Originally posted by barwars
I bought that a few weeks ago, a little while after we were talking about it. God I love that movie. John Candy is a brilliant actor and the director, ******* *****, is even better.

I plan on buying it this semester. Wait...is SO filtering Michael Moore?

Originally posted by Chambers
I plan on buying it this semester. Wait...is SO filtering Michael Moore?

HAHAHAHHA
No, but Im playing it safe for a change.

Originally posted by barwars
Uncle Buck is one of my favorites, directed by the genius that is **** ******.







Ohh wait, we CAN say "John Hughes"
Nevermind the stars.

:lol: I thought SO was actually filtering that!

Originally posted by Chambers
:lol: I thought SO was actually filtering that!


You did not! Hahahaha!

I really need to buy more Moore...that wasnt supposed to come out like that ;)

At any rate, I wish I had money for The Awful Truth

Spamming is fun. What other boards should we attack?

Frasier, wait, no -- we're pretty much the same people!!

ANYTHING but Arrested Development and Seinfeld.
Otherwise -- go crazy.

Originally posted by barwars
Frasier, wait, no -- we're pretty much the same people!!

ANYTHING but Arrested Development and Seinfeld.
Otherwise -- go crazy.

agreed.

No attacking Laverne and Shirley, k? Haha!


Feen

Ah you guys are great.
I wish I could join you, but I spent all of last night in 3 parts
1. Watching Dogville. (good, albeit very disturbing movie, the middle is hard to watch, but the end makes up for it so much!)
2. Going to Wallgreens at 1am and stocking up on all sorts of junk food like we were either pregnant or stoners with the munchies. Actually, we were just hungry.
and after my friends left
3. Staying up the rest of the night watching the tapes of Lilith episodes that Dulcey sent me.


So, now I shall sleep.

Man, with school starting in, um...SH*T! 2 days! I better reset my circadian rhythm to a more diurnal schedule.

But now, sweet slumber calls me.

Originally posted by periacta
I better reset my circadian rhythm to a more diurnal schedule.


Night, Lilith.

Originally posted by Chambers
Night, Lilith.

It's not night. Hence the reason for my stating that I needed to reset my circadian rhythm. Had it been night, I would have been on a nocturnal, and not diurnal schedule, making my previous statement obsolete.

Oh dear god.

I...
Yeah, I need rest.

I just figured that I calculated the time difference wrong.
Anways, happy resting Lilith!

:wave:

Oh yeah, and PS:
What the hell was up with that retreat on the That's So Raven board?
That was pathetic? What are we...French?!

:wave: Feen!

Originally posted by periacta
It's not night. Hence the reason for my stating that I needed to reset my circadian rhythm. Had it been night, I would have been on a nocturnal, and not diurnal schedule, making my previous statement obsolete.

I always say that to people who are going to sleep, regardless of the time of day. Much faster to type than "happy resting" - but, damn, I've typed it out now. Payback, barwars.

I missed the invasion of the That's so Raven board. Dang!!! Why did everybody retreat?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I missed the invasion of the That's so Raven board. Dang!!! Why did everybody retreat?

Um...because the enemy told us to? Isn't that how wars work?

We also invaded Happy Days and The Brady Bunch.

Originally posted by periacta
Oh yeah, and PS:
What the hell was up with that retreat on the That's So Raven board?
That was pathetic? What are we...French?!

:wave: Feen!

That post made my head spin, I thought you were Feen for a second.
About the TSR retreat.... we only leave when we like the people that tell us to leave.
If I dont like 'em.... we stay.
I dont like TSR at all, but Superstar is cool by me.

I wish it was that easy :lol:

Originally posted by barwars
That post made my head spin, I thought you were Feen for a second.
About the TSR retreat.... we only leave when we like the people that tell us to leave.
If I dont like 'em.... we stay.
I dont like TSR at all, but Superstar is cool by me.

No I was waving to her, you...

Um, nevermind.

See, this is what happens when I say I'm going to sleep but stay lurking on the boards reading messages through a daze of insomnia (in the most literal sense of the word...check the latin roots).

Now, I really am going to sleep.

Or am I?

Yes, actually.

And I'm back.

Discussion Topic!

Ok so this isn't really about Lilith, but this is something that bothers me.

So, last night, I watched just about every bit of celluloid (is it even celluloid on TV? Whatever) that Cheers ever produced revolving around Frasier and Lilith (still lovin' Dulcey), and something struck me as odd.
Ok, I noticed that in three different episodes, Frasier explained a desire to express physical violence toward Lilith. Now, obviously, these were just idle sayings, but it kind of bothers me. I mean, I'm against TV censorship, or...censorship of any sort, but it just seems to me that it would be best not to use domestic violence as comic fodder. That such a comment isn't exactly in place when put into a sitcom to elicit laughs.
It just seems very uncouth and downright...well...wrong. Especially coming from the usually intelligent and usually careful creators of Cheers.

What do you think?

If I've learned anything from Cheers it's that violence is funny.

Exhibit A:
Carla jumps on Big Ed and bangs his head on the bar. He deserved it, so it was funny. But, um, this has nothing to do with your question.

Exhibit B:
Sam slaps Diane (not funny). Diane slaps him back harder (borderline funny). They slap each other back and forth really quickly (hilarious). It's funny when they're both fighting on the same level. It's not abusive if they're each other's equal.

Exhibit C:
Sam and Diane have each other by the noses - neither one will let go: HILARIOUS.

The case of Frasier and Lilith:
As you said, they were just idle sayings. Frasier's comments would be wrong if he weren't intimidated by Lilith. Everybody knows she's the boss. It's no worse than what Norm says about his wife. (And that is a whole other discussion, ladies and gentlemen.)

So really...I'm undecided.
I haven't seen the episodes in which he says those things in a while. Could you maybe post some of his lines?

Originally posted by Chambers

I haven't seen the episodes in which he says those things in a while. Could you maybe post some of his lines?

Aw crap. Now I have to go and watch those episodes all over again...

*sigh* the things that I do for you guys...

Originally posted by periacta
Aw crap. Now I have to go and watch those episodes all over again...

*sigh* the things that I do for you guys...

:) That's why you're our president.

there is the episode where he says "that's right, I would quite like to strike you"

there were alot of jokes about Sam killing Diane though, like when he said "I just imagined myself getting the electric chair for killing you" and that whole dialogue

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
there is the episode where he says "that's right, I would quite like to strike you"

there were alot of jokes about Sam killing Diane though, like when he said "I just imagined myself getting the electric chair for killing you" and that whole dialogue

And those threats were funny, because she also tried to kill him a couple of times - like in the last episode of season 2 (strangulation by telephone wire). So my theory is, if they're both trying to kill each other, then there's no reason to worry. It's like Tom&Jerry - as much as people try to criticize that cartoon, people still love it.

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
there were alot of jokes about Sam killing Diane though, like when he said "I just imagined myself getting the electric chair for killing you" and that whole dialogue

"Chambers vs. Malone", one of the best of the series. Certainly the best that involved Sam and Diane's engagement.

All right...I haven't watched the episodes yet...but I've come to this conclusion.

Violence in general:
F*cking hilarious.

Violence against Lilith:
Never funny.

one of the best Frasier and Lilith moments has got to be when she gets the terrible perm and Rebecca tells Frasier to put rat traps on his hands so he doesnt laugh at her

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
one of the best Frasier and Lilith moments has got to be when she gets the terrible perm and Rebecca tells Frasier to put rat traps on his hands so he doesnt laugh at her

:rofl:

I bring it up alot, like if someone has a girlfriend who gets a bad haircut or something (any situation like that)

Frasier was just flat out hilarious

I loved the episode with Nanny Gee! When Lilith stands up for her man and jumps on Nanny Gee's back, fighting her to the ground - that was TOO funny! MeOw!


http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/lool.gif


Feen

What do you guys think of this?

it's a good picture :)

Ah, Lilith, the amputee.

(where is her other leg?)

But in all seriousness, it's very nice.

amputee haha

Cool picture, Feen.

Originally posted by barwars
MEMBERS:
periacta (President and Founder)
Chambers (Club Psychiatrist)
ThirteenInchEscape (Club Nihilist)
Frasier'sHairyMan
barwars (Head of Club Immigration and Security)
DickVanDykeMan (soon to be "LilithVanSterninMan")
and Moondance (Club PR Agent, I guess) [/B]

Does that mean I'm a member of GLISFC Fan Club?:D

Kurt

I spread the good word of Lilith to the Friends message board! Check it out here (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119155)!

Kurt

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
I spread the good word of Lilith to the Friends message board! Check it out here (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119155)!

Kurt


The "Joey" fans MUST know how cool Lilith is!


Speaking of, Lilith needs her own show - Lilith on Broadway! Haha! or Lilith On Ice!


Feen

Isn't that from the Season 9 premiere?

*can't believe she's memorized Lilith pictures*

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
Isn't that from the Season 9 premiere?

*can't believe she's memorized Lilith pictures*

Yes, I believe it is. Maybe that's why her lag is cut off...don't need the other people in the picture.

Originally posted by Moondance
or Lilith On Ice!

ohno:

There are so many things one could do with that.

But I agree. Lilith needs a theatrical extravaganza!

We'll just stick with Broadway!

I don't have a job for the club! :( What can I be?

Kurt

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
I don't have a job for the club! :( What can I be?

Kurt

Take your pick.

Originally posted by barwars
Take your pick.

OK... how about club treasurer? Not that we have any financial matters, but it makes me feel important!:)


Kurt

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
OK... how about club treasurer? Not that we have any financial matters, but it makes me feel important!:)


Kurt

Sounds good.... or maybe, if you do want something with substance.... club "scribe"??

You keep track of all the boards we invade, and who fights back.

But, if you want, treasurer it is.

Originally posted by barwars
Sounds good.... or maybe, if you do want something with substance.... club "scribe"??

You keep track of all the boards we invade, and who fights back.

But, if you want, treasurer it is.

I like club scribe better! I am DickVanDykeMan, Club SCRIBE! Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!:eek4:

I know we've attacked Happy Days (who moved the thread back), That's So Raven (which we retreated on), I Love Lucy, and Friends... anything else?

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
I like club scribe better! I am DickVanDykeMan, Club SCRIBE! Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!:eek4:

I know we've attacked Happy Days (who moved the thread back), That's So Raven (which we retreated on), I Love Lucy, and Friends... anything else?

"Leave it to Beaver" and "The Brady Bunch"



A proposed rule for our president....
"Starting a war is nice and fun, but don't destroy threads on other boards that were not started with an intention for war"
Disclaimer.... unless its Full House of course.

This is the complete record of the "God, Lilith is so ****ing cool" Fanclub war attacks on other Sitcoms Online Forums: (Times are in Eastern Standard time)

Happy Days (8-28-04, 3:29 PM) Who's the Coolest Character Ever? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119009) (Thread moved to Cheers, Returned to Happy Days)

That's So Raven (8-28-04, 4:04 PM) Who feels like an icecicle, but looks like a ghost? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119017) (Retreated)

Brady Bunch (8-28-04, 4:42 PM) Here's a Story of a COOL Pyshciatrist! (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119027)

Full House (8-29-04, 3:42 PM) Everywhere You Look... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119083)

Leave it to Beaver (8-29-04, 4:15 PM) Who Should Wally Have Taken to the Dance? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119087)

I Love Lucy (8-29-04, 4:18 PM) Ricky Needed to Hire For a Club Act... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119090)

Mama's Family (8-29-04, 4:30 PM) If You Thought Mama Was Scary... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119091)

Friends (8-30-04, 3:55 PM) What Friends was missing! (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119155)

Mary Tyler Moore (9-3-04, 10:59 AM) Who can turn the world on with her hair bun? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119412)

The Facts of Life (9-10-04, 4:35 PM)Who really knew that facts of life? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=2057868#post2057868)

Three's Company (9-10-04, 4:47 PM)Beware of the Knock... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119988)

Slowly, but surely, Lilith takes over the world, one message board at a time!



Kurt

I say you guys go for your boldest attack ever and infiltrate the random boards.

does anyone else think we should start a message board for intelligent people only, where you can get banned just for being an idiot.

I think it is a great idea, I have a place we can use and modify to our needs

what does everyone else think, it could be the official home of GLISFC

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
does anyone else think we should start a message board for intelligent people only, where you can get banned just for being an idiot.

I think it is a great idea, I have a place we can use and modify to our needs

what does everyone else think, it could be the official home of GLISFC

I suppose we could, but the problem with that is that we'd have to go somewhere else to do that, and that involves typing a new address in the address bar, or else taking the mouse over to the Favorites menu...and honestly, I don't think I'm up to that kind of drudgery. But lets open it up as a vote...

I say nay, but it's not a very emphatic one, I'm not gonna sit on my bed crying if we vote to get our own message board...what do you guys think?

barwars, check out new rule #6 on page 3

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=2016634#post2016634

Brian, do you think we're ready for that? I mean, there are a lot of...people on the random boards. People who don't necessarily agree with us. a LOT. Do we really want to talk with them?!

*stands in the corner, stares at her feet, and digs the toe of her shoe into the ground*

well I was just wondering if anyone would help me, because I want to start a board with only intelligent people, but it is so hard to find any on the internet...

I say nay as well

Originally posted by periacta
Brian, do you think we're ready for that? I mean, there are a lot of...people on the random boards. People who don't necessarily agree with us. a LOT. Do we really want to talk with them?!

*stands in the corner, stares at her feet, and digs the toe of her shoe into the ground*


mwhahahahahaha we must broaden our horizons

Originally posted by barwars
MEMBERS:
periacta (President and Founder)
Chambers (Club Psychiatrist)
ThirteenInchEscape (Club Nihilist)
Frasier'sHairyMan
barwars (Head of Club Immigration and Security)
DickVanDykeMan (soon to be "LilithVanSterninMan")
and Moondance (Club PR Agent, I guess)


Whott? I get an "I guess?" Haha! Well, Barwars, if you can think of a better job for me - let me know!:D


Feen

Originally posted by Moondance



Whott? I get an "I guess?" Haha! Well, Barwars, if you can think of a better job for me - let me know!:D


Feen [/B]

The "I guess" is for you in general, not your job. :p

And about "intelligent people only board", Im sure it would be nice.... but I probably wouldnt go.
SO is the only place for me.

Originally posted by barwars
The "I guess" is for you in general, not your job. :p

And about "intelligent people only board", Im sure it would be nice.... but I probably wouldnt go.
SO is the only place for me.

Ohh - me!:lol: *Gotcha*


What's the fun of having an intelligence board when there's no idiots there to make look stupid! JMO!;)


Feen

Originally posted by barwars
And about "intelligent people only board", Im sure it would be nice.... but I probably wouldnt go.
SO is the only place for me.

Yeah I agree. The intelligent people message board would be nice, but I'm sure dumb people would find away in it!

Anywho... I think we need to attack another message board soon. And this time, instead of just having one thread praising Lilith, we should have a bunch! We need to need to let these poor people know how F*cking cool Lilith is! And thus, Lilith begins to take over the world, one message board at a time!! dun-dun-DUNNN!!!


Kurt

I won't be here to start the attack, so maybe Chambers and Barwars can take over for me...


Feen

Just to let you all know I'm still alive. I'm waiting for my stupid things to arrive - they still haven't. I HATE THIS COMANY. So does my roommate. Anywho, I don't have time to stick around. Just wanted to say I miss this board! No energy for any witty remarks, sorry.

Originally posted by Chambers
Just to let you all know I'm still alive. I'm waiting for my stupid things to arrive - they still haven't. I HATE THIS COMANY. So does my roommate. Anywho, I don't have time to stick around. Just wanted to say I miss this board! No energy for any witty remarks, sorry.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/welcomeconfetti.gif

Hey Hey Hey! Glad to see your back online:D:wave:


Feen

:wave: Hola Chambers :welcome: back to the place where everyone knows your name.

:conan:

Anyways - Lilith is so ****ing cool!!!!


I gotta leave now...Talk to you all on Tuesday!


Feen

I saw the first episode Lilith was in today and saw hwo f*cking cool she was right from the start!

Kurt

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
I saw the first episode Lilith was in today and saw hwo f*cking cool she was right from the start!

Kurt

Second Time Around?
Heh, I just noticed though, she wears like, huge amounts of eyeshadow in that one...and never does again.
Kind of looks like Bebe forgot to wipe off the make-up after playing Nickie in "Sweet Charity."

Speaking of Bebe, I got a pin today JUST like the one she's wearing in the pictures I posted a few pages back!
Yes, I know millions of people across America have the same pin, but, well, it makes me happy.

Request to join your f***ing awesome club?

Updated our war records.... check page 21. I attack the Mary Tyler Moore show forum will need you guys to back me up! Link is on page 21 w/ our war records, I'm too damn lazy to post it here!

Kurt

P.S. Dulchineah1: Barswars is Head of Immigration for GLISFC, talk to him about joining! :)

see now I imagined this would be the type of club where we didnt think other people deserved to know the glory that is Lilith, and made fun of them when they attempted to join

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
Request to join your f***ing awesome club?

P.S. Dulchineah1: Barswars is Head of Immigration for GLISFC, talk to him about joining!

see now I imagined this would be the type of club where we didnt think other people deserved to know the glory that is Lilith, and made fun of them when they attempted to join

No dude, this is a presidential override.

She's in.

Other people are absolutely fine for teasing, not Dulcey. She's cool.

Shalom

Thanks, Periacta. ;)

I can give reasons why I'm qualified, if the rest of you so desire...;)

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
Thanks, Periacta. ;)

I can give reasons why I'm qualified, if the rest of you so desire...;)

Im bored.... indulge me with your wisdom.

Wow, wisdom.

Let's see...

I've seen Lilith swear. Seriously. Well, it was Bebe swearing when she flubbed a line while playing Lilith, but still, it was really funny.

In terms of wisdom, um, I know that Bebe has two cats named Violet and Bobby and she carries pictures around with her, that she doesn't like to haggle for antique chairs, that her senior quote was from "Pippin", and when she goes to Joe Allen's after shows she orders a baked potato and a scoop of vanilla ice cream with Toll House cookies.

Is that enough?

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
Wow, wisdom.

Let's see...

I've seen Lilith swear. Seriously. Well, it was Bebe swearing when she flubbed a line while playing Lilith, but still, it was really funny.

In terms of wisdom, um, I know that Bebe has two cats named Violet and Bobby and she carries pictures around with her, that she doesn't like to haggle for antique chairs, that her senior quote was from "Pippin", and when she goes to Joe Allen's after shows she orders a baked potato and a scoop of vanilla ice cream with Toll House cookies.

Is that enough?

:eek2: Does that mean you've been to a taping of either Cheers or Frasier?!

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

I've been to four tapings of "Frasier": "To Thine Old Self be True", "The Great Crane Robbery", "Don Juan in Hell Part II" and "Room Full of Heroes." So yeah, I saw the second part of Don Juan in Hell with Bebe and Shelley Long and Rita Wilson.

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
she orders a baked potato and a scoop of vanilla ice cream with Toll House cookies.

Is that enough?

Sorry, but that still sounds to me like the most yummy thing, like, ever.
Other than maybe...enchiladas
or mongolian chicken.

She carries pictures...of what? (obviously you know)
I have a whole notebook of different pictures that I take with me wherever I go. Of pretty people. Ok, not 100% pretty people, because I'm narcissitic enough to have lots of pictures of myself in it, but...you know, the other people.
I actually accidentally left it on a plane in Heathrow once, and had to rush back on to get it, in case someone found it, and then I'd feel weird and embarrassed, cause like,
a. who carries a notebook with pictures of themself in it? and
b. never mind, I don't want to talk about this anymore, I feel like an idiot. A weird, creepy, idiot.





Anyway, Dulcey should share more of her wisdom.
She should be our chief storyteller.

Dulcey is the official Village Elder

I have had a totally empty wallet picture thingsince I got the wallet like 2 years ago, I was thinking of putting only pictures of myself in them as a joke.

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
\I have had a totally empty wallet picture thingsince I got the wallet like 2 years ago, I was thinking of putting only pictures of myself in them as a joke.

You should cut out pictures of people in magazines and put them in the wallet picture thing. Better yet, get pics of people like Bin Laden or Bush to put in it!!


Kurt

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
I've been to four tapings of "Frasier": "To Thine Old Self be True", "The Great Crane Robbery", "Don Juan in Hell Part II" and "Room Full of Heroes." So yeah, I saw the second part of Don Juan in Hell with Bebe and Shelley Long and Rita Wilson.

That is so cool.
Can you tell us more about those?

yeah, what exactly are tapings like? I always thought that TVShows had a bunch of preexisting sets, it was actually a while before I realized so many shows had a studio audience. Do they just change the sets, or is there just a huge stage so you can see all of them or what?


See, that is something I would do if I was in LA

arent the tickets free? I would go every damn week if possible :P

When I was in LA, I went to a taping of The Norm Show starring Norm Macdonald. I even was given an autographed script of that particular show as a reward for laughing the loudest. Tapings are very long, like 3 or 4 hours. There is a comedian that warms up the crowd before the taping and is the MC for the night. They don't change sets. It is just a huge studio with various sets attached to one another.

The tickets are free, yeah. At least, they were for "Frasier". When I went, you had to call Paramount a week before the show and have them put your name on a list for reservations, and then call again the day of the show to confirm that you were coming. After that, it was first come first served (after the VIPs, of course) so you had to get to the studio early and wait in line until they started letting people in. I always wanted to get there first to make sure I got in, so I'd get there about five hours in advance. It was a lot of waiting, but I was with friends so we always had a good time with that.

They didn't change sets, like Brian Damage said, there was just one big stage with all the sets they were using for the show that week. During the filming for The Great Crane Robbery they did have to change Frasier's apartment, so they put up dividers and the warm-up guy came out while we waited. There was a band that played, and Dave Willis (warm-up guy) would talk to the audience before the show started, and get the band to play songs from wherever you were from.

Kelsey would come out and talk to the audience right before the filming started. His mother was always in the audience, at least, she was at every filming I was at. Depending on the episode that was being taped there would be other VIPs as well. Camille and Spencer were at the filming of Don Juan in Hell, and Jane's sister was there for Room Full of Heroes.

During the filming, they would shoot every scene twice, sometimes changing certain lines. Kelsey was usually chewing gum inbetween takes, and once I saw him spit it into the urn that was on the bookcase behind Martin's chair right before starting another take. He usually goofed up his lines the most, and he'd start swearing if he did it often enough. One time, he didn't like the grammatical structure of one of his lines and insisted on changing it--it was something about an outside event being cancelled due to weather, and Kelsey changed it to bad weather. When my friend and I talked to him after the filming, she told him that he was right about that line, and he said "Well, when your last name is Grammer, people expect you to know these things."

After the show the cast comes out to take their bows and then the ushers start moving the audience out. If you're lucky, you might get to see the tag scene filmed, but about half the time you were out of luck.

Don Juan in Hell was probably my favorite filming, because of the guest stars. Shelley Long seemed really nervous, and I felt bad for her. She didn't seem used to working in front of a live audience at all, and during the filming when Diane is painting a picture of Sam instead of listening to Frasier, the audience started laughing really hard and she got flustered and had to stop. She said something like "They wouldn't stop laughing!", and then turned to the audience and told us "I mean, it's good that you're laughing, I just wasn't expecting it." Kelsey went over and talked to her and she seemed a little more at ease after that.

Oh, and Bebe kept flubbing one of her lines during the second take, and she got really frustrated and yelled a four letter word beginning with f, and immediately looked stunned, like "Did I really say that?" The audience all cracked up, because it is really, really funny to hear Lilith Sternin say the f-word. She and Kelsey were laughing together between takes, and it was obvious that they're really good friends.

Overall, it was always a great experience to see a filming, and I feel really lucky that I was able to go. God, what a great show it was.

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
The tickets are free, yeah. At least, they were for "Frasier". When I went, you had to call Paramount a week before the show and have them put your name on a list for reservations, and then call again the day of the show to confirm that you were coming. After that, it was first come first served (after the VIPs, of course) so you had to get to the studio early and wait in line until they started letting people in. I always wanted to get there first to make sure I got in, so I'd get there about five hours in advance. It was a lot of waiting, but I was with friends so we always had a good time with that.

They didn't change sets, like Brian Damage said, there was just one big stage with all the sets they were using for the show that week. During the filming for The Great Crane Robbery they did have to change Frasier's apartment, so they put up dividers and the warm-up guy came out while we waited. There was a band that played, and Dave Willis (warm-up guy) would talk to the audience before the show started, and get the band to play songs from wherever you were from.

Kelsey would come out and talk to the audience right before the filming started. His mother was always in the audience, at least, she was at every filming I was at. Depending on the episode that was being taped there would be other VIPs as well. Camille and Spencer were at the filming of Don Juan in Hell, and Jane's sister was there for Room Full of Heroes.

During the filming, they would shoot every scene twice, sometimes changing certain lines. Kelsey was usually chewing gum inbetween takes, and once I saw him spit it into the urn that was on the bookcase behind Martin's chair right before starting another take. He usually goofed up his lines the most, and he'd start swearing if he did it often enough. One time, he didn't like the grammatical structure of one of his lines and insisted on changing it--it was something about an outside event being cancelled due to weather, and Kelsey changed it to bad weather. When my friend and I talked to him after the filming, she told him that he was right about that line, and he said "Well, when your last name is Grammer, people expect you to know these things."

After the show the cast comes out to take their bows and then the ushers start moving the audience out. If you're lucky, you might get to see the tag scene filmed, but about half the time you were out of luck.

Don Juan in Hell was probably my favorite filming, because of the guest stars. Shelley Long seemed really nervous, and I felt bad for her. She didn't seem used to working in front of a live audience at all, and during the filming when Diane is painting a picture of Sam instead of listening to Frasier, the audience started laughing really hard and she got flustered and had to stop. She said something like "They wouldn't stop laughing!", and then turned to the audience and told us "I mean, it's good that you're laughing, I just wasn't expecting it." Kelsey went over and talked to her and she seemed a little more at ease after that.

Oh, and Bebe kept flubbing one of her lines during the second take, and she got really frustrated and yelled a four letter word beginning with f, and immediately looked stunned, like "Did I really say that?" The audience all cracked up, because it is really, really funny to hear Lilith Sternin say the f-word. She and Kelsey were laughing together between takes, and it was obvious that they're really good friends.

Overall, it was always a great experience to see a filming, and I feel really lucky that I was able to go. God, what a great show it was.

Thanks for sharing.
I wish so bad that I couldve gone to a taping.
I told my parents that if they could bring to LA for a taping of Frasier for my birthday, I would never expect any gifts from them again.
But, no such luck.
Lilith saying ****, God I wish I was there.

are any shows filmed live in NYC?

(I know Conan is, but dont know about any sitcoms)

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
are any shows filmed live in NYC?

(I know Conan is, but dont know about any sitcoms)

The only one I know of is "Hope & Faith", but, Id rather watch a good show on TV than a taping of that.

Both The Cosby Show and Cosby were filmed in New York, but whats odd is that TCS never used being in NY to its advantage.

Letterman is also from NY.
Late night shows in LA blow, currently.

That is so f*cking cool, Dulcey.
I wish I got to see a taping...

Originally posted by Chambers
That is so f*cking cool, Dulcey.
I wish I got to see a taping...

Has our club shrink returned for good?

Originally posted by periacta
Has our club shrink returned for good?

Yes, sir.

I wasn't around before because I didn't get my internet cable for my room. But now I have it!

And guess what? I brought "medication" for everyone!

*hands out the "medication"*

The blue pills are my favorite.

Oxys!

Originally posted by Chambers
Yes, sir.

I wasn't around before because I didn't get my internet cable for my room. But now I have it!

And guess what? I brought "medication" for everyone!

*hands out the "medication"*

The blue pills are my favorite.

"sir"????

The only blue pills I can think of are Zoloft and Viagra.

And I know Zoloft doesn't work on me

...and I'm pretty sure Viagra doesn't either.

I'm pretty sure OxyCotin is blue


and zoloft is some scary ****

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
I'm pretty sure OxyCotin is blue


and zoloft is some scary ****

Why does Zoloft scare you? It's just a regular Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitor...

Shut up and take the pills, people.
I never said these were "legal" drugs.

Originally posted by Chambers
Shut up and take the pills, people.
I never said these were "legal" drugs.

I don't know...what are the side effects?
Will it make me stop f*cking around with my signature?

Originally posted by periacta
I don't know...what are the side effects?
Will it make me stop f*cking around with my signature?

Side effects include mild cramps, drowsiness and the odd erotic fantasy about Cheney.

This drug may or may not have an effect on your signature. But it will heighten your admiration for Lilith.

Originally posted by Chambers
Side effects include mild cramps, drowsiness and the odd erotic fantasy about Cheney.


Ah, that's me when I'm PMSing, anyway.

Bring on the pills.

Zoloft have some wicked side effects

your muscles will get really mushy, you get irritable, insomnia, and muscle twitches (especially of your eyelids)


the conclusion: I'm glad they are trying to mae them stop perscribing that for kids, I certainly shouldnt have been on it at 12

hey guys...I have an IDEA!

What if we all had, like GLISFC homework?
Like we'd all watch the same episode with Lilith, and then discuss it.

Homework's too harsh a word, of course, not like you're gonna get detention for not doing it. I figure that 1/2 an hour that you spent not watching Lilith is punishment enough.

Originally posted by periacta
hey guys...I have an IDEA!

What if we all had, like GLISFC homework?
Like we'd all watch the same episode with Lilith, and then discuss it.

Homework's too harsh a word, of course, not like you're gonna get detention for not doing it. I figure that 1/2 an hour that you spent not watching Lilith is punishment enough.

When the DVDs come sure, but until then -- Eddie ate it.

Haha
Eddie didn't actually eat mine - but he stared at me so much that I lost all concentration.


Just out of curiosity...What's your living situation in college, periacta?

Originally posted by Chambers
Haha
Eddie didn't actually eat mine - but he stared at me so much that I lost all concentration.


Just out of curiosity...What's your living situation in college, periacta?

Alright, we'll put that plan on hold.

My living situation? My parent's house.
How sad is that?

But I do have free reign of the upstairs, as they're too old and feeble/lazy to ever come up here.

But I do need to move out. I goddamn hate it here. My relationship with my mother, as you guys may have gathered, is less than ideal, plus...I have to follow their rules. I'm in college! I don't follow rules! College! No Rules, Goddammit!

Originally posted by periacta
Alright, we'll put that plan on hold.

My living situation? My parent's house.
How sad is that?

But I do have free reign of the upstairs, as they're too old and feeble/lazy to ever come up here.

But I do need to move out. I goddamn hate it here. My relationship with my mother, as you guys may have gathered, is less than ideal, plus...I have to follow their rules. I'm in college! I don't follow rules! College! No Rules, Goddammit!

God I wish I could live in my parent's house.....or at least near them. Call it sad and pathetic, but I hate being so far away from home.

Originally posted by Chambers
God I wish I could live in my parent's house.....or at least near them. Call it sad and pathetic, but I hate being so far away from home.

No I understand that. That's not pathetic.
I sort of felt that when I was studying in England this summer.
I'd like to be as far away from them as I can...as long as it's the same country.
Then I cry a lot, and THAT'S really pathetic.

my mom owns some real estate around here (she is a real estate agent, but the own some retanls, and manage some for other people), Anyway, she hasbeen wanting to get into the Pullman housing apartment, so next year she is buying me a duplex or something of that nature (right now it looks like a house with one bedroom ground floor and one bedroom basement, where the basement has its own exit and a kitchenette, I will get upstairs)

It will be niiiiiiiccccccceeeeee, I get to avoid the dorm life, since my mom will live close enough so I can just say I live at home

Wow, I was lucky when I was in college. I went to school in a city about five hours away from where my family lived, so I was still close enough to come home on weekends and whatnot, but it was far enough out of the way that my parents didn't just "swing by" all the time.

Of course now I'm really out on my own, three days worth of driving from my dad and, um, well, really far away from my mom (Chicago to Kona is a long, long way). But I've still got relatives in the area, and it's nice to know that they're there if I need them. I'm not brave enough to live completely on my own yet, but I'm hoping to move to Boston in three years time, so maybe then.

well my mom will own the house, but I doubt if she will stop by to visit especially often

my moms office is is probably 15 or 20 blocks and my dads lab is probably closer to 10, so yeah, I guess I will be close to them at all times, but I dont think they will stop by to say hi

Yeah, most parents give you some space when you move out. It's nice, though, that they'll be close by and you can see them whenever you want.

I don't know if this has been hashed to death, since I'm fairly new here, but I was wondering what everyone's favorite Lilith moment was? Mine is probably the scene in "How to Win Friends and Electrocute People" where Sam is giving Lilith driving lessons and they come into the bar arguing about what a bad driver she is.

The first episode with Lilith is on Wednesday btw

(well, Tuesday night Wednesday morning)

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
Yeah, most parents give you some space when you move out. It's nice, though, that they'll be close by and you can see them whenever you want.

I don't know if this has been hashed to death, since I'm fairly new here, but I was wondering what everyone's favorite Lilith moment was? Mine is probably the scene in "How to Win Friends and Electrocute People" where Sam is giving Lilith driving lessons and they come into the bar arguing about what a bad driver she is.

Bumping this thead up.
MY favorite Lilith moment is...well, ok, in that one episode, with...ok, I need to do more research.

But I have it. I like it cause it reminds me of me.

I'll be back, in the meantime:

cellar door.

Ok, I believe it was in "Days of Wine and Neuroses," and it is when Rebecca is toasting everyone and fails to toast Lilith. I'll get the lines verbatim, but Lilith's reaction is so me.

I'll have to do some research too...

We need to be at the top again!
No more languishing at the bottom!
Lilith deserves better!


Somebody...talk about something.

OOOOOR, how about we all take a club nap?

I like that idea.

Yay! Club nap!

episode 99, Abnormal Pyscology is the first with Lilith, right?


It's on at 12:30, I quite hope I dont get tired

Abnormal Psychology is actually the second episode with Lilith. She's in Second Time Around (I think that's the episode title) back in the fourth season for the first ten minutes or so. She and Frasier come into the bar for drinks and they insult each other, and then Lilith gets paged and has to leave on an emergency.

I heard somewhere that the writers were planning on making Jennifer Tilly (Candi) Frasier's love interest, but decided to bring back Lilith instead. Candi was funny for one episode, but I shudder to think of Cheers without Lilith.

You're right, that is the second episode with Lilith


in the first episode she's in is it the one where Frasier says

"You're right, I would quite like to strike you"

Dulcey, where are you now?
I need to bitch to you!

Or...someone.

I f*cking hate peer editing for a Creative Writing class.
8 out of 10 college aged students can't write. They just can't.
And I'm not allowed to write "this is total crap, go back to high school" on their paper.

Also, doing this peer editing crap totally cut into my club naptime. Cut into it meaning totally obliterated it. None. Zip. Rien.


Arrrrrgggggggg.

This thread is dying a slow death. ;)

I think I should be changed to the club philosopher/theoretician


Check out this no quote straight from me


The only difference between a nihilist and a stoic is that a stoic waits for society to fall, while a nihilist tries to bring it about.






that's clever, and it enforces The Human Wave Theory

Sounds good, Thirteen.

I need a job. Why won't the library tell me if I got the job or not? DAMN THEM.

last year my brothers work study was at the library

he worked in the Rare Manuscript Library at UPenn, apparently, to him that was very exciting


I need a job, but dont know how well I could balance it with the **** I need to get done to graduate from highschool and still get good grades in my college classes, so I think i will have to pass for now

Did anyone watch "Abnormal Psychology" last night/this morning? Lilith was f*cking awesome!

By the way... does anyone know why TV Land is separating the 3-parter "Strange Bedfellows" and airing it on three different days? It's kind of confusing cuz they're also showing some season 5 episodes in between. :crazy:

Kurt

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
Did anyone watch "Abnormal Psychology" last night/this morning? Lilith was f*cking awesome!

By the way... does anyone know why TV Land is separating the 3-parter "Strange Bedfellows" and airing it on three different days? It's kind of confusing cuz they're also showing some season 5 episodes in between. :crazy:

Kurt


I don't have TV Land, but I absolutely LOVE "Abnormal Psychology."

Frasier: I lost three patients today.
Lilith: That's funny - I picked up three today.

We need to attack more boards.... we haven't attacked anything in a long time!!

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
We need to attack more boards.... we haven't attacked anything in a long time!!

totally. What board?

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
Did anyone watch "Abnormal Psychology" last night/this morning? Lilith was f*cking awesome!

By the way... does anyone know why TV Land is separating the 3-parter "Strange Bedfellows" and airing it on three different days? It's kind of confusing cuz they're also showing some season 5 episodes in between. :crazy:

Kurt

Nooo! Don't tell me TVland is playing "Strange Bedfellows..." I was waiting for that one to air again so that I could tape it... *sigh* Frances sure did pick a heckuva time to HIT:mad:


Feen

Originally posted by Chambers
I don't have TV Land, but I absolutely LOVE "Abnormal Psychology."

Frasier: I lost three patients today.
Lilith: That's funny - I picked up three today.

This was in your version of Ab Psych?
It wasn't in mine...

Season 4 is the best season next to 11, I cant wait for it to come to DVD.
Strange Bedfellows is my favorite season finale.

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
We need to attack more boards.... we haven't attacked anything in a long time!!


I'm totally in attack mode today!:mad:





;)

Originally posted by Moondance
Nooo! Don't tell me TVland is playing "Strange Bedfellows..." I was waiting for that one to air again so that I could tape it... *sigh* Frances sure did pick a heckuva time to HIT:mad:


Feen

You didn't die!

Originally posted by barwars
Season 4 is the best season next to 11, I cant wait for it to come to DVD.
Strange Bedfellows is my favorite season finale.


Isn't that the best three parter? When I first saw it - I was mad at Kate Mulgrew's character, but once I saw the outcome, that episode totally rocked!


Feen

Originally posted by Moondance
Isn't that the best three parter? When I first saw it - I was mad at Kate Mulgrew's character, but once I saw the outcome, that episode totally rocked!

I think its the only three parter.
Anyways, Kate Mulgrew plays a perfect bitch.
SHE should've been the person they brought in after Diane left.

Originally posted by periacta
You didn't die!


It's a miracle!:D


I'm OK! I watched some Lilith episodes the other night and got re-energized! "Abnormal Psychology" I watched right after the power came back on! I was without POWER for 17 hours! I kept reading my Frasier book and looking at the pictures - quoted shows - it was boring - but I did go out in the storm folks! I walked down to the river in a hurricane that was knocking down trees, powerlines coming down and docks being destroyed...I was without fear! It was so fun - you'd have to be there to know!


Feen

Originally posted by barwars
I think its the only three parter.
Anyways, Kate Mulgrew plays a perfect bitch.
SHE should've been the person they brought in after Diane left.

Now that would have been interesting. Rebecca was just a female Sam Malone - but Kate Mulgrew's character could have interacted with Lilith...

Originally posted by Moondance

but I did go out in the storm folks! I walked down to the river in a hurricane that was knocking down trees, powerlines coming down and docks being destroyed...I was without fear! It was so fun - you'd have to be there to know!


Feen

Oooooh, that's so awesome. That's something I would do.

No one answered my question!
Does your abnormal psychology have that line that Chambers quoted above? Cause...mine doesn't.
And that makes me sad.

Originally posted by periacta
Oooooh, that's so awesome. That's something I would do.

No one answered my question!
Does your abnormal psychology have that line that Chambers quoted above? Cause...mine doesn't.
And that makes me sad.

Im pretty sure it is.
I've heard the quote before, and I know it was early on.
So, yup, sucks to be you.

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
I've been to four tapings of "Frasier": "To Thine Old Self be True", "The Great Crane Robbery", "Don Juan in Hell Part II" and "Room Full of Heroes." So yeah, I saw the second part of Don Juan in Hell with Bebe and Shelley Long and Rita Wilson.

I missed a lot....but this post makes me so darn jealous!

Originally posted by periacta
Oooooh, that's so awesome. That's something I would do.

No one answered my question!
Does your abnormal psychology have that line that Chambers quoted above? Cause...mine doesn't.
And that makes me sad.

Yes, I have that quote Chambers spoke of... that's a funny line!

Yes, it DOES suck to be me!

Goddammit! Life SUCKS!

(can you tell that I'm in a bad mood?)

Originally posted by periacta
Yes, it DOES suck to be me!

Goddammit! Life SUCKS!

(can you tell that I'm in a bad mood?)


Why don't we all be in a bad mood together - I'll start whining about not having cable... cause that sucks, too!


Feen

And I'll start whining cuz I got my braces tightened and they hurt now!

:rant:

Good. I'll start.

I am taking advantage of all the laws of Overgeneralisation (which I made up) and saying:
Boys suck.

From now on, I'm a confessed spinster.

Which thread should we attack next? I'm really bored here and looking for something to do!

Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan
Which thread should we attack next? I'm really bored here and looking for something to do!

Wait! I thought we were having a whine fest!

Originally posted by periacta
Wait! I thought we were having a whine fest!

OK, that works too

Source: Kelsey Grammer - The True Story

By: Jeff Rovin

Pages: 71-72

**********

Frasier became a more and more central character in no small part because of Frasier's marriage to equally debonaire and tasteful Lilith, played by Bebe Neuwirth. Their on screen relationship tranfused new blood into the long-running series - although their off screen compatibility reportedly deteriorated over the years and may have played a part in Neuwirth's decision to leave the show.

But in early 1991 things were smooth, on camera and off, with Grammer and Neuwirth engaging in flirtacious banter during interviews, playing up the sexual chemistry between Frasier and Lilith.

"The best thing about Lilith is her ass," Kelsey said while looking pointedly at Bebe.
"No, no - not about me," Neuwirth protested.
"But it's all in the same package!"

"They have a good marriage," Kelsey observed about their TV alter egos. "After all, Frasier is hot for Lilith. And he's a romantic sort of chap. For Valentine's Day, he would take Lilith on a trip to the islands...with a suitcase full of sex toys."

"Right," laughed Neuwirth. "He'd bring his huge trunk and tell people all he had was his toothbrush. Actually, if I have any complaints about some of the scripts, it's that we haven't been able to manifest that heat."

"Yeah," Grammer said. "Frasier and Lilith have sex all the time."

Originally posted by periacta
Wait! I thought we were having a whine fest!

I like the whine fest best...that rhymes!


I hate Florida - the heat sucks! Palm trees aren't as cool as they used to be...the commericals you see on the TV about this state are all LIES! :lol:

Originally posted by Moondance
although their off screen compatibility reportedly deteriorated over the years and may have played a part in Neuwirth's decision to leave the show.


I'd never heard this before.

Originally posted by periacta
I'd never heard this before.


It's too bad we're not close friends with this woman... *sigh*

Amen.

Originally posted by periacta
I'd never heard this before.

me either.
I thought they got along perfectly.

What happened to the whine fest? Is everyone happy all of a sudden?! Theres too much happiness, I'll start it up again! (Slap me if you want me to stop whining) Tomorrow school starts for me... that means I hafta wake up early and give up my nocturnal hours!!

:crying:

School doesn't start back here until Monday because of the storm...I'd enjoy the time off more if I were a student again! HAHA!

Am I happy? Do I sound happy? I have to go to work tonight...with little children..germs...Darn that Niles Crane for talking about germs in that last episode I saw!


Feen

WELCOME BACK, MOONDANCE!!!! :D


As for Bebe and Kelsey - I can see them not getting along professionaly. She as a theater actor - used to rehersals and being on time and stuff. Kelsey was a slacker.

Chambers, Hi!!

I missed you guys when I was gone! All I ate was junk food! I lived off Chocolate chip cookies and goldfish crackers - not to mention three boxes of cereal!


Feen

I read an interview awhile back where Bebe was talking about her experiences on Cheers, and how she and Roger Rees would always be on time for rehearsals because they came from the theatre, but everyone else was always late. I can see how she would get annoyed by that after awhile, but I don't think the author of that book was totally accurate in that she left the show because of Kelsey.

I think they're good friends now. They seemed really friendly at the filming of DJIH II, and Bebe's said in interviews that she loves working with Kelsey. Of course, maybe it's easier for them to be friends now that they're not working together on a constant basis. And that Kelsey's stopped drinking and settled down.

Kelsey said he didnt like to practice his lines too much because he thought that Frasier really deliberated over what he said, and that it was a good effect for him to have to geniunely think of what the line was.

Also, can I be changed to the Club Philospher

Originally posted by Dulcineah1
I read an interview awhile back where Bebe was talking about her experiences on Cheers, and how she and Roger Rees would always be on time for rehearsals because they came from the theatre, but everyone else was always late. I can see how she would get annoyed by that after awhile, but I don't think the author of that book was totally accurate in that she left the show because of Kelsey.

I think they're good friends now. They seemed really friendly at the filming of DJIH II, and Bebe's said in interviews that she loves working with Kelsey. Of course, maybe it's easier for them to be friends now that they're not working together on a constant basis. And that Kelsey's stopped drinking and settled down.

About Bebe and Roger being the only ones on time, Ive both read that and heard that in several different interviews. Maybe that's why Bebe and Roger teamed up so often on Broadway.

wasn't Kelsey a shakespearean actor himself?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
wasn't Kelsey a shakespearean actor himself?


Yes he was:) He was in both "Othello" and "MacBeth."

MacHomer ? http://www.machomer.com/

Originally posted by CliffClavin
MacHomer ? http://www.machomer.com/


http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/wtf.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/saywhu.gif

Anyways....moving on.

Has anyone seen Bebe Neuwirth in the movie "Le Divorce?"

Moondance did you click the link ?

I clicked the link, but it looks too stupid for my taste - it just lacks taste all together, JMO!

Hey, Cliff. Lilith and/or Bebe Neuwirth topics take priority over silly jokes, here.

Let's try to keep this club at a relatively mature level...like, say...at least 8th grade?

Originally posted by Moondance
Anyways....moving on.

Has anyone seen Bebe Neuwirth in the movie "Le Divorce?"

I have. I loved it.
Not the movie, but the parts with her.
I got like SOOOOO excited during the auction!

Like, jumping up and down in the living room excited.

I was like, "yay! Bebe gets the painting! Bebe gets the painting!"

but it looks too stupid for my taste - it just lacks taste all together

I think its pretty funny & amazing what he did with pop culture.

Originally posted by periacta
I have. I loved it.
Not the movie, but the parts with her.
I got like SOOOOO excited during the auction!

Like, jumping up and down in the living room excited.

I was like, "yay! Bebe gets the painting! Bebe gets the painting!"

I got excited during the auction, too! Bebe was so cute in that movie! I watched the whole thing, thinking that she'd be in it more, but...the parts she was in, rocked! I'd be like, "There's Bebe!" My brother would be like, "Lilith." Haha!

Originally posted by Moondance
I got excited during the auction, too! Bebe was so cute in that movie! I watched the whole thing, thinking that she'd be in it more, but...the parts she was in, rocked! I'd be like, "There's Bebe!" My brother would be like, "Lilith." Haha!

The only other thing I remember about that movie (besides the Bebeness) was...

The Handbag Which Defied Physics!!!!

Yes, she was so cute. Oh man...now I want to see it again.

Who do you like better - Bebe or Lilith? (And don't give the old "they're the same person" argument.)

Originally posted by CliffClavin
I think its pretty funny & amazing what he did with pop culture.

Have you seen him perform??


Anyways -- The Simpsons = very smart and very funny.
The Simpsons turned into "standup".... :eek:

Originally posted by periacta
The only other thing I remember about that movie (besides the Bebeness) was...

The Handbag Which Defied Physics!!!!

Yes, she was so cute. Oh man...now I want to see it again.


I've got the DVD at home...I might just watch it later for a Bebe fix!

P.S. My cable is back on and I'm so excited now! I get to see a NEW Frasier (to me!) tonight! Plus Strange Bedfellows Part 3 is on latershttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/bird_littlelovebird.gif

Originally posted by Chambers
Who do you like better - Bebe or Lilith? (And don't give the old "they're the same person" argument.)

Lilith.
I know Lilith, I dont really know Bebe.
Although Bebe is pretty cool too.

(and by "know", I mean I've seen what she's like)

I pick Lilith.
It would be an honor to be insulted by Lilith.

Originally posted by Chambers
Who do you like better - Bebe or Lilith? (And don't give the old "they're the same person" argument.)


Lilith, of course! She is the most interesting character! Ah, I wish I were back in school - I could write "The Most Interesting Character...." all about Lilith and her original origin!

Originally posted by Chambers
Who do you like better - Bebe or Lilith? (And don't give the old "they're the same person" argument.)

Um...give me a minute to think.

I'd have to say Bebe. Here are my reasons.
5. She's, um, you know, real.
4. Lilith is too much like who I am. Bebe's like who I wish I was.
3. No matter how well the writers fleshed out Lilith, she'd still not be a complete human, with all the flaws and little quirks that humans have...all the contradictions...she's still sort of two-dimensional.
2. People who live in New York City always take priority.

and the number one reason:

1. Here Lies Jenny.

Originally posted by periacta
I'd have to say Bebe. Here are my reasons.
5. She's, um, you know, real.
4. Lilith is too much like who I am. Bebe's like who I wish I was.
3. No matter how well the writers fleshed out Lilith, she'd still not be a complete human, with all the flaws and little quirks that humans have...all the contradictions...she's still sort of two-dimensional.
2. People who live in New York City always take priority.

and the number one reason:

1. Here Lies Jenny.

Good reasons:) I'm too much like Daphne - oh what I wouldn't give to be the domineering Lilith! :lol: Is it too late to sell my soul?;)

Originally posted by Moondance
Good reasons:) I'm too much like Daphne - oh what I wouldn't give to be the domineering Lilith! :lol: Is it too late to sell my soul?;)

Haha
I'm not like any one particular character. You guys used to say I sounded like Di-Di. But that was a wrong impression. I'm my own brand of insane.

the problem with having a Lilith-esque personality is that it tends to drive, well, everyone away.

And anyone you can catch usually ends up cheating on you.

:mumble:

Sorry.

Originally posted by periacta
the problem with having a Lilith-esque personality is that it tends to drive, well, everyone away.


I do that a lot...without meaning to sometimes.

I guess it has its ups and downs.

Chambers, you only sound like Diane, but look like Mel! It's scary! I act like Daphne, but look like Lilith in features...Although, my hair is doing a Roz/Daphne thing now!

Well, I guess I like eating lunch alone...



...all alone.


Actually, I do. I get pissed when people try to make conversation with me.

Originally posted by periacta
Well, I guess I like eating lunch alone...



...all alone.


Actually, I do. I get pissed when people try to make conversation with me.

....me too.....

Oh, and I don't think I look like Mel...not that I don't like the way she looks...I just can't see the similarities very much.

Originally posted by Chambers
....me too.....

Oh, and I don't think I look like Mel...not that I don't like the way she looks...I just can't see the similarities very much.

Maybe it was just the way you photgraphed, LOL! You have a "Mel" look - I got a Cindy Williams look - minus the dimples. Be glad you don't look like MARIS! :lol:

I'm still trying to figure out Periacta's look...


Feen

Originally posted by Moondance
Maybe it was just the way you photgraphed, LOL! You have a "Mel" look - I got a Cindy Williams look - minus the dimples. Be glad you don't look like MARIS! :lol:

I'm still trying to figure out Periacta's look...


Feen

Well, I'd like to hear it when you figure it out.

I've been told a lot of WEIRD things...

I've been told I look like Bebe, like Liv Tyler (ew), like Nicole Kidman, which makes no sense, cause I have, you know, dark hair and eyes...so I've just come to the conclusion that people are insane.

Originally posted by periacta
Well, I'd like to hear it when you figure it out.

I've been told a lot of WEIRD things...

I've been told I look like Bebe, like Liv Tyler (ew), like Nicole Kidman, which makes no sense, cause I have, you know, dark hair and eyes...so I've just come to the conclusion that people are insane.

You remind me of a Canadian friend I had.

Originally posted by Chambers
You remind me of a Canadian friend I had.

I look...Canadian?

Is my mouth not attached to the rest of my face?

Originally posted by periacta
Is my mouth not attached to the rest of my face?

um, no clue.

Random - are you really tall?

Originally posted by Chambers
um, no clue.

Random - are you really tall?

It was an allusion to "South Park"

And not really. I'm 5'5", but I have really good posture and I'm thin, so I look taller than I am.

Originally posted by periacta
Well, I'd like to hear it when you figure it out.

I've been told a lot of WEIRD things...

I've been told I look like Bebe, like Liv Tyler (ew), like Nicole Kidman, which makes no sense, cause I have, you know, dark hair and eyes...so I've just come to the conclusion that people are insane.

OK, I'm looking at your picture...you could play Lilith's daughter she created in a lab after being rejected by Frasier [not letting her have his sperm].

Still thinking...

Originally posted by periacta
It was an allusion to "South Park"

And not really. I'm 5'5", but I have really good posture and I'm thin, so I look taller than I am.

Really? You look taller. I'm 5'7 1/2" - I just tell people I'm 5'8" ;) My brother thinks I've grown to 5'8" - so maybe I have! :lol:

Originally posted by Moondance
OK, I'm looking at your picture...you could play Lilith's daughter she created in a lab after being rejected by Frasier [not letting her have his sperm].

Still thinking...

Thank god. I don't need any of his sperm.

That sounded WAY wrong.
I mean, um DNA.

Originally posted by Moondance
Really? You look taller. I'm 5'7 1/2" - I just tell people I'm 5'8" ;) My brother thinks I've grown to 5'8" - so maybe I have! :lol:

Yeah, I know I look taller.
I'm like a walking optical illusion.

Originally posted by periacta
the problem with having a Lilith-esque personality is that it tends to drive, well, everyone away.

And anyone you can catch usually ends up cheating on you.

:mumble:

Sorry.

Not quite Lilith.... she was the one that cheated.

Originally posted by barwars
Not quite Lilith.... she was the one that cheated.

Well, it wouldn't be much fun if I were exactly like Lilith, would it?

And I can tell you, it's buckets of laughs being cheated on.

Plus, her second husband left her for another guy.

Originally posted by periacta
Plus, her second husband left her for another guy.

hahahahaha
how fun that must've been.

But it was funny to everyone ELSE...and isn't that all that matters?

Originally posted by periacta
But it was funny to everyone ELSE...and isn't that all that matters?

in the world of tv.... definately.
real life.... depends who.

Originally posted by barwars
in the world of tv.... definately.
real life.... depends who.

That's why I get pissed off when people don't laugh at me (or with me) when I do something stupid in real life. If everybody laughed, my stupidity would have a purpose, and the moment wouldn't feel so awkward. That's why I love sitcoms.

Originally posted by Chambers
That's why I get pissed off when people don't laugh at me (or with me) when I do something stupid in real life. If everybody laughed, my stupidity would have a purpose, and the moment wouldn't feel so awkward. That's why I love sitcoms.

Ohh you -- Id laugh no matter what.

Originally posted by Chambers
That's why I get pissed off when people don't laugh at me (or with me) when I do something stupid in real life. If everybody laughed, my stupidity would have a purpose, and the moment wouldn't feel so awkward. That's why I love sitcoms.

See, you think like me (or I like you)

Sometimes no one gets that I'm trying to live my life like a sitcom.

It's no fun if no one else plays along.

Originally posted by barwars
Ohh you -- Id laugh no matter what.


:lol: (at you, not with you)

Originally posted by Chambers
:lol: (at you, not with you)

either way, I win

Originally posted by periacta
See, you think like me (or I like you)

Sometimes no one gets that I'm trying to live my life like a sitcom.

It's no fun if no one else plays along.

That's so true....and Barwars, I laugh at everything. I love seeing kids on their skate boards and they fall - or like my brother backed up and tripped a little kid and I was rolling on the floor...is that too mean?


Feen

Originally posted by barwars
either way, I win


Oh yeah? Well....
...shut up.

The heat is messing up my brain.

I'll get back to you in winter.

Originally posted by Moondance
That's so true....and Barwars, I laugh at everything. I love seeing kids on their skate boards and they fall - or like my brother backed up and tripped a little kid and I was rolling on the floor...is that too mean?

Ohh me too.... but if somebody died, or it happened to my grandparents or something -- then its not funny anymore.

But other than that.... laugh away.
I also think you should be able to laugh at handicap people, who are handicap for stupid reasons -- like they fell off a cliff or something stupid like that.
But at birth.... not funny, well, not that funny.

Originally posted by barwars

But at birth.... not funny, well, not that funny.

yeah...we're bad people.

Originally posted by periacta
yeah...we're bad people.


eh, who cares.

Originally posted by Chambers
eh, who cares.

Lets all just pray that there isn't that final judgement that all those religious people say is coming...

Originally posted by periacta
Lets all just pray that there isn't that final judgement that all those religious people say is coming...

hell sounds more like fun anyway.

Originally posted by Chambers
hell sounds more like fun anyway.

I here they have some hot fallen angels down there.

I have this keychain that says "Torn Between Good Girl Bad Girl"...I am very torn!

Originally posted by Moondance
I have this keychain that says "Torn Between Good Girl Bad Girl"...I am very torn!

I'm not.

I am who I am, and that's it.
F*ck labels.

Long live the grey spaces between the two extremes.
I like fitting in between things.

Originally posted by periacta
I'm not.

I am who I am, and that's it.
F*ck labels.

Long live the grey spaces between the two extremes.
I like fitting in between things.

I'm what you'd call "hollow saint." That's a Brazilian/Portuguese expression that dates back to colonial times, when colonialists used to smuggle gold inside these wooden saints they hollowed out. Ya know, seemingly good on the outside, corrupt on the inside.

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm what you'd call "hollow saint." That's a Brazilian/Portuguese expression that dates back to colonial times, when colonialists used to smuggle gold inside these wooden saints they hollowed out. Ya know, seemingly good on the outside, corrupt on the inside.

Yeah, but gold's not very corrupt. Now, if one were to smuggle, like, cocaine on one of those babies, that's corrupt. And a lot less gross than the people who swallow condoms of the stuff to get it into the country.

Originally posted by periacta
Yeah, but gold's not very corrupt. Now, if one were to smuggle, like, cocaine on one of those babies, that's corrupt. And a lot less gross than the people who swallow condoms of the stuff to get it into the country.


hmm...what's worth more these days? A pound of gold or a pound of cocaine?

Originally posted by Chambers
hmm...what's worth more these days? A pound of gold or a pound of cocaine?

Cocaine.

Originally posted by Chambers
That's why I get pissed off when people don't laugh at me (or with me) when I do something stupid in real life. If everybody laughed, my stupidity would have a purpose, and the moment wouldn't feel so awkward. That's why I love sitcoms.

Life is a sitcom, but most people make it out to be a soap opera. Reality sucks. Here's my reasons:

1. People are funnier in sitcoms. Even if the character is annoying as hell to other characters in the show, he/she is funny to the viewers.

2. Dreams in real life are a more boring than dream sequences in sitcoms.

3. In real life there's no punch lines!! grr

Thats why I wanna live in a sitcom!

Hey DickVanDykeMan - you want to attack a board, right?


I'll be available to do that tomorrow and the rest of you can chime in later...I'll post the list of show I choose - once the deed is done!


Feen

Originally posted by Moondance
Hey DickVanDykeMan - you want to attack a board, right?


I'll be available to do that tomorrow and the rest of you can chime in later...I'll post the list of show I choose - once the deed is done!


Feen

Awesome Feen! Sounds like a plan!!

I'll start my list here (of attacks):

The Facts Of Life - Who really knew "the facts of life?"

Three's Company - Beware Of the Knock...

Oh cool. More wars!

As club scribe, its my job to keep track of all of our wars. Here is the complete record of the "God, Lilith is so ****ing cool" Fanclub wars on other Sitcoms Online Forums: (Times are in Eastern Standard time)

Happy Days (8-28-04, 3:29 PM) Who's the Coolest Character Ever? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119009) (Thread moved to Cheers, Returned to Happy Days)

That's So Raven (8-28-04, 4:04 PM) Who feels like an icecicle, but looks like a ghost? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119017) (Retreated)

Brady Bunch (8-28-04, 4:42 PM) Here's a Story of a COOL Pyshciatrist! (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119027)

Full House (8-29-04, 3:42 PM) Everywhere You Look... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119083)

Leave it to Beaver (8-29-04, 4:15 PM) Who Should Wally Have Taken to the Dance? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119087)

I Love Lucy (8-29-04, 4:18 PM) Ricky Needed to Hire For a Club Act... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119090)

Mama's Family (8-29-04, 4:30 PM) If You Thought Mama Was Scary... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119091)

Friends (8-30-04, 3:55 PM) What Friends was missing! (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119155)

Mary Tyler Moore (9-3-04, 10:59 AM) Who can turn the world on with her hair bun? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119412)

The Facts of Life (9-10-04, 4:35 PM)Who really knew that facts of life? (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=2057868#post2057868)

Three's Company (9-10-04, 4:47 PM)Beware of the Knock... (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119988)

Slowly, but surely, Lilith takes over the world, one message board at a time!



Kurt

I'm still convinced we should be the type of club that sits around talking about how much better we are than everyone else instead of "attacking"

Well, I guess there's not that much to say. I already know I'm better than all of you, not to mention everybody outside this club. :p

Originally posted by Chambers
Well, I guess there's not that much to say. I already know I'm better than all of you, not to mention everybody outside this club. :p

yeah, we owe you our collective allegience

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
yeah, we owe you our collective allegience

And a parade in my honour.

everyone, I want you to meet the newest charter member of the GLISFC. His name is Apollo (aka "Spooky.") So far, he won't be a very productive member, as he can only say "who's a pretty bird?" and wolf whistle.
But he does love Lilith, as well as apples, sunflower seeds, and paper.

Hi, Apollo. If he gets to be part of the group, so does Sigmund.

Hey, I'm watching Toy Story 2 and just realized Kelsey Grammer also does one of the voices.

I didnt tell you that I have a Sigmund Freud bobble head, did I?

It's funny, because I also have Buddy Christ, and Siggy is a full 2 inches taller :P

Originally posted by Chambers
Hi, Apollo. If he gets to be part of the group, so does Sigmund.

Hey, I'm watching Toy Story 2 and just realized Kelsey Grammer also does one of the voices.

Sigmund can be as involved as he likes!


Oh! Thirteeninchescape...I want a Buddy Christ!

Sigmund is just going to stare at you guys. That's what he does best, when he's not hitting you with his rubber chicken. It really hurts.

Originally posted by Chambers
Sigmund is just going to stare at you guys. That's what he does best, when he's not hitting you with his rubber chicken. It really hurts.

Then I'll try to stay on his good side!

Originally posted by periacta
Then I'll try to stay on his good side!

Siggy just likes chicken a lot.
Can the real Sigmund Freud be part of the club too?

before I got Alice I was always looking for something to do with my hands (I would have silly puddy and stuff like that), so I used to play with my bobbleheads etc (Buddy Christ is actually classified as a dashboard statue)

I dont know if play is really the word I want to use, I guess something to fidget with.

At any rate, his finger is close to breaking off

Originally posted by Chambers
Siggy just likes chicken a lot.
Can the real Sigmund Freud be part of the club too?

I don't think Lilith would like that...

Originally posted by periacta
I don't think Lilith would like that...

True. Then we should have one of those celebrity boxing matches: Lilith vs. Freud.

Originally posted by Chambers
True. Then we should have one of those celebrity boxing matches: Lilith vs. Freud.

Lilith would SO win. She fights dirty.

Originally posted by periacta
Lilith would SO win. She fights dirty.

Who could beat Lilith? I can't think of anybody.

Originally posted by Chambers
Who could beat Lilith? I can't think of anybody.

Who would even want to?

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey, I'm watching Toy Story 2 and just realized Kelsey Grammer also does one of the voices.

Yup.... Stinky Pete, and John Ratzenberger is the pig.