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crystaldawn · 01-12-2006, 10:08 PM

I thought it might be interesting for us to share with each other some of our most memorable lines from UM segments. Even better lets see if you can guess which segment this comes from. I can only think of one right now but will post more as they come to me as hopefully you all will. (This may not be the words verbatim but very close).

"I just remember asking which one, I never dreamed it would have been both of them".

Anyone know which segment its from?

DarkDante · 01-12-2006, 11:06 PM

"Coincidence, sure it is and I'm Michael Jordan and I used to play basketball for the Chicago Bulls"

The most infamous line ever spoken on UM

dynoguy88 · 01-13-2006, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by crystaldawn

"I just remember asking which one, I never dreamed it would have been both of them".

Anyone know which segment its from?

Such a sad segment. My heart broke for her. That was Marie and John? Constable who were killed by the drunk driver.... I think his last name was White. Thank GOD he is behind bars. The Constable's daugher made that statement. They made this segment extra sad at the end when they replayed the accident in slow motion with the sad music.

O.K. here's another quote -

"I know where it happened and I know how it happened. But I don't know WHY it happened."

LooksLikeCRicci · 01-13-2006, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkDante

"Coincidence, sure it is and I'm Michael Jordan and I used to play basketball for the Chicago Bulls"

AUGH! I hear the speaker saying this ridiculous line... but I don't remember what segment it's from.

*grin* I've got one that EVERYONE will know.

"He's got Jonathan! That man took Jonathan!"

RightOnDude · 01-13-2006, 09:48 AM

"Judy Hymes is alive and she lives in Omaha"

"Look what I been doin on my vacation Omar! yaaa haahaahahahahaha"

"I'm not that kind of father, never have been and never will be"

"I didn't even have to use the phone anyway"

ddelta · 01-13-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RightOnDude

"Judy Hymes is alive and she lives in Omaha"

"Look what I been doin on my vacation Omar! yaaa haahaahahahahaha"

"I'm not that kind of father, never have been and never will be"

"I didn't even have to use the phone anyway"

The first one is obvious.

Don't know the second one

Is the Third one Tommy Gibson's father?

Last one is Angela Hammond case.

ddelta · 01-13-2006, 12:16 PM

I can remember the exact quote or case...I think its the wendy camp case...if anyone can help me out...

"My Grandmother and Mother had nothing to do with Wendy's disappearence, at least not that they told me about"

Heres another one to guess...

"To say i was involved, well that is just lu-di-crous."

Kane · 01-13-2006, 12:19 PM

I can't do better than Robert Stack's trademark line (or any of its variations): "For every mystery there is someone somewhere who knows the truth. Perhaps it's you."

RightOnDude · 01-13-2006, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ddelta

The first one is obvious.

Don't know the second one

Is the Third one Tommy Gibson's father?

Last one is Angela Hammond case.

1) yerp

2) another quote from this one: "Listen to the coyotes!"

3) Paul Pollis

4) yerp

RightOnDude · 01-13-2006, 12:40 PM

another one from #2: "I said I'll do it! I said I'll do it!" ahhahahahahahaha

ddelta · 01-13-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RightOnDude

another one from #2: "I said I'll do it! I said I'll do it!" ahhahahahahahaha

Is that the Arson tape segment where the spooky voice is heard??

RightOnDude · 01-13-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ddelta

Is that the Arson tape segment where the spooky voice is heard??

ding ding ding ding we have a winner

crystaldawn · 01-13-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dynoguy88

Such a sad segment. My heart broke for her. That was Marie and John? Constable who were killed by the drunk driver.... I think his last name was White. Thank GOD he is behind bars. The Constable's daugher made that statement. They made this segment extra sad at the end when they replayed the accident in slow motion with the sad music.

Yes, very good dynoguy88. It was such a sad case. I remember them saying the impact of the crash had ruptured nearly every organ in Mrs. Constable's body. Yes his name was James White and I remember his sleazy family helped him escape from the hospital. He was eventually recaptured though thankfully and of course had other dui's before this accident.

That line you gave sounds so familiar to me but I can't place it.

PrettyinPink55 · 01-14-2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LooksLikeCRicci

AUGH! I hear the speaker saying this ridiculous line... but I don't remember what segment it's from.

*grin* I've got one that EVERYONE will know.

"He's got Jonathan! That man took Jonathan!"

Gosh! I can't stand that line!

LooksLikeCRicci · 01-15-2006, 04:12 AM

LOL. Neither can I. It's just memorable, probably because I hate it so much.

Here's another: I can make it rain.

01-12-2006, 10:08 PM	#1
crystaldawn Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 17, 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,261	Most memorable UM lines I thought it might be interesting for us to share with each other some of our most memorable lines from UM segments. Even better lets see if you can guess which segment this comes from. I can only think of one right now but will post more as they come to me as hopefully you all will. (This may not be the words verbatim but very close). "I just remember asking which one, I never dreamed it would have been both of them". Anyone know which segment its from?

01-12-2006, 11:06 PM	#2
DarkDante Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 27, 2002 Posts: 1,569	"Coincidence, sure it is and I'm Michael Jordan and I used to play basketball for the Chicago Bulls" The most infamous line ever spoken on UM

01-13-2006, 09:48 AM	#5
RightOnDude Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 12, 2005 Posts: 266	"Judy Hymes is alive and she lives in Omaha" "Look what I been doin on my vacation Omar! yaaa haahaahahahahaha" "I'm not that kind of father, never have been and never will be" "I didn't even have to use the phone anyway"

01-13-2006, 12:16 PM	#7
ddelta Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Posts: 218	I can remember the exact quote or case...I think its the wendy camp case...if anyone can help me out... "My Grandmother and Mother had nothing to do with Wendy's disappearence, at least not that they told me about" Heres another one to guess... "To say i was involved, well that is just lu-di-crous."

01-13-2006, 12:19 PM	#8
Kane Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 07, 2001 Location: MA, United States Posts: 3,367	I can't do better than Robert Stack's trademark line (or any of its variations): "For every mystery there is someone somewhere who knows the truth. Perhaps it's you."

01-13-2006, 12:40 PM	#10
RightOnDude Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 12, 2005 Posts: 266	another one from #2: "I said I'll do it! I said I'll do it!" ahhahahahahahaha

01-15-2006, 04:12 AM	#15
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	LOL. Neither can I. It's just memorable, probably because I hate it so much. Here's another: I can make it rain.