If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
im talking to someone named ashleY on yes.com
If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
is dat u
"THAT'S A THREAT!" says Paula as a Crack Gnome crawls out of her nose. says (10:49 PM):
tell her to **** off and fix her damn name
If it works for me...then it works for me. says (10:49 PM):
:rotflmao:
"THAT'S A THREAT!" says Paula as a Crack Gnome crawls out of her nose. says (10:49 PM):
dumb bitch
:rotflmao:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/qzyu1bva9ftanqo0px.jpg
:rotflmao: That needs to be a bumper sticker on Facebook, like my av is

:rotflmao: That needs to be a bumper sticker on Facebook, like my av is
lol I think that's where I got it from

lol at the dog cupcake gif and Billy Mays.

lol at the dog cupcake gif and Billy Mays.
:lol: Kareeeen.

KAREN LIVES.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/thehorror.gif

KAREN LIVES.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/thehorror.gifLOL Darnell

what does it mean to "practice" safe sex? use a vibrator with a condom?
LMAO they always tell kids to "practice" safe sex but it doesn't make sense when you put it that way.

wow - $59.95 for a 3-disk set? thats ridiculous

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Plain-Sight-Season-1/11205

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/qfnocge5se2ixgbwymd.png

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/qfnocge5se2ixgbwymd.png
rofl

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/qfnocge5se2ixgbwymd.png
LOL :rotflmao:

Jesus titty slapping Christ. :rofl: If you do not watch this whole video, please just at least fast foward to the part where the other guy yells at him. OMG. :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Tn0Ie-AQ&eurl=http://dlisted.com/&feature=player_embedded

thats what happens when you engage in sexual congress with octopi.

_ says (12:03 AM):
jay-z's face is a purity ring

_ says (12:03 AM):
jay-z's face is a purity ring
YEAH I SAID IT

YEAH I SAID IT
http://xkcd.com/323/

YEAH I SAID IT
http://www.tigerbeatmag.com/dailydish/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tb1207.jpg

http://www.tigerbeatmag.com/dailydish/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tb1207.jpg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

KAREN LIVES.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/thehorror.gif

:lol:

Nice to see you too. :kiss:

http://www.tigerbeatmag.com/dailydish/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tb1207.jpg

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8267/donotwantverbosege5.jpg

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8267/donotwantverbosege5.jpg
:rofl:

thank you and good day.

.

http://www.tigerbeatmag.com/dailydish/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tb1207.jpg
DO ME NOW FF

:lol:

Nice to see you too. :kiss:
:grady:

We missed yew. :mrtarver:

:grady:

We missed yew. :mrtarver:

I've missed everyone here too. :( :bighug:

as long as the conversation doesn't have anything to do with anyone named David, LOL. Unless it's DAVEY with the Kelly Clarkson avatar.

Why the heck does Shia LeBeouf walk around with a paper bag over his head? OMG.

And I'm sad I can't post comments on ONTD right now. :mrtarver:

DO ME NOW FF
_ says (2:37 AM):
to me, love making is something that happened in the 70s involving some man with a powder blue suit with bell bottom jeans, a gross looking beard and jewfro.

I've missed everyone here too. :( :bighug:

as long as the conversation doesn't have anything to do with anyone named David, LOL. Unless it's DAVEY with the Kelly Clarkson avatar.
:lol: Cook has pretty much faded out of my life tbh. I don't talk (sh*t) about him much anymoar so no worries. :o :grady:

Why the heck does Shia LeBeouf walk around with a paper bag over his head? OMG.
Because he's a badass like that, duh~

_ says (2:37 AM):
to me, love making is something that happened in the 70s involving some man with a powder blue suit with bell bottom jeans, a gross looking beard and jewfro.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/monalisadiva.gif

_ says (2:37 AM):
to me, love making is something that happened in the 70s involving some man with a powder blue suit with bell bottom jeans, a gross looking beard and jewfro.

lmao.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/monalisadiva.gif

That GIF wins. :grady: :rofl:

_ says (2:37 AM):
to me, love making is something that happened in the 70s involving some man with a powder blue suit with bell bottom jeans, a gross looking beard and jewfro.
:rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qKABSHfw-E&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xtyeI7Erw OMG this one's even better. I forgot how funny Tracey Ullman is. :rofl: Don't patronize me, Lynne. Don't ****ing patronize me. Your daughter shaved her ****ing head.

baby we're stuck with each otherrr

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/omgsoamazing.gif

baby we're stuck with each otherrr
I can't believe how many bands ripped-off Journey, even The Beatles! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897090)

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/omgsoamazing.gif
that cat is AWESOME

I can't believe how many bands ripped-off Journey, even The Beatles! (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1897090)
lmao that's nuts...nobody can refrain from the greatness that is Journey. Not even in feckin Beatles. :mrtarver:

lmao that's nuts...nobody can refrain from the greatness that is Journey. Not even in feckin Beatles. :mrtarver:
http://xkcd.com/166/

ooooh, well ALRIGhT!!! here yah go:
1.meltwater - what happens when you drop icecubes into a flaming pit
2.level - a town in Quebec where they play hockey
3.dr ainge divide - the ongoing disagreement between Dr Danny Ainge and his oldest son, Dan Jr, over what this thing on his back really is
4.plains - those big metal thingees they keep at the aerport for some reason
5.sonar - a revolutionary technology used to not hit stuff when backing up
:rofl: BWAHAHAHAHAHA that post was from another thread like five years ago but i still wanted to make it known that i found it funny.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/1225699498860.jpg

that cat is AWESOME
I agree.

:rofl: BWAHAHAHAHAHA that post was from another thread like five years ago but i still wanted to make it known that i found it funny.
at your service ma'am

wtf is up with explosm.net? It either won't load or it's slow and the comic won't show up. gah.

if you are unfortunate enough to die in your house and go unnoticed for a while your dog will wait 7 days until they begin to eat you, a cat will wait 3 days on average.

wtf is up with explosm.net? It either won't load or it's slow and the comic won't show up. gah.
Nevermind, it worked. :nom:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/ss5my66dig8iu0ckzjvj.png

lol the Obama penis pic. I guess the nation can't help it. They're just obsessed with the "first peen." Take this bitch, for instance:

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/01/alan_cumming_says_barack_obama.html

Also reminds me of this grand bumper sticker gem:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/riftfdatzzbdv8a3mrjq.jpg

Nevermind, it worked. :nom:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/ss5my66dig8iu0ckzjvj.png
LOL

whenever you're close to me, you're like the sun. you feel like the sun. <3

whenever you're close to me, you're like the sun. you feel like the sun. <3
Does Terry Jacks have an offspring writing songs about suns? :lol:

.

http://cache.fimservecdn.com/contents/996/218/218996/fearitself_300by250_1.jpg

ARGHHHHHHHH, why can't that stupid ad go away already? that shirt is the unfunniest thing i've seen in my life.

Found the dress I'm buying for Prom:

http://www.amazon.com/VIRIDIANA-DRESS-Brid.../ref=pd_sbs_a_9 (http://www.amazon.com/VIRIDIANA-DRESS-Bridesmaid-Formal-Prom/dp/B001561ZM0/ref=pd_sbs_a_9)

The red color

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/1225699498860.jpg
STUNNING

dresses may compare, but no prom shoes shall ever be as epic as mine. EVAR.

dresses may compare, but no prom shoes shall ever be as epic as mine. EVAR.
haha I concur

dresses may compare, but no prom shoes shall ever be as epic as mine. EVAR.
i love how they match and everything :rock:

scary

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2009/01/fannie.html

today ranks amongst the most boring days ever.

today ranks amongst the most boring days ever.
and who are you blaming for this exactly?

Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
CHOCOLATE
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
BUNNIES
you feel like the sun. <3 says (4:41 AM):
mm chocolate!
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
MARSHAMALLOWS
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
HAPPINESS
TF says (4:41 AM):
I'VE BEEN VERY BAD...DADDY PUT ME IN THE DOG HOUSE AND BEAT ME WITH A BAT, DADDY PUT ME IN THE DOG HOUSE AND BEAT ME WITH A BAT.

Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
CHOCOLATE
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
BUNNIES
you feel like the sun. <3 says (4:41 AM):
mm chocolate!
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
MARSHAMALLOWS
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
HAPPINESS
TF says (4:41 AM):
I'VE BEEN VERY BAD...DADDY PUT ME IN THE DOG HOUSE AND BEAT ME WITH A BAT, DADDY PUT ME IN THE DOG HOUSE AND BEAT ME WITH A BAT.
:rotflmao:

Oh and:

Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (2:33 AM):
I like to wear furry costumes and roll around in them

Oh and:

Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (2:33 AM):
I like to wear furry costumes and roll around in them
sounds like there is a LOT that Joe isn't telling us

Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
CHOCOLATE
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
BUNNIES
you feel like the sun. <3 says (4:41 AM):
mm chocolate!
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
MARSHAMALLOWS
Do I have a girlfriend? Well technically no. says (4:41 AM):
HAPPINESS
TF says (4:41 AM):
I'VE BEEN VERY BAD...DADDY PUT ME IN THE DOG HOUSE AND BEAT ME WITH A BAT, DADDY PUT ME IN THE DOG HOUSE AND BEAT ME WITH A BAT.
LOL WHAT? :rotflmao:

down with the Liocracy!

ebay want it but i custom made it, two tone painted, some of y'all hate me!

WTF happened to explosm.net?! :mad: It won't work at all now.

WTF happened to explosm.net?! :mad: It won't work at all now.
probably got bought out by TVGuide

probably got bought out by TVGuide
:(

:(
don't be sad - i think we won the suPER BOwl

Kelsey says (11:28 PM):
bitch ain't no gold digger but a ho and a slut

^a peek at Kels when shes drunk

Kelsey says (11:28 PM):
bitch ain't no gold digger but a ho and a slut

^a peek at Kels when shes drunk
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Summary of the night:

Kelsey comes home drunk, and Lynn and Joe switch usernames/font/personalities. Lynn apparently hates ONTD now and has a crush on Katy Perry, while Joe swears alot and likes David Cook's song ''Light On''.. Kelsey's world unravels. :)

SHE WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN.

Summary of the night:

Kelsey comes home drunk, and Lynn and Joe switch usernames/font/personalities. Lynn apparently hates ONTD now and has a crush on Katy Perry, while Joe swears alot and likes David Cook's song ''Light On''.. Kelsey's world unravels. :)

SHE WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN.
the problem is that no one has the initiative to build their own jet pack (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18b_1233121477) anymore

Kelsey says (11:28 PM):
bitch ain't no gold digger but a ho and a slut

^a peek at Kels when shes drunk
LOL

Summary of the night:

Kelsey comes home drunk, and Lynn and Joe switch usernames/font/personalities. Lynn apparently hates ONTD now and has a crush on Katy Perry, while Joe swears alot and likes David Cook's song ''Light On''.. Kelsey's world unravels. :)

SHE WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN.
sometimes you have to learn the hard way!

sometimes you have to learn the hard way!
actually the hard way usually involves crashing your car or waking up in the drunk tank in a world of hurt

i'm starting to really consider inventing a light-up, flashing sign that goes on the rear window of your car and says "TURN OFF YOUR ****ING BRIGHTS" that you turn on whenever there's someone behind you with their brights on and thus totally wiping out all the reflections in your mirrors. urgh i can't stand that because there's seriously no other way to let them know of the inconvenience it causes. people are annoying.

i'm starting to really consider inventing a light-up, flashing sign that goes on the rear window of your car and says "TURN OFF YOUR ****ING BRIGHTS" that you turn on whenever there's someone behind you with their brights on and thus totally wiping out all the reflections in your mirrors. urgh i can't stand that because there's seriously no other way to let them know of the inconvenience it causes. people are annoying.
OMG that happens to me all the time. I just flip them off.

i'm starting to really consider inventing a light-up, flashing sign that goes on the rear window of your car and says "TURN OFF YOUR ****ING BRIGHTS" that you turn on whenever there's someone behind you with their brights on and thus totally wiping out all the reflections in your mirrors. urgh i can't stand that because there's seriously no other way to let them know of the inconvenience it causes. people are annoying.
what i used to do was adjust my rearview mirror to reflect their brights back at THEM - they will usually turn them off pretty quick

sometimes you have to learn the hard way!
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/HeyArnoldShadowyFigure.jpg

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/HeyArnoldShadowyFigure.jpg
Someone got buzzed in that pic :lol: ;)

what i used to do was adjust my rearview mirror to reflect their brights back at THEM - they will usually turn them off pretty quick
:grr: not a bad idea...next time i'm in my car i'll find the buttons to adjust the side mirrors.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa5/CDoody/HeyArnoldShadowyFigure.jpg
:rofl:

http://xkcd.com/463/

http://xkcd.com/463/
:lol:

http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=32%3Aseduction-index&id=303%3Abatmans-boner&option=com_content&Itemid=24

http://www.fmylife.com/

http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=66%3Alana-and-lois-owned&option=com_content&Itemid=24

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/rsvdagcwwpk5twavtn.png

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/rsvdagcwwpk5twavtn.png
:rofl:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/rsvdagcwwpk5twavtn.png
man I hate it when that happens :(

man I hate it when that happens :(
http://stgeorge.craigslist.org/mis/1012778364.html

man I hate it when that happens :(
I know, right? :(

'sup?

'sup?
nm u? :grady:

nm u? :grady:
~tldr.

~tldr.
yeah basically ohno:

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/rsvdagcwwpk5twavtn.png
LOLLL

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10158026-1.html?tag=nl.e404

~tldr.
:rofl:

:rofl:
i just wanted you all to know that it is official; i am the worst person at accepting compliments, the ceremony will be in the Kodak Theatre next Wednesday night at 9pm and I of course will not be there to accept the award.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2brJRs0mRY&feature=related

here we go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpl0bgL_Kw&feature=related

room 513.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=133841

:rofl: how on earth did i miss THAT? :rofl:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=133841

:rofl: how on earth did i miss THAT? :rofl:
OMG :rofl:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=133841

:rofl: how on earth did i miss THAT? :rofl:
hahaha i remember that LOL

good ol days

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=133841

:rofl: how on earth did i miss THAT? :rofl:
LOL

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=133841

:rofl: how on earth did i miss THAT? :rofl:
do any of you recognize what this was from:

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Stevie >>>>>>>>>>>> Jonas Bros.

Breaking News! Weezer has just won the Grammy for Best Short Form Music Video for the "Pork and Beans" video!

Breaking News! Weezer has just won the Grammy for Best Short Form Music Video for the "Pork and Beans" video!
I know thats awesome!

do any of you recognize what this was from:
the goonies! :grr: (thanks google (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7GWYE&q=%22stole+my+uncle+Max%27s+toupee%22&start=10&sa=N))

man, how creepy is it to go outside in the middle of the night to look for your cat and find an unfamiliar black cat sitting in her favorite seat. lighting sucks but i found it lulzy enough to take a picture.

my cats are ALWAYS fighting over the best spots.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=240703

those things are simple to program, open the box and it has a little control pad with a curly cord connecting it to the big box thing, scroll down the menu selection to “Instant Text”. Type whatever you want to display, Hit Enter to submit. Show it up on the sign by selecting “Run w/out save” or you can add more pages to it by selecting “Add page”

The default password “DOTS”, but most likely it hasn't been changed. If they did, just hold “Control” and “Shift” and enter “DIPY”. This will reset the sign and reset the password to “DOTS”.

http://henchmanshelper.com/

man, how creepy is it to go outside in the middle of the night to look for your cat and find an unfamiliar black cat sitting in her favorite seat. lighting sucks but i found it lulzy enough to take a picture.
haha that is weird. cute, though. :)

yup

man where ARE you guys

ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN!!!!!!!

http://cfs2.flvs.daum.net/files/12/5/83/99/10995246/thumb.jpg.edit

ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN!!!!!!!

http://cfs2.flvs.daum.net/files/12/5/83/99/10995246/thumb.jpg.edit
LOL

that is an awesome video - the only video to show a decent amount of Randy Rhoads footage :rock:

:rofl: omg this bitch is hilarious. i LOVE hearing teenagers brag on and on and on about having sex. thinking it makes them look so grown up and cool and "worthy", but in reality, makes them look more short-sighted and naive than they could know. i can't wait until this **** grows up. seriously. oh, and i'm glad she's such a possessive bitch that she goes through all of the text messages in his phone and read that unflattering one i sent about her. in your face, bitch.

the hell with failed alarm clocks, but let us not take for granted those times when we wake up before we need to be somehwere. had i slept another half hour i would have missed my music theory presentation and gotten a 0...ouch.

uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ unɟ s,ʇı

uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ unɟ s,ʇı
You think you're so God damned cool, Joe. ohno:

uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ unɟ s,ʇı
i posted the link to that like 8 months ago dude

:roller: :triplets :roller: :horse:

uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ unɟ s,ʇı
LOL

:roller: :triplets :roller: :horse:
i feel so untouched right now need you so much somehow i cant forget you been goin crazy from the moment i met you, untoucheddddddddddd

i feel so untouched right now need you so much somehow i cant forget you been goin crazy from the moment i met you, untoucheddddddddddd
I GO OH OH YOU GO AH AH
LALALALALALA

uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ unɟ s,ʇı
(Flo Rida)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
(Kesha)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

(Flo Rida)
Hey
Hopped out of that house with my swagger
Hop in that with girl, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I look at my crowd and they out of control
Just like my mind where I’m going
No women, no shorties, no nothin but clothes
No stoppin now, my Pirellis on role
I like my jewelry, that’s always on gold
I know the storm is comin
my pockets keep tellin me it’s gonna shower
Call up my homies that’s home
Then pop in the night cuz it’s meant to be ours
We keep a fade away shot cuz we ballin
it’s platinum patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you to drink with all that and power clubs

(Flo Rida)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
(Kesha)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

(Flo Rida)
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down.
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down

(Flo Rida)
Hey
Shawty must know I’m not playin
My money love her like a numba one fan
Don’t look at my mouth, let her talk to my fans
My Benjamin Franklin
A couple of grands, I got rubber bands
My paper planes makin a dance
Get dirty all night, that’s part of my thing
Keep building castles that’s made out of sand
She’s amazing, the fire blazing
Hotter than Cajun
Girl won’t you move a lil closer?
Time to get paid, it’s maximum wage
That body belong on a poster
I’m in a daze, that bottom is wavin’ at me
Like damn it I know you
You wanna show like a gun out of holster
Tell me whatever and I’ll be your roper ..

(Flo Rida)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
(Kesha)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

(Flo Rida)
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down
From the top of the pole I watch her go down
She got me throwin my money around
Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found
It’s goin down down

(Flo Rida)
I’m spendin my money
I’m out of control
Somebody help me
She’s takin my bank roll.
But I’m king of the club
And I’m wearin the crown
Poppin these bottles
Touchin these models
Watchin they asses go down down
down down, down down [this line x4]

(Flo Rida)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
(Kesha)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
(Flo Rida)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
(Kesha)
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

i find all of this highly improbable.

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club.

according to Unix, the end of time is 03:14:07 on Tuesday, 19 January 2038.

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club.
LOL

i think about it over and over again.

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club.
:rofl:

http://cdn.ccomrcdn.com/cc-common/mlib/954/02/954_12342891091.jpg

http://cdn.ccomrcdn.com/cc-common/mlib/954/02/954_12342891092.jpg

http://cdn.ccomrcdn.com/cc-common/mlib/954/02/954_12342891093.jpg

http://cdn.ccomrcdn.com/cc-common/mlib/954/02/954_12342891094.jpg

http://i540.photobucket.com/albums/gg339/archie159/82.jpg

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club.
:rofl:

I'M HERE BIATCHES

I'M HERE BIATCHES
i'm bringing Lexy back.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/blackguyisinterested.gif

i'm bringing Lexy back.
NO YOU AIN'T http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/joejonasbishslap.gif

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/blackguyisinterested.gif
(s)he's like a ringleader, (s)he calls the shots.

(s)he's like a ringleader, (s)he calls the shots.
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/lowl.jpg

LET'S GO. LET ME SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO. I'M RUNNIN' THIS.. YEAH, LIKE A WHAT? LIKE A CIRCUS! http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/imadowhatiwant.gif

NO YOU AIN'T http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/joejonasbishslap.gif
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/ljhollan/morals.jpg

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/ljhollan/morals.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/notlikingit.gif

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/ljhollan/morals.jpg
LOL

I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED MAD AT YOU. And I don't want you to go to bed mad at me!

LET'S GO. LET ME SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO. I'M RUNNIN' THIS.. YEAH, LIKE A WHAT? LIKE A CIRCUS! http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/imadowhatiwant.gif
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-kid-book-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-kid-book-fail.jpg
:rotflmao:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-kid-book-fail.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/dontknowifwant.jpg

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/dontknowifwant.jpg
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-drink-drink.jpg

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-drink-drink.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/itsokaytostare.jpg

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/sexycani.gif http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/omgstunningbig.gif

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/itsokaytostare.jpg
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-feel-me1.jpg

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/sexycani.gif http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/omgstunningbig.gif
Today, I had to get my license renewal picture taken and after the first go the woman said "It looks like your eyes are closed." I'm Asian. FML

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-feel-me1.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w159/DorkyW00tage31/Random/rappinrevIAINTINTOTHAT.jpg

Today, I had to get my license renewal picture taken and after the first go the woman said "It looks like your eyes are closed." I'm Asian. FML
Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-feel-me1.jpg
Considering what that is, I'm sure David would more than oblige.

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
You're probably on your flight back to your hometown. :wave:

Considering what that is, I'm sure David would more than oblige.
:rotflmao:

Considering what that is, I'm sure David would more than oblige.
:rofl:

YOU WANNA SCREAM, CAUSE YOU'RE DESPERATE.

I need a new car.

I need a new car.
Turning in your blue Lambo?

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/cakdyo5y48e8p4hyitgo.jpg

~*sexy disaster*~ says (1:52 AM):
i think alot of people have nice asses
~*sexy disaster*~ says (1:52 AM):
but that doesnt mean i wanna do nasty things to it
Kelsey says (1:52 AM):
Man I wannt try those

~*sexy disaster*~ says (1:52 AM):
i think alot of people have nice asses
~*sexy disaster*~ says (1:52 AM):
but that doesnt mean i wanna do nasty things to it
Kelsey says (1:52 AM):
Man I wannt try those
LOL oh that Kels!

~*sexy disaster*~ says (1:52 AM):
i think alot of people have nice asses
~*sexy disaster*~ says (1:52 AM):
but that doesnt mean i wanna do nasty things to it
Kelsey says (1:52 AM):
Man I wannt try those
OMG XDDDDD

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-kid-book-fail.jpg
LOL :rotflmao:

Considering what that is, I'm sure David would more than oblige.
LOL :rotflmao;

Tatiana Del Topro's possible reaction to getting voted off

Tatiana: OH MY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD *cries* JESUS WHY DID YOU VOTE ME OFF JESUS? *laughs nervously and crues* OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM SO ****ING ANNOYING I CNAT HELP IT *laughs annoyingly* WHO VOTED ME OFF? oOHM Y GOD OH MY GOD EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THE SHOW PLEASE KEEP ME OH MY OH MY GOD



Ryan: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Tatiana : Dont tase me bro! *laughs neevously, gets tased as audience, judges, ryan and the conestants applaud*

Its too bad that Tatto duet between Jordin and Ricardo montalban will never happen "(

LOL :rotflmao:
hey - that book helped a LOT of people!

Its too bad that Tatto duet between Jordin and Ricardo montalban will never happen "(
its a love story, baby just say yes!

its a love story, baby just say yes!
Well Ricardo Montalban's dead , so no

Well Ricardo Montalban's dead , so no
but he is still doing well even considering his condition.

ROR I love your icon Jackster XD;;

http://savethewords.org/

']ROR I love your icon Jackster XD;;
Thanks for finally noticing that LOL,its a bumper sticker on Facebook too

Turning in your blue Lambo?
Today I saw a Ford Expolorer with Lambo doors.
It was off the chizzle.

christian bale: i want you off this ****ing set, you *****!
peter griffin: sorry!
christian: no, don't just be sorry! THINK for one ****ing second!
peter: i dropped a peanut M&M and it rolled over here!
christian: am i gonna walk around and rip your ****ing lights down in the middle of a scene?
peter: those are christmas lights! i put them up to make everyone happy.
christian: then why the **** are you walking right through, like this in the background? what the **** is it with you?
peter: boy, you are gonna owe a FORTUNE to the swear jar.
christian: you got ANY ****ing idea about, hey, it's ****ing DISTRACTING having somebody walk in up behind bryce in the middle of the ****ing scene! GIVE ME A ****ING ANSWER!
peter: i, i don't get it.
christian: what don't you get about it?
peter: i just, i don't get why we need another terminator. i just, i don't get it. oh and uh, by the way, sorry, i...i ate that last piece of pie that you were saving for yourself.
christian: OHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOD for you! and how was it?
peter: it was good.
christian: i hope it was ****ing good because it's useless now, isn't it?
peter: well it's nourishing me, so that's...that's useful.
christian: ****'s sake man, you're amateur.
peter: i don't know that word.
christian: stay off the ****ing set, man. alright, let's go again.
peter: can we just take a minute?
christian: let's NOT take a ****ing minute, let's GO again!
peter: i gotta go pee and i want to walk around some more but i want to do it while the scene's going.
christian: you're unbelievable, man.
peter: you know, i just don't understand why-
christian: ahh, you don't ****ing understand what it's like working with actors. that's what that is.
peter: i don't, i don't think that's what that is.
christian: THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN! i'm telling you!
peter: hey my family's coming to town. do you mind pretending that i'm the director?
christian: i want to ****ing kick your ****ing ass if you don't shut up for a second, alright?
peter: AAAAAAAH, please don't hurt me! please don't hurt me, mr. bale!
christian: you want me to go ****ing trash your lights?
peter: no!
christian: DO YOU WANT ME TO ****ING TRASH THEM?
peter: (crying) no, i don't want you to trash them!
christian: you do it one more ****ing time and i ain't walking on this set if you're still hired!
peter: sorry, it's my first day!
christian: i'm ****ing serious! you're a nice guy! you're a nice guy!
peter: i don't FEEL like a nice guy.
christian: but i don't ****ing cut it when you're bull****ting and ****ing around like this on set!
peter: geez, you punch your mother with that mouth?
christian: seriously man, you and me, we're ****ing done professionally.
peter: wait, just professionally? *gasp* are you asking me out on a date?
christian: ****ing ass.

that was awesome

that was awesome
Sure was lLOL

this is why those stupid baggy pants are a bad idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA&eurl

this is why those stupid baggy pants are a bad idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA&eurl:rotflmao:

aww man this one's awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGBcY2IoFSg&feature=channel

aww man this one's awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGBcY2IoFSg&feature=channel
Oh man. That was great. :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK I'M ON A MOTHER****ING BOAT

Oh man. That was great. :rofl:
We're not here to joy ride the toilets, Ashlee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK I'M ON A MOTHER****ING BOAT
lmao TF just showed that to me. OMG :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK I'M ON A MOTHER****ING BOAT
Thats awesome :rotflmao: I saw that when it was on SNL LOL

http://runhello.com/

http://vimeo.com/1438733

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK I'M ON A MOTHER****ING BOAT
:rofl:

http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

eh, i need to stop goofing off and get to work on this business math assignment.

eh, i need to stop goofing off and get to work on this business math assignment.
i would HARDLY call that goofing off.

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

eh, i need to stop goofing off and get to work on this business math assignment.
:rofl:

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
lol I almost thought that was you at first

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
Woman's Hair Weave May Have Stopped Bullet (http://i.gizmodo.com/5157673/womans-hair-weave-may-have-stopped-bullet)

Say what? A Kansas City woman with a tight weave gets shot at by her boyfriend through a car window. Later, the cops find a spent bullet in her hair. Did the hair stop it?

Apparently some weaves are tighter than others. (Apparently, some relationships are tighter than others too.) After 20-year-old Briana Bonds told her boyfriend Juan she didn't love him anymore, the a-hole shot up the back of her mid-'90s Pontiac. The rear windshield was shattered, but she was still alive and without major injury, possibly thanks to that weave.

The ladies down at the beauty parlor are not totally convinced, though. Scientifically speaking, the weft (where the weave meets the hair) is where the fibers are interlocked most tightly. But whether or not that makes it any where close to the equivalent of a Kevlar mesh is beyond current beauty-parlor technology to ascertain.

Hair stylist Kim Walton told Kansas City NBC affiliate KSHB, "I never heard of weaves saving anybody's life." Still, if it turned out to be what saved Bonds, she added, "Thank God for weave."

Bonds herself told the news channel that it was more about God than the weave: "I think God was in my passenger seat." As of Thursday, Bonds had a headache; no word on what happened to that dick Juan.

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
LOL :rotflmao:

Woman's Hair Weave May Have Stopped Bullet (http://i.gizmodo.com/5157673/womans-hair-weave-may-have-stopped-bullet)

Say what? A Kansas City woman with a tight weave gets shot at by her boyfriend through a car window. Later, the cops find a spent bullet in her hair. Did the hair stop it?

Apparently some weaves are tighter than others. (Apparently, some relationships are tighter than others too.) After 20-year-old Briana Bonds told her boyfriend Juan she didn't love him anymore, the a-hole shot up the back of her mid-'90s Pontiac. The rear windshield was shattered, but she was still alive and without major injury, possibly thanks to that weave.

The ladies down at the beauty parlor are not totally convinced, though. Scientifically speaking, the weft (where the weave meets the hair) is where the fibers are interlocked most tightly. But whether or not that makes it any where close to the equivalent of a Kevlar mesh is beyond current beauty-parlor technology to ascertain.

Hair stylist Kim Walton told Kansas City NBC affiliate KSHB, "I never heard of weaves saving anybody's life." Still, if it turned out to be what saved Bonds, she added, "Thank God for weave."

Bonds herself told the news channel that it was more about God than the weave: "I think God was in my passenger seat." As of Thursday, Bonds had a headache; no word on what happened to that dick Juan.I saw that on dlisted :rofl:

Lynn says:
i remember one time i went to a video store with my mom and she was trying to get me to watch cinderella, but i didn't so we left without it.. then like a day later she was like ARE YOU SUURE YOU DON'T WANT TO RENT THAT MOVIE
Lynn says:
and i was like OKAY FINE~ but my mom called and the video store was closing
Lynn says:
for some reason i decided to be all dramatic about it and my dad ended up calling the place in a rage and they stayed open so we could rent it
Lynn says:
the bad part is i NEVER watched it. /diva

spoilt little princess :snob:

So, this guy walks in to a bar and he sees this guy dressed like Hitler sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to the guy and says, "Why are you dressed like Hitler," to which the man dressed as Hitler responds, "I am Hitler, and I am back to repeat the Holocaust." "This time, however, I am going to kill twice as many Jews and one clown."
"A clown?" "See, no one cares about the Jews."

Lynn says:
i remember one time i went to a video store with my mom and she was trying to get me to watch cinderella, but i didn't so we left without it.. then like a day later she was like ARE YOU SUURE YOU DON'T WANT TO RENT THAT MOVIE
Lynn says:
and i was like OKAY FINE~ but my mom called and the video store was closing
Lynn says:
for some reason i decided to be all dramatic about it and my dad ended up calling the place in a rage and they stayed open so we could rent it
Lynn says:
the bad part is i NEVER watched it. /diva
OMG LOL

i didnt know you were such a diva Lynn.

:O omg now the whole world knows of my diva tendencies! OH THE SHAME.

:O omg now the whole world knows of my diva tendencies! OH THE SHAME.LOL

:O omg now the whole world knows of my diva tendencies! OH THE SHAME.
off with joe's head!

LOL LYNN I'M STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THAT STORY. :rofl:

man it's a good thing i sit in the back corner of my digital imaging class with a computer to hide my face, i was dying of laughter today over that "my black son" song on family guy and it was hard enough trying not to make too much noise.

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/ju6j0wktpcx0zkk7lrw.png

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/ju6j0wktpcx0zkk7lrw.png
LOL

LOL LYNN I'M STILL LAUGHING ABOUT THAT STORY. :rofl:
LMAO

man it's a good thing i sit in the back corner of my digital imaging class with a computer to hide my face, i was dying of laughter today over that "my black son" song on family guy and it was hard enough trying not to make too much noise.
LOL I love that song too.
I love the part at the end where Peter's like, "AND HE'S ALSO A NINJA"

this thread needs some ACTION

lol courtnee, the more i look at this dress, the more i realize how right you were about it. those sleeves are an abomination and what the hell is the big flap in the front for? looks like a fancy bib.

lol courtnee, the more i look at this dress, the more i realize how right you were about it. those sleeves are an abomination and what the hell is the big flap in the front for? looks like a fancy bib.
She needs to eat sooooomething. And the dress screams 80's mess...and it is NOT okay.

and what the hell is the big flap in the front for? looks like a fancy bib.
for catchin' squirrels

lol courtnee, the more i look at this dress, the more i realize how right you were about it. those sleeves are an abomination and what the hell is the big flap in the front for? looks like a fancy bib.
OMG it's terrible. Good Lord! It looks like she got married in a 1980's religious cults compound. It just makes me cringe.

That first glance, that flap looks like her breasts sagging. It's NOT flattering.

http://trainhorns.net/sound/

OMG it's terrible. Good Lord! It looks like she got married in a 1980's religious cults compound. It just makes me cringe.

That first glance, that flap looks like her breasts sagging. It's NOT flattering.
I'm gonna go ahead and say she doesn't have any boobs TO sag.

I'm gonna go ahead and say she doesn't have any boobs TO sag.
I know. BUT AT FIRST GLANCE.

Am I a horrible person for saying these things? Isn't that woman horrible? Are we both horrible? Is one of us less horrible?

I'm gonna go ahead and say she doesn't have any boobs TO sag.
:lol: pretty much.

I know. BUT AT FIRST GLANCE.

Am I a horrible person for saying these things? Isn't that woman horrible? Are we both horrible? Is one of us less horrible?
i dont know, but I don't think you should dismiss the whole squirrel-catching aspect so casually.

I know. BUT AT FIRST GLANCE.

Am I a horrible person for saying these things? Isn't that woman horrible? Are we both horrible? Is one of us less horrible?
nah, you can say whatever you want, she's put more than enough effort into trying to make me jealous.

nah, you can say whatever you want, she's put more than enough effort into trying to make me jealous.
with all those extraneous flaps?

with all those extraneous flaps?
i wish i had a squirrel catcher too. :(

me: hello?
scam lady: hi, i'm calling from an organization that helps treat cancer patients through donations, would you be interested in donating?
me: i really need to go.
scam lady: i truly understand that ma'am, and i appreciate your taking the time for this call, but i'd like to give you a friendly reminder that you can help cancer patients. would your family be interested in donating $20 to our organization?
me: i REALLY need to go, i'm running late.
scam lady: ok bye.

me: hello?
scam lady: hi, i'm calling from an organization that helps treat cancer patients through donations, would you be interested in donating?
me: i really need to go.
scam lady: i truly understand that ma'am, and i appreciate your taking the time for this call, but i'd like to give you a friendly reminder that you can help cancer patients. would your family be interested in donating $20 to our organization?
me: i REALLY need to go, i'm running late.
scam lady: ok bye.
rofl wtf?

miracle mana

It's a ****load of fun!

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/bej64bjclhmmwabyi43l.jpg

It's a ****load of fun!

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/bej64bjclhmmwabyi43l.jpg
:rotflmao:



Kid: It tastes so great! Just like poop!



Jingle sung by kids in commercial:Poopy time fun shapes. They taste like poop. But theyre amazing




Other Kid: I cnat go a day without my Poopy Time snack



Announcer: Poopy Time Fun Shapes! The best snack to have before going to the bathroom!


Kid*looking in toilet*: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL




Announcer: Poopy time Fun Shapes available at any grocery store!


Kid: Its not a popsicle,its a poop-****-cle

:rotflmao:



Kid: It tastes so great! Just like poop!



Jingle sung by kids in commercial:Poopy time fun shapes. They taste like poop. But theyre amazing




Other Kid: I cnat go a day without my Poopy Time snack



Announcer: Poopy Time Fun Shapes! The best snack to have before going to the bathroom!


Kid*looking in toilet*: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL




Announcer: Poopy time Fun Shapes available at any grocery store!


Kid: Its not a popsicle,its a poop-****-cle
nah, they're not supposed to eat it. they're supposed to stick it up their ass and crap out fun shapes! :) kind of like playdough! kind of.

nah, they're not supposed to eat it. they're supposed to stick it up their ass and crap out fun shapes! :) kind of like playdough! kind of.
LOL ok, looks like popsicle sticks though



Kid: Oh look I crapped an octagon!

Kid: Its a CRAP-ezoid!


Kid 3: ITS IN THE SHAPE OF BEN AND J.LO!



Kid 4: ITS THE SHAPE OF THE OCTO MOM!