http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/arethablingee.gif

im the one for Aretha tonight, im the one for her forever :eyes:

Best thread ever! XDDD :wave:

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THATS A LIE SHE DOESNT EVEN EXIST

LOL thats great!

This is for the girls who get tipsy, but never get too drunk. This is for the girls who dance sexy, but never show too much.. aka Aretha. <3

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THATS A LIE SHE DOESNT EVEN EXIST
All those ads are LOL

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THATS A LIE SHE DOESNT EVEN EXIST
:rofl:

This is for the girls who get tipsy, but never get too drunk. This is for the girls who dance sexy, but never show too much.. aka Aretha. <3
but she put on quite a show, really had me going

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THATS A LIE SHE DOESNT EVEN EXIST
Its more like 0 :crazy: :talk: :lol: :happyface

but she put on quite a show, really had me going
she spun your head right round :eek:

*everyone slowly exits now that we got our brand new shiny thread*

^.^

i am confused by this

*everyone slowly exits now that we got our brand new shiny thread*

^.^
http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/82186944/12434339

This is for the girls who get tipsy, but never get too drunk. This is for the girls who dance sexy, but never show too much.. aka Aretha. <3
There isn't enough room in the world for Aretha to show too much.

All those ads are LOL
:lol: the ones on myspace apparently just pick up keywords from your profile because i keep getting things like "the average megadeth fan IQ is 110, can you beat that?"

:lol: the ones on myspace apparently just pick up keywords from your profile because i keep getting things like "the average megadeth fan IQ is 110, can you beat that?"
LOL yeah and ive seen like 3 different IQs for the same celebrity...

another reason why i am glad to never see ads.

There isn't enough room in the world for Aretha to show too much.
Yup she needs to use all 9 plants and the sun

ugh i am dying

i think i have a stomach virus :mad:

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I'm not worthy of being blessed by Aretha Franklin!!!
:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

-Psss! Can she bless me anyways?

ugh i am dying

i think i have a stomach virus :mad:
:(

ugh i am dying

i think i have a stomach virus :mad:
its probably just rabies, you'll feel better soon :)

:(
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."
LOL :rotflmao:

I wanted the next thread :(

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/82186944/12434339
gurl you know that you need to stop!

There isn't enough room in the world for Aretha to show too much.
:rofl:

ugh i am dying

i think i have a stomach virus :mad:
:( Feel betta soon Joseph.

I'm not worthy of being blessed by Aretha Franklin!!!
:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

-Psss! Can she bless me anyways?
Yes. Aretha has love for you. <3

I wanted the next thread :(
Damn it, I didn't know anyone had dibs.. I apologize. :o :(

pOST PEOPLE?! I wanna make 100,000 posts soon!

30 Rock kicked ass at the Golden Globes! :woohoo: Alec, Tina, and 30 Rock all won. I loved Tina's speech :rofl:

Let's play house.. I'm the mommy, you're the tranny!

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:drool: B.B.B.G.

Let's play house.. I'm the mommy, you're the tranny!
it sounds kinda like a song lyric :rofl:

it sounds kinda like a song lyric :rofl:
it IS imo

Kelsey says (2:15 AM):
And then it like DAMN I HAVE TO WHIP MY ASS

Kelsey says (2:15 AM):
And then it like DAMN I HAVE TO WHIP MY ASS
OMG LMAO.

Kelsey says (2:15 AM):
And then it like DAMN I HAVE TO WHIP MY ASS
hmmmm.

Kelsey says (2:15 AM):
And then it like DAMN I HAVE TO WHIP MY ASS
:rotflmao:

Kelsey says (2:15 AM):
And then it like DAMN I HAVE TO WHIP MY ASS
tell me why you're so hard to forget :(

I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHHHHH

I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH OHHHHHHH
your Ritalin run out??!?!

your Ritalin run out??!?!
LOL

Afternoon.

your Ritalin run out??!?!
LOL

your Ritalin run out??!?!
he was just too freaked out by the christina aguilera monsters.

he was just too freaked out by the christina aguilera monsters.
ahah MRAH http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/dk8h0fgs8tefd6czdbu.jpg

ahah MRAH http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/dk8h0fgs8tefd6czdbu.jpg
LOL

LOL

Afternoon.
indeed.

he was just too freaked out by the christina aguilera monsters.
i can see how that would happen.

i can see how that would happen.
LOL

MMM, I'm eating salmon.

MMM, I'm eating salmon.
A MAN CAME IN AND LITERALLY TOOK A CRAP IN AN AISLE!

A MAN CAME IN AND LITERALLY TOOK A CRAP IN AN AISLE!
CLEANUP ON AISLE 12! BIG ONE! :lol:

SOMEONE **** ON THE COATS.

A MAN CAME IN AND LITERALLY TOOK A CRAP IN AN AISLE!
i can see how that would happen.

SOMEONE **** ON THE COATS.
see, that is why you should always give the coat check girl a ridiculous tip.

see, that is why you should always give the coat check girl a ridiculous tip.
awesome: http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Andy-Richter-Controls-Universe-The-Complete-Series/11149

tell me why you're so hard to forget :(
Don't remind meee. I'm no over it. :(

yup.

man, i ****ing hate it when i lose my hair scrunchies every time i take them out, so i keep putting on new ones, and then at the end of the day i find all of the lost ones on my wrist.

Cos we belong together now yeah :heart:

man, i ****ing hate it when i lose my hair scrunchies every time i take them out, so i keep putting on new ones, and then at the end of the day i find all of the lost ones on my wrist.
my cat Jynx steals scrunchies - he likes to chase them down and run off with them.

my cat Jynx steals scrunchies - he likes to chase them down and run off with them.
My dog does too, but she knows she's not supposed to and she stares at you to provoke you until you chase her. Bettttch.

My dog does too, but she knows she's not supposed to and she stares at you to provoke you until you chase her. Bettttch.
Jynx fetches them, he will bring them back to Robyn but not me - he will bring his little ball and mouse toys to me though

You Are Chocolate Chip Pancakes

http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatkindofpancakesareyouquiz/chocolatechip.jpg

You prefer sweet and rich foods.
You shy away from anything that's overly bland or unnaturally fat free.

It's not likely that someone would find low fat cheese or sugar free cookies in your kitchen.
Instead, someone might find a pan of brownies baking in the oven or warm popcorn covered in real butter.

What Kind of Pancakes Are You? (http://blogthings.com/whatkindofpancakesareyouquiz/)

Cos we belong together now yeah :heart:
i enjoy kelly's new song :)

NOOO WAY TO TAKE IT ALL BAAAAAACK

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You Are Buttermilk Pancakes

Your prefer traditional, old fashioned foods.
You shy away from anything fake, and you like meals with simple ingredients.

It's not likely someone would find margarine or diet soda in your kitchen.
Instead, someone might find a loaf of homemade bread baking or a soup simmering.

i enjoy kelly's new song :)
I do too! :D

']I do too! :D
you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess Kels :)

you'll be the prince and i'll be the princess Kels :)
I get to be the Prince? XD

']I get to be the Prince? XD
i took your words, and i believed in everything you said to me.

']http://blogthings.cachefly.net/whatkindofpancakesareyouquiz/buttermilk.jpg
You Are Buttermilk Pancakes

Your prefer traditional, old fashioned foods.
You shy away from anything fake, and you like meals with simple ingredients.

It's not likely someone would find margarine or diet soda in your kitchen.
Instead, someone might find a loaf of homemade bread baking or a soup simmering.
I got that tooo.

are the lyrics to "if u seek amy" by britney spears based on a poem by robert louis stevenson or edgar allan poe or some other literary genius? it reminds me of their work and i wouldn't think anyone else would be able to write lyrics this good.

I can't get her off of my brain
I just wanna go, to the party she gon' go
Can't somebody take me home?
Haha, hehe, haha, ho

are the lyrics to "if u seek amy" by britney spears based on a poem by robert louis stevenson or edgar allan poe or some other literary genius? it reminds me of their work and i wouldn't think anyone else would be able to write lyrics this good.

I can't get her off of my brain
I just wanna go, to the party she gon' go
Can't somebody take me home?
Haha, hehe, haha, ho
lmao

are the lyrics to "if u seek amy" by britney spears based on a poem by robert louis stevenson or edgar allan poe or some other literary genius? it reminds me of their work and i wouldn't think anyone else would be able to write lyrics this good.

I can't get her off of my brain
I just wanna go, to the party she gon' go
Can't somebody take me home?
Haha, hehe, haha, ho
It's Dickinson.

The ganzfeld procedure has three phases which have been developed over decades of critical analysis. It usually requires three participants: an experimenter, a sender and a receiver. The sender tries to transmit information about a target to the receiver by telepathy. The ganzfeld is designed to create a clear separation of the receiver, sender, and experimenter so that there can be no sensory leakage which might influence the outcome. The ganzfeld is meant to create results which are unambiguously telepathic. Each ganzfeld session requires about 90 minutes, and constitutes a single data point. The three phases of the experiment consists of preparation, sending, and judging the outcome.

The Ganzfeld procedure exposes the participant to 'unstructured' sensations usually by placing half ping-pong balls over the eyes so they can only see diffuse white light and by playing white noise through headphones.

It is probably best known for its uses in parapsychology experiments, but it is also used to induce hallucinations and sensory distortions which are much more likely to occur in the absence of clearly defined sensory experiences.

It's Dickinson.
ok, thanks. yeah, i guess the "haha hehe" part kind of seems like his touch.

ok, thanks. yeah, i guess the "haha hehe" part kind of seems like his touch.
her*

and she was fond of using apostrophies instead of the letter g, too.

her*

and she was fond of using apostrophies instead of the letter g, too.
damn, mixed her up with charles dickins. :grr: so easy to do with their last names both having dicks.

nevermoreeeeeeee, ravens, lenore, dark and dreary.

her*

and she was fond of using apostrophies instead of the letter g, too.
is that john stewart and one of his childrens in your av?

I can't believe how much entertainment I'm getting out of this.

http://oracleofbacon.org/

i took your words, and i believed in everything you said to me.
Sweet :D

I got that tooo.
LOLLL! :D It is true though I don't like Diet Pop or Margarine :eek:

']LOLLL! :D It is true though I don't like Diet Pop or Margarine :eek:
ha yeah, diet soda gives me a headache :o

Am I hallucinating or is my post count stuck on 6,995?

Guess I'm hallucinating. Carry on.

Guess I'm hallucinating. Carry on.
The Ganzfeld procedure exposes the participant to 'unstructured' sensations usually by placing half ping-pong balls over the eyes so they can only see diffuse white light and by playing white noise through headphones.

It is probably best known for its uses in parapsychology experiments, but it is also used to induce hallucinations and sensory distortions which are much more likely to occur in the absence of clearly defined sensory experiences.

and there were green alligators and long necked geese, some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees, some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born, you're never gonna see no unicorn!

Thank you, Mrs. Sliker, the crazy elementary school music teacher who believed she was a broadway director, for introducing this wonderful song into the lives of so many children, including myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J60LNkqsxz8

yup

and there were green alligators and long necked geese, some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees, some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born, you're never gonna see no unicorn!
http://maine.craigslist.org/rnr/991631610.html

http://maine.craigslist.org/rnr/991631610.html
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rnr/964514051.html
LOL that guys insane

is that john stewart and one of his childrens in your av?
WHY YES IT IS.

I found the picture and "awww"ed out loud. :lol: Maggie is so cute. :)

WHY YES IT IS.

I found the picture and "awww"ed out loud. :lol: Maggie is so cute. :)
aww I know :D I've only ever seen a pic of him with his son. How cute!

I can't believe how much entertainment I'm getting out of this.

http://oracleofbacon.org/
:rofl:

aww I know :D I've only ever seen a pic of him with his son. How cute!
Yeah, lol. I like that she's like awkwardly grabbing his head. :lol:

:rofl:
lol I literally cannot find one actor or actress that has more than 2 degress of separation from Bacon.

LOL that guys insane
yes he is - WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR I.D. BRACELET!!?!

yes he is - WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR I.D. BRACELET!!?!
It's past visiting hours.

lol I literally cannot find one actor or actress that has more than 2 degress of separation from Bacon.
i found one that had 3, but I dont remember who it was...

Jon Heder, Jon Stewart, and Gary Gulman all have 3.

i found one that had 3, but I dont remember who it was...
Hugo Chávez has a Kevin Bacon number of infinity.

Hugo Chávez cannot be linked to Kevin Bacon using only feature films. Do you want to include documentaries or TV shows?

Jon Heder, Jon Stewart, and Gary Gulman all have 3.
Genius! :woohoo: Well, Heder and Stewart both have 2, though. Gulman DOES have 3.

Hugo Chávez has a Kevin Bacon number of infinity.

Hugo Chávez cannot be linked to Kevin Bacon using only feature films. Do you want to include documentaries or TV shows?
lol it can only be actors

what - you got somethin against South American dictators? :snob:

what - you got somethin against South American dictators? :snob:
Yes and so does Kevin Bacon...Xinfinity.

Yes and so does Kevin Bacon...Xinfinity.
LOL

Yes and so does Kevin Bacon...Xinfinity.
LOL

Yes and so does Kevin Bacon...Xinfinity.
That sounds like a perfume.

XINFINITY BY KEVIN BACON

lulz it's funny reading the politics board for a long time and getting used to seeing everyone all pissed off at each other, and then reading this thread.

That sounds like a perfume.

XINFINITY BY KEVIN BACON
:lol:

lulz it's funny reading the politics board for a long time and getting used to seeing everyone all pissed off at each other, and then reading this thread.
arguing politics is completely unproductive; no one will ever convince anyone of anything, no one will ever change their minds and it will never solve anything.

...and they DO have free democratic elections in Venezula, you can vote for Hugo Chavez, or you can vote for Hugo Chávez. (but you better be careful, or the death squad will come and try to "win" your vote) :snob:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=4109685&postcount=119

BABY I CAN SEE YOUR HALO

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=4109685&postcount=119
:rofl:

:rofl:
now yer in the loop

I've submitted my FAFSA. :D

I've submitted my FAFSA. :D
omg that ****ing thing gave me gray hairs. i didn't even want their help with my tuition but some company i'm with required me to fill it out. the online application is the most technologically impaired piece of crap i've ever seen. when i submitted the registration for my pin number, it ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVORITE COLOR WAS as if i were retrieving a lost password. i was just like WTF and typed in "pink", and it was like "sorry, that is not correct." i had to register over and over for about 20 minutes until it finally accepted the registration instead of asking me for my favorite color. i had to register a pin account for my dad as well and the same thing happened all over again...my brother filled his out the next day and he had the exact same experience. then last month i had to login to my account. i'd forgotten my pin number so i used the security question and TOTALLY entered exactly what i had put, but it kept saying it was wrong. so i tried a few different possibilities of pin numbers, and when i finally remembered what it was and entered it, i got a message saying that it was going to PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATE my pin due to excessive failed login attempts, but that i could request a new one and they'd email it to me within three days. i did that, a week passed and there was never an email. so i tried to login with my old pin and yeah, it worked, it wasn't deactivated at all. well only one more year of college so hopefully that will be the last time i have to deal with that crappy web site. even the name of the program bugs me because i can't pronounce it. i called the lady who needed the application from me once and i said "i just filled out the fa...the fa...the..." i'm a singer and my mouth can't even handle a word like that. ohno:

omg that ****ing thing gave me gray hairs. i didn't even want their help with my tuition but some company i'm with required me to fill it out. the online application is the most technologically impaired piece of crap i've ever seen. when i submitted the registration for my pin number, it ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVORITE COLOR WAS as if i were retrieving a lost password. i was just like WTF and typed in "pink", and it was like "sorry, that is not correct." i had to register over and over for about 20 minutes until it finally accepted the registration instead of asking me for my favorite color. i had to register a pin account for my dad as well and the same thing happened all over again...my brother filled his out the next day and he had the exact same experience. then last month i had to login to my account. i'd forgotten my pin number so i used the security question and TOTALLY entered exactly what i had put, but it kept saying it was wrong. so i tried a few different possibilities of pin numbers, and when i finally remembered what it was and entered it, i got a message saying that it was going to PERMANENTLY DEACTIVATE my pin due to excessive failed login attempts, but that i could request a new one and they'd email it to me within three days. i did that, a week passed and there was never an email. so i tried to login with my old pin and yeah, it worked, it wasn't deactivated at all. well only one more year of college so hopefully that will be the last time i have to deal with that crappy web site. even the name of the program bugs me because i can't pronounce it. i called the lady who needed the application from me once and i said "i just filled out the fa...the fa...the..." i'm a singer and my mouth can't even handle a word like that. ohno:
yeah, it was kind of a bitch. It took forever. It asked all of these personal questions and my dad was like, "WHY IT NEED TO KNOW THAT?!"

yeah, it was kind of a bitch. It took forever. It asked all of these personal questions and my dad was like, "WHY IT NEED TO KNOW THAT?!"
so you guys got the FAFSA then

yeah the FAFSA is crap

yeah the FAFSA is crap
i herd it clears right up if you get the shot.

i appreciate it on a much deeper level than you... (http://www.amazon.com/APPRECIATE-MUPPETS-DEEPER-T-shirt-Onion/dp/B001EXU11A/ref=pd_sim_b_10)

i herd it clears right up if you get the shot.
*runs to clinic*

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yeah, it was kind of a bitch. It took forever. It asked all of these personal questions and my dad was like, "WHY IT NEED TO KNOW THAT?!"
I've been misprouncing it the whole time. I used to say FAST-FUH, but it's FAF-SA. URG.

Lynn says:
I'M 13 AND MY GOAL IS TO BE A POLE DANCER!

Lynn says:
I'M 13 AND MY GOAL IS TO BE A POLE DANCER!
LOL

I've been misprouncing it the whole time. I used to say FAST-FUH, but it's FAF-SA. URG.
lol I'm always tempted to say FASFA.

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Ahhh! *saves* :D

Lynn says:
I'M 13 AND MY GOAL IS TO BE A POLE DANCER!
I had sex for a double cheeseburger with bacon. DON'T HATE. :rolleyes:

Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
these are just whores sucking your goods cause your cool
Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
they just want your body they dont want YOU
Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
i know YOU and i want YOU why dont you please me
-

Joe btw.

i know that i've got issues, but you're pretty messed up too!

lol I'm always tempted to say FASFA.
that's how i say it. otherwise my mouth just stops in mid-word or i have to say it slower beyond reason.

Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
these are just whores sucking your goods cause your cool
Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
they just want your body they dont want YOU
Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
i know YOU and i want YOU why dont you please me
-

Joe btw.
LOL

Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
these are just whores sucking your goods cause your cool
Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
they just want your body they dont want YOU
Let's play house...I'm the mommy, you're the tranny. says (12:38 AM):
i know YOU and i want YOU why dont you please me
-

Joe btw.
that was about z100

....im not even kidding. i need help.

This is the story of a girl named Lardy.

Early morning, she wakes up
Bacon and eggs times four
Time for hash browns, perfectly browned
The toilet is what she’ll be waiting for
And they go, isn’t she lardy
This obese black girl

And they say she’s so lardy, she’s a whale
And she eats eats eats til her fat expands baby
If theres no cheeseburgers left in the fridge
Then where does she keep getting them from?

Lost in a hot dog, with mustard
And theres no one there to take the fourteen layer cake away
And she lifts her leg and the room keeps shakin
But tell me what happens if she faints?

And they go, isn’t she lardy
This obese black girl

And they say she’s so lardy, she’s a whale
And she eats eats eats til her fat expands baby
If theres no cheeseburgers left in the fridge
Then where does she keep getting them from?

“OH NO HERE COMES LARDY!!!!!! SHE’S HERE EVERYONE HIDE!!!! MAKE SURE SHE DOESN’T FALL ON ANYONE OR SHE’LL KILL THEM!!!”
“And the winner of the pie eating contest is….LARDY!”

She is so lardy
Why won’t she put down the muffin?
Hey why is everything missing from my fridge
Oh I guess Lardy came last night
And they say she’s so lardy, she’s a whale
And she eats eats eats til her fat expands baby
If theres no cheeseburgers left in the fridge
Then where does she keep getting them from?

I SMELL A GRAMMY.

I SMELL A GRAMMY.
agreed 100% jmo

Joe says:
hey everyone i'm in a ------ :]

Fill in the blanks! What was young Joseph in? OOH I WONDER! :OOO

:rofl:

AND IT WAS =) not :] :(

ahem

:rofl:

AND IT WAS =) not :] :(
so ur rly in a #$@#!@#1 then =)

I GOT RABIES FO LURMIN

<------TOMORROW...TOMMORROW...IS ONLY A DAAAAAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAY

here we are, lying here, it's our last final goodnight, just because it feels so good...no use pretending we're alright. too many locks, too many crimes, too many tears, too many lies....too many barriers :(

here we are, lying here, it's our last final goodnight, just because it feels so good...no use pretending we're alright. too many locks, too many crimes, too many tears, too many lies....too many barriers :(
I was shaking my ass in the streets, I’m wrong and just walked in and it’s early mornin’, Bump, bump ‘til the break of dawnin’ it don’t stop ‘til the early mornin’

<------TOMORROW...TOMMORROW...IS ONLY A DAAAAAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
What's tomorrow? Is it a surpriseeeee?

What's tomorrow? Is it a surpriseeeee?
its "National Pluck Your Own Broccoli Day"

here we are, lying here, it's our last final goodnight, just because it feels so good...no use pretending we're alright. too many locks, too many crimes, too many tears, too many lies....too many barriers :(
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the CC Random banner is freaking sexy......

the CC Random banner is freaking sexy......
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we were both young when i first saw you :eek: :D :woohoo: party:

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W..T...F? LOL



Yeah the random posts banner is AWESOME!

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I wanna resurrect SCHLAMBO: There's an Amish in the Military!

I wanna resurrect SCHLAMBO: There's an Amish in the Military!
do it.

I can't remember the details, someone should write this stuff down.

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Lady Gorgeous!

do it.

I can't remember the details, someone should write this stuff down.
Will Ferrell as an amish guy who joins the military and becomes a top gun jet fighter pilot. Think Top Gun with an amish Will Ferrell instead of Tom Cruise and total hilariousness and craziness

we were both young when i first saw you :eek: :D :woohoo: party:
Eye close my eyes and the flashbacks starts.

Eye close my eyes and the flashbacks starts.
im standin there, on the balcony and summer air.

im standin there, on the balcony and summer air.
See the lights, see the party, the ballgowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say hello
Little did I know

See the lights, see the party, the ballgowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say hello
Little did I know
dont go ninjin nobody that dont need ninjin!

whoops!

whoops!
lOL

My president is black, my Lambo's blue

Here's my registry link at Target if you guys wanna send me something in a few months for graduation. :woohoo:
http://www.target.com/lists/1BV6VMTYT0OAG

Here's my registry link at Target if you guys wanna send me something in a few months for graduation. :woohoo:
http://www.target.com/lists/1BV6VMTYT0OAG
what about for your WEDDING?

what about for your WEDDING?
just this past weekend we had the Monster Truck Show and Bridal Fair at the local arena

just this past weekend we had the Monster Truck Show and Bridal Fair at the local arena
LOL

what about for your WEDDING?
man, i'm the best wedding arranger in town. all i need is a picture of the wedding after it's already taken place.

man, i'm the best wedding arranger in town. all i need is a picture of the wedding after it's already taken place.
:rofl: I've seen your work.

WHEN I ARRIVE. I-I BRING THE FI-YAH.

You are going to carry your shorts?

Yes, I am going to carry them.

the best thread of the decade?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=239659

the best thread of the decade?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=239659
i find this highly offensive.

~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
they should cut the crap and start censoring songs with elephant noises
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
LOL I dont even get how the noise was relevant to the song
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
All of the boys and all of the girls are beginning to [elephant noise[
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
:rotflmao:
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
beggging*
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
Begging to Elephant me
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
LOL Beginning
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
it sounds like you mean theyre turning into animals
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
Some days I'm a super elephant
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
im laughing at that LOL
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
Sounds like she's horrified and exclaiming that someone is bearing down o nher
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
:rotflmao:
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
*on
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:08 PM):
I might as well take a [elephant noise][ and put it to his head get it over with
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
GOD
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
OH NO! ALL OF THE BOYS AND ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE BEGINNING TO....
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:08 PM):
:rotflmao:
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
LOL GOD
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
*Elephant noises*

the best thread of the decade?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=239659
It's definitely up there...just like Canada. *drums/crickets*

the best thread of the decade?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=239659
who the fukk are you

~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
they should cut the crap and start censoring songs with elephant noises
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
LOL I dont even get how the noise was relevant to the song
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
All of the boys and all of the girls are beginning to [elephant noise[
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
:rotflmao:
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
beggging*
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
Begging to Elephant me
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
LOL Beginning
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
it sounds like you mean theyre turning into animals
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
Some days I'm a super elephant
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
im laughing at that LOL
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
Sounds like she's horrified and exclaiming that someone is bearing down o nher
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
:rotflmao:
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
*on
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:08 PM):
I might as well take a [elephant noise][ and put it to his head get it over with
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
GOD
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
OH NO! ALL OF THE BOYS AND ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE BEGINNING TO....
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:08 PM):
:rotflmao:
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
LOL GOD
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
*Elephant noises*
Stunning conversations that we have..

~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
they should cut the crap and start censoring songs with elephant noises
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
LOL I dont even get how the noise was relevant to the song
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
All of the boys and all of the girls are beginning to [elephant noise[
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
:rotflmao:
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
beggging*
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
Begging to Elephant me
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:07 PM):
LOL Beginning
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
it sounds like you mean theyre turning into animals
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:07 PM):
Some days I'm a super elephant
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:07 PM):
im laughing at that LOL
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
Sounds like she's horrified and exclaiming that someone is bearing down o nher
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
:rotflmao:
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
*on
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:08 PM):
I might as well take a [elephant noise][ and put it to his head get it over with
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
GOD
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
OH NO! ALL OF THE BOYS AND ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE BEGINNING TO....
~Super Virgin Vincheezy~ says (10:08 PM):
:rotflmao:
~*Super Virgin Lynnduh*~ says (10:08 PM):
LOL GOD
~Super Virgin Ithiel~ says (10:08 PM):
*Elephant noises* :rotflmao: Better than talking about John Boy's Mole thats for sure l0L

New av!

i feel the adreline runnin through my veins

i got a tip for you joe - that's not adrenaline, its non-dairy cheese substitute.

i feel the adreline runnin through my veins
Hey Joseph Anthony 1.0 ;) :lol:

Hey Joseph Anthony 1.0 ;) :lol:
ugh, i accidentally the whole thng.

Also du machst mit deiner Freundin herum, als das Telefon plötzlich klingelt. Du gehst ran und die Stimme am Telefon sagt: "WAS MACHST DU DA MIT MEINER TOCHTER?" Aber dann erzählt dir deine Freundin, dass ihr Vater schon seit drei Jahren tot ist. ABER WER WAR DANN AM TELEFON?

ugh, i accidentally the whole thng.
LOL

I caught a glimpse of heaven. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRU8-RFP53U&feature=related)

i got a tip for you joe - that's not adrenaline, its non-dairy cheese substitute.
:rofl:

Also du machst mit deiner Freundin herum, als das Telefon plötzlich klingelt. Du gehst ran und die Stimme am Telefon sagt: "WAS MACHST DU DA MIT MEINER TOCHTER?" Aber dann erzählt dir deine Freundin, dass ihr Vater schon seit drei Jahren tot ist. ABER WER WAR DANN AM TELEFON?
You make with your friend around when the telephone suddenly rings. You go says ran and the voice at the telephone: "WHAT do YOU MAKE THERE WITH MEAN DAUGHTER?" But then your friend tells you that its father has been dead already for three years. BUT WHO WAS THEN AT THE TELEPHONE?

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this is amAZing:

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I caught a glimpse of heaven. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRU8-RFP53U&feature=related)
sounds PAINFUL

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LOL

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thats HOT

I THOUGHT MR. T WAS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.

Imagine how different the universe would be had American Idol went to UPN as planned instead of FOX

Imagine how different the universe would be had American Idol went to UPN as planned instead of FOX
it would still be boring this year and also rigged.

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Karen!

I will have you all know that I caught AI last night cause Cheryl had it on, and the part with that poor crazy country guy who said "Be careful" and Paula was all "ZoMGHAH THAT'S A THREAT" was totally rediculous. Obviously it was just his red-neck way of saying "take care," but Paula had to let the Crack Gnomes get to her and bitch the poor little fella out. Unbelieveable, Paula. Chill the fux out you crazzzzy bitch.

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LOL

I THOUGHT MR. T WAS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
I think he started out that way...but then broke through the TV or something and became real life.

My president is black, my Lambo's blue
My President is black, but my Lambo is white.

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I see yours in the background, though.

this is amAZing:

http://www.farhadmanjoo.com/ObamaInaugurationHighRes.jpg
Looks like a bunch of ant hills.

You do NOT try to turn the TV when I'm watching Jeopardy, you idiot.

You do NOT try to turn the TV when I'm watching Jeopardy, you idiot.
i'm not allowed to watch jeopardy because i start yelling at the idiots on there.

Karen!

I will have you all know that I caught AI last night cause Cheryl had it on, and the part with that poor crazy country guy who said "Be careful" and Paula was all "ZoMGHAH THAT'S A THREAT" was totally rediculous. Obviously it was just his red-neck way of saying "take care," but Paula had to let the Crack Gnomes get to her and bitch the poor little fella out. Unbelieveable, Paula. Chill the fux out you crazzzzy bitch.

Hey Ashlee! :wave: I didn't really wanna come back to SO, but I wanted to see if there was any frenzy going on in the Politics board after the inauguration of our new President. :o So terrible of me. All I'll say is that some things never change. :lol: Hope you all are well. :heart:

LMFAO, I totally missed that. THAT'S what it was? :rotflmao:

Whenever I make friends, I like to make two at a time. There's just something about the trio concept that's so spiffy.

i wish i could put all of Works For Me in my sig :mad:

Hey Ashlee! :wave: I didn't really wanna come back to SO, but I wanted to see if there was any frenzy going on in the Politics board after the inauguration of our new President. :o So terrible of me. All I'll say is that some things never change. :lol: Hope you all are well. :heart:

LMFAO, I totally missed that. THAT'S what it was? :rotflmao:
Well, I'm glad to see you back. It's nice to have you around :). I'm doing good, how are you?

Yup. Paula's a crazy ho.

i wish i could put all of Works For Me in my sig :mad:
you wildman you!

you wildman you!
LOL

LOL
that's what I love about Joe, he's always living on the edge, never afraid to face his fears and embrace the DANGER

that's what I love about Joe, he's always living on the edge, never afraid to face his fears and embrace the DANGER
LOL yeah he's kidna like SCHLAMBO!

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lol, I saw that this morning on the website.

Whenever I make friends, I like to make two at a time. There's just something about the trio concept that's so spiffy.
plus if one accidentally gets blown up, you always have a spare. :nod:

i have a suggestion for the Chit Chat board:



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i have a suggestion for the Chit Chat board:



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:rotflmao: :clap

i have a suggestion for the Chit Chat board:



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i have a suggestion for the Chit Chat board:



http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=154 (http://bacolicio.us/http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=154)
:rofl:

i have a suggestion for the Chit Chat board:



http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=154 (http://bacolicio.us/http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?f=154)
:lol:

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What the frik...is THAT?

What the frik...is THAT?
i thiink its from an episode of Little House on the Prairie

i thiink its from an episode of Little House on the Prairie
I believe it.

Needs more MacGyver...

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80511436/

we are trying out our new indoor grill tonight - i'll let you know if i burn da house DOWN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RyYcDh2EMY&feature=related

Joe says (3:56 AM):
imagine him helping a woman give birht
Joe says (3:56 AM):
to a child
TF says (3:57 AM):
Billy Mays: GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T KID
Lynn says (3:57 AM):
he'd scare the kid back up into her vagina.
Kelsey says (3:57 AM):
:rotflmao:
TF says (3:57 AM):
Billy Mays: NOW, NOW, D*MN IT!!!!!!!!!
Lynn says (3:57 AM):
im lollin so hard at that
Joe says (3:57 AM):
omg the kid going back :rofl:
Joe says (3:58 AM):
SHYUT I DONT WANNA BE IN THE SAME WORLD AS THAT GUY
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
im dying :rotflmao:
TF says (3:58 AM):
Billy Mays: KID I AM GOING TO F*CK YOUR GOD D@MN UGLY A$$ FACE UP IF YOU DONT CRAWL OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW
Joe says (3:58 AM):
omg
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
i imagine the baby coming out, crying and then slithering back in
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
GOD LOL
Joe says (3:58 AM):
omg
Joe says (3:58 AM):
IM DYING
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
i cant breathe :rofl:

we are trying out our new indoor grill tonight - i'll let you know if i burn da house DOWN.
SWEET. Good luck not burning the house down. :grady:

CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

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CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

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That was HILARIOUS :rotflmao:

Joe says (3:56 AM):
imagine him helping a woman give birht
Joe says (3:56 AM):
to a child
TF says (3:57 AM):
Billy Mays: GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T KID
Lynn says (3:57 AM):
he'd scare the kid back up into her vagina.
Kelsey says (3:57 AM):
:rotflmao:
TF says (3:57 AM):
Billy Mays: NOW, NOW, D*MN IT!!!!!!!!!
Lynn says (3:57 AM):
im lollin so hard at that
Joe says (3:57 AM):
omg the kid going back :rofl:
Joe says (3:58 AM):
SHYUT I DONT WANNA BE IN THE SAME WORLD AS THAT GUY
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
im dying :rotflmao:
TF says (3:58 AM):
Billy Mays: KID I AM GOING TO F*CK YOUR GOD D@MN UGLY A$$ FACE UP IF YOU DONT CRAWL OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW
Joe says (3:58 AM):
omg
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
i imagine the baby coming out, crying and then slithering back in
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
GOD LOL
Joe says (3:58 AM):
omg
Joe says (3:58 AM):
IM DYING
Lynn says (3:58 AM):
i cant breathe :rofl:
:rotflmao:!!! What caused that convo?

CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

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that poor doggie - why no one give him CUPCAKES?!?!

CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

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:rofl: Poor dog.

If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
im talking to someone named ashleY on yes.com
If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
is dat u
"THAT'S A THREAT!" says Paula as a Crack Gnome crawls out of her nose. says (10:49 PM):
tell her to **** off and fix her damn name
If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
:rotflmao:
"THAT'S A THREAT!" says Paula as a Crack Gnome crawls out of her nose. says (10:49 PM):
dumb bitch

If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
im talking to someone named ashleY on yes.com
If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
is dat u
"THAT'S A THREAT!" says Paula as a Crack Gnome crawls out of her nose. says (10:49 PM):
tell her to **** off and fix her damn name
If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
:rotflmao:
"THAT'S A THREAT!" says Paula as a Crack Gnome crawls out of her nose. says (10:49 PM):
dumb bitch
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what does it mean to "practice" safe sex? use a vibrator with a condom?

what does it mean to "practice" safe sex? use a vibrator with a condom?
:rofl: