The monkey met Pepi the burro and Nick the horse and they all decided to move to the Real McCoy's farm with Grandpa, Luke, Kate, Little Luke, Hassie and Pepino because they heard the Mrs. Mondello was living next door. They thought Mrs. Mondello was a cow.:cow:

What was the name of the malt shop?

Pop's Soda Shop.

In addition to Grant Avenue, what are the names of the 5 other grammar schools that send students to Mayfield High?

Jughead Jr.High, Gidget Grammer School, Samatha School of Sorcery, Buffy's Slayer School, and Bullwinkle Academy


When is Beaver's Birthday?:birthday:

May 1, or at least that's the date that was arbitrarily assigned for his birthday at the orphanage where Ward and June got him.

What did Beaver and Larry do to Ward's autographed baseball, and how did Beaver try to cover it up?

(Members please note that "Themgtyoak" has now made two disrespectful references to moderator, Jenny, in this thread, and is probably one of the recent, banned intruders returned with a new identity. For myself, I will no longer respond to this user's posts, but will simply skip over them. The posts in question are listed below, in case the individual attempts to edit them out.)

Originally posted by Themgtyoak
Beaver's monkey was named JENNY.

How many different pets did Wally and Beaver had?

Originally posted by Themgtyoak
Friends lake is in ALASKA.

Why did JENNY, (BEAVERS MONKEY) steal other people's ideas and thoughts??????????

They gave the ball to Sammy Sosa to see if he could hit it with his corked bat.

Did Larry ever set up house in the Cleaver's bath tub?:bored: :bored:

yes, complete with a skillet, mini refrigerator, bathroom, mini couch/bed/loveseat, and comic books.

why did ward and june never get sick?

June always made Jewish penicilian, Chicken Soup for Ward at least a few times a week and left it in a jar in the freezer for emergencies, plus made sure he took plenty of vitamin C and echenacia/goldenseal.:jar:

Did Mayfield ever have a major water shortage or blackout?

yes, the water shortage left everybody in mayfield dehydrated, and the blackout lasted for a week straight, everybody just goofed around reading books and stuff, while ward and june just sat in the living room looking goofy at each other and making mushy remarks to each other..

why did ward and june sell the house?

Ward could no longer look through tiny hole that Larry and Beaver accidentlly drilled and spy on Mrs. Donaldson any longer, because Mr. Donaldson found out about it and was going to get 'gressive with Ward. So the family had to move.

Did June wear false eye lashes and PRESS ON NAILS?

yes, also wigs and extensions, colored contact lenses..

why was ward scared to kiss any married women

He was afraid that Endora would turn him into a toad.

I'm sorry wrong show, but sounds good!!!


Who is FAT'S? CLUE: Wally knew him

it was june, she suffered an eating disorder for about a week and ward, wally, and beaver all called her "fats"

why was LITB black and white?

Originally posted by junecleaver
it was june, she suffered an eating disorder for about a week and ward, wally, and beaver all called her "fats"

why was LITB black and white?

Why wasn't LITB in black and white?

How old was Beaver near the end of the show?

it was his 52nd birthday when the last episode was made, make up can do wonders!

Why did June win a blue bathing cap at Summer camp?

Because she bathed more than anyone else there. [Alternate answer: To keep her hair dry.]

Which girl, home alone, was most likely to lure Wally into a moral dilemma?

We've got 2 different screen names that have the same IP #. Well, no wonder I don't trust newbies anymore. I thought that Themgtyoak was decent. The person pm'd me and seemed nice. I didn't know about the posts that mentioned my name until I checked later on. Out of all the names in the world, I did think Jenny was def. an odd name to use. I'm not stupid. As you can see, I can do IP checks. So I'm not as stupid and dumb as you think I am.




IP Themgtyoak
The IP Address is: 205.188.209.39. The host name is: cache-dl03.proxy.aol.com. Please click here to return to the thread.


IP for Crackerzzzz The IP Address is: 205.188.209.39. The host name is: cache-dl03.proxy.aol.com. Please click here to return to the thread. Isn't this ironic? Two different sn's. Ironic as ironic can be. I'll be reporting both sn's to TJ and both names can be banned.

Julie Foster, with that "Just a smidge of a smudge" junk.

How many cars did Ward have during the series.

millions, he and Fred Rutherford would jack cars at night from all over the place. Hence the twin beds, Ward could get into bed late at night without waking june up.

why did miss landers go and get married?

So she wouldn't be deported.

What was Wally's natural hair color?

Gray- so was EVERYTHING else on the show

did June and Beaver date like Greg and Carol from the brady bunch?

Oh yes, many times, only it was kept much more low key. Their relationship was way ahead of its time.

How tall was Beaver in season 6?

3'5, he wore Ward's old disco platform shoes, made out of Caveman's rock

what were some of June's Birthday presents?

Originally posted by junecleaver
3'5, he wore Ward's old disco platform shoes, made out of Caveman's rock

what were some of June's Birthday presents?


Vibrator, dish detergent, vaccum, and a rock

Why did Larry lie to Beaver about taking his mom's money?

*fixed my post so we wouldn't get off track*

He wanted to play the ponies and did not have enough money to down for the minimum bet.


Did anybody see where Clyde Appleby disappeared to?:confused:

june thought he was a bronson with his freckles and all, but Clyde denied it. this got june mad. she came home, dust her hands off, and made dinner. Clyde was never seen again.

what dives and beer joints accepted june so she could dance in them?

the same dives and beer joints she would go to with Marlene.:cheers:

Was Puff Puff and Bootsy the same cat?:cat:

yes they were the same cat, it attempted to live anywhere but at Mrs. Prentiss's house....

how many men did june have before ward?

:love: Several men, The dry cleaner man, the milk man, the garbage man and the gardener.

Did Wally and Beaver ever ride on a train?

yes, they did ride ON a train, they spent all thier money on comic books and junk, so in order to get to thier destination and back, they had to climb on top of trains and hold on for thier dear life.

how many women did ward have before june?

2... Minerva and Mrs. Manners.

:ladiesman

What is the name of the closest ocean to where the Cleavers live?

Beaver's Ocean- located in the back of the Cleaver home, Beaver made it by leaving the water hose on all night.

what were some of the reasons Ward's father gave him the strap?

His bra straps kept falling down, every time Ward's father tried on his wife's dresses and under garments.


What was the name of the rollar coaster the boys rode on that Eddie got sickly green on?:p

The Terror. That was the name of an actual, popular ride at the Kennywood Point amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio, lending creedence to the idea that Mayfield is in Ohio. I always thought that was kind of a gross scene, when Eddie threw up on Wally's neck.

What did Beaver and fireman Gus talk about when Beaver visited him?

Gus talked about what a knockout june was and how if he could find a way to get rid of ward without trouble he would do it :lol:

what did puddin's parents do to Wally and Beav after they discovered she locked herself in the bathroom?

Gave them each 5 dollars for finding a way to get her out of the way without her running off.

What was it that June thought was so uncomplimentary about the survey Ward's company make on women's shopping habits?

She was nerved by it because the survey wanted to see how many women would approve a VICTORIA'S SECRET in the mall?



Are Rusty and Rory Stevens brothers in real life?

no Rusty Stevens was Jerry Mather's brother, Barbara Billingsley's step son, Hugh Beaumont's ex-wife's husband's son, and Tony Dow's nephew. Rory was never mentioned...
how did ward get scratched in the episode when the boys take care of the cat puff puff?

Ward got scratched due to June's PRESS ON NAILS, not by Puff Puff.:cat:


Did Julie and Gloria ever meet?

they did, and they had a big fight! boy was it brutal! it happened at the high school, Julie walked in the bathroom, and heard somebody say "slut!" and looked in the mirror, it was Gloria! Julie immediately started hitting gloria with her purse, breaking the mirror. Julie is now charged with People in Mirror Harrassment.

Did anybody in the Cleaver family have a clone?

Yes, and for a while they were called the Clone Family. There were 2 Wards, 1 who went to work and the other who stayed home and layed on the couch all day smoking his pipe while June slaved all day doing housework. There were also 2 Wallys and 2 Beavers. Wally #1 was the all American sports hero, and Wally #2 was a lazy, good for nothing slob. Beaver #1 was a straight A student, while Beaver#2 was a mean spirited child who locked little kids in bathrooms and lost on purpose in the shoe store. There of course was only 1 June. You can never have more than 1 June. She was impossible to duplicate.


Did the Cleavers ever invite Mrs. Rayburn over to their home for dinner?

yes she did, for barbecue. Ward accidently didn't cook his hamburger too well though, and got sick. that was the time he layed on the couch and Mrs. Cornielia Rayburn saw him off his feet

did june ever get stoned?

Yes June got stoned many times.


Was Beaver Crackerzzzzz before?????? No he wasn't. How about MISTERTV?????????????????? Yes he was. How about Themgtyoak???? Yes Themgtyoak was MisterTV.

Why did Beaver's monkey report people to TJ and then TJ banned the people FOR NO REASON?????

She got stoned accidentally when she had gone over to the Donna Reed Show, and was introduced as Donna Stone's sister June Stone.


Did Wally ever date Mary Stone?

Wally dated Mary Stone, Mary Rock, Mary Concrete, Mary Boulder and what ever other Maries there are.

Have Wally ever called people TROLLS for no reason? NO, because he's not like Beaver's MONKEY.

Here's another question for ya, have Beaver's monkey ever called people TROLLS??????????????????????????????

P.S. This should be an simple answer.

Originally posted by evermore
Did Wally ever date Mary Stone?

Yes, but she didn't enjoy it; she just sat there like a rock.

Who had been Wally's favorite Mouseketeer?

ANNETTE



Did Gilbert have a girl friend?

yes, Beaver's mom! June was every guy's girlfriend!

Why did Ward call June a coward when she didn't want whip cream on her malt?

She wasn't in the whipping mood.

Did Wally ever read Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farm?

Yes. It was one of the many books in Ward's study, and by the time he was very young, Wally had read all of them. He was a voracious reader, and many episodes have some reference to Wally going to the library.

What did Beaver's parents find when they looked in his diary?

They found Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield's centerfolds folded in his diary.:biglove:


Who was Chester's father in real life? Clue: he wore a mask and rode a horse.

Yes, he wore a mask and rode a horse, but not at the same time. He was a cat burglar. He wore a mask when breaking into someone's home. He owned a horse, which he often rode on weekends.

Why was Beaver scared to receive fines from the public library?

Beaver did not want to get caught with the library fines due to the severe penalty and finance charges he would accumulate over time.

Did Tiger Fafara and Stanley Fafara ever appear on the same episodes of LITB?

Yes but only once. It was the episode "But Not Forgotten," in which Beaver is in a coma after being hit by a car, and family and friends gather around him in the hospital to share recollections.

What was the result when Wally ran for class president?

Wally's candidacy was quickly terminated when he was discovered on the small yacht MONKEY BUSINESS with gal, Donna Rice on his lap sipping Long Island Ice Teas.

Where did Beaver find the wallet, in which Larry called a "hunk of junk"?

Originally posted by evermore
Wally's candidacy was quickly terminated when he was discovered on the small yacht MONKEY BUSINESS with gal, Donna Rice on his lap sipping Long Island Ice Teas.

Where did Beaver find the wallet, in which Larry called a "hunk of junk"?

Found it in June's purse.

When Wally went out with that chick that smoked and drank, did he smoke and drink with her?


K, I don't want to confuse anybody, so I won't quote the post. But JuneCleaver I'm loving your answers. They're hilarious.

yes he did. When Wally came home stoned, Ward pat him on the back and said "just like his old man!"

did Miss Landers ever smoke a cigarrete in front of the boys?

No, she used Ward's pipe that she swipe from his den when she stayed for dinner. She took a couple of hits and put it down because she notice an odor of coffee coming from the pipe.

:faint:


Who was Angela Valentine and what did she look like?

June's heart shaped vibrator

Was Ward abused as a child?

Ward was the poster child back in his day for the Tool Shed Spanking Syndrome.
His parents were then placed in a parenting class to learn the correct methods of disciplining their children.

:smash:

Did Ward ever teach Beaver how to defend himself?

No, no that was June. Ward just sat around lookin pretty, fixing supper, washing clothes....i think that was the episode when Ward and June decided to switch roles. yeah thats the one because i remember at the end June is cutting the grass that ward was supposed to cut and she accidently fell under the lawnmower. that episode is so sad

what was a typical cleaver morning?

THE BEST TO YOU EACH MORNING WAS A TYPICAL DAY AT THE CLEAVERS. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
A glass of orange juice, corn flakes, and a bright sunny day!


Did Beaver ever get his head stuck in a fence?

Originally posted by evermore
THE BEST TO YOU EACH MORNING WAS A TYPICAL DAY AT THE CLEAVERS. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
A glass of orange juice, corn flakes, and a bright sunny day!


Did Beaver ever get his head stuck in a fence?

Nope, didn't get it stuck in a fence. Judy was the one that got her head stuck in a fence.

Speaking of Judy what was her relationship with Larry?

Judy was Larry's homely sister.



Who got punched in the nose? Wally by Eddie, or Eddie by Wally?
:boxing: :boxing: :boxing:

Ward my June!


Who was Beaver's best friend?

Opie Taylor, he would invite Beaver from Mayfield to visit his home in Mayberry.

Who wore the Jackie Kennedy wig to school?

Larry, Miss Landers told him to take it off because the foreign exchange students from France were hitting on him.


What kind of girl did Eddie like to date?

Eddie preferred to date girls who physically resembled Jackie Kennedy. His thought was that a wife who resembled Jackie would help him to be elected president. Eddie's often stated belief that he will someday become president is IMO one of the funniest things about him.

Was there ever an episode in which Lumpy was shown with a date?

:ladiesman
Lumpy dated the DOUBLE MINT TWIN. He went to the All-Night Dance with them, one on each arm.


What were the names of 3 boys sitting in the tree, spying on Miss Landers at Beaver's house.

ward cleaver, mr. bloomgarten, and fred rutherford

was wally ever a male cheerleader?

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Actually back in the days when Wally had gone to high school and college, boys were cheerleading. Rudy Valli was the Head cheerleader.

Who got caught by the police after throwing a rock in a window, and told the police their name was Theodore Cleaver?

Ward. see ward's not such a good guy after all, you all saw him on superman right? when June found out about it, she separated the beds.

what wedding presents did the cleavers get?

Twin Beds and They got gifts certificates to Victoria Secrets and tickets to the XXX Adult movie theater down the street.:eek:


What type of meds was Mrs. Mondello taking?

:lol: XXX rated adult shop?

Mrs. Mondello had Crack as her med.

describe Wally's different hairstyles

Jellrroll, eggroll, and rock&roll.

Maybe Mrs. Rayburn didn't really have a 'spanking machine,' but what did she have?

she had the "student roaster" any bad students who wore wierd sweatshirts to school or turned the clock ahead was sent to the roaster to be roasted...it's so sad when beav has to go into it. when june mistakens him for a turkey...the family consumes theodore. i bet she felt real guilty

when beav sneaked in and read june's diary, what did it have in it?

June's diary consisted of recipes, house cleaning tips, and appointments. He was bummed.:eek2:




Why was Beaver so impressed with Mr. Dennison?

because that was his REAL father...(video take: Ward) well it's all out in the open now!!!

what kinds of tv shows did the cleavers watch?

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER! WHAT ELSE?

WHAT WAS MRS. MONDELLO'S FIRST NAME?

Mrs. was her first name.

what did ward do in his bachelor days? what did june do in her bachelorette days?

HE FOOLED AROUND, AND SHE FOOLED AROUND!!!!


WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE ICE CREAM BARS WALLY SOLD?

Cleaver Bars!
delicious flavors like Ice cream 'N pickles, Strawberry and Roadkill, Cookies 'N Ranch Dressing, and the newest Raw Ground meat with pineapple chunks!

Describe Wally and the Beav when they were babies

Very ugly as babies. In fact, June would never even put them in the baby carriage to taken them around the neighborhood.

Did Eddie have curly hair as a baby???????

No, actually it was straight, until he put his finger in an electrical outlet and that frizzed out his hair.:livid:

Did Whitey Whitney have any brothers or sisters?

Two brothers..... they would be William and Whitey Bulger.

Did Beaver REALLY look like a Sheepdog?

No, actually he looked like a Gorrilla.

Did Wally ever go out with Shirley, his drivers ed partner?

no, she turned into a gorilla

why was june underdressed in the Record Club episode, with no pearls and her slip hangin out?

Barbara Billingsly was having a drinking problem at that point in her life. The crew had all they could do to get her halfway into costume and makeup, since she was alternately taking swings at people and sobbing about her life. It's a tribute to her ability as an actress that it doesn't show in her performance, but I understand that most of the scenes had to have a great many takes for a week or two untill she dried out.

Why did Beaver and Wally like to have Uncle Billy take care of them when Ward and June were out of town?

he let them dig in Ward and June's room, while billy did everything he could to replace the two beds with a nice king waterbed

was any of the cleavers ever arrested?

yes, but their records were expunged because June wore her skinned tight dress to court bribed the judge and Ward flirted with the court stenographer and showered her with a box of chocolates. :D


Was Charles Fredericks the smartest kid in Beaver's class?

no he wasn't because Miss Landers got jealous of him and jammed a ruler through his head, making his smarts get all messed up. he now stutters

Did the Cleavers have any fights with anyone in thier neighborhood?

yes, the Cleavers had cat fights in the neighborhood with Puff Puff and Bootsy Wootsy. :boxing: :cat: :boxing:

Did Wally ever buy an orchid for a date?

No he acually got a better deal on a poison ivy plant.

What was the name of Beavers football team?

The Angry Beavers

did ward have any secret kids from a secret marriage?:rolleyes:

:triplets Ward had three girls from his first marriage, their names were
Mary, Rhoda, and Phyliss

They could turn the world on with their smiles

:stooges: Wards also had three boys. Mike, Robbie and Chip, later he traded Mike in and got another son Ernie.:baby:


Did June have any brothers and sisters?

yes, January, February, March, April, May, July, August, September, October, November, and December!

did june have a secret past?

Originally posted by junecleaver
yes, January, February, March, April, May, July, August, September, October, November, and December!

did june have a secret past?

Well, this never came out before, but June did have a secret past. She was a prostitute.

Did Wally ever skip school?

yes, he had to go see his girlfriend Marlene dancing in those dives, that was the time he spotted his own mother pole dancing. Wally still can't look her in the eye...

did Wally continue to sell red hots at the beach?

Wally could not keep a steady job after 1 week, so he moved on from selling Red Hots to Surf Boards at the beach. He changed his name to Moon Doggie and started dated some girl, who went by the name Gidget. Sorry Mary Ellen and Julie.


How many fish were in the fish bowl that Beaver and Gilbert tried to guess to win the puppy?:jar: :dog: :jar:

:) your a gidget fan too?

2 fish were in the fish bowl. hard to guess i know.

was ward ever a bum like jeff?

If the suits fits, wear it. I guess Ward and Jeff were pretty much alike if they could wear the same size. Suits, shoes, underwear!

Who was Julie's father and what did he do for a living?

Julie's father was Ward with a different name, Warden. thats how Gloria came along. Confusing huh? as for what he did for a living, we don't know. i've narrowed it down to a professional pimp.

anybody in the cleaver family a cross dresser?

I always thought Larry might be a cross dresser, always snooping in his sister's room trying on her clothes, make up and perfume. I think Beaver could have become a cross dresser, but Larry and Beaver got caught in Larry's sister's room by Mrs. Mondello, so Beaver never had the chance to see if he might like wearing ladies clothes. :triplets

Did Lumpy ever try to swipe a battery out of Wally and Eddies Cars?

yes, but both wally and eddie enclosed extremely mean pitbulls under thier hoods. boy what a mess!

what all was fake on june?

One day, Ward and the boys came home and found June with a cast on her leg. She claims slipped on her freshly waxed floor. Ward took June out to dinner. Later at night, Ward discovered that her leg was not broken, and the cast was a fake to get out of cooking dinner.

Richard once said that his sister gave him the willies.Did Beaver or Wally ever get the willies?

yes, everytime thier parents started acting "goofy" in front of them, and everytime june goes to turn the matresses, where wally and the beav have playboy issues

why did june wear a tank top and short dress while everybody else was wearing long pants and sweaters?

June just loved to show a little more skin than the other moms in Mayfield.


What were the names of the dances that popular back in 1960 that Wally would dance too?

The Jelly Roll throw yourself on the floor, wiggle, and roll around 50 times
The operator dance: walk like eddie haskell and say "now your operating!
Beaver's dance: dance like beaver did in the record club episode!

what kinds of songs did they dance to?

DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE IT FLAVOR ON THE BED POST OVERNIGHT???/

UHH, EHH UH AH AH, TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!

IT WAS AN ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI




Who was Poncho?

Ward and June's secret child after beaver. it's name was carlos, young beaver couldn't pronounce it so they called him poncho. poncho moved out when he was 3 months old because he wasn't getting the proper attention he needed.

in what ways did ward resemble ozzy osbourne?

Of course it would be all the tatoos Ward has!

Did Ward ever have an affair, and if so, with whom?

Miss Landers- you noticed that look ward gave her when the beav invited her over for dinner. June was WAY too underdressed.
Mrs. Donaldson- thats why they moved. Mr. Donaldson found out. it was so brutal they even had to switch studios
Mrs. Rayburn- so THATS when ward was seen off his feet...

did june find out about all these affairs? what did she do to ward?

Yes she did, and she subsequently retaliated. She had an affair with Mr. Mondello, a much younger man than Mrs. Mondello. She also had affairs with Mr. Bloomgarten and Gus. Unfortunately that last one did poor Gus in, which is why we never saw him in season 6.

What really happened to Lumpy's older brother, the one we never saw, and was never referred to again after "Beaver and Violet?"

The oldest brother was smart, he took the scholarship and ran, never to be seen or heard from again. A few years later,Violet had the same opportunity and she herself disappeared. Last time the two were seened together was at corner of 42nd Street in front of Nathan's in Manhattan. Violet had become a vegetarian, and was protesting that Nathan's incorporate a veggie or tofu hot dog to their menu.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :yeahthat :soapbox::banana: :banana: :banana:


Larry once mentioned that he had a baby brother, did he have a baby brother, or was it his brother's baby?:crybaby:

Neither.......he merely WISHED he had a baby brother, but anyone with half a brain could figure out, there is NO WAY Mrs. Mondello was going to be able to conceive again....unless perhaps adoption, but Mr. Mondello was never around anyway, so that option got nipped in the bud.

Did Beaver ever give Violet a black eye????

No, he gave her a blue eye so it would match the color of her eyes.

Did Eddie ever go to college?

Yes, many times. He would go to the student union and try to pick up the college babes. He never succeeded though. He often asked Wally to come with him, but Wally was content with the high school chicks.

Did Beaver ever actually rescue a girl from an adrift canoe?

No, he got that out of a comic book.


What did Beaver and Mary do when they went to Beav's house?

They looked up comedy shows on the internet and read the message boards and then replied back with their witty responses .:typing:

Who ordered a black and white soda at the Drug Store?

june and ward did. but if you look closely you can see ward pull out a little bottle of whiskey and pour a few dashes in him and june's glasses...

did ward ever get cut shaving?

Yes, especially his legs, he began using NAIR.


What was the name Beaver gave his old teddy bear that he found while the Cleavers were cleaning the garage?

Fred Mertz

name a few things ward and june have fought over

:argue: :love: :argue: :love: :argue: :love:
I don't know, they argued, made up, argued, made up.....


What did Beaver do with the sports car he won in the raffle?

ward stole it when beaver was sleeping, when beaver asked where the car was, ward acted like he was all shocked and stuff. ward is so fake

did anybody in the cleaver family give themselves haircuts?

Wally was thinking about joining the Skin Heads and was considering shaving his hair all off, until he spoke to Fred Rutherford, and then decided against it, because his head would be left cold and would have to wear an old lady's scarf during freezing temperatures.


Who was allergic to eggs and chicken, and who's skin would break out in lumps if they were exposed to the sun?:cool:

Fats Flanigan

Who was Beavers first girl friend?

Ru Paul, Beaver was in love with him/her!!!:loveya: :kiss: :eyes:


Is it Edward Clark Haskell, Jr. or Edward W. Haskell?:confused:

both! Edward Clark Haskell was his bad personality's name, Edward W. Haskell was his good personality's name! eddie was basically bipolar...

did june ever dent up ward's car? what did ward do to her?

Yes, he made her paint the garbage cans

How old was June?

173 light years old. she looked good for 173 didn't she?! see, always smile! don't frown! you'll get less wrinkles!

how old was ward?

Ward was as old as the hills!!!!


Did Beaver ever wear a bunny suit?

no he wore a roach suit! they were having a play on roaches. the cats chased him down the streets

how many kids did ward and june really have?

zero!!!
Beaver and Wally were loaners from the Mayfield Orphanage.


Gilbert's last name was GATES...HARRISON...BATES
Was Gilbert actually a foster child and lived with 3 different families in Mayfield.:confused:

it means he had 3 different fathers

what were beaver's plans to make ward and june divorce?

He was going to invite Chopper's mother over for dinner---remember when Ward said she looked like Susan Hayward? Ward would then go ga ga over her, and later demand a divorce from June?

What ever happened to Frank Haskell?

Frank Haskell gave Eddie back to George Haskell.


Did Beaver ever get a ring stuck on his finger, and then he could not get it off?

Yes, and unfortunately it couldn't be removed through conventional methods, so they used "Captain Jack" to "saw it off."

How did get get Beaver's head unstuck from the fence?

Judy came over to kiss him and he managed to get his head out in time.
:kiss:


Did Beaver and Larry ever ride a horse?

Yeah, they rode Lumpy!

Why did Lumpy call Fred "daddy"?

That's explained in one of the earlier episodes. Lumpy once tried calling Fred "Pops," and Fred smacked him across the face and sent him to his room. After Ward spoke to him, Fred realized that he had been a little harsh with the lad, but the damage was already done.

Why did Beaver sell water to the people in the neighborhood?

:jar: :spit: :jar:

He was selling BEAVER ARTESIAN WATER that he developed when he built the dam. He wanted the whole neighborhood to taste it before he put it on the market.

Was Wally ever offered a job of being a life guard?

Originally posted by evermore
:jar: :spit: :jar:

He was selling BEAVER ARTESIAN WATER that he developed when he built the dam. He wanted the whole neighborhood to taste it before he put it on the market.

Was Wally ever offered a job of being a life guard?

Nope. But June was offered the life guard job....and she took it. All the men would flail around and act like they were drowning, just so June could go and rescue them. That's when June started having all the affairs.

Why did Eddie quit school?

because he got asked to act in a show called "Leave it to Beaver".

how much did june wiegh?

June was as light as a feather.


Did Beaver and Larry ever get arrested for stealing a rowboat at Friends Lake?

no, they got charged because larry had some white stuff in his pocket, he thought it was albino pixy stick powder, police came and he and beaver were arrested for possession of an illegal substance.....

what did june do when the boys and ward were gone, all cameras were off her?

She would get in touch with her true inner self, which was a slob at heart, who loved to sit in front of the television set, eating junk food, and watching soap operas all day.

Why did June apparently stop driving (we never see her driving after I believe the first season of the show)?

Ward took away the keys from June forever, because she parked the car under a shady tree. When June came back from doing her shopping, the car needed a washing so badly. She did not realize that she parked the car under a nest of birds. Oh, the humility.

What did Beaver use vanilla extract for? :doh:

Well, he had heard that vanilla extract contains alcohol, albeit a small amount. Being too young to buy alcchol, this was the only way he could get his fix.

Did June ever screw up a cake?

yes, she screwed up Ward's Birthday cake on purpose! she put salt, red pepper, and shrimp tails between each layer, and the icing was pure vinegar mixed with blue food dye. Ward got sick that night....

did june ever forget to put on her makeup and pearls? what happened?

WHAT A FRIGHT, JUNE WITHOUT HER PANCAKE MAKE UP!!!
ON ONE OCCASION SHE GOT SO MADE AT WARD FOR INSULTING HER MAKE UP, THAT SHE PULL HER STRAND OF PEARLS OFF IN A FIT OF RAGE, AND THEN STARTED WHIPING WARD WITH THEM. DURING THE WHIPING ALL OF THE PEARLS CAME OF AND WARD, WALLY AND BEAVER SLID ON THEM. ALL ENDING UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH VARIOUS MINOR INJURIES.

HOW DID THE PHOTOGRAPHER DISGUISE BEAVER'S FACE IN THE YEARBOOK, AFTER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT GILBERT DOUBLED CROSSED HIM AND BEAVER STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT?
:wazzup

he took a piece of paper that said "creepy boy" and put it over his face. thier first choice was a picture of a car tire from a magazine

did june ever play golf with ward?

MINIATURE GOLF!

Besides Tom Sawyer and Ivanhoe did Beaver ever try to imitate any other famous or fictional character?

yes- he read about OJ simpson, he tried to copy him but after he started shooting at June Ward had just about all he could stand

what were June's hobbies?

June and Mrs. Mondello were joined to the hip when it came to casino cruises, Las Vegas junkets, and yelling out BINGO!!!

Did Ward ever smoke cigarettes, cigars, or a pipe?

Originally posted by evermore
June and Mrs. Mondello were joined to the hip when it came to casino cruises, Las Vegas junkets, and yelling out BINGO!!!

Did Ward ever smoke cigarettes, cigars, or a pipe?

Ward tend to stick with smoking weed.

Were the Cleavers related to the Bunkers (All in the Family) in anyway?

Wally was once called Meathead, if that counts?

Did Beaver ever study for an IQ test?

yes he did. failed it. come to think of it he always studied the night before blood tests and failed them too...just like june failed the rabbit test and recieved the horrible sad news that the beaver was on his way.....

did ward ever experience in wearing women's clothing?

Ward, Fred Rutherford, and Mr. Langley all teed off at the golf club wearing the most fashionable women's wear. They wore their tennis whites to the nines!!! Renee Richards eat your heart out! You have competition in the transgender bender catorgory.:triplets

Why did Mr. Rutherfords car get towed away, while he and Qwen were at the Langley wedding?

june did it!! fred finally succeeded in getting on June's last nerve. june went out and with her bare hands she pushed Fred's car about a mile until she hit a no parking zone. after ward found out he simply said "thats my girl!" and treated her to dinner at the Gold Fox, more ritzy and expensive then the White fox.

what year did ward and june get married?

BREAKING NEWS!!!! SHOCKING NEWS FLASH!!! WARD AND JUNE NEVER MARRIED. THEY LIVE TOGETHER!! WHO'S NEEDS A PIECE OF PAPER?

Later on June found out she was pregnant with Wally, she and Ward went to Office Depot and had a phony marriage license made. June folded it up and put it in one of Ward's books, so whenever he needs to read that book, the phony marriage licence is there to remind him of the marriage that never happened.

OH MY, MY!!!

Who did Beaver think was the most beautiful teacher in the whole wide world? Miss Canfield or Miss Landers?
:loveya: :eyes: :loveya: :eyes: :loveya: :eyes::

Originally posted by evermore
Who did Beaver think was the most beautiful teacher in the whole wide world? Miss Canfield or Miss Landers?
Beaver did think that both of them were beautiful, but his biggest crush was on Wally's teacher Mrs. Montgomery. I didn't particularly enjoy the embarassing episode in which Beaver gets all dressed up after school and brings her a bouqet of flowers he picked in the school yard.

Why did Beaver pretend to be sick and stay home from school?

so he could have an excuse for some alone time with june!! he had a big crush on june also!

did ward and june ever attempt divorce?

Yes, they even had a divorce sale in their driveway. They made $50.00, and then reconsidered, because it was not worth it.

Who played PENNY, ALMA, NITA, and HELEN? <hint: it was the same actress>

barbara billingsley- she played 5 different roles...

what did june's hair really look like?

Barbara Billingsley, actually has long dark brown hair. IMO, it's nicer than the hair that June had. From what I've read, she has often regretted not being allowed to show her actual hair and hair style on the show. I met her in person at an autograph session at a mall opening in Orlando, Florida about six years ago, and it was still long and combed straight down.

Why did Beaver use the family phone to make a long distance call without his parents' permission?

:gossip Beaver called CARROT TOP to get information on collect callings. He thought the call would have been a freebee, but was mistaken when he saw the bill!!!

What was the flavor of the soup in the SOUP BOWL on the billboard that Beaver fell into?

chocolate and gasoline chowder, with a hint of diesel, that was the soup june poured down ward's throat and he got a huge stomach ulcer

why did ward alway want to light a fire in the living room?

He wanted heat!!!



Did Beaver ever buy a girls sweater?

Yes, he did, but not intentionally. He and Gilbert were in a department store, and began playing with the sweater. It ended up getting ripped, and the store made Beaver pay for it. Having no money, he had the store charge it to his parents' account. When the bill came and Ward asked him about it, he said that it was some kind of mistake. In short, he was grounded for two weeks.

In how many shows did a grandparent of Beaver's appear?

600

Name one of Wally's girlfriends.

MARYELLENJULIECAROLYNPENNYALMAGINNIEGLORIAMARLENEMYRA:kiss:

Who did Beaver end up writing about for the MOST INTERESTING PERSON composition

Oh, that was a funny episode. He pretended to know President Eisenhower and got in a lot of trouble. The cameo appearance by Eisenhower's actual chief of staff was cool.

How did Beaver mess up his book report on "The Three Musketeers?"

he asked June to write it for him, she went and told him a whole bunch of lies! then beaver refered to her all throughout the episode as "that creepy mother of mine"

what did beaver say about his mom in the mothers day composition?

Beaver told the class that his mother was an extremist. She took parachute lessons, bungie jumping, roller blading, mountain skiing, water skiing, and learned how to fly on a trapeze. She recently had to stop for a while because she was parachute gliding one afternoon and crashed into a wall on one of the interstate highways near her home.:wallbang :wallbang :wallbang

Did any body actually spit off the bridge in Mayfield when Beaver was advertising SPIT OFF MY BRIDGE?

yes, in fact Wally's pregnant girlfriend had given beaver $1.50 to barf off the bridge. puke:

was ward really a tap dancer? did june really dance in dives?

They were the Fred and Ginger of Mayfield Beer Dive Pup. Wally and Beaver were trained to be the next Bo Jangles, but they failed miserably at the talent show. So Ward found 5 other boys who could sing and play instuments and named them the JACKSON 5.

:clap: :dance: :guitar: :rock: :dance:

What was the name of Beaver's school bus driver?

Fred Rutherford- he drove buses secretly before going to the "salt mines"

why did the beav cut his own hair?

because he losted his money at the gambling casino.
:help

Did Angela Valentine really have an extra toe?

yes, she had an extra toe shaped like a heart, hence the name, Valentine!

what were the good and bad traits about Ward, June, wally, and the beav?

That's a large question. Why don't I just do Ward?

Good Traits:
1. Wise
2. Kind
3. Strong (psychologically)
4. A good father

Bad Traits:
1. Enjoys comitting vandalism and petty crimes
2. Has an occasionally serious alcohol problem
3. Pilfers office supplies from his office

Next: Why did Beaver volunteer to do chores for Miss Canfield?

because she threatened him that if he didn't do any chores for her, than she would tell everybody that his father was an ex convict and had an affair with her a few months ago

What are June's good and bad traits?

Good traits: Was kind to the poor

Bad traits: She smoked too much crack

Why did Chester leave the show?

he and june were smoking crack one day. they heard sirens and they each attempted to flee the scene. June was all used to it so she ran like a bat out of hell, but Chester, being fresh at the whole crack/police deal, got caught.

did the beav ever get married?

no, he was too much of a ladies man.:ladiesman


Did Beaver ever begin a successful model?

no, they took one look at wally, who only drove the beav to the modeling place, and took him instead of beaver. Wally was a successful model. Beaver got a job of modeling alright, in a hamburger suit! while his jock brother got to pose in almost nothing...

what were the theme song lyrics?

uhh ehh uh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang
uhh ehh uh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang!!!!



Did Beaver have a shrunken head from a witch doctor?
uhh, ehh uh ah ah!!

no, it was one of his baby toys, it was one of the heads he got to play with, you know, when he lived in africa and got to play with some cannibals and monkey friends! he shared that head with "charlie" everybody else called him prince charles

how did ward pick up girls?

Ward would hang out with Fred at a dive, stand by the bar and then when a pretty young thing comes by they say:WE ARE WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!!!! and if that didn't work then they would use HOW U DOIN'? that's how Ward met June.
:grineyes:

When the show began, how old were Tony Dow and Jerry Mathers?

Tony Dow was 85, Jerry was 83. wanna know how old barbara and hugh were? Barbara was 4 and Hugh was 8

did wally ever demonstrate ladie's hair dryers

He sure did!!! On the episode when Beaver causes the bath tub to overflow, it created a wet area on the kitchen ceiling. Wally demonstrated how well the hair dryer worked on the ceiling.
Very impressive!!

Did any of Beaver's frogs ever croak?

yes, they croaked both ways..
june was innocently going through her lingere drawer and heard a bunch of croaking...she lifted up a red and black nightie and there were beaver's frogs! she then got ward's gun, screamed like a maniac, shot at the cieling, and then started shooting the frogs. they croaked all right

did wally enjoy the kiss that marlene gave him?:eyes: :love: :biglove: :ladiesman

he sure did. then he bragged about it to Eddie and the Guys and said he was kissed by the WOMAN OF THE WORLD.:kiss: :grineyes: :ladiesman :king: :love: :loveya:

Who cheated at the game of monopoly? Wally or Eddie?

Eddie. After being discovered cheating, he made a tearful confession that he had a Monopoly obsession, and couldn't bear to lose the game.

What happened when Eddie had a girlfriend, Caroline Schuster? What did Wally hear her say about Eddie behind his back?

:eek2: Believe it or not, Caroline Schuster ended up with Mr. Mondello. Wally heard that she was quitting school to become his traveling companion, because Mrs. Mondello always had a nervous headache.


Who won the puppy at the pet store when they had the COUNT THE FISH IN THE BOWL CONTEST?:confused:

Ward did! he took a break from a really really important meeting to go count the fish. he won the dog but when he left the store it pissed all over his new suit. so he put the dog in the mailbox and just went about his business

was june ever caught without her pearls and high heels on?

June was never caught at all. Over the course of her lifetime, she has accumulated tens of thousands of dollars worth of shoplifted merchandie.

Why did Ward have Beaver out in the front yard doing sommersaults one night?

:clap: :notworthy :banana: :yippee:
Ward wanted them to be in top form, especially since PRESIDENT KENNEDY PHYSICAL FITTNESS PROGRAM was incorporated in all of the schools across the country.

Did Wally or Beaver ever raid the liguor cabinet?

yes they did. Ward had everything from wine to wild turkey! Ward felt that he hadn't taught the boys a lesson in a long time, so he decided to attract beaver and wally to the liquor cabinet, and let them drink. when they were done, they each had their hangovers. Ward then stood over his sons, who were each throwing up, and said "i hope this'll be a good lesson to ya." June just cackled like a witch...

what would ward do if he found out wally was smoking?

He would tell Wally to take out the white pipe that he got from Fred, and have Wally smoke in style.



Who was Mary Tyler? and why did Beaver want to see
Mary Tyler more?

She could turn Beaver's world on with her smile, she could also take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. And with each pass and every little movement she showed it. she could have the town. beaver doesn't know why she won't take it. she just might make it after all.

why didn't ward ever kiss any married women?

I'm not sure that he didn't, although it's never shown. Throughout the first four years of the series, it's strongly hinted that he may have a little something going on the side with Fred Rutherford's wife, Gwen. To give one example, in the episode "The Perfume Salesman," Ward is on the phone talking to someone named Gwen, and hangs up quickly when June enters the room.

What had the boys' Uncle Billy done for a living?

stole Ward's crack (in between his matresses) and sold it. it was overpriced and somehow uncle billy made his living!

what things did ward use in his hair to keep it slicked back?

He use brillcream, A LITTLE DAB WILL DO YA!!
REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD, WE DON'T LOOK GOOD!!!

One time, while all of the kids were at a fair, someone was selling cotton floss at a concession stand. What is cotton floss?patriot:

Recycled flavored dental floss.......

Was Ward ever seen wearing shorts around the house?

Probably not, because he took great pains to wear them in the middle of the night.

Why did Wally write to Miss Canfield pretending to be June?

So that Beaver wouldn't get a "whoopin'" from Ward! We all know that Ward always hit his kids when they did wrong.

Why did Miss Canfield apparently leave the Grant Ave. Grammar School?

She never left, she had been demoted to work the janitorial night shift at Mayfield Elementary School.

Who had the JELLY ROLL hair?

Lumpy, of course. Remember he had that lop-sided head which was the result of sleeping on one side a lot?

What did Beaver do with all of those brussels sprouts he hid in his pocket?

June saw them and shoved him in his ears while singing the Leave it to beaver theme song

what did beaver mean by saying his parents talked in front of him all the time, spelling out the bad words?

I d-o-n-t k-n-o-w!

Did Mary Ellen Rogers go to a boarding school for 1 year?

He meant that he was too dumb to know the spelling of those bad words they were saying right in front of him.

Whatever happened to June's sister Peggy, and why don't we ever see Peggy's new baby?

We did see the baby. Beaver kept the baby in his pocket and then gave it to Miss Canfield. They said it was a shrunkened head, but come on, we all knew the truth, didn't we?
uh,eh uh ah ah
ting tang walla walla bing bang!!!

Did Beaver ever perform black magic on Eddie?
ting tang walla walla bing bang!

Yes. After he he honed in his skills at performing Voo doo on Eddie, and later turning Benji into a rock, he further refined his supernatural skills and turned Eddie into a woman.

Why didn't Ward ever kiss married women?

he was afraid, or else June would place a voo doo curse on him!!

So did Mary Ellen go to boarding school for 1 year?

Well, her parents wanted to send her to boarding school, and June even gave the Mary Ellen's parents the "thumbs up" on boarding school because June had attended boarding sc hool when she was growing upl. But Mary Ellen bawled out loud about being away from her Wally so much, that it didn't happen.

Just how many different girl friends was Wally apparently dating at one.

You mean at once? He dated all of the girls at Mary Ellen's slumber party when he was a soda jerk at the ice cream counter.


One girl mentioned that Wally had a smidge of a smudge of his nose, which girl friend of Wally's said that?:ladiesman

That was that "gold digger," Julie Foster........her and her White Fox.

Whatever happened to Marlene, the "woman of the world?"

she and june had a woman of the world fight! man you should have seen all the cops! it took place at Kelsey's Dive, Marlene and June were drinking, Marlene and june were having a belching contest. Marlene belched the loudest, and june couldn't. June got mad, started throwing glasses and cigarrette butts at Marlene. she then got a pistol and shot in the air. they were each arrested. june escaped though.

how many affairs did june have?

June had a spring affair at her home. It was a lovely affair. Her garden was full of flowers. Orchids mostly. There was a gourmet buffett and a lavish dessert tray. June alway did throw the most beautiful affairs of Mayfield.

party: party: party:

What did Mr. Mondello do for a living?

234 to be exact, one for each episode of the series.

Was it ever revealed how both Ward and June met, and if so, how did they meet?

234 June affairs or Mr. Mondello's jobs?


Fred and Wilma set them on a blind date. June and Ward went to Rubbles Ribs for dinner and they had stone head ice cream for dessert.

1. Mr. Mondello was a pimp, just like Ward!!!!
2. Ward met June in a dive, she was a stripper but Ward thought it was wrong so he told her to stop, she never knew that there were other ways she could make good money! so they got married....after she found out she was pregnant with a pug nosed son....

did any of the cleavers have to wear a wig?

Both Ward and June did when each tried to cut the others hair using just scissors.

Was Leave it to Beaver Howard McNear's first stint as a barber?

YES, HE WAS A REAL CUT UP!!!


WHAT DID LARRY'S SISTER ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE?:groucho

she looked like this!!! :grady:

what did hugh and barbara do behind the scenes?

Apparently they were great practical jokers. Just before a dinner scene, Barbara once put a huge amount of salt on all of the mashed potatoes except hers, then sat back and watched the other actors try to get through the scene without reacting to the salt.

Why did Ward spend so much time in his study?

ALL the books on the shelves in the study have over 5 playboy magazines hidden inside each of them. that's why he always came home with a smile on his face...

were the cleavers rich?

no, they lived in that big ol' house with 2 guest rooms. June ran a bed and Breakfast during the summer months.

What did Gilbert's sister look like?

like this!! :batman: no, she was Ward's child from another marriage, so she sorta resembled Ward, and her mother, Miss Landers

what kind of evil tricks did ward like to play on his family?

:grady: :batman:
He would play guess who sister this is?

Does anyone remember the first time Eddie and Lumpy were both seen together on the show?

oh, like it was yesterday!! that was the episode where eddie and lumpy make ward trip on a bunch of barrels, and ward picks them up by thier ears, and has june cook them for dinner. they had stuffed lumpy and fried eddie! mmm mmm good

why does barbara billingsley like spam? :spam:

Over the years, June became a vegan vegetarian. If spam has meat in it, then no. The worst combo that I could think that she would prepare is Spam and Velvetta Cheese.puke:

Did Wally win the track meet and who were his competitors?:seeya:

no, he lost, June won

why did ward have sooo much chest hair? :lol:

He use Rogaine.


Out of Whitey, Gilbert, Larry or Richard, who got Beaver in the most trouble and then got his stomach almost punched when it was full of soda?:spit: omg: :faint: :clap:

ward, he delivered the wrong papers, told beaver while he was drinking soda, beaver punched him and ward :barf: all over beaver! june laughed

who painted the trash cans for the boys?

June, she used that sickly green colorpuke:

Did Peggy MacIntosh really have such big feet that she wore shoe boxes to school?

actually she had to wear boats to school

what song was june singing when Wally walked in one day? (she had already sang the song eu e eu ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang):lol: :lol:

Stairway to heaver by Led Zepplin

Why did aunt Martha make beaver wear that silly suit?

she WANTED to see beaver, who looked more like a cleaver than a bronson, get beat up! anybody who was related to Ward Cleaver was a useless piece of crap to her.

what was June's full name?

April May June.
June was actually her last name. She got it legally got it changed when she became a June Bride.

Did Ward Cleaver ever meet Herman Munster who lived down the street?

he did alright, at first Herman scared the living crap out of ward! but june got along with Lily, who taught her the correct way to dust. Beaver also walked the munsters dog, and wally dated Marilyn

why did ward offer june some perfume?

Their water had been turned off for an entire week, so Ward bought out the entire perfume counter at the local drug store.


Who were the Cobras? and how did they meet Beaver and Larry?

ward had them hidden in his "personal" seabees trunk, so larry and beav opened it and a bunch of cobras jumped all over them, ward stood there and said "i hope this'll be a good lesson to ya!"

was ward really a human petri dish?

No, that was Rob Petri!



Will this topic reach the 500th mark tonight?
:bouncers :bouncers :bouncers

no, it will reach it's 8000000000000000th tonight. yeah it will...

was june fake?

PRESS ON NAILS AND FALSE EYELASHES.


Will Beaver ever learn his lesson?

no, remember?! he listens to a lesson, it floats around in his head for a little while, then exits out the other side...
Ward: oh, so that's it.

did june ever pose for magazines?

Yes, she posed with her apron, pearls and high heel. She did not wear anything else. Ward was so proud.

Name all of Wally and Beaver's pets.:cat: :dog: :grady:

They had a Walrus and a Beaver, the walrus was named Wally and the Beaver was name Long Duck Dong. they also had a goldfish who was a tap dancer named Abraham

did any of the cleavers have tatoos or piercings?

No, everyone in the family was allergic to needles and dyes. June did have her ears pierced, but then the pearl earrings she wore to match her necklace, gave her a rash, and so she had to take them off and go back to clip on earrings.

Name all of Eddie's girlfriends.:ladiesman

Grady was the love of his life!!!:grady:

how many children did barbara billingsley have?