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Old 08-16-2003, 05:56 PM   #1
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Default The Wrong Answer Game

I saw this on the board for another show and thought it was fun. Each poster answers the question posed by the previous poster and then asks his own question. The catch is that you answer the question in an incorrect and hopefully funny way. I'll start. For the first post, I will only ask a question, since there is no previous post to answer.

Question: Why did Wally suddenly try frantically to learn how to dance?
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Answer: Eddie convinced him that there was big money in ballroom dancing instruction.

Question: What did Ward do for a living?
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Answer: Eddie convinced him that there was big money in ballroom dancing instruction.

Question: What did Ward do for a living?
Pimp

Seriously, just imagine Ward in a dark purple suit, purple hat with a feather sticking out of the hat. And him smoking a long cigar. That'd be wild.

Hmm, why did Beaver give June the silent treatment? (crappy question, I know)
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Ward a pimp?!
Beaver gave June the silent treatment because he's a wimpy little f*g!

Why did June wear pearls?
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Because basketballs were too big for her thin neck.

What did Miss Landers do with the slip Beaver gave her for the end-of-school-year present?
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Gave it back to him and asked for a something good!

Why did Beaver try out for the football team?
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He had dreams of becoming a professional football star.

Why did Eddie Haskell call Wally by a variety of false names, such as Sam?
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because Eddie really couldn't remember his name

What did June do with her "ooh la la" shirt after talking to Beaver?
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because Eddie really couldn't remember his name

What did June do with her "ooh la la" shirt after talking to Beaver?
Gave it to Eddie. Eddie loved it. lol


Why did Beaver keep losing his money?
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Wore it and bragged to the other ladies that her son had given it to her. Ward teased her in subsequent episodes about wearing until it was worn and threadbare.

Describe the relationship between Ward and his boss, Fred Rutherford.
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It took everything Ward had not to hang him on the coat rack by his underwear and leave him there for the weekend, hence the first time Ward comes home, June says "how was your day?" Ward says "fine!" June then chokes on her cookie.

what ever happened to the bunny rabbit, Henry?
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Why did Beaver keep losing his money?
He discovered an illicit poker game in Mayfied and became addicted to gambling.

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what ever happened to the bunny rabbit, Henry?
He's fine. He became disinchanted with Beaver, snuck out the window, and found another family in the neighborhood.
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Why did Violet Rutherford kiss Beaver?
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Why did Violet Rutherford kiss Beaver?
Because Beaver ran a kissing booth. Beaver was a ladies man (even though he didn't want to admit it) but the kid def. was a ladies man. lol

Why did Beaver punch Larry in the stomach?
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Because Beaver ran a kissing booth. Beaver was a ladies man (even though he didn't want to admit it) but the kid def. was a ladies man. lol

Why did Beaver punch Larry in the stomach?
Larry told Beaver that he was the best friend he'd ever had, and Beaver didn't think it appropriate for men to be so expressive of their feelings. Rather than give Larry a long explanation, he felt this method would make his point.

Why did Beaver think so highly of his teacher, Miss Landers?

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Larry told Beaver that he was the best friend he'd ever had, and Beaver didn't think it appropriate for men to be so expressive of their feelings. Rather than give Larry a long explanation, he felt this method would make his point.

Why did Beaver think so highly of his teacher, Miss Landers?
Because when Wally and Eddie snuck into a strip joint, they saw Miss Landers dancing and stripping. Wally and Eddie came home and told Beaver and Beaver saw Miss Landers in a whole new light.

Why did Larry trick Beaver into believing Ms. Raybron (sp?) had a spanking machine.
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