:lol: no more toys for Jack

:-O IT'S ALIVE

OMG you guys - !!!!

http://www.all-lies.com/legends/scary/envelopes.shtml

The Dangers of Licking Envelopes

Submitted March 2005

Dear God and by all that is holy, whatever you do, don't lick envelopes! I used to work for Giles & Rothenstein Enclosure Containment and Postal Facilitation Products (an envelope company), and the supervisor in the Chicago plant told us not to lick envelopes because they would often find dead rats at the bottom of the glue barrel. Grody! And one time a worker in one of the plants died and because he was an illegal immigrant and his family didn't have money for a funeral, they put the body in one of the barrels until arrangements could be made, but everyone forgot about it and people started using the glue from the dead body barrel on envelopes! This went on for weeks!

In the factory I work in they told me that when the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy to thin out the glue. This includes water that they just mopped the floor with or human urine (because it's "naturally sterile," if you believe that baloney). They once even used human blood mixed with deadly nightshade and a hand of glory, which caused the machine to come to life and kill a guy and made all the envelopes cursed! Since then, I've avoided licking envelopes.

A woman who worked in a Calfornia post office in California licked envelopes and postage stamps (even self-adhesive ones) instead of using a sponge because she liked the taste. One day she cut her tongue on an envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue, and it started to shake like crazy. She called 911, and after describing the condition they told her to run out of the house and get away from other people. A few minutes later, police cars showed up and had a special team with them dressed in full-body suits like astronauts. They had flamethrowers and asked her to stick her tongue out. When she did, they jumped back and raised the flamethrowers, but not before her tongue exploded and sprayed the area with baby poisonous tarantulas! There were tarantula eggs in the envelope glue! This true story was reported on CNN, and so was the one about gangs making extra sharp envelope edges and coating the glue with AIDS virus.

Andy Hume wrote, in An Inquiry Concerning Health and Understanding (1748): "Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. I haven't licked an envelope for years!"

Someone else important and trustworthy said they used to work for a print shop and was told never to lick the envelopes. "I used to think that it was because if we licked all the envelopes, they would stick together and we wouldn't be able to get them apart later when we needed them. But that wasn't the case! I learned the real truth when I had to go into storage and pull out a pile of pre-printed envelops for a customer and saw several battalions of roaches marching around inside a couple of envelope boxes with roach eggs everywhere. Roaches eat the glue on the envelopes and secrete Roach Jelly, much like bees make honey, but Roach Jelly looks, tastes, and behaves exactly like envelope glue so you can't tell the difference, except that after you lick it you're pregnant with roach eggs. After that, I started buying self-sealing type envelopes, until I found out that they can explode (more on that later). Now I just use e-mail or, if I have my radiation helmet on, text messaging."

Please pass this on, to any of your friends that you don't want to suffer horrible disgusting pain and death. Have a nice day!

OMG you guys - !!!!

http://www.all-lies.com/legends/scary/envelopes.shtml
Ew, didn't someone post a thread about that or something before? *still continues to lick envelopes...lolz*

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Internet Annual Maintenance

Found on the Internet in January 1999

Do not connect to the Internet from March 31st at 23:59 p.m. (GMT) through 23:59 p.m. (GMT) the following day. During those hours, the Internet will be closed for cleaning.

As you know, the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours each year for maintenance and automated cleaning. The cleaning process is important to the continued health of the Internet, and removes undeliverable e-mail, unviewed vanity Web sites, Internet phone calls permanently connected to the speaking clock, delayed instant messages, burst packets, and flakes of dried Spam. It also flags for future action sites of significant blog bloat and clips dangerously OT discussion-board threads. It also brews a new batch of Java and checks if anyone is still using Web TV.

In cooperation with private business, this year for the first time both Google and Yahoo's caches will be initialized and refreshed during the cleaning process, allowing for faster, cleaner, more accurate searches after the Net comes back online.

To protect your personal data from deletion, the World Internet Maintenance Consortium asks that you follow these simple steps:

1. Disconnect all computers from their power sources.
2. Switch off any Internet-connected appliances (telephones, refrigerators, copy machines, etc.)
3. Shut down any Internet servers and/or disconnect them from the Internet.
4. Disconnect all computer peripheral devices, including monitors, external storage devices, printers, game controllers, MP3 players, and audio/video piracy stations.
5. Do not connect any computer to the Internet, even just to check e-mail "for a second."
6. Massive multiplayer game aficionados should check into an appropriate facility for the duration and request methadone injections.

We apologize for the inconvenience this process may cause, but assure you that annual maintenance is necessary to keep the Internet running smoothly and stave off the clogging of information pipelines.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Al Gore.

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that's brilliant :rofl:

Evening, folks.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_38002900d65e4c39b4b1f499d317a10a.jpg

Evening, folks.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_38002900d65e4c39b4b1f499d317a10a.jpg
Yo.

Evening, folks.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_38002900d65e4c39b4b1f499d317a10a.jpg
lmao, my what a classy gent you ams.

Internet Annual Maintenance

Found on the Internet in January 1999

Do not connect to the Internet from March 31st at 23:59 p.m. (GMT) through 23:59 p.m. (GMT) the following day. During those hours, the Internet will be closed for cleaning.

As you know, the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours each year for maintenance and automated cleaning. The cleaning process is important to the continued health of the Internet, and removes undeliverable e-mail, unviewed vanity Web sites, Internet phone calls permanently connected to the speaking clock, delayed instant messages, burst packets, and flakes of dried Spam. It also flags for future action sites of significant blog bloat and clips dangerously OT discussion-board threads. It also brews a new batch of Java and checks if anyone is still using Web TV.

In cooperation with private business, this year for the first time both Google and Yahoo's caches will be initialized and refreshed during the cleaning process, allowing for faster, cleaner, more accurate searches after the Net comes back online.

To protect your personal data from deletion, the World Internet Maintenance Consortium asks that you follow these simple steps:

1. Disconnect all computers from their power sources.
2. Switch off any Internet-connected appliances (telephones, refrigerators, copy machines, etc.)
3. Shut down any Internet servers and/or disconnect them from the Internet.
4. Disconnect all computer peripheral devices, including monitors, external storage devices, printers, game controllers, MP3 players, and audio/video piracy stations.
5. Do not connect any computer to the Internet, even just to check e-mail "for a second."
6. Massive multiplayer game aficionados should check into an appropriate facility for the duration and request methadone injections.

We apologize for the inconvenience this process may cause, but assure you that annual maintenance is necessary to keep the Internet running smoothly and stave off the clogging of information pipelines.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Al Gore.
lmao. had to swiffer the dust out of the intertubes I guess.

Internet Annual Maintenance

Found on the Internet in January 1999

Do not connect to the Internet from March 31st at 23:59 p.m. (GMT) through 23:59 p.m. (GMT) the following day. During those hours, the Internet will be closed for cleaning.

As you know, the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours each year for maintenance and automated cleaning. The cleaning process is important to the continued health of the Internet, and removes undeliverable e-mail, unviewed vanity Web sites, Internet phone calls permanently connected to the speaking clock, delayed instant messages, burst packets, and flakes of dried Spam. It also flags for future action sites of significant blog bloat and clips dangerously OT discussion-board threads. It also brews a new batch of Java and checks if anyone is still using Web TV.

In cooperation with private business, this year for the first time both Google and Yahoo's caches will be initialized and refreshed during the cleaning process, allowing for faster, cleaner, more accurate searches after the Net comes back online.

To protect your personal data from deletion, the World Internet Maintenance Consortium asks that you follow these simple steps:

1. Disconnect all computers from their power sources.
2. Switch off any Internet-connected appliances (telephones, refrigerators, copy machines, etc.)
3. Shut down any Internet servers and/or disconnect them from the Internet.
4. Disconnect all computer peripheral devices, including monitors, external storage devices, printers, game controllers, MP3 players, and audio/video piracy stations.
5. Do not connect any computer to the Internet, even just to check e-mail "for a second."
6. Massive multiplayer game aficionados should check into an appropriate facility for the duration and request methadone injections.

We apologize for the inconvenience this process may cause, but assure you that annual maintenance is necessary to keep the Internet running smoothly and stave off the clogging of information pipelines.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Al Gore.
lmao. had to swiffer the dust out of the intertubes I guess.

double posts always have to be announced as if they aren't obvious! :triplets

I'm watching tourettes guy. :rofl: it's funny, but it's sad, too.

I'm watching tourettes guy. :rofl: it's funny, but it's sad, too.
LOL

I'm watching tourettes guy. :rofl: it's funny, but it's sad, too.
:rofl: i love tourette's guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCK0HmfZI74 best ever.

:rofl: i love tourette's guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCK0HmfZI74 best ever.
I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THE SONG. :rofl:
BALLS.

I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THE SONG. :rofl:
BALLS.
LOL I saw that years ago

LOL I saw that years ago
still funny tho :lol:

still funny tho :lol:
LOL yup

LOL yup
Jeez, Jack, that is just MORBIDLY OBESE.

Jeez, Jack, that is just MORBIDLY OBESE.
HEY - stop lookin at his gut, he's WORKIN on it.

i just discovered that my mom checks my facebook page - ANOTHER reason why I don't use it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpT0yVmJRKg

omggggggggg my luggage apparently got left at a midway airport in chicago. i am not having fun.

omggggggggg my luggage apparently got left at a midway airport in chicago. i am not having fun.
ughh I saw that in the complaint department. shiitttt :(

ahh, they got my stuff back. and there was much rejoicing.

ahh, they got my stuff back. and there was much rejoicing.
Good! Ugh, I would've been so pissed.

Im calculating how many posts I made in each year

2001: 4

2002: 4675


2003: 24,197

2004: 23,624

2005: 10,625

2006: 24.047

2007: 5,454

2008: 6,291


2009 so far : 397


All in my profile adds up to 99,314 , so that means I have 216 ( 217 now) missing from my profile. :eek:

Here's to you Jack!

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Here's to you Jack!

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w317/kelydawson/gifs/veronicacheers2.gif
Thanks!

Here's to you Jack!

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w317/kelydawson/gifs/veronicacheers2.gif
awww I miss Veronica Mars :(

congrats on 217 Jack !

this crush aiint

this crush aiint
Going away?




( let's all get on this thread and post

Zero Gravity is SO FREAKING AMAZING. why isnt it on the album? :( RE-RELEASE PLZ.

Going away?




( let's all get on this thread and post
im so sick and tired of being sick and tired.

im so sick and tired of being sick and tired.
http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/6vc3bq4ldq2u6anvmemw.jpg

awww I miss Veronica Mars :(

congrats on 217 Jack !
I know, me too. I really hope that the movie will happen.

im so sick and tired of being sick and tired.
LOL at this and Ashlee's pic

Going away?




( let's all get on this thread and post
im all over it man

right on man

right on man
:D



COME ON PEOPLE!

:rofl: @ peter saying "GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" in the new family guy episode. i totally do that sometimes when i talk.

:rofl: @ peter saying "GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" in the new family guy episode. i totally do that sometimes when i talk.
ROFLEEESSS. :rofl: I loled so hard at that.

i think i missed that one

our local CW station airs the show in syndication and they have these promos where they have some local Joe Schmoe guy try to talk about his fav parts of Family Guy but he is laughing too hard and possibly quite drunk and then they flip back and forth between that and a scene from FG - specifically the part where Peter has the piece of wood going through him and he's panicking and then its one of those phony gag board-through-the-gut gag thingees

yup.

BEST SOUTH PARK EVER

saving it for later

BEST SOUTH PARK EVER
We wear riiiings on our fingers to remind us what we cannot do!

Why am I strapped to this hospital bed?

"First your eyes, then your skin
We will make you feel born again
No More Me, my friend"

A shiny scalpel is in the Master's hand
His Wife has got the jars for Blood, she keeps one near
I fear for my life, No More Me
I fear there will be No More Me at all
Is this goodbye, sweet life?

Scalpel cuts, eyelids drop
Into a jar...I'm crying Blood
Fingers pull my eyeballs out
Scissors snap...I bleed a lot

They set my eyes into this Puppet's head
And still my eyes can see, I'm looking back at myself
And what I see is No More Me at all
I have no eyes

My veins feel like worms
Drying in the sun... this takes too long
Stripping skin from all my bones
Pain too strong...my senses they go numb

All of my Blood is now in little jars
I should be dead by now, but I am still
I am still alive inside my eyes
And I see Emerencia throw my carcass in the trash

^ aw, it's like that post evacuated the spam thread before it got deleted! :biglove:

We wear riiiings on our fingers to remind us what we cannot do!
LOL and Mickey Mouse going Les Grossman on everyone's ass

^ aw, it's like that post evacuated the spam thread before it got deleted! :biglove:
i don't throw out the honey with the worms - or however that saying goes.

LOL and Mickey Mouse going Les Grossman on everyone's ass
babaayyyyyyyy

a buddy's status:

"Doesn't like computers, doesn't know how to send an email, and sure as hell ain't gonna high five ya."

BEST SOUTH PARK EVER
LOL it was awesome~

']LOL it was awesome~
Sure was!

Great sig!

"i only have diamonds, clubs, and spades," said tom heartlessly.

"i only have diamonds, clubs, and spades," said tom heartlessly.
LULZ

go fish.

go fish.
King me.

oh, i'm sorry, lois. i just thought that if i shook him enough, he would stop crying.
i was kind of right.

oh and i need to convince my school's musical theatre department to do a production of that OJ simpson opera.

oh and i need to convince my school's musical theatre department to do a production of that OJ simpson opera.
lOL that was awesome!

FINALLY JACK YOUR SIGGY IS FIXED. :woohoo:

Sure was!

Great sig!
Thanks! :D

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/rfvo1chy92xpqpr306tu.jpg

']Thanks! :D
Youre welcome!

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/rfvo1chy92xpqpr306tu.jpg
I can has Santa outfit?

yaaaaaay new myspace picture.

yaaaaaay new myspace picture.
:rofl: wtf?

that pop-up for the "Show Your Full Name" feature is stupid and misleading - it gives you only one option "YES" to turn it on and continue to Myspace, and no option to continue WITHOUT enabling the feature, so is this now a MANDATORY feature?

Tom is being an idiot again :rolleyes:

:rofl: wtf?
http://www.holytaco.com/whats

that pop-up for the "Show Your Full Name" feature is stupid and misleading - it gives you only one option "YES" to turn it on and continue to Myspace, and no option to continue WITHOUT enabling the feature, so is this now a MANDATORY feature?

Tom is being an idiot again :rolleyes:
It gave me the option to say no on mine...

http://www.holytaco.com/whats
:lol:

:rofl: wtf?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnLD8Ho2Gy8

only nonmoving pictures, but still hilarious :rofl:

URGH, my cat totally stepped on the exact sequence of buttons on my synthesizer and recorded over a song i had on there. plus my toe looks like it's about to explode from all the fungus that's growing in it.

URGH, my cat totally stepped on the exact sequence of buttons on my synthesizer and recorded over a song i had on there. plus my toe looks like it's about to explode from all the fungus that's growing in it.
:(

we have a cat that waits for robyn to leave her computer, as soon as she does the cat hops into her chair and starts typing away talking to all of robyn's friends on Warcraft

OK, i've got fish sticks for EVERYBODY - who's up?

would it cost a lot of money or time to take my laptop to a computer place and have one of the keys on the keyboard properly re-installed? usually these things are easy to snap back into place but my damn N key goes flying like every third time i hit it.

would it cost a lot of money or time to take my laptop to a computer place and have one of the keys on the keyboard properly re-installed? usually these things are easy to snap back into place but my damn N key goes flying like every third time i hit it.
It shouldn't. Just call up there and see.

Hello Randomers. This board BELONGS to you, doesn't it? :)

nothing brings me down when you're arooound its like zero gravity!

i havent posted here since like February 23rd or something o_O

Hello Randomers. This board BELONGS to you, doesn't it? :)
All of SO belongs to us. bwahahahaha.

i havent posted here since like February 23rd or something o_O
ohno:

All of SO belongs to us. bwahahahaha.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

All of SO belongs to us. bwahahahaha.

But Janice still reigns supreme. :)

All of SO belongs to us. bwahahahaha.
its true :)

ohno:
i am now here

its true :)
:nod:

i am now here

For a second I read that as "I am new here". If one could have over 68,000 posts and still be considered new, I wonder how many posts you'd have to have to be considered a regular.

:nod:
You only have about 375 posts to go! :o

You only have about 375 posts to go! :o
I know!:D

But Janice still reigns supreme. :)
No.

I know!:D
373

You should have like, a countdown with each post. Like, how many posts you have left.

373

You should have like, a countdown with each post. Like, how many posts you have left.
Awesome idea!

Awesome idea!
372

would it cost a lot of money or time to take my laptop to a computer place and have one of the keys on the keyboard properly re-installed? usually these things are easy to snap back into place but my damn N key goes flying like every third time i hit it.
a lot of those places have a minimum charge - never take it to Best Buy or you'll pay $75 bucks just for them to look at it.

does it have the "H" clips? is the key itself broken, or does it not clip back in properly?

i am now here
proove it :snob:

Awesome idea!
and after you get past 100,000 you should only post in German Lymerics!

a lot of those places have a minimum charge - never take it to Best Buy or you'll pay $75 bucks just for them to look at it.

does it have the "H" clips? is the key itself broken, or does it not clip back in properly?
yeah, it doesn't look like anything is broken or missing. it has some things on the back that appear to fit into the keyboard, but i can't get all of it snapped in.

sometimes it helps to get a pair of fine tweezers; clip one side in then tilt it up and use the tweezers to grab the clip, squeeze the two sides together and snap the key down unto it

sometimes it helps to get a pair of fine tweezers; clip one side in then tilt it up and use the tweezers to grab the clip, squeeze the two sides together and snap the key down unto it
ok, fixed. :grr: thx!

di nada

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=38936

Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic

sometimes, i don't even know why i visit the politics board.

person 1: "my favorite color is green."
person 2: "green?! HA! what an IMBECILE you are! green is the worst color ever! it can't even think for itself, it had to steal from blue and yellow! at least red has an identity of its own! green is usually the color associated with poison! you must LIKE it when people die of poisoning! all of you green-lovers obviously have no respect for the color spectrum! you all seriously need to get your eyes and your brains checked! or better yet, why don't you all go poison yourselves since you love the color of it so much!"

Awesome idea!
You can do it Jack~ :woohoo: If I still posted like I did in 2003 I bet we would be having a post race right now :lol:

']You can do it Jack~ :woohoo: If I still posted like I did in 2003 I bet we would be having a post race right now :lol:
LOL we would!

wait a minute, who WAS the Question?

and we can build this dream together stand in stone forever nothing's gonna stop us now and if this world runs out of lovers we'll still have each other nothing's gonna stop usss nowww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XMhu2u7Ik

wait a minute, who WAS the Question?
Who is David Bowie?

']You can do it Jack~ :woohoo: If I still posted like I did in 2003 I bet we would be having a post race right now :lol:
lol mysterion

lol mysterion
i think mysterion was wendy

and we can build this dream together stand in stone forever nothing's gonna stop us now and if this world runs out of lovers we'll still have each other nothing's gonna stop usss nowww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XMhu2u7Ik
Youre lazy just stay in bed
Youre lazy just stay in bed
You dont want no money
You dont want no bread

If youre drowning you dont clutch no straw
If youre drowning you dont clutch no straw
You dont want to live you dont want to cry no more

Well my trying aint done no good
I said my trying aint done no good
You dont make no effort no not like you should

Lazy you just stay in bed
Lazy you just stay in bed
You dont want no money
You dont want no bread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6x8GGXrCFQ&feature=related

....

wait a minute...

i think mysterion was wendy
lol i was so pissed they didn't say

lol i was so pissed they didn't say
LOL ME TOO

:wave: hey everyone! damn i haven't been here since october of last year! :eek:

lol i was so pissed they didn't say
haha, me too. for a second i was thinking the eyebrows looked different and it looked like one of those guys that always said "haha that's gay, we're gay" but i guess not.

haha, me too. for a second i was thinking the eyebrows looked different and it looked like one of those guys that always said "haha that's gay, we're gay" but i guess not.
pshaw yeah who knows

:wave: hey everyone! damn i haven't been here since october of last year! :eek:
you have not missed. a damn thing. :wave:

MSN is a failure.

NVM.

*first post in like a year*

MSN is a failure.

NVM.

*first post in like a year*
LOL

See my pic above!

LOL

See my pic above!
LOL WUT

I see you're a Lambert fan! :)

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/1nl9a78cxmraf2naz9s0.jpg

MSN is a failure.

NVM.

*first post in like a year*
Lynn!

SHE LIVES.

LOL WUT

I see you're a Lambert fan! :)
LOL no thats just a funny pic, I dont hate him though

Lynn!

SHE LIVES.
Hay girl hay :wave:

LOL no thats just a funny pic, I dont hate him though
He's.. entertaining. And I mean that in a good way. :grady:

LOL no thats just a funny pic, I dont hate him though
He's.. entertaining. And I mean that in a good way. :grady:

omg double post o.o

omg double post o.o
there's a tax on those now.

it could be worse though, it could've been a pox on those.

there's a tax on those now.

it could be worse though, it could've been a pox on those.
:rofl:

He's.. entertaining. And I mean that in a good way. :grady:
LOL

wow whuts up?

just in case anyone cares, i actually had a pretty bad day today; but I can't really explain why because I don't want to ruin anyone else'sday, other than to say that I witnessed something really sad and I can't do anything about it.

just in case anyone cares, i actually had a pretty bad day today; but I can't really explain why because I don't want to ruin anyone else'sday, other than to say that I witnessed something really sad and I can't do anything about it.
:(

just in case anyone cares, i actually had a pretty bad day today; but I can't really explain why because I don't want to ruin anyone else'sday, other than to say that I witnessed something really sad and I can't do anything about it.
Roby I'm sorry :(

Roby I'm sorry :(
thanks guys

Roby I'm sorry :(
Ditto :(

just give all your animals an extra hug for me today :heart:

just give all your animals an extra hug for me today :heart:
i will :)

just give all your animals an extra hug for me today :heart:
awwww :(

i will

Did you know that if your child gets kidnapped you can still declare them as a dependent on your income taxes?

The girls across the hall are being annoying as ****. So glad I won't have to deal with that next year.

The girls across the hall are being annoying as ****. So glad I won't have to deal with that next year.
sign them up for that "Girls Gone Wild" thing

is it just me or do several of those FML's have too many unrealistic elements to be believable?

sign them up for that "Girls Gone Wild" thing
They'd probably do it.

is it just me or do several of those FML's have too many unrealistic elements to be believable?
Yeah lol, I doubt a good amount of them are real.

is it just me or do several of those FML's have too many unrealistic elements to be believable?
the internets are serious business.

They'd probably do it.
i keep hoping that some day some poor girl's father catches up with that guy with a baseball bat

i keep hoping that some day some poor girl's father catches up with that guy with a baseball bat
:lol:

Yeah lol, I doubt a good amount of them are real.
haha, glad i'm not the only one who thinks so, i was hoping i wasn't being too cynical. there's no way these ones could be true:

Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML.

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

So when are you Randomers going to take over the other boards?

So when are you Randomers going to take over the other boards?
meh - too much work

So when are you Randomers going to take over the other boards?
been there, done that !

I predict a Chit Chat invasion... :)

I predict a Chit Chat invasion... :)
alright, you lead the charge and we'll go in and loot and pillage afterwards.

haha i think our invading days are over

haha i think our invading days are over
THat explains why I dont yet have 100,000 posts :lol:

alright, you lead the charge and we'll go in and loot and pillage afterwards.

I'm not really the leadership type - Cactus Jack seems more the type to stage a takeover.

By the way - I know some of you used to talk to Nikki (Girl Meets World) when she posted here. Is anyone still in contact with her? She hasn't posted for ages and I wondered why she suddenly disappeared.

THat explains why I dont yet have 100,000 posts :lol:
get back to work

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

haha i think our invading days are over
i remember when i invaded the "that's so raven board" at the same time as you guys did once. :lol:

i keep finding live mice in the damn kitchen trash. pest control aka my cat isn't doing so well with them.

i keep finding live mice in the damn kitchen trash. pest control aka my cat isn't doing so well with them.
sometimes it helps if you put gravy on them

THat explains why I dont yet have 100,000 posts :lol:
Hey Jack if you reply to this post you will have another one added to your total! :wave: :D

']Hey Jack if you reply to this post you will have another one added to your total! :wave: :DThis is a reply

This is a reply
Thanks Jack. :wave:

LOL Aren't we having a nice disscussion on MSN :D

']Thanks Jack. :wave:

LOL Aren't we having a nice disscussion on MSN :D
LOL yeah :lol:

LOL yeah :lol:
XD You stopped talking!

']XD You stopped talking!
Actually he started to talk again just so you all know. XD

This is a reply
"Even taco trucks aren't safe: NPR reported Monday that the Los Angeles-based Mexican-Korean food joint Kogi has a Twitter doppelganger that posts fake locations, menu items, and a 'Taco Bikini Saturday' event."

"Even taco trucks aren't safe: NPR reported Monday that the Los Angeles-based Mexican-Korean food joint Kogi has a Twitter doppelganger that posts fake locations, menu items, and a 'Taco Bikini Saturday' event."
LOL :rotflmao:

This is a reply
excellent post .

edit - :rofl:ed about something that was probably out of the realms of socially acceptable death jokes, so i will replace this post with a picture of my homemade ghost's birthday party.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/lolbirthday.jpg

edit - :rofl:ed about something that was probably out of the realms of socially acceptable death jokes, so i will replace this post with a picture of my homemade ghost's birthday party.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/lolbirthday.jpg
if it wasn't for social acceptability, I'd probably post twice as much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbittLn84cY

urgh i don't understand this ****ing music theory assignment. "The entire composition is based on a single tetrachord that is ________." WTF? what kind of adjective is he looking for? and "The tetrachord of this composition is transposed to B is found in _____" isn't even a proper sentence, nor do i see anything in B to begin with. screw this.

urgh i don't understand this ****ing music theory assignment. "The entire composition is based on a single tetrachord that is ________." WTF? what kind of adjective is he looking for? and "The tetrachord of this composition is transposed to B is found in _____" isn't even a proper sentence, nor do i see anything in B to begin with. screw this.
is he looking for you to identify it as a Major/Minor key or otherwise?

is he looking for you to identify it as a Major/Minor key or otherwise?
i ended up assuming i was supposed to put the interval numbers of the tetrachord since there was recently an assignment about that, and thankfully it was one of the few questions i got right :grr:

Dissertation is plodding along. Target for tomorrow: 700-800 words.

Dissertation is plodding along. Target for tomorrow: 700-800 words.
you could use that to prove that your instructor doesn't exist.

logically.

http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/2009/03/27/dead-pixel-in-google-earth/

Well, so far I've done about 450 words. I think I'll push the word count up to 6700 today, which means writing about another 230 words. Then I'm hopefully going to write some more of my fifteen-minute story for my radio module.

yup

yup
party:

this board's description should be changed to "For threads with no central topic of discussion." seems like some new people have a hard time understanding the difference between this board and chit chat. now i feel like i've let everyone down because after reading "this board's description should be changed to" they were probably expecting me to say something ridiculous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPMli7XBW_c

Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved about me, got down on one knee and pulled out the little blue box I had been hoping for, for so long. He opened the box and there was a note inside that said, "April Fools!" FML

Does anyone remember that big thread in December 2004 about the PIB forums? All that was going on when I first discovered SO and I recall vague pieces of it. I randomly started thinking of it recently and searched for it but it seems to have gone. Has it been deleted?

Does anyone remember that big thread in December 2004 about the PIB forums? All that was going on when I first discovered SO and I recall vague pieces of it. I randomly started thinking of it recently and searched for it but it seems to have gone. Has it been deleted?
probably, that sort of thing usually does.

probably, that sort of thing usually does.

It was left on the forums for quite a long time (several years), I believe, so I wonder what would have triggered its deletion (if it has been deleted.) Maybe they just didn't want the unpleasant memories.

It was left on the forums for quite a long time (several years), I believe, so I wonder what would have triggered its deletion (if it has been deleted.) Maybe they just didn't want the unpleasant memories.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMD4YiUqQU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMD4YiUqQU
:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMD4YiUqQU

Ronald McDonald had it deleted? Wow. I didn't know his influence spread to deciding which thread remains on SO. :eek:

Ronald McDonald had it deleted? Wow. I didn't know his influence spread to deciding which thread remains on SO. :eek:
no, i was just explaining that it was due to the mysterious ways of the internet; and some things just aren't meant to be understood.

fred savage: well that's not the end of it. i'm also tony danza, camryn manheim, malcom jamal warner, kevin nealon, john forsyth, and metallica drummer larz ulrich.

:notworthy :notworthy

fred savage: well that's not the end of it. i'm also tony danza, camryn manheim, malcom jamal warner, kevin nealon, john forsyth, and metallica drummer larz ulrich.

:notworthy :notworthy

Have you seen The Wonder Years safety pin? It's a great show set in the 60s and 70s with great music from that time period. Fred Savage starred as Kevin Arnold; he was really good in the role.

Have you seen The Wonder Years safety pin? It's a great show set in the 60s and 70s with great music from that time period. Fred Savage starred as Kevin Arnold; he was really good in the role.
yeah, i saw it a long time ago when it was on nick at nite's lineup. it was a cute show.

fred savage: well that's not the end of it. i'm also tony danza, camryn manheim, malcom jamal warner, kevin nealon, john forsyth, and metallica drummer larz ulrich.

:notworthy :notworthy
this is of course a social commentary about man's inhumanity to man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMD4YiUqQU
:rotflmao:

HOLODECK REQUEST DENIED (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamiedivine/3407849510/sizes/o/)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEg4aJEWxGM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEg4aJEWxGM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI9rZsV3ubU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI9rZsV3ubU&feature=related
:rofl:

:mrtarver: <-- me watching the rock and roll hall of fame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI9rZsV3ubU&feature=related
:rofl:

man what a day.

apparently we have some kind of tornado warning :/

apparently we have some kind of tornado warning :/
my fortune cookie i just opened:

"All thing has a cause

Look into your pass for answer"

:mrtarver: <-- me watching the rock and roll hall of fame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&

watch for the look the dog gives the guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&

watch for the look the dog gives the guy
:rotflmao:

:rofl: the "husband" is starting to call her felonia. actually he keeps saying "fellona" but he's trying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&

watch for the look the dog gives the guy
:rofl:

:rofl: the "husband" is starting to call her felonia. actually he keeps saying "fellona" but he's trying.
rofl thats awesome

Jack - why aren't you answering THE QUESTIONS?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=244102

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&

watch for the look the dog gives the guy
:rofl: OMG.

Jack - why aren't you answering THE QUESTIONS?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=244102
lol I watched all his other vids, too. this guy :rofl:

see, I'm thinkin that Jack is AFRAID to answer the TOUGH questions ohno:

I'm 20 now. It's weird.

wait til next year :crazy:

wait til next year :crazy:
lol, I don't even drink so 21 won't be that significant to me.

lol, I don't even drink so 21 won't be that significant to me.
you may not drink, but you can't stop them from pouring it on you.

you may not drink, but you can't stop them from pouring it on you.
Truth. :lol:

geez this is no good.

Kelsey says (10:53 PM):
My mom was like to my dad when Scott was on stage: Did you know what Kelsey's friend Lynn said? And my dad was like no? She said She loves his dead eyes !

Kelsey says (10:53 PM):
My mom was like to my dad when Scott was on stage: Did you know what Kelsey's friend Lynn said? And my dad was like no? She said She loves his dead eyes !
OMG. XDDD :rotflmao:

brb dying from the lols.

ILY SCOTT.

Kelsey says (10:53 PM):
My mom was like to my dad when Scott was on stage: Did you know what Kelsey's friend Lynn said? And my dad was like no? She said She loves his dead eyes !
LOL :rotflmao:

I'm 20 now. It's weird.
Try 22, it's crazy.

Happy belated birthday!

Try 22, it's crazy.

Happy belated birthday!
What were you sending me the other night?

What were you sending me the other night?
On the Colonel Doody account? Apparently that got hacked. I have no idea why anyone would want an e-mail account I haven't used in over three years, but yeah.

Try 22, it's crazy.

Happy belated birthday!
Thanks :)

On the Colonel Doody account? Apparently that got hacked. I have no idea why anyone would want an e-mail account I haven't used in over three years, but yeah.
Ah ok,thats what I maybe thought, yeah why would someone do that?



I found Cassandra Davie's facebook page and sent her a messageabout Howard and Marion LOL :rotflmao:

I tried to send CHOCHI a big pic of Fonzie as a joke but she doesnt have that email anymore

On the Colonel Doody account? Apparently that got hacked. I have no idea why anyone would want an e-mail account I haven't used in over three years, but yeah.
how else are they going to send Jack Cephalpod porn?

I tried to send CHOCHI a big pic of Fonzie as a joke but she doesnt have that email anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb_HdYQooc4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb_HdYQooc4
here's his training video, just in case you wanna be a ninja:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuigcXvcy1A&

last night's south park = <33333

The other night I got some random spam IM from Chad's e-mail about weight loss crap. :rofl:

The other night I got some random spam IM from Chad's e-mail about weight loss crap. :rofl:
Was it the Colonel Doody one for you too? :lol:

*Hopes someone didn't get offended thinking I was making some rude remark about their weight*

Was it the Colonel Doody one for you too? :lol:

*Hopes someone didn't get offended thinking I was making some rude remark about their weight*
I didnt even see it LOL

last night's south park = <33333
so you like fish sticks?

last night's south park = <33333
lmao, i'm a mutha ****in gay fish :dance:

lolz, from Kanye's blog...I only know this because of dlisted. I don't read Kanye's blog, kthnx.

http://dlisted.com/files/kanyewestblog1.jpg

so you like fish sticks?
love how they feel in mah mouth :drool:

:D