I got a good one I just saw, "Hello, my name is Faith, I'm 19 years old and today you're going to watch me fu"- oops, I was thinking of something else :D

"The son-of-a-gun has done it again!"

Is that from the Laura Burbank case?

I got a good one I just saw, "Hello, my name is Faith, I'm 19 years old and today you're going to watch me fu"- oops, I was thinking of something else :D

I take it you spent Valentine's Day alone, yes? :lol:

I take it you spent Valentine's Day alone, yes? :lol:

Nope, I had all these 'national geographic' DVDs to keep me company ;)

"I am John's Fiance, you must be his Aunt."


" I am John's Wife hahahahahah":lol: :lol: :lol: :talk: :talk:

This is my new favorite. The delivery was suberb

"I am John's Fiance, you must be his Aunt."


" I am John's Wife hahahahahah":lol: :lol: :lol: :talk: :talk:

This is my new favorite. The delivery was suberb

Yes that is one of my favorite quotes as well, and I agree that John's wife's delivery of it was top-notch. It ranks right up there with any of the quotes from the Dale/Liz Carmichael and Bob Bean/Wheeler Brothers segments. Actually, the exchange goes a little something like this:

Elanor to John's wife: "I'm Elanor, are you John's aunt?"
jump to John's wife, who is laughing, then jump back to Elanor
Elanor: "I'm John's fiancee" jump back to John's wife
John's wife: "I'm his wife" Elanor runs off crying

Although it's obviously bad that John cheated, I laughed at how his wife really rubs it in, saying "I'm his wife" like she's saying "I'm goin' gitchee."

Here's one: Let's see if anybody can guess which one this is from (Hint: we've talked about it recently)

"And, ugh, THE SMELL!"

Here's one: Let's see if anybody can guess which one this is from (Hint: we've talked about it recently)

"And, ugh, THE SMELL!"

Adam Hecht?

Here's one; "He hasn't gone to the police academy, he doesn't even own a badge". Who was Stack discribing?

I know this one!!! Yogi the Bloodhound.

These two quotes are from the same person. Guess 'em. (Note: The person who said these had a foreign accent and whose first language is clearly not English. That might help you figure it out.)

"More or less, I gave him a dirty look. What's the big rush in middle of the night?"

"I looked at him 'cause he blowed[sic] the horn."

Adam Hecht?

Bingo.

These two quotes are from the same person. Guess 'em. (Note: The person who said these had a foreign accent and whose first language is clearly not English. That might help you figure it out.)

"More or less, I gave him a dirty look. What's the big rush in middle of the night?"

"I looked at him 'cause he blowed[sic] the horn."

The anonymous female witness who was interviewed in the Son of Sam segment.

The anonymous female witness who was interviewed in the Son of Sam segment.

Correct. But they actually did give her name. Her name was Cecilia Davis.

"He was a good boy, he was a homeboy.":happyface :lol: :lol: :talk:

"If you tell anyone, I'm gonna beatcha up!"

Quote from Det. Gay Mercer:

"There's a possibility that the suspect was once involved with Veronica, and no one else knew that. He feels that his identity will never be known because of that fact."

Two quotes from Det. Bob Carrig:

"I think when you arrive at a crime scene at three o'clock in the morning, and you find a young woman shot to death - she was sexually assaulted and then murdered - I think you start out with kind of a sick feeling in your stomach. Um, kind of a disgust for, for crime in general."

"We continue to investigate unsolved homicides until the end. They may not be solved, but they're never forgotten. I think it's important that the killer understand that we will not stop looking for him. And it's important for him to know that, so he doesn't think that because a year has passed that he's gotten away with this crime. Because he has not. We are still looking, and we will find him."

"In March of 88 Sally called Sheriff...she and Shane became disillusioned when some members of the cult began engaging in criminal activities."

From the Satanic Cult Murders segment. I just love that those kids were discerning Satanists. They were down with worshipping the devil, but not if meant, ya know, robbing and setaling and stuff. I can just imagine them really conflicted about wanting to serve the devil, yet not wanting to break the law because breaking the law is just not cool! "Shane...we can please the dark lord...but we don't have to have premarital group sex high on crystal meth to do it!!" Like, if a devil worshipper has a really really good day, or hits the lottery or some other sort of good fortune befalls him, does he lose his faith in Satan?

I don't know if this one has been mentioned, but I laugh my ass off every time I hear it: "I mean you can looked at it, you can looked the video" -from Mexico UFO

"I've got to get back to the fish."

"You idiot! What do you think you're doin?!?"

"I've got to get back to the fish."

Craig Williamson

"Knock you in the head, lay you out. Do this to ya, do that to ya".

"Knock you in the head, lay you out. Do this to ya, do that to ya".

The Wackers

The eloquent young rapper who used the phrase "Know what I'm sayin'" at least a hundred times during his interview.

The eloquent young rapper who used the phrase "Know what I'm sayin'" at least a hundred times during his interview.

Lathan "Young Lay" Williams

Here's one that see if any of you guys can get:

"It was a horrible, horrible experience. I was very scared. It lasted 4 to 5 minutes but it seemed like an eternity."

Lathan "Young Lay" Williams

Here's one that see if any of you guys can get:

"It was a horrible, horrible experience. I was very scared. It lasted 4 to 5 minutes but it seemed like an eternity."

Every single one about a rape?

Every single one about a rape?

Wow, good guess but no. Anybody else have any guesses?

Wow, good guess but no. Anybody else have any guesses?

Is it "Carol"?

Wow, good guess but no. Anybody else have any guesses?

Uhm... is it one of the bank robberies?

Uhm... is it one of the bank robberies?

No, good guesses though. Its from the Joan Gay Croft segment. She's the young girl who mysteriously disappeared after a tornado ravaged her town several decades ago. The comment was from Joan's relative talking about the tornado.

"It was a horrible, horrible experience. I was very scared. It lasted 4 to 5 minutes but it seemed like an eternity."

Actually, it sounds like that political debate I briefly tuned into last week, the one moderated by Chris Matthews.

The eloquent young rapper who used the phrase "Know what I'm sayin'" at least a hundred times during his interview.

I cannot stand re watching this segment. Just drove me crazy him saying that over & over.

I cannot stand re watching this segment. Just drove me crazy him saying that over & over.

My husband just laughed and laughed at him.

It was quite sad about his girlfriend being murdered and the baby kidnapped, but I believe that they did find the child alive and well a few years later, which is good. It is kind of scary though to imagine him raising this child on his own, with such a limited vocabulary.

Oh, come on! You guys are being too harsh on him! He had a GREAT vocabulary!

You know what I'm sayin'? :D :D :D

Oh, come on! You guys are being too harsh on him! He had a GREAT vocabulary!

You know what I'm sayin'? :D :D :D

No cricci its all one word "youknowwhati'msayin'".....:lol:

I just thought of another (from last night's episode) ...

"Brad! Brad! Brad!" - Brad Bishop's co-worker as he chased him through the building in Sorrento, Italy. I'm so bad with names that I've already forgotten the co-worker's name ... I know it was Roy something-or-other. I liked how the re-enactment actor wore a bowtie for added authenticity. :)

I just thought of another (from last night's episode) ...

"Brad! Brad! Brad!" - Brad Bishop's co-worker as he chased him through the building in Sorrento, Italy. I'm so bad with names that I've already forgotten the co-worker's name ... I know it was Roy something-or-other. I liked how the re-enactment actor wore a bowtie for added authenticity. :)

The co-worker's name: Roy A. Harrell, Jr.

**wags finger**
"You're being bad again Susan!!"


I swear that guy with his "go good" "go bad again" summary of behavior. Was he in a relationship with a grown woman or a 3 year old? I'd also like to nomniate this guy for "Gultiest Person Ever"

**wags finger**
"You're being bad again Susan!!"


I swear that guy with his "go good" "go bad again" summary of behavior. Was he in a relationship with a grown woman or a 3 year old? I'd also like to nomniate this guy for "Gultiest Person Ever"

yeah, I agree. That's how I knew he was lying, no one is THAT corny! :lol:

here's one I just remembered after watching vol 10:

"Hi, how ya doin!"

BANG!

This one always cracks me up: :lol:

*Spanish accent* : "I will grow you the biggest tomato!" :lol:

"I am the Acient Mariner."

More of my favorite lines from the Elderly Home Improvement Scam.

"Hey, you have a nice house here."

"I need a soda" Plus showing the people eating sandwiches while planting themselves outside cracks me up. Even though the case is not funny.

"Ricky Nelson, like the singer...."

here's one I just remembered after watching vol 10:

"Hi, how ya doin!"

BANG!


That's superb, which one is that from? And who's your old lady there?

Another favorite from the Joe Owens case:

"Apparently he had made some comments to neighbors as to how nice this compost box was, that he was in love with this compost box."
:lol:

That's superb, which one is that from? And who's your old lady there?

Hi ya kamy, the quote is from the Charles Mulet case, the lady is Clarence Roberts sister-in-law (Geneva's sister) - the guy that supposedly died in two separate house fires. Interestingly, the lady in my avatar thought he was still alive at the time of the segment. I wonder if she's still alive, or him for that matter. I'm thinking he died in the second fire though.

Hi ya kamy, the quote is from the Charles Mulet case, the lady is Clarence Roberts sister-in-law (Geneva's sister) - the guy that supposedly died in two separate house fires. Interestingly, the lady in my avatar thought he was still alive at the time of the segment. I wonder if she's still alive, or him for that matter. I'm thinking he died in the second fire though.


Ahh yes, I vaguely remember that one. I'm with you, I think he did die in the second fire as well.

Thanks!

This one always cracks me up: :lol:

*Spanish accent* : "I will grow you the biggest tomato!" :lol:


which one is that from?

which one is that from?

That's from the Ricardo Caputo segment, the serial killer who has killed at least 5 women.

"You don't get lost in a crowd when you are huge!" :lol:

"You don't get lost in a crowd when you are huge!" :lol:

Good ol' Lisa Penz, she's got some of the best lines ever :lol:

Good ol' Lisa Penz, she's got some of the best lines ever :lol:

I totally agree! :)

Who's that in your avatar btw?

I totally agree! :)

Who's that in your avatar btw?


Fred Rubio, Captain at the Las Cruces Police Department. He was interviewed in the Bowling Alley Massacre segment.

Fred Rubio, Captain at the Las Cruces Police Department. He was interviewed in the Bowling Alley Massacre segment.

He looks like he's wearing a disguise...:lol:

He looks like he's wearing a disguise...:lol:

That never crossed my mind, but I think you're right :) . I always thought it looked like he was wearing a toupee though, come to think of it, that mustache looks kind of fake too :lol:

G, Z... Geez! He must be in a hurry! :lol:

EASY! That's the Dennie DePue segment. :)

Here's another easy one, alhtough I'm paraphrasing quite a bit, "It would be nice to find someone to spend the summer with."

EASY! That's the Dennie DePue segment. :)

Here's another easy one, alhtough I'm paraphrasing quite a bit, "It would be nice to find someone to spend the summer with."

Easy too ;) From the Gayle Delano segment, if memory serves me right, Robert Stack was actually reading that from her diary :lol:

"I've got some GOOD news and some BAD news - you guys are all under arrest!" :happyface :lol:

2 new favorites of mine from Vol. 10:

"When I speak about my poor departed wife, I don't want you to think that she died. She was tired of being poor and departed."

"My therepist told me, my head is like a bad neighborhood, don't go in there alone."

"taxis in London these days are so expensive."

Bev McGowan. That's one of my favorite lines from that segment.

"I just asked him how long he was going to be there and he said indefinitely, and I just dropped him off and I thought that was kind of strange."
"Did he say when he'd be back?"
"No!"

"Oh God! No, not her! She loved her daddy so much!"

Good ol' Lisa Penz, she's got some of the best lines ever :lol:

I did a google search and found a Lisa Penz working for an investment company in Atlanta. I figure there can't be too many Lisa Penz's in Atlanta, so I sent her a message using their contact form asking if "Bonnie Wilder" had been found.

I did a google search and found a Lisa Penz working for an investment company in Atlanta. I figure there can't be too many Lisa Penz's in Atlanta, so I sent her a message using their contact form asking if "Bonnie Wilder" had been found.

I bet she cringes whenever "Bonnie Wilder" is brought up...:lol: Hopefully she'll answer you. I emailed the private investigator a few days ago who was featured in the case in hopes of learning if there was an update so I'll be sure and pass it along if she responds.

This one is memorable for me because I cringe whenever I hear it. I'm undecided as to whether its the actual lines of poetry that I hate, or the voice-over/dream sequence delivery:

Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away to the silent land

Well, I've decided now. Its DEFINITELY the actual lines of poetry that I hate.

Some more that are pretty memorable. Forgive me if I've messed up the exact quote:

"There's a difference between someone who's drunk, and someone who's ********. And someone who has a head injury. And that man wasn't drunk!" - From a lady with a keen medical mind.

"It makes you wonder what is so important that you would risk riding on the outside of an airplane." - From a man identified only as "Captain Understatement"

This one is memorable for me because I cringe whenever I hear it. I'm undecided as to whether its the actual lines of poetry that I hate, or the voice-over/dream sequence delivery:

Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away to the silent land

Well, I've decided now. Its DEFINITELY the actual lines of poetry that I hate.

Tracy Kirkpatrick. I believe that poem was written on her headstone.

Tracy Kirkpatrick. I believe that poem was written on her headstone.



Yes I was aware of that and I debated on whether or not to mention that I hated the poem for that very reason, as I figured some who read my comments would deem them disrespectful and cruel. I cannot change anyone's opinion on that if they see it that way, but I would like to point out that I am not making fun of a deceased girl for liking the poem. Rather, I am making fun of the poem itself. Because I also cannot change the fact that I find the first two lines of that poem to be terribly sophomoric.

Its one of my favorite UM segments for the sheer creepiness of the case and of the mysterious phone call but whenever the poetry is read I just roll my eyes at that "gone far away to the silent land" bit.

"He gave us the Death Penalty... and now we're giving it to him."

"He gave us the Death Penalty... and now we're giving it to him."

Shannon Mohr's mother Lucille after Dave Davis was convicted, right?

Shannon Mohr's mother Lucille after Dave Davis was convicted, right?

Yup, that's the one.

How about "My son was MURDERED!!" said by Ted Losoff's mother.

How about this haunting quote........."I was too old to start over....."

Dennis DePue said that in his letter. What was he talking about being too old to start over, he was a major babe! :lol: :crazy:

I'm sick, I know...

"Oh, now what the hell is going on here?"

Little more obscure, but I have faith in you guys. :)

"It's the kid, I was really attached to the kid." About the son that was missing. Seemed a little disconnected to me.

"I didn't waste this dude" :lol:

"What he aint home yet?????"

"Oh, now what the hell is going on here?"

Little more obscure, but I have faith in you guys. :)

looks like you've stumped the panel Ricci, what is it?

How about this one:

He may have been weird...but he wasn't a weirdo.

How about this one:

He may have been weird...but he wasn't a weirdo.
That would be our man "Hugh Harlen". That segment is full of good quotes.

"Hugh liked to work if and when the spirit moved him"

"Mary ,Jimmy the dogs....I can't support the entire county!!!!" Saying with pipe in mouth LOL!!!

"Not only did Hughs wife serve him dog food from the can, she even cooked it in her unsuspecting husband's caserole...."

Classic Segment!!!

"Oh, now what the hell is going on here?"

Little more obscure, but I have faith in you guys. :)


It's from the Tracy Kirkpatrick segment. The line is uttered when her parents are driving up to the mall to see why Tracy's late and they see a bunch of police cars and an ambulance. Tracy's mom freaks out and her dad says, "Oh, now what in the hell is going on here?!"

Bring back any memories? :)

Robert Stack said something to the effect of: "Sam and his mother were enjoying an afternoon of homespun whimsey"

Corky... you now owe me for a new computer screen.

I hadn't read some of this for a while, and when I got to this quote I happened to be drinking a Diet Coke and the better part of it got sprayed on my computer screen.

"homespun whimsey"??? WTF? My sides hurt from laughing so hard. I won't be laughing when I have to finish cleaning the screen, though...

My favorite one of all time was from the old priest doing an exorcism (I can't remember the name of the segment), but after "the devil" comes through the person, he yells:

"Quiet, Devil! Listen to the prayers!"

God, I love that line...


Can you guys guess these?

1. "Perhaps he succombed to the lure of the carnival."

2. "That... irked me."

3. "...came into the bank wearing a cheesy disguise..."

Number 1 is Jeremy Bright. :)

This may perhaps not qualify as a memorable line, but I just love the way Ethel Kidd's brother-in-law says "cookouts". :D

This may perhaps not qualify as a memorable line, but I just love the way Ethel Kidd's brother-in-law says "cookouts". :D
Wow us Unsolved fans must think alot because I always smirk and chuckle whenever I hear him say "cookouts" with the southern drawl. I even say it the same way intentionally myself. Everyone looks at me like I am nuts, but I just tell my brother it is another quote from Unsolved. LOL

You gotta love those segments where the people on them speak with a southern drawl....which is a majority of them! Anyone else notice that?

You gotta love those segments where the people on them speak with a southern drawl....which is a majority of them! Anyone else notice that?

Well, Gail Delano had a Northern accent... pretty bad, lol ;)

"Big deal, death always went with the territory… See you in Disney Land!"

"Big deal, death always went with the territory… See you in Disney Land!"

Richard Ramirez, the "Night Stalker" (not the "ONS").

"They could fight about a fly on the wall. It really didn't mean anything."

"They could fight about a fly on the wall. It really didn't mean anything."
That would be the Dub Walker and his son chance segment. Another good one. I will add another classic line from that segment:

"Brat!!! He is my son and you don't have the right, get your stuff we are getting out of here.............."

The father of the little girl in the "Mr. Gordy" hauntings on the supposed scratchings on his body...

"I spose there coulda been a rat in the house. But ida felt it if a rat was crawling on me and scratching at my sides."

Incredible!

How about these two both from different segments:

"You see I live a horrible life since he has been missing, I never gave em up."

"I don't cry as much as I use to."

"You rissen...secon'-a paht riddew...easy solve. You unnastahn deese?"

"uh...WHUT ??!"

"You rissen...secon'-a paht riddew...easy solve. You unnastahn deese?"

"uh...WHUT ??!"

Lol, that cracks me up! :lol:

It's from the Martha Roberts segment.

"You rissen...secon'-a paht riddew...easy solve. You unnastahn deese?"

"uh...WHUT ??!"

I didn't catch that before. I agree ididntdoit, brilliant Corky!!

No one took a stab at my "he may be weird but he wasn't a weirdo". Maybe you all will have a clue after you've watched volume 11. :)

Some of those Southern accents are really bad, lol. I'm from the South, but I'm one of those that doesn't have much of an accent and tries very hard not to, especially when I'm in the Midwest or New England. I can't stand it when I get stereotyped....oh well.

There are numerous UM segments with some rough characters. I think they came straight out of the back woods. How can you not laugh!

I didn't catch that before. I agree ididntdoit, brilliant Corky!!

No one took a stab at my "he may be weird but he wasn't a weirdo". Maybe you all will have a clue after you've watched volume 11. :)
Yes it is Hugh Harlen, the man who ate dog food from the can. LOL

Yes it is Hugh Harlen, the man who ate dog food from the can. LOL

Yes! Great job unsolvedfan4life! :)

I don't know if he ate it willingly. They mentioned his wife once baked it into a casserole for him and he was unaware of it. Lol!

Yes! Great job unsolvedfan4life! :)

I don't know if he ate it willingly. They mentioned his wife once baked it into a casserole for him and he was unaware of it. Lol!
This is one of my favorite segments!!! They mention that his wife once served him dog food from the can and baked it in her unsuspecting husband's caserole. I think that he must of came home and had the can on the table and probablly tasted it in the caserole. I wonder how these tales got around. He must have told the people that he helped load fish for free. No wonder he wanted to work for free just to get away from the crazy dog lady.

"You rissen...secon'-a paht riddew...easy solve. You unnastahn deese?"

"uh...WHUT ??!"
Pure Genius Corky!!! I looked at that when it first was posted and was scratching my head, but then I totally figured it out today and saw that someone answered it before me. Great stuff!!!

Man I have GOT to see this Hugh and Diane Harlan segment. :lol:

How about this quote:

"Thanks for the french fries...":lol:

How about this quote:

"Thanks for the french fries...":lol:

Ooh, a bit of a rare one, but that would be from the Charlie's newsstand segment.

Ooh, a bit of a rare one, but that would be from the Charlie's newsstand segment.
Good Job Wise Guy!!!

I've always liked that Charlie Sheel segment, that guy was one dedicated newspaper salesman. :)

I've always liked that Charlie Sheel segment, that guy was one dedicated newspaper salesman. :)

Agreed. He only missed one day in like 30 years, and seemed to make the most out of an otherwise unflattering job.

I always thought this one was memorable:

Authority figure: "Can you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 3, 1974 at the powder magazine."
Inmate: "I, uh, (cough) excuse me."
Authority figure: (not a direct quote) "any imate that offers to reveal information usually has some type of ulterior motive."

This one may be an easy one: "Go wax your wheelchair...." Sorry, I could not help but chuckle at that one.

"Do you got any dope you could let us have?"

"Do you got any dope you could let us have?"

I think that's from the Duane McCorkendale segment. This case was very sad. He was killed for $20.00 which as his widow said, he would have given it to them without a fight:(

Speaking of Trekkies in another thread made me remember this line:

"At 7 o'clock saturday night, I remember it really well because there was a
television show that I wanted to catch, it was Battlestar Galactica..." :lol:

"I said, 'Hey You can't dump anything back here.' He said 'Well, what if I gave you $20?' I said "Um, all right.'"

"The composite never REALLY looked like him. The eyes do not look like him...the hair does not look like him."

"I said, 'Hey You can't dump anything back here.' He said 'Well, what if I gave you $20?' I said "Um, all right.'"

Heh...this is from the terribly sad segment with the Korean woman who was murdered and dumped in tyhe garbage. As sad as the stroy is, it amuses me when the security guard grudgingly admits, with a boyishly devilish smirk, that he was going to let the guy break the law for a $20 bribe.

I mean...you're on National TV guy, have a better story ready. Say you were going to let him do it, which you would NEVER EVER normally let ANYONE ever do, only because you were so suspicious of him and you wanted to see what he was dumping.

But no...this guy was too honest. In that one little response he says, "Yes..I am willing to sell out my job and company for a quick sawbuck".






"The composite never REALLY looked like him. The eyes do not look like him...the hair does not look like him."


I'm guessing here...D.B. Cooper?

I know, that security guard was way too honest for his own good. I wonder if he still had his job after that?

And you're right on both quotes. That flight attendant from the DB Cooper hijacking said that about the composite sketch and she did another one.

How about these..

"Would you like to buy some fish?"

"When they told me the two men escaped, I thought 'What took them so long?'"

"I hate to say it but she looked kinda trashy!"

How about these..

"Would you like to buy some fish?"

"When they told me the two men escaped, I thought 'What took them so long?'"

"I hate to say it but she looked kinda trashy!"

The first one is AJ Breaux

The second one would be Louis Bourgeois & Jean Marie Gagnon, right?

The last one is Duane McCorkendale

The first one is AJ Breaux

The second one would be Louis Bourgeois & Jean Marie Gagnon, right?

The last one is Duane McCorkendale


Damn, you're GOOD!!! :D

Damn, you're GOOD!!! :D

Thanks! :)

What about this one:

"I will grow you the biggest tomatoes"?
:D

What about this one:

"I will grow you the biggest tomatoes"?
:D

Yes one of my favorite lines, cracks me up every time :lol:
Ricardo Caputo.

(I beat you to it btw)

"At 7 o'clock saturday night, I remember it really well because there was a
television show that I wanted to catch, it was Battlestar Galactica..." :lol:

Michael Scott Martin (a.k.a. Glenn Consagra 2)

And, yes, you´re very good ididn´tdoit.

What about this very prophetic one:

"I asked him if he robbed banks for a living. He just started laughing..."

And:
-"There's a difference between someone that is mentally ******** and someone that is drunk and someone that has a head injury."

And:
-Lady: "They're not missing! Everybody keeps asking me and I keep telling them, they're on a secret mission!"
-Policeman, deadpan: "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Can you tell us how we can reach them?"

And
-"Come off it Heather, bulimia is so '87." Oh, wait, never mind ... :lol:

Yes one of my favorite lines, cracks me up every time :lol:
Ricardo Caputo.

(I beat you to it btw)
Bingo! I don't know why but I also chuckle each time I hear that.:lol:

Michael Scott Martin (a.k.a. Glenn Consagra 2)

And, yes, you´re very good ididn´tdoit.

Yes that's correct and thanks :)

"Give. Me. The baby".

"Give. Me. The baby".


That's from the Marlene Santana segment.

That was the Zell Losive case. I remember because I have that episode. Zell also said this as she throws this watch into the lap of her ex husband who turned up dead in the garage "Here!!! I know you were worried about this. I didn't love Ted, I'm glad he's gone!!!" Poor ole' Zell's joined Ted in the afterlife. His mother was so sweet. She says something at the end like she can't laugh anymore. Oh, I'm also remembering the maid's line

"Mr. Losive do you have a gun??!!! Well, if you want me to continue working for you you'll have to speak with my husband."

Zell to Ted's question of how many drinks she had with slurred speech "50-----100!!!!"
Did Zel Losef pass away?

Remember the case of the murder of Jonathan Fracia who was kidnapped in New Mexico. If you remember Jenne Bolyal was asked to contact a witness named Scott Johnson who saw one of the killers named Jason. Not to knock people that are gay but it was pretty obvious that Johnson was. In one part of the segment he says that Jason " came across as a cowboy...someone that you would be attractive to...I mean someone the girls would be attractive to. I thought that was pretty funny.

"Young man, do you have business with me?"

You've.....got......to.....eat......Frank. Together......we......are......going......to.....make.....it.

You've.....got......to.....eat......Frank. Together......we......are......going......to.....make.....it.

Marie Hilley.

How about this one:

"My boss is like a tax specialist. I mean he's a wizard with finances."

LOL @ Rooster Crow. Very well written. :)

My personal favorite is "What's your problem, maaaann?" :D

Anyone know this one? "this town's like a pressure-cooker...ready to explode!!"

Anyone know this one? "this town's like a pressure-cooker...ready to explode!!"

Is that Joyce McLain?

I think these are totally obvious, but they are still funny to me:

"Sal? Sally? That's neat!"

"I'm going to rob you and then I am going to kill you."
(Thanks for letting us know, a******)

"It's Ouija time. Turn out the lights."

Is that Joyce McLain?

Yes, you are correct!

This one may have been posted already but...

"That man has Jonathan!!"

This one may have been posted already but...

"That man has Jonathan!!"

Oh my, the man with the mask and the little boy. Totally classic.

"The Rotund Conman's garb of choice is a designer sweatsuit," Spoken by Robert Stack.:happyface :lol:

What took you guys so long?

There ain't no way in..... (shaking head)...ain't no way in.....ever, that I could do something like that. I'm not a violent person.

maybe not a line, but i always liked how they used the same background music for any event before like 1960, if you dont remember it was the piano music that sounded like it came from stack's untouchables days :)

There ain't no way in..... (shaking head)...ain't no way in.....ever, that I could do something like that. I'm not a violent person.

That would be Chad Noe.

BTW CD, I just have to ask you, what segment is the "Roses are red, the sky is blue, they found this guy dead, they'll find you too" line you included in your "memorable UM quoutes segment" from?

BTW CD, I just have to ask you, what segment is the "Roses are red, the sky is blue, they found this guy dead, they'll find you too" line you included in your "memorable UM quoutes segment" from?

Its the poem sent to that female worker from the "crazy from Detroit" in the Kurt Sova segment.

Okay I have another one to see if anybody knows:

"I shouldn't admit it, but I know everybody's business."

Well this really isn't a line, "If you have any information on thses cases then call 1800 something,something, or write to Unsloved Mysteries P.O. Box Bubrank Ca. 96 something"! That line would always stick with me.
when I was 6 I lived in houston for almost a year with my grandmother. It was 1988/89. UM profiled a case on a wanted man, in houston, that I thought I saw in her apartment complex. That scared the life out of me. Let's just say that it hooked me on UM for life and from that day I always remember the # to 18008765353

I don't know if someone mentioned this one already? Thiussat said this on the spike TV thread above:
I still say Bill Curtis. He has the voice, he has the experience with A&E, and he already wears the trench-coat. Also, "you El Sicko's will pay" would sound just as humorous and unnatural coming from him as it did from Robert Stack.

The el sicko line by bob stack still makes me laugh to this day.

--Screams from a struggle in the background--

Then you hear:

"I didn't need to use the phone anyway."

Though the line wasn't dramatized by the segment actors, it is still the most memorable for me. I say that regardless of whether it was made up by someone trying to cover their ass or not.

Angela Hammond.

I believe the line was actually spoken. I've long supported Rob Schafer's innocence in the disappearance of Anglea Hammond.

Angela Hammond.

I believe the line was actually spoken. I've long supported Rob Schafer's innocence in the disappearance of Anglea Hammond.

Hmm, I'm not so sure what to think, I find it odd that there were no witnesses and that whole 'he had damaged his transmission'-thing also seems fishy to me...

:confused:

I can't remember if I mentioned this one or not (at 27 pages, I think this is our longest thread ever), but this is one of my favorites.

"I thought I was livin' with a bunch of flakes."

anyone know which segment that's from?

I can't remember if I mentioned this one or not (at 27 pages, I think this is our longest thread ever), but this is one of my favorites.

"I thought I was livin' with a bunch of flakes."

anyone know which segment that's from?

The Lake Wales ghost featuring the Mann family :)

I like Robert Stacks voiceovers in this segment:

"Many snails were sacrificed" and "Alan told them he was living with a ghost, his mother told him he was crazy".

The Lake Wales ghost featuring the Mann family :)

I like Robert Stacks voiceovers in this segment:

"Many snails were sacrificed" and "Alan told them he was living with a ghost, his mother told him he was crazy".

yup.

"What gives him the right, the arrogance to say that he believes something when there's no evidence of it?!?"

Okay I have another one to see if anybody knows:

"I shouldn't admit it, but I know everybody's business."

ha! Danny Williams. I just now got it after watching it on vol 13. That lady was hilarious, at least she was honest.

can't remember if I mentioned this one or not, but it's one of my all time fave's, from the Tina Resch segment.

Backstory: Mom is cooking up something in the kitchen. an object that appears to be made of glass flies through the air and crashes in the opposite room. Mom very briefly turns her head to see what the hubbub is about, and quickly turns her attention back to cooking.

Mom (extremely non-chalantly): "Jooooooooooohnnnn?! There it goes again!"
John: "Where did this one come from?"
Mom (extremely non-chalantly again): "From off of the counter"

"...nobody checks passports." -- Sickest person in UM history

"...nobody checks passports." -- Sickest person in UM history

Yes, that letter was so disgusting. Poor Nyleen :(

That reminds me of this line...

"every time I'm at a resort, or an amusement park. Sure, I look like I'm having a good time, but I'm looking for my child."

One that always cracked me up was the one of the mother in I believe Maryland who vanished mysteriously and her two sons (as well as me) were convinced their stepfather was responsible for the dissapearance.....he claimed that the night she dissapeared started out great but then she became drunk and started verbally and physically abusing him...in the reenactment they showed a woman who is clearly visibily drunk and belligerent and the man playing the husband goes "Joanne (I think)......Your being BAAAAAAAAAAAD again!" all while pointing his finger at her like he's talking to a 5 year old kid.

One that always cracked me up was the one of the mother in I believe Maryland who vanished mysteriously and her two sons (as well as me) were convinced their stepfather was responsible for the dissapearance.....he claimed that the night she dissapeared started out great but then she became drunk and started verbally and physically abusing him...in the reenactment they showed a woman who is clearly visibily drunk and belligerent and the man playing the husband goes "Joanne (I think)......Your being BAAAAAAAAAAAD again!" all while pointing his finger at her like he's talking to a 5 year old kid.

Well, her name was actually Susan, not Joanne. But I agree, that's sooooo corny :lol:

Man: This is the best day of my life!
Woman: (in a sugary-sweet tone that could give the viewer diabetes) No, this is the best day of all our lives!

Man: This is the best day of my life!
Woman: (in a sugary-sweet tone that could give the viewer diabetes) No, this is the best day of all our lives!


HAHAHAHAHA....from that same segment comes perhaps the worst bit of actor improvising I've ever heard. As they're riding in a car together discussing the bad things in their life that will be altered with this wonderful new development:

Man: "...and ohhh, my wife...Oh God, God bless her soul..."
Woman: "What's wrong with her?"
Man: "Oh. She's got like a cancer in her stomach or something."

If that was written dialogue, actually scripted by a UM staff writer, I would love to meet the Shakespeare who belted out that bit of prose. But the way the guys says it is great.

Alan Mann's father:

That's it. Tell Isabella I've had it...! The bells the noises, the smells the voices.....

Alan Mann's father:

That's it. Tell Isabella I've had it...! The bells the noises, the smells the voices.....

"The bells, the noises, the smells, the voices." Isn't that the slogan of the New York City chamber of commerce? :lol:

Anyone remember this one " I knew, that he knew, that I knew, he did it "

Anyone remember this one " I knew, that he knew, that I knew, he did it "

Not too sure, but I am thinking this is from the Sherry Eyerly segment.

HAHAHAHAHA....from that same segment comes perhaps the worst bit of actor improvising I've ever heard. As they're riding in a car together discussing the bad things in their life that will be altered with this wonderful new development:

Man: "...and ohhh, my wife...Oh God, God bless her soul..."
Woman: "What's wrong with her?"
Man: "Oh. She's got like a cancer in her stomach or something."

If that was written dialogue, actually scripted by a UM staff writer, I would love to meet the Shakespeare who belted out that bit of prose. But the way the guys says it is great.

What segment is that from?

What segment is that from?

Josephine White, the "pigeon drop" woman.

**spoken very dramatically**

"I know yooouuuuuu...whaaaat the heeeeellll are you doing heeeerrrrreee? oooooooohhhh...I'm shooooooooootttt...."

**spoken very dramatically**

"I know yooouuuuuu...whaaaat the heeeeellll are you doing heeeerrrrreee? oooooooohhhh...I'm shooooooooootttt...."

I just watched that, lol! Noreen Renier :)

"He looked at me like he was just about to enjoy a large steak."

"He looked at me like he was just about to enjoy a large steak."

Jim Burnside, biggest sicko ever :mad:

another one from #2: "I said I'll do it! I said I'll do it!" ahhahahahahahaha

Out of all the stuff said during that segment, that was the weirdest, and the creepiest. Gotta wonder what that dude was sniffing.

I rememember this one I believe his name is Michael Scott Martin or something like that. I just saw this one the other day. He is accused of robbing a gas station and sentence to 20 years with out parole. Your quote is when he is at the grocery store and is acused of stealing polish sausages, and potato chips. Classic, he takes his pocket/butterfly knife saying want some of this to scare the employees, both if you notice packing brooms to defend themselves. It is a classic recreation. A lot of good gems in this one. "I remember I was watching a tv program battlestar galactica". You could tell the guy was kind of creepy I always did wonder if he was framed, but knowing him his incarceration probably learned him well. Classic episode, how I miss those recreations, something about the early ones that will never be recaptured again.

I forgot about that one. I know it was a serious thing he did threatening them with a knife, but a drunken idiot threatening store clerks holding brooms with a pocket knife is too funny for words. I laughed my butt off when I watched that.

"To be honest, i knew what i had and was thankful to pass it on...i wanted to warn Sam what he was getting......"

Bob Bean....without a doubt. What a winner. He reminds me of a troll with a wedgie.

What was the line, something like: "She was like a sister to me. And that would have been like incest. And I don't do that. Really, I don't." Danny Wheeler, truely a man who has a way with words.

Who needs Shakesphere.....we have the duo of Wheeler and Bean.

"You know what I'm saying?"

Truly a man with words....look how far his career got.

Wasn't that the Paul Stamper case? Such a great line... very unforgettable.

No, that was the Jim & Annette Burnside case. That was what the other guy said before Jim shot him with a shotgun.

"When a son gathers his siblings together to throw the founder of the company out...I'd say thats more than a crack in the dam. Its a bad omen thats for sure."

The Eva Shoen case. That was a sad case. It the end, it was a random thing with nothing to do w/ UHaul.

Here's two. Can you guess 'em?

"Your immediate reaction is to want to run home, grab your daughter by the arm, bring her to the scene and say 'This is why I say no, you can't go out late at night.'"

"There is no satisfaction to be derived by me or my family. What's done is done, you can't bring somebody back. But I think there's a larger message contained in this and that is we all function as a single unit, as a society. And there are lines of behavior that are acceptable. And once you step over that line, it's not acceptable. Her behavior, as with the other people involved is unacceptable."

I know the first one is from the Kathy Hobbs case. It was the investigating officer at the end of the segment.

That is correct. Those words really stuck with me when I watched it the night it aired and the over the years. You could really sense the fear in her voice and that was a big reason why, when that case aired in October 1992 and re-aired the following spring, I couldn't look at the TV when the composite of the killer came on the screen, and I never knew what he looked like until I got a tape 11 (!) years later.

I got another one, if it has been posted before, it warrants posting again:

"I mean, she must be 300 pounds! You know, someone like that just doesn't get lost in the crowd. Even in a big city! And this is a big city, you still don't get lost in the crowd when you are ENORMOUS!"

I've only just seen this case, and it marks one of the rare times that I have laughed watching Unsolved Mysteries.

Oh Yeah....Lisa Penz from the "Bonnie" segment. I read someone on the forum she was fired soon after the incident. Someone sounds just a bit bitter. Hey, I feel bad and all, but if she would have done her job and checked the references, maybe this stuff wouldn't have gone down and she would have had a job still. Get over it babe.

"You sorry weasel! What have you been doing while everybody is studying their bibles?!?"

Tony Alamo

A psychic says this " When I looked at him, I knew that he knew, that I knew that he was responsible for this."

Sherry Eyerly case from John Ketchum, a psychic profiled early on in UM

"He was a good boy, he was a homeboy.":happyface :lol: :lol: :talk:

"If you tell anyone, I'm gonna beatcha up!"

Johnny Lee Wilson case. The first one was his grandmother and the second one was when the other disabled boy described Johnny's behavior at the scene of the murder at the fire.

This one always cracks me up: :lol:

*Spanish accent* : "I will grow you the biggest tomato!" :lol:

Ricardo Caputo.

G, Z... Geez! He must be in a hurry! :lol:

The wife from the Dennis Depue segment that followed him after killling his wife on Easter Sunday. It's people like her that makes me proud to be from Michigan.

Man I have GOT to see this Hugh and Diane Harlan segment. :lol:

Classic segment, wiseguy. I laughed my butt off when I watched it last weekend on CD's DVD.

How about these..

"Would you like to buy some fish?"

"When they told me the two men escaped, I thought 'What took them so long?'"

"I hate to say it but she looked kinda trashy!"

# 1 I think was from the AJ Breaux segment

#2 was from Jean Gagnon segment from the investigator after they escaped.

Can't place # 3

You've.....got......to.....eat......Frank. Together......we......are......going......to.....make.....it.

Marie Hilley!

I like the one where Tony Alamo tells one of his "slaves" over the phone to give Jimmy 10 wacks for Jesus or something to that effect. What a nutjob that guy is.

"CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?!! GET OUT!!!"

My parents really loved the one on the race car driver impostor segment, "Don't toy with me, Jonathan." They started saying, "Don't toy with me. I am not a plaything." I wonder if that's what she said in real life? :lol:

Givin' it a bump...I guess it's pretty obvious I was off today. :)


1. "His job wasn't that important to be killed for."

2. "There is a little bit of a whine, somewhere in the background here...and it's kind of like air is sizzling."

3. "Why is you turnin' yo' back on me?!?" (BANG!)

I have one. I don't think it's been posted yet, although it might be too easy...


"I don't think I want to know who put him there. I couldn't do that to someone's animal much less a human being."

Kurt Sova's mother.

"Good Luck on your math test"

Richard Church---I love the way he says "math" for some reason; it makes me laugh every time.

The detective in the Joe Owens case talking about how Owens would go on and on about his compost box...

"He'd talk about how nice his compost box was, how he was in love with his compost box."

His accent sounded funny when he said love to.

The detective in the Joe Owens case talking about how Owens would go on and on about his compost box...

"He'd talk about how nice his compost box was, how he was in love with his compost box."

His accent sounded funny when he said love to.

I remember that. :lol: So many interesting accents on UM.


Here's a few more:

(Beep) "Hi, it's Gordon Phillips!"

"I wore my hair all...wild, and tight pants, and tight jeans, and heels...bracelets....just, I tried to look tough."

"I'll probably have to fire off a couple of rounds so I don't look like a punk."

"...which is equal to a jack hammer and an air compressor running. I don't think no one can sleep through that kind of noise."

"...he was just some guy he bought spray from."

"CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?!! GET OUT!!!"

Aww, beat me to Chad Langford. One of the funnier UM lines.

I *love* that Marie Hilley line... everytime I hear it, I giggle.. :)

Truly a man with words....look how far his career got.

Ha! When I saw that segment, I kept thinking of the Canadian TV Showcase series, Trailer Park Boys with the character J-Rock and his trademark "know what I'm saying" that he repeats at nauseum during the show. One character from the show at one point tells J-Rock to reduce his use of "know what I'm saying" (to which J-Rock quips, "what, are you from the department of the Know what I'm sayings counting my know what I'm sayings??")

When I watched the segment, I felt like making the same point to this rapper guy, too. Ease on that saying, buddy. Sheesh. 'Nuff already. :rolleyes:

Know what I'm saying?

"He would show you the gun and ask you what the hell you wanted. And if he didn't like what you wanted, he would say 'hit the road jack' "

"when are you going to learn that you're never getting out of there? When we set 'em up, they stay set up."

"it came as a surprise to me. it wasn't planned, it wasn't discussed. I conceived my son that day."

"The thought had went through my head a thousand million times."

"I wanted to kill him. I wanted to tear pieces out of his skin."

"They need their freedom, they don't even know how to spell it."

"He was so close to me, I could have reached over and slapped him."

"But it's Charles!"

You think you're pretty smart, don't you?

Well, maybe.

BANG

You have to admit, that's kind of funny. :lol:

I said this over two years ago and I'm still saying it now... this is best line on UM ever!

I didn't need to use the phone anyway.

"...And to this day, I still don't know what 'it' is."

"I didn't tell anyone, because I was scared. Then I thought, it's a crime."

"Then I thought, ok, I'm gonna get you, you rascal."

"...And for starters, they said they'd burn down my garage, my repair shop."

not sure of the segment... but its about a husband suspected of killing his wife, they found her in her car in a ditch, and her parents accused the police of covering it up because they were friends with the husband. Anyways, the line, and im paraphrasing is said by the woman's father:

" He got away with it, it was a buddy deal, you know what the buddy deal is?"

then he basically goes on some long winded explaination of what it is lol

Oh and from the Sammy Wheeler case when his brother says something like:

" Bob says it was all a CO-incedence, sure, sure it was a CO-incedence"

not sure of the segment... but its about a husband suspected of killing his wife, they found her in her car in a ditch, and her parents accused the police of covering it up because they were friends with the husband. Anyways, the line, and im paraphrasing is said by the woman's father:

" He got away with it, it was a buddy deal, you know what the buddy deal is?"


That was the murder of Kathy Page.

Hi, everyone. Longtime lurker, first-time poster. This is a very interesting thread, as almost every UM segment had a memorable quote. I know there is a great possibility these have been posted already, but two automatically come to mind.

"I want that truck!"

"She is a sweet little girl. I realize how much her family must miss her. I love her and I have her. I just can't let her go."

I can't stop laughing at this lady's line of reasoning.

It wasn't an indian campfire. It wasn't a mexican campfire. It wasn't a rancher campfire. It had to be a ghost.

-marfa lights

I said this over two years ago and I'm still saying it now... this is best line on UM ever!

Truly. That's probably my favorite, too. :lol:

I just saw the episode about a young womangoing through an exorcism. The part where the priest says, "Keep your foul mouth shut and listen to the prayer!" makes me laugh. Maybe it is because the image of an elderly priest telling someone to shut up strikes me as funny!

I just saw the episode about a young womangoing through an exorcism. The part where the priest says, "Keep your foul mouth shut and listen to the prayer!" makes me laugh. Maybe it is because the image of an elderly priest telling someone to shut up strikes me as funny!


DOH! Do you know specifically which segment that is (as in, what was the possessed person's name)?

I love that line and I've been trying to find that segment forever. I always say that line to my wife because it is so funny. I want her to see the original, though.

I am not sure! The woman's name was "Kathie" as she did want her real name used. The organization was called HOPE - Hartford Offers Paranormal Exploration - or something like that. Search on Youtube under "Unsolved Mysteries Exorcism" an you get see Father Kepp Your Mouth Shut in all his glory. I see you are keeping it real in Shoreview.....I am in the southern suburbs myself.

In that segment when the priest says that, about "Keep your foul mouth shut" I always want to ask the priest: "Do you expect the demon or whatever to pop up and say, so sorry for the foul language padre?"

The Youtube version is the Robert Stack version. Gotta love the Stack. Look for the part 2 version.

Thanks, VikingsGal!

That line just puts me on the floor every time I hear it... :lol:

"What it is, bro"

"What it were, dude"

From the Hugh Harlan segment.

"She was--well, I hate to say it, but she looked kinda trashy."

"She's terrified of a dark trash bag."

This isn't particularly memorable, but it pops into my head and floats around for hours pretty often:

(heavy Carolina accent) "I'd bet money on it, that that waaaass her."

I know I'm always bumping this thread, but I clearly recall a UM segment where RS says something about "female underwear" or "female underpants"---of course, meaning a pair of panties, but the phraseology made it seem as though he was speaking of the garment as though it had a sex (which made me chuckle).

Does anyone know what segment that was? I remember the scene was a woman folding a man's laundry and happening upon the aforementioned clothing item in a pair of pants.

I know I'm always bumping this thread, but I clearly recall a UM segment where RS says something about "female underwear" or "female underpants"---of course, meaning a pair of panties, but the phraseology made it seem as though he was speaking of the garment as though it had a sex (which made me chuckle).

Does anyone know what segment that was? I remember the scene was a woman folding a man's laundry and happening upon the aforementioned clothing item in a pair of pants.

I remember a statement like that from the David Harry Fisher segment but I thought that statement was made by a detective and not RS. I could be wrong though, as I have not seen it in a while. But that would be my guess. From what I remember, Laura Burbank's "underpants" were found in the laundry by Fisher's wife.

EDIT: There might have been a similar comment in the Joe Sheppard case. Not sure though.

I remember a statement like that from the David Harry Fisher segment but I thought that statement was made by a detective and not RS. I could be wrong though, as I have not seen it in a while. But that would be my guess. From what I remember, Laura Burbank's "underpants" were found in the laundry by Fisher's wife.

EDIT: There might have been a similar comment in the Joe Sheppard case. Not sure though.

Indeed it was the Laura Burbank segment, and you were right, it was the detective that uttered that line. Thanks for your help; that was bugging the heck out of me.

I know it has been said here before buy ya gotta love "G...Z...Geez he's in a hurry!" Those two loons trying to get involved and then seeing a bloody sheet and then saying, "Yeah, he's done something...." Oh really? Then they go back AND SEARCH FOR THE SHEET! I was like, holy cow get out of town!

The whole Dennis DePue episode was a just.....a lot.

One that's been in my head all day:

"I said damned if they ain't a-poachin' deer already; it ain't even cold weather yet."

One that's been in my head all day:

"I said damned if they ain't a-poachin' deer already; it ain't even cold weather yet."

This is from the ATV murders segment.

I'm surprised no one has said the infamous "spaghetti" line yet!

1. I don't want to talk to you, just leave me ALONE!

2. Anytime you have a good friend, people start rumoring...but it's not true.

3. Oh, my god, the SMELL.

Ooo I know these well!

1. Orange Socks murders

2. Judy Groezinger

3. Adam Hecht

"I'll know when to come get you. GOD will tell me when to come get you."

"Judith Hymes is alive and she lives in Omagh"

The most haunting words ever spoken on UM.

"I'll know when to come get you. GOD will tell me when to come get you."

:( What a scary case.

"I heard that bowling ball roll across the floor...you know, like in the lanes..."

"...At least call somebody..."

"We still your family. We still he'p ya--and my phone number's the same."

"I want 'em both, real bad. They are dangerous people. And anyone they come into contact with better know that they can be very dangerous people, to any community they're in."

"Sit down. Have a coffee."

"A Chevelle...looks blue....'70 model, I believe. Looks like the front end of it's been messed up. It's in primer. The primer is grey."

"...I'm in Wiscasset. Where are you?"

"They told me there was nothing back there that would bother you and just go on about your business. Don't tell anybody what you were doing and everything would be fine."

"Well there are two things that make the world go round, and that’s sex and money. And it definitely wasn’t sex, was it?”

"...At least call somebody..."


"They were saying I chopped her body up and buried it at the landfill. [giggle] And that one really got to me."


"Sit down. Have a coffee."


One of the sad cases for me...such a useless killing.

"They were saying I chopped her body up and buried it at the landfill. [giggle] And that one really got to me."


"That's just totally wrong."

"I'm not a violent person. I'm not. I'm not."

:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=wiseguy182"I wanted to kill him. I wanted to tear pieces out of his skin."[/QUOTE]

Was that Amy Billig's mother talking about that biker dude that was helping her find Amy?

Eric Tamiyasu case:

"Eric told me that Don was somebody he bought spray from.....period!"

That line along with the look on Eric's friend is classic! His delivery with the lisp is great!

Was that Amy Billig's mother talking about that biker dude that was helping her find Amy?

yup.

Robert Stack: He enjoys the finer things in life- especially when they belong to someone else.
(Regarding Alan Golder)

Strickland: All they've got is circumslantive evidence! (XD)

Detective: Were you and she intimately involved?
Bad Chief: No-oo (laughs slightly and looks away)

I always crack up at that reenactment- he really sucked at lying.

Detective: Were you and she intimately involved?
Bad Chief: No-oo (laughs slightly and looks away)

I always crack up at that reenactment- he really sucked at lying.


haha i know i thought it was absolutely hilarious :D i knew he was guilty immediately after he said it lol heres two more quotes:

Brook Bakers Mother: 'We miss Brooke....and we always will....shes just....shes just not here anymore...theres some closure knowing that he will never be on the streets again to hurt anybody else...he'll never hurt another girl...he never break up another family...as long as he stays where hes at.'- the way she said this was so sad because she was so distraught by her daughters murders and she looked very unwell and pale and you could see that this event has depressed her for life- it was really sad to see.

Detective in Joyce Chiang's murder case: (what he said made me crack up! lol) 'for the police department to say that they can not continue an investiCation because they cant determine the cause of death is totally ridiculus! Its imcompetence for them to say that the police department can not continue an investiCation because they can't determine the cause of death'. haha its investiGation u moron and the fact that he repeated the same thing twice also made me crack up lol

Eric Tamiyasu case:

"Eric told me that Don was somebody he bought spray from.....period!"

That line along with the look on Eric's friend is classic! His delivery with the lisp is great!

I know. :lol: I love it.

This one has been stuck in my head recently:

"Let's just get the car TAH-morrow....man, Tracy's gonna be maaad at me!"

From the Dwayne McCorkandale case. The trucker on the CB tells the drivers to slow down and quit driving like maniacs, to which they reply "we'll drive any way we want to".

From the Jeremy Bright case. "oh this?" "This a toy!" (the scene where they're swimming in the lake)

From the Dick Hansen case "You just get the heck out of here"

"he was reliable to the point that you could set your watch by him."

"ain't nobody runnin' my house...but ME!"

I like the bottle journey story where Robert Stack says the little boy and his mom were enjoying "homespun whimsey", and there was another segment of a missing little girl who was having a picnic with her family and where another girl saw a man in a jogging suit/baseball hat talking to her and she got abducted...but before that I think it was the girl's mom who said she wasn't really paying attention to her daughter and they other kids because they were ahead just "diddybopping along." And who can forget, "Get the blankety-blank outta here!"

Oh, I got one!

"Acid is groovy. Kill the pig."

I know what you're referring to, I can't think of the name of the case, but it was the guy who was a serviceman in the Navy around the Vietnam era who was suspected of murdering his wife and 2 or 3 kids very brutally. He said 'the intruders' said the above quote while going on a rampage in his house. And some lady kept saying she was one o the perpetrators but the courts didn't believe her because she was a dope addict with emotional issues. I remember seeing it on American Justice or something. But this was never on Unsolved Mysteries!

I know what you're referring to, I can't think of the name of the case, but it was the guy who was a serviceman in the Navy around the Vietnam era who was suspected of murdering his wife and 2 or 3 kids very brutally. He said 'the intruders' said the above quote while going on a rampage in his house. And some lady kept saying she was one o the perpetrators but the courts didn't believe her because she was a dope addict with emotional issues. I remember seeing it on American Justice or something. But this was never on Unsolved Mysteries!
Isn't this one the Jeffrey Macdonald case?

"The question I wonder is whether Dave Bochs was alive when he was put in the kiln. I would hate to thinks so, because I couldn't imagine a more horrible death!."(para.)

This line has chilled me every since I watched that episode. :eek:

I know what you're referring to, I can't think of the name of the case, but it was the guy who was a serviceman in the Navy around the Vietnam era who was suspected of murdering his wife and 2 or 3 kids very brutally. He said 'the intruders' said the above quote while going on a rampage in his house. And some lady kept saying she was one o the perpetrators but the courts didn't believe her because she was a dope addict with emotional issues. I remember seeing it on American Justice or something. But this was never on Unsolved Mysteries!

You're thinking of the Jeffrey MacDonald case. MacDonald was an Army Special Forces officer stationed at Ft Bragg, NC. He was accused of murdering his wife and two daughters while they slept, was tried, convicted, and is now serving his sentence. It's a hotly debated case and there are many strong opinions on it--search this forum and you'll find a thread that stays pretty hot about it. That being said, MacDonald was featured on UM, in the third or fourth season, IIRC.

Stuck in my head all weekend:

"...we're gonna try to keep you out of this, but your buddy's goin' to jail."

That being said, MacDonald was featured on UM, in the third or fourth season, IIRC.

Actually, MacDonald was featured on the very short lived spin off show "Final Appeal". It was the premiere episode in fact. FA was also hosted by Robert Stack, produced by CM, and was pretty much a carbon copy of UM's "Final Appeal" segment stretched to a 30 minute timeslot. In many people's minds the two programs are synonymous. After FA was canceled, many of the segments that were supposed to air on FA were shown on UM. Some of the original FA episodes (like MacDonald) were shown on UM on Lifetime and Spike with the Final Appeal openings edited out so the episodes looked like UM presentations.

I guess you could say that FA was one of my favorite programs. Sorry for the ramble. :)

Actually, MacDonald was featured on the very short lived spin off show "Final Appeal". It was the premiere episode in fact. FA was also hosted by Robert Stack, produced by CM, and was pretty much a carbon copy of UM's "Final Appeal" segment stretched to a 30 minute timeslot. In many people's minds the two programs are synonymous. After FA was canceled, many of the segments that were supposed to air on FA were shown on UM. Some of the original FA episodes (like MacDonald) were shown on UM on Lifetime and Spike with the Final Appeal openings edited out so the episodes looked like UM presentations.

I guess you could say that FA was one of my favorite programs. Sorry for the ramble. :)

That's absolutely right; I remember that now. Sorry for the mixup!

I always appreciate your knowledge, justin. You're the FA guru. :cool:

"She was--well, I hate to say it, but she looked kinda trashy."

"She's terrified of a dark trash bag."

This isn't particularly memorable, but it pops into my head and floats around for hours pretty often:

(heavy Carolina accent) "I'd bet money on it, that that waaaass her."

yeah that guy was awesome

"She had that northern accent, pretty bad"

That guy was great though because he was a crucial witness in finding Gail Delano, very helpful.