I thought it might be interesting for us to share with each other some of our most memorable lines from UM segments. Even better lets see if you can guess which segment this comes from. I can only think of one right now but will post more as they come to me as hopefully you all will. (This may not be the words verbatim but very close).

"I just remember asking which one, I never dreamed it would have been both of them".

Anyone know which segment its from?

"Coincidence, sure it is and I'm Michael Jordan and I used to play basketball for the Chicago Bulls"

The most infamous line ever spoken on UM

"I just remember asking which one, I never dreamed it would have been both of them".

Anyone know which segment its from?

Such a sad segment. My heart broke for her. That was Marie and John? Constable who were killed by the drunk driver.... I think his last name was White. Thank GOD he is behind bars. The Constable's daugher made that statement. They made this segment extra sad at the end when they replayed the accident in slow motion with the sad music. :(

O.K. here's another quote -

"I know where it happened and I know how it happened. But I don't know WHY it happened."

"Coincidence, sure it is and I'm Michael Jordan and I used to play basketball for the Chicago Bulls"


AUGH! I hear the speaker saying this ridiculous line... but I don't remember what segment it's from.

*grin* I've got one that EVERYONE will know.

"He's got Jonathan! That man took Jonathan!"

"Judy Hymes is alive and she lives in Omaha"

"Look what I been doin on my vacation Omar! yaaa haahaahahahahaha"

"I'm not that kind of father, never have been and never will be"

"I didn't even have to use the phone anyway"

"Judy Hymes is alive and she lives in Omaha"

"Look what I been doin on my vacation Omar! yaaa haahaahahahahaha"

"I'm not that kind of father, never have been and never will be"

"I didn't even have to use the phone anyway"

The first one is obvious.

Don't know the second one

Is the Third one Tommy Gibson's father?

Last one is Angela Hammond case.

I can remember the exact quote or case...I think its the wendy camp case...if anyone can help me out...

"My Grandmother and Mother had nothing to do with Wendy's disappearence, at least not that they told me about"

Heres another one to guess...

"To say i was involved, well that is just lu-di-crous."

I can't do better than Robert Stack's trademark line (or any of its variations): "For every mystery there is someone somewhere who knows the truth. Perhaps it's you."

The first one is obvious.

Don't know the second one

Is the Third one Tommy Gibson's father?

Last one is Angela Hammond case.

1) yerp

2) another quote from this one: "Listen to the coyotes!"

3) Paul Pollis

4) yerp

another one from #2: "I said I'll do it! I said I'll do it!" ahhahahahahahaha

another one from #2: "I said I'll do it! I said I'll do it!" ahhahahahahahaha

Is that the Arson tape segment where the spooky voice is heard??

Is that the Arson tape segment where the spooky voice is heard??

ding ding ding ding we have a winner

Such a sad segment. My heart broke for her. That was Marie and John? Constable who were killed by the drunk driver.... I think his last name was White. Thank GOD he is behind bars. The Constable's daugher made that statement. They made this segment extra sad at the end when they replayed the accident in slow motion with the sad music. :(


Yes, very good dynoguy88. It was such a sad case. I remember them saying the impact of the crash had ruptured nearly every organ in Mrs. Constable's body. Yes his name was James White and I remember his sleazy family helped him escape from the hospital. He was eventually recaptured though thankfully and of course had other dui's before this accident.

That line you gave sounds so familiar to me but I can't place it.

AUGH! I hear the speaker saying this ridiculous line... but I don't remember what segment it's from.

*grin* I've got one that EVERYONE will know.

"He's got Jonathan! That man took Jonathan!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gosh! I can't stand that line!

LOL. Neither can I. It's just memorable, probably because I hate it so much. :)

Here's another: I can make it rain.

Don Decker???

LOL. Yep.

Self delete. I'll try to think of a better one. Carry on.

I can't believe I didn't think of this one sooner!

"He said our psychic centers were about to become one".....:lol:

Anybody remember what segment that was from?

"Because the Bruins lost" From the Su Taraskiewicz NW ramp agent case.

that "hes got johnathan is the best line.." that actress deserves an oscar for her portrayal of that bi polar freak !

"and, I hope they throw the book at him.....because he deserves it" lol

greatgarrett2

It may not me most memorable, but for me personally it is.

"He ignored his usual late night feast."

Another more memorable one simply because it's been see so many times... "Cokeville school bombing"

Lame huh? :o

"you didn't let me down. he keeps telling me over and over you didn't let me down."

I knew right then, that i'd been able to deal with that incident....but i didnt know if i was going to be able to deal with the next one......

"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it."

Oops sorry, wrong Robert Stack project. :doh:

I knew right then, that i'd been able to deal with that incident....but i didnt know if i was going to be able to deal with the next one......

Quote by Tammy Lepert's mom after she calmed her down after breaking the window with the baseball bat. Chilling.

"He said our psychic centers were about to become one".....


I remember this one, that Idiot lady who let her child get kidnapped by that pyscopath I feel sorry for the kid but the lady was a complete fool, she should have ran when she had the chance, " she was raped, had the kid and married her rapist who abused her, took her money , treated her like crap, had a bad sense a humor, let me think no good qualities and she stayed with him , left her son in his care and the other several wives in the cult she was in. COMPLETE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! I feel she has regrets but obviously was not wrapped too tight..............:confused:

Yes, good job. Her name was Judy Olive. I believe that her little boy was killed by the cult leader. I believe he was apprehended (it said at the end of the segment) but refused to say anything about the boy or his whereabouts. It would be interesting to know if there were any new developments on this case.

I can't do better than Robert Stack's trademark line (or any of its variations): "For every mystery there is someone somewhere who knows the truth. Perhaps it's you."Definitely a memorable line. I'd like to know the name of the scriptwriter who coined that phrase.

If this quote is true it's probably one of the most haunting lines ever spoken:

"It's hovering above me and it's not an aircraft."

If this quote is true it's probably one of the most haunting lines ever spoken:

"It's hovering above me and it's not an aircraft."

NO KIDDING! That quote has bugged me for quite some time... so creepy. Another good one is, "He STABBED me!"

this isn't the exact quote but the distasteful feeling is there:

"...the young man was edutably ********."

NO KIDDING! That quote has bugged me for quite some time... so creepy. Another good one is, "He STABBED me!"
Who said it and what were they refering to?

"and, I hope they throw the book at him.....because he deserves it" lol

greatgarrett2

Ahh! One of my favorites!

Who said it and what were they refering to?


That was Gretchen Burford. She was a criminal defense attorney that was stabbed and killed at an ATM during a robbery attempt.

"Just call me Parm."

That was Gretchen Burford. She was a criminal defense attorney that was stabbed and killed at an ATM during a robbery attempt.
I meant, the hovering above me quote.

Not sure of his name but he was a pilot in australia who witnessed a UFO and suddenly disappeared.

Those were his last words he gave to dispatch.

Some more lines to ponder,

"The man walked off into the night, soon after he sent a letter to a local news paper. Inside was a blood-stained slice of the cabdriver's shirt, and a mocking letter describing the encounter with police. It was signed, 'The Zodiac.'"

"It's hovering.....and it's not an aircraft."

"No one knows exactly how or when Johnston died, except perhaps, just perhaps, Bruce Kelly."

greatgarrett2

"Just call me Parm."
"Just call me Parm."
Great one it is accually " Just call me Perm" reffering to Perman Gilbert the man who was found beaten and nude a day after being reported missing. He was a pilot/and a repair man on the weekends. His murder was clouded with controversy including rumors of drug smuggling, jelous husband, and his brother who had a history of possible mob links. That one had some great lines including "if you guys don't quit bugging me I am calling the authorities," and "I guess I will have to eat my bolgna and cheese by myself" . Man this guy had game, might have got him in trouble. Another line "she knows what I wanted" when he was at the flower shop. This one is loaded with good quotes, everything he said was a riot. He should have been in more reactments. Perm seemed like he was the man. Weird case, one of my favorites. Big question: "why the hell is this not in any of the box sets?"

Signing off " Just call me Perm!!!!!!!!!!

From one of the most memorable cases which involved Wadada, who raped and tried to kill a girl. He paced around her apartment after raping her, chanting, "Da da dee dee guy guy, da da dee dee guy guy" That's when he lifted a hammer up and struck her in the back of the head.

Hey unsolvedfan4life,
Thanks for responding to my post and adding all the great details. There were so many plausible explanations for what might have happened that it's hard to know who really was responsible for his death...or if anyone will ever be arrested in connection with the case.

I had forgotten about the bologna and cheese line. A true classic.

Hey unsolvedfan4life,
Thanks for responding to my post and adding all the great details. There were so many plausible explanations for what might have happened that it's hard to know who really was responsible for his death...or if anyone will ever be arrested in connection with the case.

I had forgotten about the bologna and cheese line. A true classic.
Rerungirl you rule, It is great to know there are other people who share my sense of humor. It was a tragic case but the recreation had many good one liners. Glad to help you out ;)

I am Michael Jordan, I use to play basketball for the Chicago Bulls.......By Coiencidence!!!!!!

what is this line from? I remember some goofball saying it but can't remember what the case was about?

It was the segment about Sammy Wheeler. He was the young guy who was gunned down in his vehicle while his twin brother Danny, Sammy's girfriend and the girlfriend's ex-husband Bob Beane all pointed fingers at each other. Danny Wheeler was the one with the classic line. Here the segment showed all 3 suspecting each other of being responsible and there was an update at the end saying they had arrested a suspect and it was a random act of violence.

It was the segment about Sammy Wheeler. He was the young guy who was gunned down in his vehicle while his twin brother Danny, Sammy's girfriend and the girlfriend's ex-husband Bob Beane all pointed fingers at each other. Danny Wheeler was the one with the classic line. Here the segment showed all 3 suspecting each other of being responsible and there was an update at the end saying they had arrested a suspect and it was a random act of violence.

Hey, do you happen to have any plans to put together another collection? The first one was awesome. I have a lot of suggestions if you are so inclined.

later

Hey, do you happen to have any plans to put together another collection? The first one was awesome. I have a lot of suggestions if you are so inclined.

later

Thanks for saying that. I had had some suggestions from a few people on another one even possibly having themes (missing persons, unexplained deaths, etc.) but haven't decided if I'm going to make another one. Feel free to pm me though with your suggestions.

These are the funniest lines that I can remember:

A)"The potion turned out to be.....cyanide."
B)"I have to get to the fishes."

Can you guess which episodes they were from?

"Is it a dummy?"-Kurt Sova case

"If you don't call me by my real name, I'm not playing basketball with you"-Jimmy/Billy Twins case

"Is it a dummy?"-Kurt Sova case

"If you don't call me by my real name, I'm not playing basketball with you"-Jimmy/Billy Twins case
Good one about the twins case, LOL. I am glad I am not the only one laughing at these.

How about this one, bet no one guesses this. "Me and my wife use to love to dance.........we really loved it, I can't find my wife no more..........."

"The valley is home to upscale professionals" lol

You guys amaze me. I only know the really obvious ones... like "That man took Jonathan," "He STABBED me," and "I didn't have to use the phone anyway..."

Hudson River Valley UFO case GG2...one of the more convincing ones they covered...Dennis Sants sighting was particularly credible, as was the police officers....

How about this one, bet no one guesses this. "Me and my wife use to love to dance.........we really loved it, I can't find my wife no more..........."

I definitely remember that line as it was a heartbreaking scene. George Owens the elderly man who went missing and his car was found but no sign of him.

"My name is Carl and you are coming with me."

"Chuck is alright. Ecclesiastic 12, 1 thru 8."

Two lines that I've always found especially chilling.

One of the funnier lines that stands out was from the clip about the magical journey of the message in a bottle. (I can't remember the kids name, so I'll call him Sam") Anyways, Robert Stack said something to the effect of: "Sam and his mother were enjoying an afternoon of homespun whimsey"

How about this one:

"You want some of this...You want some?!"

I still quote that line and nobody gets the joke unless I've showed them the segment. Had me on the floor laughing hysterically the first few times I saw it.

Here's one (from Tallman's Ghost)

"COME ON! COME OUT OF THERE AND SHOW YOURSELF TO ME!!!"

And from Jeremy Bright:

"Pierce his ear"..."Yeah, he'd look good in an earring"

And from Christie Nichols:

"There were rumors goin' around that I was always beatin' up on her. That's just totally wrong."

I'm an escaped convict from Deer Lodge, Montana... and I don't have much time.

I don't have much time? What was the Zodiac late for a dinner appointment or something? Seriously. Just the way the actor delivers that line makes me chuckle.

I'm an escaped convict from Deer Lodge, Montana... and I don't have much time.


I always thought that line was creepy. However, I am FROM Montana, and I had just moved away from DEER LODGE...

And Robert Stack was right on the money in his description of Deer Lodge. The town is tiny and there's nothing there but the prison...

Charlotte's Mother: What was all this cleaning all about?

Paul: I'll clean, I like to live in a clean home.

How about this one:

"You want some of this...You want some?!"

I still quote that line and nobody gets the joke unless I've showed them the segment. Had me on the floor laughing hysterically the first few times I saw it.
I rememember this one I believe his name is Michael Scott Martin or something like that. I just saw this one the other day. He is accused of robbing a gas station and sentence to 20 years with out parole. Your quote is when he is at the grocery store and is acused of stealing polish sausages, and potato chips. Classic, he takes his pocket/butterfly knife saying want some of this to scare the employees, both if you notice packing brooms to defend themselves. It is a classic recreation. A lot of good gems in this one. "I remember I was watching a tv program battlestar galactica". You could tell the guy was kind of creepy I always did wonder if he was framed, but knowing him his incarceration probably learned him well. Classic episode, how I miss those recreations, something about the early ones that will never be recaptured again.

Oh man, that guy had a lot of good'uns...

"I don't leave my kids alone, never been that kinda father, never will be"

and more that escape the mind right off hand...

Charlotte's Mother: What was all this cleaning all about?

Paul: I'll clean, I like to live in a clean home.

"Say Mike do you have ESP?"

"Will you come with me Mama?"

"They have not come up with that word yet, once they do I will call you and let you know"


"It was good to meet again, we all took some polaroids together."

"You can call me Daddy Nickles", " Daddy Nickles......"


Here are a few, I will think of some more, Lets not let this thread die. It is great.

Well this really isn't a line, "If you have any information on thses cases then call 1800 something,something, or write to Unsloved Mysteries P.O. Box Bubrank Ca. 96 something"! That line would always stick with me.

Awesome thread. I have a few:

From special five:

"I ain't no whore" - 16 year-old Missy Munday in a letter written to her mother before she ran off with ex-con and murderer, Jerry Strickland.

From special seven (Beale treasure hunt)

"I reckon if we can't find that fifth point, than something is bad wrong" - treasure hunter.

"I hope 'em good luck" - town resident wishing treasure hunters luck.

and finally:

"...things are really pretty good..." - Jule Caylor's thoughts on his life following the unexplained and out of charcter disappearance of his wife, most likely due to FOUL PLAY.

And of course, there is always "Good night ladies and gentlemen" as said at the end of a video tape of a fire recorded by the unknown arsonist himself.

"The Mission is off"..........:)

"You want to see my license and registration?.....BANG!"

-Steven Anderson segment

"The Mission is off"..........:)


That sounds so familier, but can't think of which segment it's from. What segment is that line from?

Justin Berdwinkler , the army guy who went AWOL.

Here's a couple of the more haunting ones:

"Mommy is in the trees" (Mike Reimer case)
"Follow the shadows" (Nyleen Kay Marshall case)

How about one of the quotes from the exchange between the customer and the I-70 killer: "Come in the backroom!"
"Naw man. I didn't see nothin'. I'm just going to leave."
"Alright, but don't call the cops."

"I think we can end this transaction right now" (Tom Johnson/computer theft/murder case)

couple more I just thought of. These are funnier ones.

"I thought I was living with a bunch of flakes" (Alan Mann's dad in the Mann family ghost)

"This car is reliable sir. This car is the wave of the future, sir." (Liz Carmichael, describing 'The Dale' to a judge)

My church just exploded

How about one of the quotes from the exchange between the customer and the I-70 killer: "Come in the backroom!"
"Naw man. I didn't see nothin'. I'm just going to leave."
"Alright, but don't call the cops."

OMG I was just about to post this one. I still can't believe it happened the way they re-enacted it. I mean, this was a cold blooded SERIAL KILLER who brutally killed RANDOM PEOPLE. SOME GUY walks in the store, catches him red handed, and the killer just lets him go. WTF? I think it went more like this:

"Yo MAN! Look MAN! I AIN'T GOIN BACK IN THAT ROOM! I DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN! HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF THE STICKIEST OF THE ICKY IF YOU LET ME GO MAN!"

I think it went more like this:

"Yo MAN! Look MAN! I AIN'T GOIN BACK IN THAT ROOM! I DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN! HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF THE STICKIEST OF THE ICKY IF YOU LET ME GO MAN!"


LOL. That's funny.

A very poignant one I think......

"She's our daughter, not what someone's tried to make her."

I have a few, too....

"I have to get back to the fish...."

"First of all, I'm the husband.....I'm the ESTRANGED husband, to make it worse..."

All it said was, "Kinda missed New York. OOPS! But this can be lived with...."

"We found a new home for ----, except there is one problem they do not speak english."

Remember that one?

A very poignant one I think......

"She's our daughter, not what someone's tried to make her."

I remember this one. Elizabeth Campbell, right?

I remember this one. Elizabeth Campbell, right?

Sounds like it to me. I actually remember from the segment that her father said something to the effect of "she's our daughter."

I remember this one. Elizabeth Campbell, right?

Yep, thats it. It was what her father said at the end concerning the possibility that she was still alive and being brainwashed by her captor.

"Give me a kiss"

"But I am your son"

wow you beat me to the punch, I was going to post this one the other day, but was side tracked and forgot. Classic.

"Give me a kiss"

"But I am your son"
wow you beat me to the punch, I was going to post this one the other day, but was side tracked and forgot. Classic.

"Alexander, I don't think so, we gonna call him Salam........"

A few more to keep this thread going.

"The lord says a man doesn't work a man doesn't eat."

"You better quit bugging me or I am going to call the authorities"

"That's him, thats Lon," "Well that is Con not Lon"

"It was a sedative, we had fun........."

"We were the three musketeers"

"Hi, I'm Marty, You must be theives"

That is all for now, enjoy.

this is really gross but i still remember the time that ther was a case involving vomit on a blanket and the people were trying to fuigure out if it was human or dog vomit but the thing i remember most was robert stack saying as only he could AND THEN 2 days later the vomit spots dissappeard i never thought i would hear robert stack ever talk about vomit in any capacity

"The lord says a man doesn't work a man doesn't eat."

Wasn't this the Tim Good case? I think his name was Tim Good... it was the segment about the prominent rancher(?) who was brainwashed by his employee and then was found dead in the basement of his house, even though it appeared to authorities that the employee continued to LIVE IN HIS HOUSE after he had perished...

In any case, that entire case is SO messed up.

"I think our psychic centers are about to become one"

"I think our psychic centers are about to become one"

Yes I beat you to it ;) (check page two). A classic line though.

I also enjoyed the "I ain't no whore" nomination from you on the Munday & Strickland segment. :lol:

"I think our psychic centers are about to become one"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one!!!

"I didn't even have to use the phone anyway"

Scariest line, ever. Shiver!

Yes, the "The Lord says a man who doesn't work is a man who doesn't eat" is from the Tim Good case.

This has become quite the popular thread. Here's another one...

Don Smith: "Who wants to fight? I could whip anybody in here."
Don Smiths daughter: "Okay, I'm outta here."

"To be honest, i knew what i had and was thankful to pass it on...i wanted to warn Sam what he was getting......"

^ that segment is the motherlode of funny quotes. I love Stack's: "Danny had an airtight alibi ... he was out bar hopping all night." And Danny, whooo ... that guy needed to make a career out of Unsolved Mysteries. Along with "Michael Jordan" and his odd pronunciation of "CO-INC-I-DENCE" he had such winners as "I never found her attractive, even before my brother got with her"

Good one studster! :lol: Those guys are so funny and don't even realize it. Speaking of that case, I googled Sammy Wheeler's name and found out someone has written a book about his murder. However I haven't really found a website that sells the book. If anyone out there is interested or can supply a link where you can purchase the book the title is "The Evil Men Do!" by Phyllis Campbell. Considering Danny Wheeler helped collaborate on the book it should make for some entertaining reading.

Good one studster! :lol: Those guys are so funny and don't even realize it. Speaking of that case, I googled Sammy Wheeler's name and found out someone has written a book about his murder. However I haven't really found a website that sells the book. If anyone out there is interested or can supply a link where you can purchase the book the title is "The Evil Men Do!" by Phyllis Campbell. Considering Danny Wheeler helped collaborate on the book it should make for some entertaining reading.
That book should be full of Gems if our boy Danny Wheeler is helping with it.

Here's another one..

I bet you think you're pretty smart, don't you?

p.s. Part of me felt bad that I cracked up so much during the Sammy Wheeler segment. I mean, here we have a serious issue - murder, yet I found myself cracking up at practically everything that came out of Danny Wheeler's and Bob Bean's mouths. Perhaps one of the most unintenionally funny segments ever.

What was the line, something like: "She was like a sister to me. And that would have been like incest. And I don't do that. Really, I don't." Danny Wheeler, truely a man who has a way with words.

I wish I could add more lines from the Sammy Wheeler case, but the one that sticks with me is from a segment that aired on UM recently:

"Are you gonna arrest her or not?" To which the policeman replies, "Don't tell me how to do my job!"

For some reason, I thought that was hilarious.

From the George Owens case: "I think if I 'hadda' called the police, this might not would have happened."

That book should be full of Gems if our boy Danny Wheeler is helping with it.

Does anyone else think it would have been funny if Bob Bean's "teenage son from a previous marraige" would have taken one more picture after Sammy confronted him?

"What are you doing?"
"I'm just taking a few pictures (at 5:30AM)"
"Well, stop taking pictures!"
"OK!"
(click)

Some more Danny Wheeler quotes:

(on Bob Beane)
"Bob is a pathological liar."
"He is a sick, sick man"

(on Sammy's girlfriend)
"she never once physically attracted me...I didn't think she was a good looking woman."

Some more..

"Officially, Charlie Scheel didn't exist."

and some more from the hilarious Liz Carmichael and her infamous car "The Dale" clip:

"There was no doubt in my mind Liz was a woman. You just didn't question it.
You just didn't question it!"
and

"If Liz were to walk in today and said 'let's go again', I'd be right there behind her."

(regarding a informational meeting Liz had called together): "The questions that were asked weren't 'Well if you have this car then where is it, and who are your engineers. The questions that were asked were 'Well, we're behind you Liz all the way and where can we send the money?":lol:

I think the Liz Carmichael segment was kind of a mini Sam Wheeler when it comes to number of hilarious quotes.

Sonny Liston's widow speaking about Sonny:

"Sonny didn't do no drugs. If he did I didn't know about it and I would have known a dopehead."

Classic.

"Ray Muniz.....Raymond Muniz. I have a summons. Internal Revenue Service."

-Men In Black

Still more from Liz Carmichael and the Dale (sorry if I'm overdoing it here, but this has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.)

"A huge woman, a massive woman, yet that was part of her appeal."

"There was a group of us that, if the company folded, were willing to continue on with the car."

"It could still be done today, it could still go back into production and be a great car."

Some more lines that struck me as creepy:

"It's gotten to the point where I wouldn't care if he came after me. Maybe if he killed me, maybe he'd get caught this time."

-Gord McAllister, Blind River Rest Stop Victim

"I LOVE YOU CINDY" by GW

-Cindy Anderson dissappearence in Ohio, spray-painted on a wall by unknown intruder

"The mission's off!"

-Justin Burwinkle

"His skin did not look normal."

-Collette Peters in the Men In Black segment

Just some more to add to the collection.

"I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings but I have really sensitive skin...can you shave?" :lol:

As far as creepiness goes, one that sticks out in my mind is, "How about a hug?"

As far as creepiness goes, one that sticks out in my mind is, "How about a hug?"

Definitely makes my skin crawl......Max Carson segment.

Another good one just on today:

"I shouldn't admit it but I watch everyone's business....."

I wish I could remember the exact quote, but it was something like...

"she walked around all the time talking on her phone and you just don't see that very often."

As far as creepiness goes, one that sticks out in my mind is, "How about a hug?"
Yes, I love that creepy re-creation with Max Carson, classic line "How bout a hug" reminds me of the scene on dumb and dumber. Also when he is on the phone he tells someone "trust me, after all we been through." The guy seemed like a real creep trying to con girls that were desperate to become models and putting them in bad situations. What a creep.

" I didn't rape you.........."

"no more bells"

"looks like we have a winner here."

Ok, I found this hilarious but from a not-so-funny case. "The guy looked at me like he was about to enjoy a big steak".

"Good night, ladies and gentlemen! hahahahahahaha"

Not sure if anyone posted this one (but I can't go through nine pages looking for it), but in the Camilla segment, something along the lines of...

"People go to dog shows to judge dogs, not people."

I think the Liz Carmichael segment was kind of a mini Sam Wheeler when it comes to number of hilarious quotes.

Another one from that segment:

"A big woman, a massive woman but that was part of her appeal. She wanted to be a man...she wanted to wear a man's pants."

Okay, one more:

"We have trouble here."

"Do you have the note?"

"What note?"

"The note from the parking garage................."

"I don't know what note you are talking about."

"Nevermind, just shut up about it."

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"Who takes over when you are not in charge?"

"Probably some vice president."

"Would that be Bill Taylor?"

"You know Bill Taylor."

"Nevermind ............."
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"So far the FBI has not found anything thing and they won't find anything because I didn't do it."

Well he kind of looked like the guy from the scetch, but who knows.


Classic Dialouge between the hostage and the "Chubby kidnapper sporting a rain jacket and a floppy hat."


That is all for now, I will watch some more and come back with some classic lines.

"It was like turning a light on and turning a light off.....That was Clerance turning the light off."

"He was going for a millionaire or broke.....and he was ending up broke."

"Definately.....He was definately capable."

The KC Fire Department/Highway Arson Explosion segement with the tapes of the 911 operator professionally but with a sound of desperation through the radio trying to get some sign of life:

"Pumper 41 ANSWER!" :(

And yet it was clear that no one could have survived that horrible explosion.

"Look at it Omar, look at it Omar.....This is what I've been doing on your week's vacation"

From the infamous "Debby" segment, that thanks to Crystaldawn's DVD which I received on Friday, I was finally able to see.

"Where do ya think you're goin'? You ain't goin' nowhere!"

This was indeed a disturbing segment, but at the same time, I still believe that Lifetime should air this story in the hopes of finding her attacker. Debby was raped on 3/21/90. Who knows how many more people this pervert could have attacked in the sixteen years since then.

"You know what I'm saying?"

"Don't move.....don't make any noise, OK?"

"I'm an escaped convict from Deer Lodge, Montana."

"The genius of the cryptograms, first of all he laid them out like works of art."

Here's one that's been stuck in my head recently after seeing it on Liftime several days ago:

"Dick turned left, I turned left, he turned left."

"He looked at me like he was about to enjoy a large steak."

"He looked at me like he was about to enjoy a large steak."


Wasn't that the Paul Stamper case? Such a great line... very unforgettable.

From the Ed Wood's haunted house case about the ghost in the shower "When Ed's son came to visit he got the welcome of a lifetime":lol:

Wasn't that the Paul Stamper case? Such a great line... very unforgettable.

I can't recall the names but it was the case where the girl moved to Manatee County Florida with her Mother from Cinncinnatti, Ohio. Then she met the local butcher and moved in with him. He became possessive.

Here's a line from the Shane Stewart and Sally McNelly case:

"One is not to fight, and two to be aware of where you are and what you're doing because you never know when someone is going to gang up on you."

My faves:

"Alan...Alan? Wake up Alan. Alan...wake up."

"Well good luck on your math test!"

(in concealed voice) "So I went back inside to get me somethin' to eat 'cause I'm hungry..."

Another fave I forgot to post (but my wife, angel25, reminded me of this week):

"Linda! Let go of my wrists, Linda!"

"I thought I was living with a bunch of flakes."

Another one to add to the archives:

"It looked like Elizabeth Campbell was being pulled around, she wasn't with him by choice", then the creepy music........DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA ! :(

You think you're pretty smart, don't you?

Well, maybe.

BANG

You have to admit, that's kind of funny. :lol:

You think you're pretty smart, don't you?

Well, maybe.

BANG

You have to admit, that's kind of funny. :lol:

Yes, this is a very memorable quote. I actually posted it on this thread myself not too long ago. (as well as the line he uttered just before that: "We have trouble here.") Part of what makes it so memorable is the actor's delivery of it. He just really captures the seriousness of it. The actor is able to have a lot of impact with just a couple of lines.

"The car to me, that has to be a phony scene"

That one was going around in my head as I was fixing supper tonight.

"Just call me Parm."
Great one it is accually " Just call me Perm" reffering to Perman Gilbert the man who was found beaten and nude a day after being reported missing. He was a pilot/and a repair man on the weekends. His murder was clouded with controversy including rumors of drug smuggling, jelous husband, and his brother who had a history of possible mob links. That one had some great lines including "if you guys don't quit bugging me I am calling the authorities," and "I guess I will have to eat my bolgna and cheese by myself" . Man this guy had game, might have got him in trouble. Another line "she knows what I wanted" when he was at the flower shop. This one is loaded with good quotes, everything he said was a riot. He should have been in more reactments. Perm seemed like he was the man. Weird case, one of my favorites. Big question: "why the hell is this not in any of the box sets?"

Signing off " Just call me Perm!!!!!!!!!!

unsolvedfan4life: I know it's been over a half a year since you posted this, but I just wanted to tell you thanks for posting it: I got a 5 minute laugh out of this post. Of course, Perm's murder is both serious and sad, but the segment did have some humorous undertones to it, a la Liz Carmichael and the Bob Bean & Company segment.

I saw this case for the first time on CD's UM vol 4, and wanted to see what others thought about it so I did a search and this was one of the few ones that came up. Anyone have any thoughts? There were several theories, that Perm could have known too much about drug deals, and his brother's mob connections. But the theory that seems to fit best in my opinion, was the crime of passion. That might have explained why he was found nude.

my fave is
"Unsolved Mysteries on lifetime will be back in a moment" lol

The Lake Wales Haunting segment with Alan Mann.

''Let go of my wrists Linda!!"


"Linda what has gotten into you?!?!"

Oh boy! Let's see...Oh, the guy talkin about the acorn shaped UFO that fell in 1965 "I saw it.If you don't believe me, I don't care.I don't care." That one still cracks me up. "Omar" of course. Oh yeah..."Your lights are a laugh." Not verbally quoted but handwritten on a note by some nutjob terrorizing some family.Great rarely seen segment BTW. "Brian, Brian" cue the boy in white running off into the woods.Ah, the detective talkin about D.B.Cooper " I think he probably took the money and lost himself in a big city". Somethin like that.LOL "If that there's gold then I think we can call John D. Rockefeller a tramp." Many many more. I'll try to think of some more.

How about this one:

"She had that Northern accent pretty bad" (Gayle Delano case)

"The formula is fine and I'm sick of your meddling in our business all the time. Just shut up about it!" Kristie Gunderson Lee

"Say Mike do you have ESP?"

"Will you come with me Mama?"

"They have not come up with that word yet, once they do I will call you and let you know"


"It was good to meet again, we all took some polaroids together."

"You can call me Daddy Nickles", " Daddy Nickles......"


Here are a few, I will think of some more, Lets not let this thread die. It is great.

I remember the third and fourth quotes, but what are the other three from?

But anyway, here's a quote from the Stanley Gryziec case that I always found eerie. It was uttered by Stanley's daughter Patricia Cousins.

"I spent a three-day weekend with my father. He seemed in a good mood but he seemed a little distant. When he hugged me goodbye, he said a very strange thing. He said: 'I don't know when I'll ever see you again.' And that was the last time I saw him again."

"Oliver acquired the car of his dreams, a fully loaded Datsun 240 Z."
(Robert Stack narration of the Oliver Munson case)

I have one. I don't think it's been posted yet, although it might be too easy...


"I don't think I want to know who put him there. I couldn't do that to someone's animal much less a human being."

"You, my friend are a proud owner of a Z"

"Dad, some bad guy killed Sam." "Yes, some real bad guy killed Sam."

"I was so happy I wanted to scream, but I was afraid if I did they would look me up."

"We are not that type of people, we have lived in this community our whole lives."

"Danny!! Danny!! This is not going to help!!!"

"Why is she lying I wonder?"

To be continued...............

"Why don't you get out of here, man?" (Kimberly Pandillos case)

"She's... got... red... eyes!" (Horicon bunk bed hauntings case)

"Shut up! Don't look at my face." (Bike Path Rapist/Killer case - my brother still quotes this to this day, probably because he knew how much the composites in this case scared me)

"This is no joke, there's a bomb in here" (Probably quoted already, and easy to guess)

"I'm still afraid. I don't go anywhere unless it's to church or I go to the stores with my mother or somebody accompanies me, because I still don't know where this man is!" (Can anyone guess this?)

"I'm still afraid. I don't go anywhere unless it's to church or I go to the stores with my mother or somebody accompanies me, because I still don't know where this man is!" (Can anyone guess this?)

This is from the New Orleans serial killer case. The woman who said it had her vocal cords permanently damaged in a strangulation attempt. She was filmed in silhouette to protect her identity and was simply called "Brenda".

"Why don't you get out of here, man?" (Kimberly Pandillos case)

I saw that one the other day, and it's my head... Well, actually the quote that's in my head is... "what's your problem, man?!"

Oh, I got one!

"Acid is groovy. Kill the pig."

"Dad's inside, and he's got his belt off. And, he wants you to get inside"

A memorable line for a sad case.

"When a son gathers his siblings together to throw the founder of the company out...I'd say thats more than a crack in the dam. Its a bad omen thats for sure."

"When a son gathers his siblings together to throw the founder of the company out...I'd say thats more than a crack in the dam. Its a bad omen thats for sure."

It sounds to me that's from the segment about Eva Shoen's murder. It's a well-known fact that her father-in-law, Leonard Samuel Shoen, got into fights with family members over U-Haul (the company he and his wife founded in the 1940s).

"I have powers you don't..."

"Where is their soul? Where is their spirit?"

It sounds to me that's from the segment about Eva Shoen's murder. It's a well-known fact that her father-in-law, Leonard Samuel Shoen, got into fights with family members over U-Haul (the company he and his wife founded in the 1940s).

Yes thats the one. Here's an interesting article about the family:

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/Issues/1994-12-01/news/columns3.html

Its so sad to think of how L.S. Shoen was treated by some of his children when he was so generous in sharing his wealth with them. He died in 1999 in what police think was a suicide:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/1999/Oct-06-Wed-1999/news/12093531.html

"Where is their soul? Where is their spirit?"

Ah yes good old Huey Littleton....:)

The most chilling one..the one that gives me chills every time is the Dennis Depew case, the update on it, you know the one where he goes on this chase, and they shoot out the back tires and then he kills himself...

Well..at the very end..Stack..talked about some of the notes this guy had written, and I dont remember the exact line, but stack read a portion of it..and then said in one of his more..serious, scary voices said "a life for a life..at the time dennis depew did not know how prophetic those words would be". I get chills every time I hear that. It was the words, the look, the tone of voice, everything.

Let's play another round of "Guess which segment this is from". These two are actually exchanges of 2 pairs of people.

"Look out that window and tell me what you see."
"Well, the neighbor's got a new van."
"Exactly."

"You shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you."
"Yeah, right."

Let's play another round of "Guess which segment this is from". These two are actually exchanges of 2 pairs of people.

"Look out that window and tell me what you see."
"Well, the neighbor's got a new van."
"Exactly."

"You shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you."
"Yeah, right."

Good idea. The first one is Tammy Leppert talking with Wing Flannagan.

Second one is an unidentified man talking with a customer at the convenience store when Debra Poe disappeared.

Here's two. Can you guess 'em?

"Your immediate reaction is to want to run home, grab your daughter by the arm, bring her to the scene and say 'This is why I say no, you can't go out late at night.'"

"There is no satisfaction to be derived by me or my family. What's done is done, you can't bring somebody back. But I think there's a larger message contained in this and that is we all function as a single unit, as a society. And there are lines of behavior that are acceptable. And once you step over that line, it's not acceptable. Her behavior, as with the other people involved is unacceptable."

Here's two. Can you guess 'em?

1. Kathy Hobbs.

2. Cathy Power.

Good work there, CrystalDawn and Justin5256. I'll have to see if I can delve deep into my archives and find an obscure one to stump you two with.:) :lol: :wave: :D

Wow. That's really impressive, you two. The lines were definately familiar, but there was no way I could place them to a particular segment... Bravo! :)

How about these:

"You can read your article later, do the pants!!!!"

"If you come to Ohio you el sicko's will pay" I love that Stack read that one.

"I am the acient mariner."

"He was wearing a lumber jack style shirt, with loose fitting pants, it wasn't nothing neat."

How about these:

"You can read your article later, do the pants!!!!"

"If you come to Ohio you el sicko's will pay" I love that Stack read that one.

"I am the acient mariner."

"He was wearing a lumber jack style shirt, with loose fitting pants, it wasn't nothing neat."

The second one sounds like the Circleville letters, am I right?

I think this one's been posted on here, but I'd like to add it anyway.....

"And, she was yelling, Acid is groovy, kill the pigs."
:)

This is from the New Orleans serial killer case. The woman who said it had her vocal cords permanently damaged in a strangulation attempt. She was filmed in silhouette to protect her identity and was simply called "Brenda".

That is correct. Those words really stuck with me when I watched it the night it aired and the over the years. You could really sense the fear in her voice and that was a big reason why, when that case aired in October 1992 and re-aired the following spring, I couldn't look at the TV when the composite of the killer came on the screen, and I never knew what he looked like until I got a tape 11 (!) years later.

I got another one, if it has been posted before, it warrants posting again:

"I mean, she must be 300 pounds! You know, someone like that just doesn't get lost in the crowd. Even in a big city! And this is a big city, you still don't get lost in the crowd when you are ENORMOUS!"

I've only just seen this case, and it marks one of the rare times that I have laughed watching Unsolved Mysteries.

Don't know if they've been listed already, but here are some of mine:

From the Mark & Christy Nichols segment: The doctor talking about how Christy, "acted like a scared rabbit, if you will."

Dale Kerstetter's son talking about how he hoped his dad committed the robbery of the platinum and would come back when the statute of limitations expired "and get away scot free."

Another one for Dale Kerstetter:

"He was always faithful.....he never believed in lying"

That is correct. Those words really stuck with me when I watched it the night it aired and the over the years. You could really sense the fear in her voice and that was a big reason why, when that case aired in October 1992 and re-aired the following spring, I couldn't look at the TV when the composite of the killer came on the screen, and I never knew what he looked like until I got a tape 11 (!) years later.

I got another one, if it has been posted before, it warrants posting again:

"I mean, she must be 300 pounds! You know, someone like that just doesn't get lost in the crowd. Even in a big city! And this is a big city, you still don't get lost in the crowd when you are ENORMOUS!"

I've only just seen this case, and it marks one of the rare times that I have laughed watching Unsolved Mysteries.

That would be Bonnie Wilder, right? I almost goofed and put my initial hunch -Charlotte Pollis as she came in at around that mark, but I did some additional thinking and concluded Bonnie Wilder.

Let's play another round of "guess which segment". I imagine some of you will find the first one extremely easy. The second one might be a little tougher, though.

"I'm gonna climb those mountains."

"You want some of this? You want some of this?"

Here's a good one.

"A lot of times he just wouldn't talk to me at all. And when he did, he was very abusive, very angry. It got worse as time went on because he was drinking also, the liquor, and he would just get more angry and more irrational. And I got more afraid knowing that I could not reason with him."

Let's play another round of "guess which segment". I imagine some of you will find the first one extremely easy. The second one might be a little tougher, though.

"I'm gonna climb those mountains."

"You want some of this? You want some of this?"

1. Keith Reinhardt?

2. Stephen Anderson

Here's a good one.

"A lot of times he just wouldn't talk to me at all. And when he did, he was very abusive, very angry. It got worse as time went on because he was drinking also, the liquor, and he would just get more angry and more irrational. And I got more afraid knowing that I could not reason with him."

Louis Carlucci?

"He was wearing a lumber jack style shirt, with loose fitting pants, it wasn't nothing neat."

AJ Breaux

Louis Carlucci?

Nope. That was "Debby" describing the four-hour drive from Winston-Salem, NC to Fayetteville with her rapist. Before that, he forced her to stop at a liquor store where he bought what appeared in the re-enactment to be a large bottle of whiskey.

Here's a kind of tough one:

(screaming) "You got a warrant??!! You got a warrant??!!"

"Whatever it is, if it's good or bad, tell me."

Which segment?

"Whatever it is, if it's good or bad, tell me."

Which segment?

Rhonda Hinson

Rhonda Hinson

Right on! That's the one line I remember from watching it! lol

Here's a kind of tough one:

(screaming) "You got a warrant??!! You got a warrant??!!"

Ron Rushton.

What about this one.....a pretty easy one:

"The name John Anderson was a fake"

1. Keith Reinhardt?

2. Stephen Anderson

You got the first one right for sure. I was thinking of somebody else for the second one. I've never seen the Stephen Anderson segment to my knowledge, so it's possible that you're right there too, but it wasn't who I was thinking of: Michael Scott Martin. He uttered those lines during the supermaket stand-off.

What about this one.....a pretty easy one:

"The name John Anderson was a fake"

Dark Dante, Kevin Poulsen. What's funny is that I am watching this segment as I type this, and I read the quote two minutes before it was said.

That's right.....when they checked the locker with all the equipment. That's crazy you read this before you heard it.....

You got the first one right for sure. I was thinking of somebody else for the second one. I've never seen the Stephen Anderson segment to my knowledge, so it's possible that you're right there too, but it wasn't who I was thinking of: Michael Scott Martin. He uttered those lines during the supermaket stand-off.

Yeah, I've never seen Michael Scott Martin. Stepen Anderson yelled "you want some of this" as a police car was chasing him and he came to a stop on a country road. Stepen Anderson was fanatical about para-military matters. He actually shot at the cop who was chasing him. Anderson stoped, got out of his truck (painted in army-color) and yelled "You want some of this?" at the cop. Then, cops searched Anderson's truck and shed and found enough weopons and equipment to equip a small army.

I'm attempting to stump the panel with this one:

son: "What are they doing, Daddy?"
father: "Never you mind."

I'm attempting to stump the panel with this one:

son: "What are they doing, Daddy?"
father: "Never you mind."

Audrey Moat.

Audrey Moat.

You got it!

Ron Rushton.

Good job JS. Speaking of that case and I may have asked this before but I seem to remember in one of the UM versions they said (referring to the elderly couple profiled) towards the end that the husband (Jim) had died of a heart attack but I recently watched the NBC version and they didn't say it. Does anyone else remember that perhaps on a Lifetime version or am I just going insane? :crazy: :lol:

Good job JS. Speaking of that case and I may have asked this before but I seem to remember in one of the UM versions they said (referring to the elderly couple profiled) towards the end that the husband (Jim) had died of a heart attack but I recently watched the NBC version and they didn't say it. Does anyone else remember that perhaps on a Lifetime version or am I just going insane? :crazy: :lol:

I recall that you and I were discussing this some time ago. UM being what it is, I wouldn't be surprised if Lifetime did some discrete "updating" when they acquired the rights to the show. The most recent example I've seen was in the Mark Dennis case. In the NBC version, Jerry Dennis has a conversation with a man at a bar who claims he met Mark in a POW camp. This conversation is intact in the Lifetime version but Stack also mentions that the information provided by the stranger at the bar turned out to be fraudulent. Also, watch the NBC version of the "Omar" arsonist case and notice how Stack actually says the real name of the family who found the infamous videotape(!) They were given pseudonyms in the Lifetime reruns.

"Wanna see my icepick?"

"Busy place in the old days"

"Mom, can I have a dollar for lunch?"

This might be a more difficult one for some of you.

"There should be twelve stitches to the inch! You've only done eleven!"

I remember laughing at this line the first time I saw this segment.

This might be a more difficult one for some of you.

"There should be twelve stitches to the inch! You've only done eleven!"

I remember laughing at this line the first time I saw this segment.

Dorothea Allen

Police Officer: Everyone here's been calling you "Sandy".

Maria Armstrong: I like the name Sandy, it just seems friendlier.

What about:

"The Air Force issued a blanket denial; the Department of Defense said 'We've never heard of such a thing', the added, 'You might try the Airforcre'"

and

Elanor: "I'm John's fiancee"

Anna: "I'm his wife"

Classic....I laughed when I heard the latter.

"Uncle Bob fell in the water!!!!" I always liked that line for some reason.

I had a chuckle in the clumsy bank robber named "Fumbles" when Stack said something along the lines of "the police think it's funny however his 30 bank robberies are no laughing matter", said with a smirky Stack grin :lol:

which segment is this from?

"There ain't no phone in that car" (with southern accent)

which segment is this from?

"There ain't no phone in that car" (with southern accent)

The two teens who went on a killing spree.

I'm sure this one has been mentioned before, but I just heard it while watching some archived UM segments: "I'm not a violent person." Considering who said it, I thought it was perfect for this board. :)

"You sorry weasel! What have you been doing while everybody is studying their bibles?!?"

"You sorry weasel! What have you been doing while everybody is studying their bibles?!?"

Tony Alamo.

"God is telling me... give Jimmy ten licks!"

"He will appear before me in MY court and he will HANG!" :lol:

See if you remember which segment this came from:

"He looked at me like he was about to enjoy a nice steak"

(maybe not word for word but its close to the actual comment)

See if you remember which segment this came from:

"He looked at me like he was about to enjoy a nice steak"

(maybe not word for word but its close to the actual comment)

Jim Burnside... sick depraved man.

"Oh no, I said, not her. She loved her daddy SO much and I knew she had not run off."

"I think there was something in the drink because I lost all sense of inhibition and I knew it couldn't have come from just one pina colada."

Another fav line...

"Man, I'm gonna KILL you! I want that TRUCK!"

It would actually be hilarious if the story didn't have such a horrible ending.

Here's some more lines from cases that never aired on Lifetime. See if you can guess them.

1. "I really want to work in your store. I mean, it's a new store; we can build it together!"

2. "To look at this woman, I would think that maybe she would drive a school bus, or maybe even work in a lunch room, or in a kindergarten. That type of person."

3. "The police cannot protect you every day of the week, month and year. If you decide not to pay, we'll blow your brains out."

4. "I'm God's man and I will not allow it!"

5. "I told one of my fellow employees 'It's gonna be somethin' if somethin' happens to that woman 'cause she acted awful strange.'"

6. "All I could do was say why and who."

Here's some more lines from cases that never aired on Lifetime. See if you can guess them.

1. "I really want to work in your store. I mean, it's a new store; we can build it together!"

2. "To look at this woman, I would think that maybe she would drive a school bus, or maybe even work in a lunch room, or in a kindergarten. That type of person."

3. "The police cannot protect you every day of the week, month and year. If you decide not to pay, we'll blow your brains out."

4. "I'm God's man and I will not allow it!"

5. "I told one of my fellow employees 'It's gonna be somethin' if somethin' happens to that woman 'cause she acted awful strange.'"

6. "All I could do was say why and who."

Good ones. I believe #1 is "Bonnie Wilder" and #4 is Tony Alamo. Am I right?

Btw, does anybody know if they ever caught Bonnie Wilder? I believe a lady in the segment said she didn't think Bonnie could elude capture for long given her weight, which she believed would give her a tendency to stick out in a crowd.

#2 is Bonnie Wilder (about her) as well.
#3 is from the letter extortion case from California.
#5 I think is from the Roxanne & Christopher Jeeves case.

I previously quoted in this thread the funny line from the Personnel Manager in the Bonnie Wilder case about how she could get lost in the crowd. "She must be 300 pounds!"

Yeah, that was a good line. My other favorite one from that case came from the police who came to Bonnie Wilder's door and said:

Policeman: Are you Bonnie Wilder?
Woman: Yes.
Policeman: ...have you lost a lot of weight recently?
Woman:... No.

"Now there was no reason for you to upset Ida like that. That was totally uncalled for!"

"He didn't have a choice".....something like that.....describing David Berkowitz in the Astrology in predicting serial killers segment.

"A lot of unusual activity at home.....and it's all not good"

Another one describing Ed Kemper.....

"I get more of a suffocation feeling. I know I can't breathe!"

"dead men don't drive a car"

"We always knowed where she was at."

"We always knowed where she was at."

What one was that from?

Here's more:

"You buy's your t's and you takes your chances"

"She was 16 going on 42."

What one was that from?

That was Missy Munday's mother Phyllis describing her daughter.

"WHOO! Fermaldehyde!"

A psychic says this " When I looked at him, I knew that he knew, that I knew that he was responsible for this."

Oh, I remember that I also remember the line where the one says something like "People think I liked her but she wasn't a good lookin' woman to me."

this is really gross but i still remember the time that ther was a case involving vomit on a blanket and the people were trying to fuigure out if it was human or dog vomit but the thing i remember most was robert stack saying as only he could AND THEN 2 days later the vomit spots dissappeard i never thought i would hear robert stack ever talk about vomit in any capacity

That was the Zell Losive case. I remember because I have that episode. Zell also said this as she throws this watch into the lap of her ex husband who turned up dead in the garage "Here!!! I know you were worried about this. I didn't love Ted, I'm glad he's gone!!!" Poor ole' Zell's joined Ted in the afterlife. His mother was so sweet. She says something at the end like she can't laugh anymore. Oh, I'm also remembering the maid's line

"Mr. Losive do you have a gun??!!! Well, if you want me to continue working for you you'll have to speak with my husband."

Zell to Ted's question of how many drinks she had with slurred speech "50-----100!!!!"

"I'm still afraid. I don't go anywhere unless it's to church or I go to the stores with my mother or somebody accompanies me, because I still don't know where this man is!" (Can anyone guess this?)

I don't remember the name but it's an African American girl who was almost stranggled to death.

A psychic says this " When I looked at him, I knew that he knew, that I knew that he was responsible for this."

Yep, John Catchings in the Sherry Eyerly case. That was a cool segment. The guy he fingered decided to 'check out' afterwards. Coward.

"WHOO! Fermaldehyde!"

Unsolved88, for the second time in a row, you've gotten me to chuckle quite a bit with the quote you mentioned, but I don't know which segment it's from. Can you please tell me? Thanks for letting me know it was Missy Munday for the other one.

That was the Zell Losive case. I remember because I have that episode. Zell also said this as she throws this watch into the lap of her ex husband who turned up dead in the garage "Here!!! I know you were worried about this. I didn't love Ted, I'm glad he's gone!!!" Poor ole' Zell's joined Ted in the afterlife. His mother was so sweet. She says something at the end like she can't laugh anymore. Oh, I'm also remembering the maid's line

"Mr. Losive do you have a gun??!!! Well, if you want me to continue working for you you'll have to speak with my husband."

Zell to Ted's question of how many drinks she had with slurred speech "50-----100!!!!"

Ah yes, the Zel Loseff case. I have this one, too. Ted's wife Wilda was quite the character, as she managed to have a cigarette or alcoholic drink in her hands at all times, despite all that was going on (including her husband's death.) I'm totally convinced she hired some people to kill Ted. I was hoping she might get locked up some day, but she pulled an "old dirty trick" (as my current college professor would say) by dying before it could happen.:lol: Also referred to as a Kenneth Lay. :lol: And what did she die of? Not surprisngly, a drug overdose.

Unsolved88, for the second time in a row, you've gotten me to chuckle quite a bit with the quote you mentioned, but I don't know which segment it's from. Can you please tell me? Thanks for letting me know it was Missy Munday for the other one.

Roxanne Jeeves case. One of the investigators found a glass bottle in Roxanne's car and when he opened it and caught a whiff, he exclaimed "WHOO! Fermaldehyde!". It sounded especially funny since the case happened in Texas and the investigator had a Southern accent! :)

And since you mentioned Missy Munday, did anyone else notice how many times her mother Phyllis mangled the English language during the interview?
Lest we forget her other quote about her daughter: "She wasn't no whore.":crazy:

Roxanne Jeeves case. One of the investigators found a glass bottle in Roxanne's car and when he opened it and caught a whiff, he exclaimed "WHOO! Fermaldehyde!". It sounded especially funny since the case happened in Texas and the investigator had a Southern accent! :)
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thanks. I watched the case for a second time last night, and that part cracked me up. "WHOO! Fermaldehyde!" I must have missed that the first time around.

"The people who did this murder obviously do not want this to be solved."

Think of how stupid that sounds!

Just came up with another one. I'm surprised no one came up with this one before. It's probably too easy.

"Eleanor, I know you're in there. ELEANOR!! ELEANOR!!!!"

Just came up with another one. I'm surprised no one came up with this one before. It's probably too easy.

"Eleanor, I know you're in there. ELEANOR!! ELEANOR!!!!"

John Burns?

Here's one thats a little tough:

"When you make eye contact with another man that means you're being unfaithful to me!!"

"Payback is an M.F."

"When you make eye contact with another man, that means you're being unfaithful to me."

Isn't that the Randall Utterback (?) case? I'm probably wrong, but for some reason he was my first instinct.

"The son-of-a-gun has done it again!"

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it, but there is another UM line that was memorable (at least IMO). It comes from the segment about the 1988 murders of a Texas teenage couple (Shane and Sally), who were believed to have been killed by cult members. The following line was said by Sally's friend Helen:

"I don't think I ever heard her call her mother, 'Mother.' It was always 'Pat.' She was real resentful towards the fact that her dad wasn't around, and she blamed it on Pat a lot while we were kids."

Guess where this line is from.

"I ain't know nothin' 'bout the truck. But I know that he did not have no beer in the truck and he did not throw no gun out the truck because there wasn't no gun in the truck."

Another one from the Bonnie Wilder segment :)

"When we started hiring, the response was terrible, I mean there were days when if there was a person who wasn't on drugs I was relieved" :lol:

I think that woman has some of the best lines ever! :lol:

True enough, but I'm not sure what's worse. Having her say those lines, or from your experience as an employer, actually RELATING to those words... :)

True enough, but I'm not sure what's worse. Having her say those lines, or from your experience as an employer, actually RELATING to those words... :)

:lol:

"Good Luck on your math test"

How about this haunting quote........."I was too old to start over....."

Robert Stack said something to the effect of: "Sam and his mother were enjoying an afternoon of homespun whimsey"

Dude, I am at my desk CRYING right now trying to hold it in. I can so totally hear Robert Stack's voiceover saying those words. It just sounds so old-timey colloquial, like "The lads were partaking in some ramshackle mirthmaking...until a sinister figure, full of malicious hooliganism happened upon them..." It sounds like an old CountryTime Lemonade commercial or something.

How about this one, "Or it could have been an eloborate hoax concocted by a professional huckster."