So, we're just a couple of wake-up service people?

I don't wanna spend an hour looking for a _____.

I don't wanna spend an hour looking for a button!

Boy these are really bad_______

Boy these are really bad clowns.

Well, I gotta watch this guy's _____.

Well, I gotta watch this guy's rickshaw!

What are you going to do on the_______?

What are you going to do on the convertible sofa?

My _____'s gone! My _____'s gone!

My pickle jar's gone! My pickle jar's gone!

Hang on, _______! You're gonna make it!

Hang on, Johnson from sales! You're gonna make it!

You are a laughingstock. You are a _____.

You are a laughingstock. You are a Schmoopie

I think they may have sutured that thing to your_______

I think they may have sutured that thing to your pinky toe.

She said I wasn’t ______-worthy.

She said I wasn’t beard worthy.

She said _____ weren't even that important to her

She said dumplings weren't even that important to her.

She's a package full of _____.

She's a package full of love newtons.

I put her _______ on my butt

I put her pickle jar on my butt.

I was personable. I was _____.

I was personable. I was Xena the Warrior Princess.

You know, for a ____ guy you're not very jolly.

You know, for a mischievous, rambunctious guy you're not very jolly.

George, have you seen that ___________ directory?

George, have you seen that sponge-worth directory?

Gammy might be ______

Gammy might be the size of that neon chicken on the roof.

______ can't sell chicken around here.

Steinbrenner can't sell chicken around here.

Back to your job at ______ Chicken and your three-legged dog Willie

Back to your job at Marcelino Chicken and your three-legged dog Willie.

He taped it up on his _______ with all of the other bad checks.

He taped it up on his toilet tank with all of the other bad checks.

She did a full body _____ on a pickle jar."

She did a full body sexual camel on a pickle jar.

Laney met a doctor, and he's _______.

Laney met a doctor, and he's full of it.

I've got a good feeling about this_______

I've got a good feeling about this face painter.

Then I'll meet you at the _______ Club.

Then I'll meet you at the Clown Club.

Elmer Fudd sitting on a______

Elmer Fudd sitting on a frogger.

The chance of a _____ is very slim.

The chance of a Jewish workout is very slim.

The Joseph Aboud crested _______ is the finest.

The Joseph Aboud crested umbrella is the finest.

See that salesman twirling that ______?

See that salesman twirling that Pez dispenser?

I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be______

I saw your name on the buzzer. You must be the Bizarro Jerry.

Kramer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in _______.

Kramer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in Fortress of Solitude.

You're quite ______ you know

You're quite a curiosity you know.

Just got to take a ride on a ______.

Just got to take a ride on a Rickshaw.

Paying _____ women for sexual favors!

Paying Parks Department women for sexual favors!

I'm getting rid of all my ________, all of it...

I'm getting rid of all my crib notes, all of it.

What the hell I'll just eat some ______

What the hell I'll just eat some muffin tops.

She made me fly from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my _____.

She made me fly from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my Comedy.

A toilet paper______

A toilet paper pillow

Seriously, do you wanna switch ______?

Seriously, do you wanna switch pie?

I'll loan you my ______ shirt!

I'll loan you my old belt-less shirt!

Then maybe _____ will catch on.

Then maybe bra-less will catch on.

I might be the last person you ever________

I might be the last person you ever cockfight with.

We saw ______ get out of a limousine.

We saw Farfel get out of a limousine.

Twix is the only candy with the _______ crunch

Twix is the only candy with the movie dog crunch.

I want a Papaya King ______.

I want a Papaya King Juicy Fruit.

If I had had a________ I would have won

If I had had Chinese takeout I would have won.

I'm not gonna see that ____ doctor she went to Europe with.

I'm not gonna see that horse doctor she went to Europe with

No you idiot ______ eat squirrels

No you idiot, Rubber Man eats squirrels.

I gotta pick up her ________.

I gotta pick up her Tampax!

Jerry. How about a baggy _______?

Jerry. How about a baggy sombrero?

"Even we cannot believe how badly you've done in this ______."

Even we cannot believe how badly you've done in this Cockfight!

Is this the suicide talk or the ________ talk?

Is this the suicide talk or the next-door neighbor talk?

Do you know anyone on the _____, Mr. Palone?

Do you know anyone on the Janitor's meeting , Mr. Palone?

You say that Noreen was _______ on Jerry Seinfeld?

You say that Noreen was dropping the snow shovel on Jerry Seinfeld?

So now the Parks commissioner is recommending Jeffrey for a _____.

So now the Parks commissioner is recommending Jeffrey for a Janitor job!

I just crack my______

I just crack my Plan 9 from Outer Space.

You're not supposed to just ________.

You're not supposed to just pillage.

I went out to apologize to a_______

I went out to apologize to a Chinese Woman.

All right, let's go to the yogurt store and get a ______.

All right, let's go to the yogurt store and get a fat f**k.

Hey O'Brien, wake up, c'mon, we got ______

Hey O'Brien, wake up, c'mon, we got gonorrhea!

Elaine finds Puddy has switched the stations back to ______.

Elaine finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Festivus.

What are you going to do on the________

What are you going to do on the levels?

I didn't know she had a _____.

I didn't know she had a moral compass.

Their grieving time is a ______ I can't afford

Their grieving time is a prerequisite I can't afford.

Wouldn't let that butcher cut my _____.

Wouldn't let that butcher cut my wig!

Ramirez has never heard your _____ story

Ramirez has never heard your tractor story.

George takes a pencil to the party because ______.

George takes a pencil to the party because of the sperm count.

A ________ to a Super Bowl sex romp.

A rickshaw to a Super Bowl sex romp

It was a _____ at third base.

It was a Big Salad at third base.

Yes I'm bald but I'm still a good ______

Yes I'm bald but I'm still a good busboy.

He'll do in Riverside now what he did in ______.

He'll do in Riverside now what he did in Yankee Stadium.

I have a lot of _______with you people

I have a lot of hot, scalding coffee with you people.

Have some more _____ packets.

Have some more flouride packets.

I'm not sure this is a____

I'm not sure this is a Cigar Store Indian.

George gets caught acting like a slob on live television at the ______.

George gets caught acting like a slob on live television at the career day.

Jerry. How about a_______ swimsuit?

Jerry. How about a puffy swimsuit?

Elaine borrows the meat slicer in order to feed the ____.

Elaine borrows the meat slicer in order to feed the monkey boy

Or you can really talk some _____

Or you can really talk some dual voices now, you know?

You don't know ___________, the composer?

You don't know Slippery Pete, the composer?

You're begging needs a lot of______

Your begging needs a lot of stock options.

We want you to have the _____.

We want you to have the pickle jar.

a fake _____ in the Hamptons.

a fake cat-loving boyfriend in the Hamptons

I'm not cut out for _______.

I'm not cut out for making the scene, flaunting convention.

Okay from now on call me Jerry the _____

Okay from now on call me Jerry the Denim Vest.

George creates a fake charity called _________.

George creates a fake charity called fantasy camp!

You have no moral _______

You have no moral dinner dates.

Todd had a unique way of asking ________.

Todd had a unique way of asking for sex.

He's a _______ they don't know how to do anything

He's a mechanic; they don't know how to do anything.

George accuses the mechanic of stealing his _______.

George accuses the mechanic of stealing his Trash

I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be________

I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be the Chinese woman.

Elaine and Jerry see George's father talking to a man wearing a ______.

Elaine and Jerry see George's father talking to a man wearing a Joseph Aboud crested blazer.

And now the search for the right _______ begins

And now the search for the right Barbara Benedict begins.

Do you remember? We met at Linda van Grak's _______.

Do you remember? We met at Linda van Grak's Orgy?

Hey I got a rubber ______ thing going here

Hey I got a rubber babka thing going here.

They're going in first with the last ____.

They're going in first with the last Box of Raisinettes.

Your _________ are spectacular.

Your bottles of Pepsi are spectacular.

Newspaper, gum, ______.

Newspaper, gum, Pez!

Posing as a girlfriend for_______

Posing as a girlfriend for a bubble boy.

Will you stop off at the ______?

Will you stop off at the Coffee Table?

You got anything going on the______?

You got anything going on the Scottish accent?

I gave her a ______, and there's nothing I can do.

I gave her a Mickey and there's nothing I can do

Ramirez has never heard your ______ story

Ramirez has never heard your matador story.

Jerry, I just want to let you know Lyle and I are completely _____.

Jerry, I just want to let you know Lyle and I are completely Schmoopie!

I think they may have sutured that thing to your______

I think they may have sutured that thing to your rat hat.

You sold us a hair with a ____ around it.

You sold us a hair with a matzoh ball around it.

He has humped his last______

You sold us a hair with a matzoh ball around it.

He has humped his last______

He has humped his last pickle jar.

I just had two double-fudge _______.

I just had two double-fudge Coney's!

But this time, advantage______

But this time, advantage velvet scrunchies.

Oh, she's a dreamboat, but you don't _____ her.

Oh, she's a dreamboat, but you don't home bed advantage her.

it'll just be the three _______

It'll just be the three ponies.

One perfect ____ for whom we are put on this earth.

One perfect fat bastard for whom we are put on this earth.

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the________

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the big salad?

Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's new _______ room.

Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's new fantasy room.

I think she finds my ______ charming

I think she finds my new neighbor Phil charming.

Does he wear one of those _____ with the straps?

Does he wear one of those Manzier with the straps?

A George ________ against itself cannot stand

A George in jeopardy against itself cannot stand.

Kramer joins the _______ Club.

Kramer joins the fornicating gourmet Club

Of course I smell ______

Of course I smell fire engines and ambulances.

It's just that I just ate a whole _______.

It's just that I just ate a whole whale!

Are we just proud of _________ that comes out of us?

Are we just proud of salty discharge that comes out of us?

I see them on the _____ zooming around.

I see them on the Biosphere zooming around.

You know, your ________ the entire building.

You know, you're paying for breakfast for the entire building.

So can I convince anybody to come down to ________?

So can I convince anybody to come down to the summer of George.

Well let me tell you something ______ boy

Well let me tell you something pig boy.

My brother, who's ___________, turns green.

My brother, who's the Devil, turns green.

Posing as a girlfriend for _______

Posing as a girlfriend for busboys

Tell him we wanna catch a _____ and that we're late.

Tell him we wanna catch a Whale and that we're late.

Flashy, making the scene, flaunting ________

Flashy, making the scene, flaunting your chicken roaster

Newman gets Kramer hooked on __________'s chicken.

Newman gets Kramer hooked on . Dairy Queen 's

Did you mess with ______, Jerry?

Did you mess with a pig-man, Jerry?

Anyway, tell us what's involved in being a ______.

Anyway, tell us what's involved in being a Mudder?

Hey I've got a real thing about______

Hey I've got a real thing about baldness.

Well, I have known bald men who owned ______.

Well, I have known bald men who owned Ted Danson plane.

Jerry. How about a baggy _______

Jerry. How about a baggy rat hat?

Uh, no, I don't drink _____ late at night. Ha, ha, ha.

Uh, no, I don't drink Bosco late at night. Ha, ha, ha.

This bizarre _______ Experiment must end!

This bizarre Leonard Christian Experiment must end!

Yeah. She's a great ______, Jerry.

Yeah. She's a great Porn Star Jerry.

he Windexed the little ______

He Windexed the little bubble boy.

You know, I'm starting to think that maybe lobster isn't the _______.

You know, I'm starting to think that maybe lobster isn't the Goldfish!

It's the Urban Sombrero. I put it on the______

It's the Urban Sombrero. I put it on the Chinese woman.


I'm just gonna stop by and tell my friends I can't ______.

I'm just gonna stop by and tell my friends I can't puke

I'd have to get _____ friends

I'd have to get cabin friends.

Let me explain to you one of the key elements involved in the ______ process.

Let me explain to you one of the key elements involved in the sexual dalliance process

They're only comfortable with their________

They're only comfortable with their pig-men.

George gets his chance to tell ______ what he thinks of her.

George gets his chance to tell Gammy what he thinks of her.

Oh, no. No, David. No, please. Not the ________

Oh, no. No, David. No, please. Not the sidler guy.

I'm gonna give that guy a taste of his own ______.

I'm gonna give that guy a taste of his own Marble Rye

!Eating a block of ______ the size of a car battery

Eating a block of apple pie the size of a car battery


Who wouldn't taste the ____?

Who wouldn't taste the Pez?

Hey Willy, check it out! Free_______

Hey Willy, check it out! Free tickets to see Guys and Dolls.

She's a grad student in ________.

She's a grad student in Prison!

I don't want your _____ down there

I don't want your toothbrush down there.

We're not ____. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

We're not New York Yankees, Not that there's anything wrong with that.

________ scrub women for sexual favors!

Buying Jujyfruits for scrub women for sexual favors!

Elaine stops off to buy Jujyfruits and ______.

Elaine stops off to buy Jujyfruits and Pez!

I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be_______

I saw your name on the buzzer - You must be Sharon from NYU.

She thinks we're _______. I guess we fooled her.

She thinks we're Latvian Orthodox . I guess we fooled her.

You're not artistic and you have no _________

You're not artistic and you have no little gold tassel hanging down.

Am I graduating from the _______?

Am I graduating from the posse.

You have no moral ______

You have no moral alumni magazine.

_______ is a marine biologist?

Joseph Aboud is a marine biologist

That's a pretty big ______ ball hanging out there

That's a pretty big turtle ball hanging out there.

Suddenly you're on your back like a _____.

Suddenly you're on your back like a Frogger.

Hey, is that the ______ Zone you're watching?

Hey, is that the Katie Ash's Party Zone you're watching?

You don't remember our _______?

You don't remember our pants story?

Is there a real ____ in the back?

Is there a real comedy club in the back?

Fabrics and _______ traded under a starlit sky.

Fabrics and Soup traded under a starlit sky

.He had to use a ______ pasta?

He had to use a freaking voodoo pasta?

She thinks she's gonna turn me into a _______ and then rob me blind.

She thinks she's gonna turn me into a Mimbo and then rob me blind.

Is this the suicide talk or the ________ talk?

Is this the suicide talk or the trip to Kenya talk?

The Masai Bushmen wear these great ______ and we're gonna knock 'em off.

The Masai Bushmen wear these great Puffy shirts and we're gonna knock 'em off.

You better think again,_______

You better think again, Bushmen of the Kalahari.

I notice you're eating a poppy seed ______ there.

I notice you're eating a poppy seed chicken there.

You come in the house you wipe your_______

You come in the house you wipe the bugs crawling up your skin.


I was traveling the Yangtze in search of a Mongolian horsehair _____.

You come in the house you wipe the bugs crawling up your skin.


I was traveling the Yangtze in search of a Mongolian horsehair _____.

I was traveling the Yangtze in search of a Mongolian horsehair catalog.

Spending the night is _______

Spending the night is no dice.

Elaine tests positive for ______.

Elaine tests positive for Juicy Fruit

The Joseph Aboud crested ________ is the finest.

The Joseph Aboud crested coffee table book is the finest.

Would you like to buy me a fat-free frozen _____ at the store, Kramer?

Would you like to buy me a fat-free frozen cigar at the store, Kramer?

You can stuff your _______ in a sack, mister.

You can stuff your egg salad in a sack, mister.

Your friend has been accused of being a _________.

Your friend has been accused of being a **** fighter.

I'm heading for a ________

I'm heading for an Algonquin Round Table.

If they're not _______, they're just pants.

If they're not Cubans they're just pants.

it's all part of a ______ plan.

It's all part of a Tri-State Wake-Up Service plan.

You're constantly walking around with a _______.

You're constantly walking around with a Pez dispenser

.I was in a ______ for 6 hours. Give me a break.

I was in Colonial Williamsburg for 6 hours. Give me a break.

Don't come down till you make some _____ and raise a barn.

Don't come down till you make some chewing gum and raise a barn

Would you rather date the _______ or the deaf?

Would you rather date the Costanzas or the deaf?

I got two for the Winslow ______. I got two.

I got two for the Winslow Orgy. I got two.

We played ________ nude

We played George Bonanza nude.

The guy who pitched the show with stories about _____.

The guy who pitched the show with stories about Big Salads.

I haven't heard anything about another _______

I haven't heard anything about another world colliding.

Anybody could _____ in January.

Anybody could chew gum in January.

Oh, we lost the _____ half-hour ago.

Oh, we lost the unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality half-hour ago.

I'll have another ______ with plenty of ice.

I'll have another salad with plenty of ice

.Posing as a girlfriend for _________

Posing as a girlfriend for Mike Moffet

I'm supposed to be having ______ with her now at Pomodoro.

I'm supposed to be having soup with her now at Pomodoro

Hey? you think if I jumped off this _______ I'd get hurt?

Hey? You think if I jumped off this supermarket I'd get hurt?

Produce section. Very ________ area.

Produce section. Very pious area

This ends the great ______ man experiment

This ends the great close talker man experiment.

Kramer and Morty team up to sell ___________.

Kramer and Morty team up to sell chewing gum.

Ramirez has never heard your _____ story.

Ramirez has never heard your little kicks story.

So did you come up with a stupid story for the Himalayan _________ yet?

So did you come up with a stupid story for the Himalayan Rickshaw yet?

I must be at the _______ of the universe

I must be at the fetal girth of the universe.

I'm gonna tell that woman what I think of ____.

I'm gonna tell that woman what I think of Speed Boats.

It will be just the three_______

It will be just the three peepholes.

Arnie's a real ____ buff.

Arnie's a real orgy buff.

So grab your _____ - if you need one. It's go-time

So grab your screen door - if you need one. It's go-time.

Why were you making gravel? Well, I like the sound it makes when you ____ on it.

Why were you making gravel? Well, I like the sound it makes when you chew on it.

Eating a block of ______ the size of a car battery

Eating a block of this turkey sandwich here the size of a car battery

Yeah, I'll have the _______ on whole wheat.

Yeah, I'll have the apple pie on whole wheat.

I am one clever ________

I am one clever zombie.

I have this sick compulsion to tell _____ how I feel.

I have this sick compulsion to tell Superman how I feel.

Well let me tell you something ______ boy

Well let me tell you something floss boy.

Looks like your belt is digesting a small ______.

Looks like your belt is digesting a small Pony.

Oh, I can't wait to get a fellow and make my own_______

Oh, I can't wait to get a fellow and make my own muffin tops.

I don't know why you bother with this ______ guy, I tell you.

I don't know why you bother with this Assman guy, I tell you.

How do I get someone else_______?

How do I get someone else to wear the coat?

And these are the world-famous corisso buttons made from the finest antelope ______.

And these are the world-famous corisso buttons made from the finest antelope stuff.

Not one house to rent in all of_______?

Not one house to rent in all of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

Boy, imagine liking ____ to the point it becomes a career choice.

Boy, imagine liking **** fighting to the point it becomes a career choice.

To a woman, sex is like the _______man.

To a woman, sex is like the bologna sandwich man.

Nobody eats ______ anymore.

Nobody eats Non-Fat Yoghurt' anymore.

This organ, it's very______

This organ, it's very fat-free.

Yeah, see, the thing is, Rabbi, it should've been _____.

Yeah, see, the thing is, Rabbi, it should've been the "bra-less wonder

I got a ____, step on it buddy

I got a 976 number, step on it buddy.

She just choked on a ______.

She just choked on a pinky toe.

You open in your car and Bingo,______

You open in your car and Bingo, they think they can dump 6 grand on me?

Your father eat _____ and eggs every day?

Your father eat butter beans and eggs every day?

So grab your ______ - if you need one. It's go-time

So grab your umbrella - if you need one. It's go-time.

Yeah, I went by the ______ to see him a few days ago.

So grab your umbrella - if you need one. It's go-time.

Yeah, I went by the ______ to see him a few days ago.

Yeah, I went by the Zoo to see him a few days ago.

So, how's the _______ gourmet?

So, how's the first-class gourmet?

Usually, I get $5 a ______.

Usually, I get $5 a bald woman.

Are we just proud of _______ that comes out of us?

Are we just proud of any salty discharge that comes out of us?

Marie, this water is still too ______.

Marie, this water is still toot fluctuated

.Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of _____?

Marie, this water is still too fluctuated

.Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of _____?

Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of tuna on whole wheat sandwich.

I was personable, I was ______.

I was personable, I was very jolly!

Booze is not a ________

Booze is not a short, bald guy with glasses.

I'm sorry. It was my aunt's ______.

I'm sorry. It was my aunt's Pony

I'm _______ Canadian Parliament

I'm J. Peterman, Canadian Parliament.

During a scuffle, George tears off the back of Kramer's _______.

During a scuffle, George tears off the back of Kramer's levels.

Oh yes he was not shy about _______

Oh yes he was not shy about having a heart attack.

Radiating waves of _____.

Radiating waves of Bad Voodoo

we were forbidden to socialize with anyone who didn't have their _______

We were forbidden to socialize with anyone who didn't have their peanut jokes.

It's the timeless art of ______.

It's the timeless art of sexual dalliance.

This ends the great _____ man experiment

This ends the great pig-man experiment.

I was wondering if you'd be interested in doing some work for the Big _____ program.

I was wondering if you'd be interested in doing some work for the Big Bosom program.

This organ, it's very_______