thier costumes: adam and eve

what color were the cleavers?