This is the official thread where we vote on who will be kicked off the island. On this thread is where we will act out as our characters.


Rules:
Characters may form alliances with other characters. Which would mean to team up and vote the same people as each other.
You may betray your alliance and vote your confidant' for you sneeky folks...

You are to remain in character for the entire game, you don't have to be in character outside this thread though.

If anyone has a question in the game, you can ask the host the question. Remember I am two different people (Host and Sam)

When you are voted off the island you can continue to speak but not vote in the thread (So you get to still take part in the game)

When there are two characters left, the characters who have been kicked off vote for who they want to win. and the remaining player is going to be crowned the title of survivor.

The voting will begin as soon as all of the character positions are filled. So until then, everyone who has signed up, start acting as your characters and begin talking.

Also, to sign up for the characters, go to the threadcalled Idea for Survivor, or you could use this link

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106398

Sam: Hey, where are the mirrors, I feel that the wind is messing up my hair? Also, where are the ladies, Sammy is ready.

Host - People who have signed up start roleplaying as your characters

Diane:
How frightful for you, Sam - with bad hair and no "love bunnies" you'll be forced to dive into the depths of your personality. Make sure you don't hit your head!

Woody- Sam if you do bump your head you should ice it. Back in Hanover Uncle Derenik hit his head and by morning he was ssix feet under.

Diane:
How sweet of you to be so concerned for Sam, Woody. (Pats Woody on the back). Though I don't believe Sam over there is so deserving of your friendship.

Sam - Now Diane, don't go saying anything before you asking.

(Walks over to Woody)

Sam: Woody here actually cares about me, he doesn't get me takin to court over some assault case.

Diane:

Sam, I'm very aware that Woody cares about you. I just don't think you care about him as much as he cares about you. The Sam Malone I know never stops thinking about himself.

And how dare you bring up that assault case! I thought we decided that we weren't going to talk about our stormy past anymore. That is...unless you're having trouble dealing with the emptiness in your life caused by my departure...

Sam - Diane, I don't have trouble getting rid of the past. To tell you the truth, I would have my brain removed if the past came back to me. So while we are on this island, please don't get any crazy to get us back together

Diane:

Ha! Why, it is to laugh! You think I want us to get back together? That's preposterous. Getting back with you is the last thing on my mind - in fact, it's never been on my mind at all.

(Sam Laughs)

Sam: Don't even lie to yourself, we both know that you can't keep your eyes off me, but this time it is not going to happen. Hell would have to freeze over before we got back together.

(Turns to Woody)

Sam: How is that bar comin along Woody?

Diane:
Sam, I think that cologne of yours has finally started to attack your brain. I see you're completely incapable of any rational thought. Excuse me, but I have customers waiting.

Sam: Diane, you can't be that busy. We haven't got the bar ready yet.

(Points to Woody workin on it)

Sam: And half of the gang isn't here yet. But when they get here, then you can say that you are busy.

Diane:
Ah...I knew that! I was just going to medidate so that I can...prepare myself to serve my customers. Yes.

Sam: Sure Diane, you just can't handle when you make mistakes. You always have to make some excuse where it makes you look good or smart. But this is my island Diane, so when this game starts, I hope you go soon cause I won't have to hear you nag long

Diane:

Oh, Sam - I'm sorry. I've been too impertinent. I hope whatever happened between us won't impede us from having a healthy, professional relationship.

Sam: Ok Diane, I say let bygones be bygones and we start this game as friends. So let the best person win

Diane: How very eloquent, Sam. I wish you luck.

(Sam sighs)

Sam: Diane, I just want to make sure our definition of eloquent is the same? What do you say it means?

Diane: [laughs] I meant, Sam, that you expressed your thoughts through very well chosen words. That's all I meant - nothing more, nothing less.

Sam: Yea, that is what I thought you meant to. I just had to make sure we were on the same page. I didn't want any mixups to happen here on the island

Diane: Good - neither do I. Oh, I hope Carla gets here soon. Not that I look forward to seeing her, but I don't want to do this shift on my own.

Sam: Yea, she may be late I think. She had to make sure the kids were safe while she was gone.

Lilith (walks over to Sam and Diane): Well this should be interesting. Between the two of you, this will definately be one for the books...

Sam - And it is nice to see you to Lilith

Lilith- I didn't mean to imply that it's not nice to see the both of you.. It's just, between the two of you repressing your unexplainable attraction to each other and the game..it's going to be interesting. That's all.

(Sam acts confused)

Sam: Ok? Where is Fraiser?

(Lilith loses what little color she has)

Lilith- Frasier? He's going to be here?

Sam: Yea, he is on his way here. Is that a problem?

Lilith: You mean he hasn't said anything to you?

Diane: What about Frasier?
And Lilith, [laughs in friendly manner] I think that perhaps we can both agree that the men we met in this bar are now part of our pasts - distant memories - and that whatever feelings we once had are now gone. Trust me, Lilith, I am as interested in Sam as you are in Frasier now. [Whispers to Lilith] And to make sure we don't do something we'll both regret during this game, I think we women ought to stick together...to remind each other of the hell we've been through before.

Cliff: It's a little known fact that Clavins burn and tan in the sun.

Dr. Crane is a little busy at the moment, but he will be back to "Survivor Island" once his own finale is over.
Hopefully -- some of you will be there.

Cliff: Err.... I wasn't invited?!?

Lilith: You're absolutely right Diane. They are part of our pasts-no matter what the situation was-and it should remain that way. The best thing to do..is stay clear of any..conflict.

Diane: I'm glad you think so too. You know, Lilith, we never really got to know each other that well...once I left Cheers. And I suppose that strange reunion we had in Frasier's psyche didn't count...But now that we're here again, I think this is the perfect opportunity for us to get to know each other better.

Sam: I hope you two arent the only women on this island.

Diane: Don't worry, Sam. If I happen to come across a tribe of Amazons, I'll give them your business card.

Lilith: Sam, you sure weren't saying that that time at the Cape.

Diane:....what time at the Cape?

Lilith ("laughs"): A few years ago, I was quite upset with Frasier, and at the same time, Rebecca happened to be holding an auction, where women would bid on..men. To get back at Frasier, I bought Sam for $2,000, and we ended up at the Cape, where I tried to seduce him. Only because I knew Frasier was following us..

Diane: [forced laughter] Oh, well I'm sure Sam enjoyed that. I didn't realize how much I missed when I was in L.A.

Lilith: Oh Diane, I'm sorry. I should never have brought that up.

Woody- Sam do you need help lifting that. It looks a little heavy for you.

Diane: Oh, Lilith, don't be silly! I just can't imagine the pride you had to swallow to stoop down to Sam's level [laughs- genuine laugh]. And anyway, Sam doesn't deserve a woman of your caliber. As we said, all of those things are in the past now. Neither one of us would even dream of pulling a stunt like that these days.

Woody- Ms.Chambers I gotta ask you something.

Diane: Please, Woody. What is it?

Diane- Why do you always talk about Sam? If you guys really had no feelings for eachother why are you always talking about him. If you always are talking about that means he's always on you're mind. I was just wonderin.

(Sam turns to Dian)

Sam: Yea Diane, why do you always talk about me? I never mentioned you after you left Boston.

Sam: And Lilith, I knew you were playin the whole time, that is why I went along with some of it

Lilith: Diane, you and I seem to be pretty much on the same page. Too bad we never did get to know each other. At least as far as this game goes, we should talk.

Diane: Oh, Woody. That's not true. It's just that I some people don't seem to accept the fact that this is a new phase in our lives - and believe me, I'm not one of those people. But that doesn't mean that Sam and I cannot be friends. Right Sam?

Originally posted by WilCap
(Sam turns to Dian)

Sam: Yea Diane, why do you always talk about me? I never mentioned you after you left Boston.

Woody-except for that one time Sam when you mentioned her when you were talking to Mr.Peterson about your biggest mistake and that one time when...well Sam come to think about it you talked about Ms.Chambers a lot

Lilith: Which is actually quite interesting, considering Carla's..reaction whenever someone mentioned Diane.

Diane: Really, Woody? I mean - not that I care.

Woody- Yeah Ms.Chambers there were times when he just went on and on about you. Well some of the things he said mama would tan my hide for, but he still said them. I felt sorry for him all day.

(Sam looks at Woody and then turns to Diane)

Sam: Yea, I mentioned you about mistakes, but that is all. Woody is just joking

Diane: [Smiling smugly] Oh....I see, Sam. Right...

Woody- No Sam..I'm not. You really said that.

(Whispers to Woody)

Sam: Just say what I say

(Looks at Diane)

Sam: Diane, I may have mentioned you once or twice since you left and that is all. Ask Norm or Cliff when they get here

Diane: Aw, Sam. That's kinda sweet - sad, but sweet.

Sam: What is sad about it? You brought a gay man with you to Boston to act like you were married, now that is sad

Lilith: I don't mean to bring myself into the middle of something I know very little about..But Sam, you did say quite a bit about Diane after she left. Almost too much really. An unhealthy amount. It wasn't the same as Cliff and his mother, but it was still an unusual fixation with Diane you had.

Woody- (whispers back to Sam) ok

Diane, I may have mentioned you once or twice since you left and that is all. Ask Norm or Cliff when they get here

(Whispers again to Sam) Is that good Sam

Diane: Hm...Well I admit you were on my mind sometimes too. But only sometimes. And Reed...well, that was a moment of weakness. It won't happen again.

Lilith: You did what?

Diane: Oh, Lilith - that was uh nothing. But Sam worked on a pretty pathetic display too - with Rebecca posing as his wife. Oh, it was all pathetic.

Woody- Lillith if you let your hair down you know you could look like my mom. You'd look pretty with hair down.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Woody- (whispers back to Sam) ok

Diane, I may have mentioned you once or twice since you left and that is all. Ask Norm or Cliff when they get here

(Whispers again to Sam) Is that good Sam

Sam: Woody.... Not what I say, just don't say things I don't want DIane to know. Ok?

(Looks at Diane)

Sam: Sure Diane, you just wanted to make me jealous. Go ahead and tell Lilith your story.

(Looks at Lilith)

Sam: You weren't at the bar enough, I didn't talk about her.

Lilith: Thank you Woody. Rebecca actually posed as his wife? Talk about swallowing pride.

Sam: At least Rebecca isn't gay. Besides, Rebecca and I were together for sometime

Diane: Sam...you keep bringing this up. I'd have to agree with Lilith that you do seem to have an unusual fixation.

And Lilith, you do look lovely with your hair down - but be careful not to let it down when you're around Frasier. You remember what happens.

Woody- Together..Sam I don't really think that's what it was.

Sam: Yea, yea, he goes crazy, but I don't have a fixation. You... never mind, let's just end this. Woody, is the bar ready?

Diane: And if I recall correctly...wasn't Rebecca about to be married to a...plumber?

Sam: Trying to have a baby together is something

Lilith: Yes Diane. Unfortunately, I know all too well what happens.

Sam: Yea, but they had just gottin together, and if it wasn't for him, you would have never known

Diane: Wait a minute...you two were trying to conceive a child...but you weren't in a proper relationship? Now, Sam Malone, it might just be me, but that strikes me as a little odd. What's your professional opinion, Dr. Sternin?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Sam...you keep bringing this up. I'd have to agree with Lilith that you do seem to have an unusual fixation.

And Lilith, you do look lovely with your hair down - but be careful not to let it down when you're around Frasier. You remember what happens.

Woody- You don't have to worry about Dr.Crane I heard he found himself a fine little lady...she sings, and dances...what's her name.....Oh right Nanny G I heard through some high profile fan letters to Nanny G they were together again.

Sam no the bar's not ready I need some help I can't do it on my own. Back in Hanover they told me to rebuild the barn, but I just couldn't do it by my self.

Sam: Ok Woody, I will help you in just a mintute

(Looks at Diane)

Sam: We were kinda in a relationship, so i think that is good to have a kid together

Lilith: My professional opinion? Well, I don't really think it's my place to say, but I think Sam was just trying to compensate for something else missing from his life. And Rebecca was doing the same, and they both thought that they wanted a baby.

Wait. Woody, did you just say, Nanny G?

Woody- Sam don't strain yourself I don't want you lifting anything to heavy, I know how you and heavy things are.

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: My professional opinion? Well, I don't really think it's my place to say, but I think Sam was just trying to compensate for something else missing from his life. And Rebecca was doing the same, and they both thought that they wanted a baby.

Wait. Woody, did you just say, Nanny G?

Woody- Yes Nanny G. From what I hear it's wedding bells in the near future.

Diane: You mean Nanny G - that children's entertainer? Frasier is back together with her??

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Woody- Sam don't strain yourself I don't want you lifting anything to heavy, I know how you and heavy things are.

Sam: Woody, that was a one time thing, I am in my prime and can lift anything

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: My professional opinion? Well, I don't really think it's my place to say, but I think Sam was just trying to compensate for something else missing from his life. And Rebecca was doing the same, and they both thought that they wanted a baby.

Wait. Woody, did you just say, Nanny G?

Sam: And Lilith, we did want a baby, but we just decided we wanted it with the wrong person

Diane: Yes, Woody - don't forget Sam here has been carrying his enormous ego around for ages.

Woody- Oh yeah Frasier and Nanny G. I have the episode where well they had to pull they curtain on them because well it wasn't appropriate for the children..or me. Anyway I have it on tape.

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: And Lilith, we did want a baby, but we just decided we wanted it with the wrong person


Diane: And who would the right person be, Sam? Why didn't you just adopt?

Lilith: Frasier and Nanette? Married?

Sam: Diane, I do not have an ego. And I just thought having a kid of my own is better than adopting

Diane: That is odd, Woody. Last time I saw Frasier he was having trouble getting a date.

Sam: that is the old Fraiser, the new Fraiser is a ladies man, but not as good as myself

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Frasier and Nanette? Married?

Yeah, but I don't know anything for sure. I should really punish my self for spreading rumors. I don't know if they're true so don't go crazy over this. I just heard on the it's nothing for sure.

Lilith: Oh, are you sure? He couldn't possibly............

Diane: No, Sam. I remember distinctly that Frasier was hopelessly lost - having empty relationships, one after the other. I honestly think the last meaningful relationship he had with a woman was with Lilith.

Lilith ("smiles" weakly): Do you really think so?

Diane: [Smiling] Oh absolutely, Lilith. I've never seen him as happy as when he was with you.

Sam: Yea, and that the reason his relationships have been bad is because one left him at the alter and the other cheated on him

Woody- I hope not I know the only girl for him is Dr.Sternin. Just like Sam's the only man for you Ms.Chambers

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Woody- I hope not I know the only girl for him is Dr.Sternin. Just like Sam's the only man for you Ms.Chambers

Sam: Nice joke Woody, you keep on getting funnier

Diane: Yes Woody, that's funny. And Sam, I don't appreciate you bringing up my relationship with Frasier like that. You were the one who was going to stop the wedding anyway. You said so at the Convent.

Woody-(smiling) Thanks Sam.

Lilith: Sam, there's no excuse for what I did, and I know how terribly I hurt Frasier. And I've had to live with that ever since.

Diane: Yes, Lilith. Everyone makes mistakes - we're only human. If I had to do it again, I would never have left Frasier at the altar. I would have said no to him when he proposed.

(Looks at Diane first)

Sam: I was goin on Fraiser's behalf, I didnt want him to make a mistake like I almost did.

(Then to Woody)

Sam: Keep it up

(and finally to Lilith)

Sam: You should be, you hurt him so much.

Woody- I think if a woman says she'll marry someone she should marry him and well stay faithful. Call me crazy that's just how I was brought up.

(Looks at Diane and Lilith)

Sam: Now why couldnt you two just do what you said. Just a shame. You broke the laws of Woody's mom

Diane: Poor Lilith! You all are ganging up on her like a pack of wild dogs. And Sam, you distinctly said that you were going to stop the wedding because you loved me. Now, that may be in the past, but don't try to change history.

Lilith (with tears in her eyes): I know more then anyone how much I hurt him. And this hurt me so much too..

Diane: Oh, Lilith [hugging her] don't cry! Don't let them get to you. I know just how you feel. Here, have a tissue.

Woody- Diane I'm sure Sam loves, just like a sister.

Lilith (takes tissue): How can you know what I feel? I know you hurt him too, but you never loved him.

Diane: Uh...thank you, Woody.

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith (with tears in her eyes): I know more then anyone how much I hurt him. And this hurt me so much too..

Woody- Aw Dr.Sternin I should have never said that. I didn't mean to make you cry. Please don't cry. I hate it when people cry it makes me cry..aw shoot I'm gunna cry

Diane: [To Lilith] Oh I did love Frasier...once. But it just didn't last. But I do know what it's like to hurt the one you love.

Diane: Here, Woody. Take the whole box.

Lilith: I'm sorry Diane, and thank you Woody. This is just, all a bit much.

Diane: Yes, it is. At least Frasier isn't here to see you in your moment of weakness...

Lilith: That's true. I honestly couldn't take it if he was.

Woody(still whimpering a little): Thanks Ms.Chambers. Dr.Sternin maybe you should go lie down.

Diane: Oh, Woody. Do you think Lilith is going to want to lie down on all this sand? Sam, why don't you get Lilith a blanket.

Lilith: No, I'm ok Woody.

Woody- You're right I should wait to make the bar and I should start on cots and huts.

Diane: Oh Lilith, don't you think you should put some sun screen on? You're starting to burn.

Lilith: You're right Diane. I'll be right back.

Woody- I'll be back later I'm off to find some wood. Fell better Dr.Sternin.

(Comin back from woods)

Sam: Here you go Lilith, here is a blanket, go lay down in my hut.

Diane: Sam, how come you have a hut and no one else does? Oh how am I supposed to build a hut on my own?

Lilith: Thank you both, but I really am fine.

Sam: Yea, I was here alone for about a day and a half. So I went ahead and built my hut. Here take these

(He gives her some sticks)

Sam: IT shouldnt take you that long

Lilith: Here Diane. I'll help.

Diane: Saaaam, I just got my nails done before I got here, and I can't ruin this new dress I got. And Lilith over there can't be expected to work out in the sun - she burns so easily and she can barely stand it when her suit gets wrinkled.

Sam: Yea, maybe you two can bunk together

Diane: Why don't you help us, Sam?

Lilith: Diane, don't forget that you freckle.

Sam: Well I am beat from workin on mine, maybe Woody can help you when he gets back

Diane: I do freckle, that's right. I can't help having sensitive alabaster skin.

Lilith: I think Woody's done more then his fair share of work

Sam: Yea, maybe you are right Lilith. Maybe one of the guys can help when they get here

Diane: I agree. Poor Woody must be exhausted. But I understand if you're too tired to help, Sam...after all, at your age...

Lilith: When is Frasier getting here anyway?

Sam: My age? Diane, I am in the best shape of my life, but workin on a whole hut by yourself is tough work

Diane: I suspect Frasier will be here in a few days...

Lilith: Alright, but we should really begin work on the hut.

Diane: All right, Sam. I'll wait till Cliff or Norm get here. Meanwhile, however, you can be a gentleman and let Lilith and me have your hut. We surely can't be expected to sleep outside.

Lilith: That sounds much better Diane.

Sam: Only if you two dont mind if I am there too

Diane: Hmm...what do you say to that, Lilith?

Lilith: We're all adults. I don't see how that would be a problem.

Diane: Then it's settled there - as long as Sam keeps his eyes turned, everything will be fine.

Sam: YAY! So, what are we three going to do on our first night as roommates?

Diane: Sam, don't start getting any ideas. We all know how your mind works.

Sam: I have nothing but the best intentions

Diane: [Hesitantly]...ok...

Lilith: "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

Woody- Everyone I'm back. Ms.Chamber,Dr.Sternin I made you guys a hut while I was out making mine. I hope you don't mind.

Diane: Good point, Lilith. Sam, I must warn you - the only night coture I brought was that...pink nightie you used to like. I hope that won't be a problem.

Diane: Oh Woody! You're an angel! Now we won't have to worry about anything.

Lilith: It shouldn't be a problem. Thank you Woody.

(Sam gets excited)

Sam: Woody, go tare that hut down. They are stayin with me tonight, and remember what we said about saying things before we think.

(Looks at Diane and Lilith)

Sam: We will have fun

Diane: Sam!

Woody- Well Sam those huts tool me forever I really don't wanna tear them down. If you really want me to I will.

Sam: What? I am only thinking for the safety for you two girls

Diane: Of course they did, Woody. Don't you listen to Sam. His hormones are taking over his brain again.

Sam: Woody, they can be for Norm and Cliff. I really think Diane and Lilith should stay with me. This island could be dangerous

Woody- I'm confused. Sam wants me to tear them down Ms.Chambers wants me to keep them up. I don't know what to do.

Diane: Oh please, Sam. We're not going to be fooled into sharing a hut with you.

Diane: Keep them up, Woody. You did a fine job.

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Woody, they can be for Norm and Cliff. I really think Diane and Lilith should stay with me. This island could be dangerous

Woody- But Sam my hut is right next to theirs. If anything came along I could handle it.

Sam: I am only thinking for you girls. The host said this island has wild animals and indian tribes that could hurt us. I don't know if it is safe for you and Lilith to be alone

Woody: But Woody, you will have to take care of yourself. And I wouldnt want to put you in danger either

Diane: Sam! Indian tribes dangerous? How dare you try to stereotype Amerindian peoples. Please, I'd be more afraid of being near you.

Woody- Sam why don't you room with Diane. I mean I saw your hut and if a storm came along it would blow those twigs to smitherines.

Diane: Remember, I majored in Amerindian studies. I did a research paper on the Moskito tribes who live in this area. They are one of the most peaceful peoples I've ever heard of.

Sam: No Diane, not American Indian Tribes. The ones that deal with vodoo and black magic

Sam: Woody, my hut is very stable

Diane: [sighs] Sam - Amerindian is the term we scholars use to denote all of the native peoples of North, Central and South America. Your knowledge of these peoples is practically non-existant.

Lilith: I'm sorry Sam, but I have to agree with Diane on this one.

Diane: Thank you, Lilith.

Woody-Sam I don't know what they're saying, but it sounds right.

Sam: Ok, don't come to me when they cast some sort of spell on you. This is your last chance, do you want to stay with Sammy to be protected and more, or do you want to take a chance at being alone

Woody- Sam stop it your making me scared. Now I won't be able to sleep at night.

Diane: Sam, thank you for your ...."concern." But I'm sure Lilith and I will be just fine. And if anything happens, we'll call for your help.

Diane: Poor Woody. If you get too scared you can join Lilith and me.

Sam: What? Why Woody? What if I get scared?

Diane: Sam, you were the one who said you could protect us. Why would you be scared?

Lilith: Or you could always stay with Sam.

Woody- Thanks Ms.Chambers and Dr.Sternin. Sam you really should think about reinforcing your hut or it will be blown away like hay in a dust storm.

Sam: Well, if we 3 stay together, we can be scared together. Come on, don't leave me alone at night. Remember, I am Sammy.

Frasier: Woody, you damn farmboy, I did not marry that immature Nanny Gee -- although I DID "shake her hand"

Woody-Sam if you don't want to be alone you can always stay with me. My hut is so big it might get pretty lonely.

Lilith: That's exactly the reason we don't want to stay with you Mr. Malone.

Diane: [slanted smile] Sam, you're a big boy. You can handle it.

Diane: Oh Frasier! How delightful to see you!

Lilith: Frasier.......

Originally posted by barwars88
Frasier: Woody, you damn farmboy, I did not marry that immature Nanny Gee -- although I DID "shake her hand"

Woody- Thanks for clearing that up Dr.Crane. Damn that National Inquierer! Frasier I didn't expect you to be here this early. I didn't build you a hut. You could always room with Sam he doesn't want to be alone

Diane: That's a wonderful idea. Lilith and I are sharing - you and Sam might as well share also.

Frasier - OHh dear god.... there are BUGS on this island. Thank god Niles couldnt make it.

Diane: Oh, I got repellant for everyone. Take one, Frasier.

Sam: Since you two are being stubborn, I guess me and Frais can stay together. We can bring up "great" memories of Diane and Lilith

Diane: [frowning] Wait a minute - if you two are going to talk about us, then let it not be behind our backs!

Lilith: Hello Frasier. It's been a while..

Woody- Oh sorry Dr.Crane I beg your pardon. I forgot to say hello

Sam: Sorry Diane, i offered you the chance to stay with me. Now Fraisier and I can bring up memories, unless you changed your mind

Im going to stop putting "Frasier -- ahasgadsg" because, you can see my avatar.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Woody- Thanks for clearing that up Dr.Crane. Damn that National Inquierer! Frasier I didn't expect you to be here this early. I didn't build you a hut. You could always room with Sam he doesn't want to be alone

I, emminent pyschiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane, author of over 40 pyschological editorials, and star of my very own radio show -- share a hut with a BARTENDER??
.... is it bugproof?!

Diane: Why...Woody...that's lovely.

[To Lilith whispering] ....would you like to talk to Frasier privately?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Oh, I got repellant for everyone. Take one, Frasier.

Woody- No thanks Diane I prefer the bugs. My dad always told me if a man can't deal with bugs than he shouldn't beable to have any part of nature including wemon.

Diane: No, Sam, I didn't change my mind. Unless you can think of a reason why I would ever want to share a hut with you.

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Hello Frasier. It's been a while..

It has, Dr. Sternin -- how's the boy?
Is his goth stage through yet??

Sam: We could catch up on some old memories

Diane: [trying to hide a smile with a pout] what memories?

Woody- Ms.Chambers may I say something?

Diane: Uh...what is it Woody?

Lilith: Frederick's doing quite nicely Frasier. And, yes, he's over the goth thing. He's met another young woman he's trying to impress.

Sam: You remember all the stuff we shared together, we could catch up on that if you like?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [trying to hide a smile with a pout] what memories?


As a noted pyschiatrist I can say without regreat -- they WONT be fond ones.
drink up boys, The Doctor is in the house.

Diane: Be more specific, Sam. The bad times or the ...good times?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Uh...what is it Woody?

Woody- This maybe a little out of charectar, but Come off it Diane. We all know you still Love him stop pretending! Sam please just tell her you love her instead of constantly telling yourself the opposite trying to cover up. That's all I had to say, thanks.

(To Fraisier)

Sam: GO ahead and get a drink. Woody, help him out.

(To Diane)

Sam: The good ones, i wouldnt want the bad ones

Diane: No, me neither...not the bad ones. So...

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: You remember all the stuff we shared together, we could catch up on that if you like?

Sure old man.
As long as you bring the bar.


Something doesnt feel right -- wheres Norm and Cliff??

Diane: I think this tropical air may be getting to Woody's head...

Diane: I think maybe Norm and Cliff are still waiting for the host to guarrantee them a limitless supply of beer on this island.

Originally posted by WilCap
(To Fraisier)

Sam: GO ahead and get a drink. Woody, help him out.

(To Diane)

Sam: The good ones, i wouldnt want the bad ones


Will Do...

and STEP OFF IT, you hate her.
Get over it Sam, theres nothing between you.

Sam: So Diane, are we gonna catch up tonight, or are you gonna stay with Lilith?

Diane: Yes, you're right Frasier. Just like there's absolutely nothing between you and Lilith over there.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: I think maybe Norm and Cliff are still waiting for the host to guarrantee them a limitless supply of beer on this island.

As long the REAL drinks are still around.
Sherry, Niles??
Ohh, Im sorry, bad habit....

drinks anyone??

Sam: He has a good reason to hate her right now, but I hope things work out

Diane: Sam...let me talk to Lilith about this.

Lilith: Frasier, are you sure it's not at all possible for there to be something between.....them?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: I think this tropical air may be getting to Woody's head...

Woody- Thanks for you're concern Ms.Chambers. This bite is really itching a bug bit me a little a while ago.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Yes, you're right Frasier. Just like there's absolutely nothing between you and Lilith over there.

Ohh but there is -- our son, and are although rigid and hazardous -- fun history.

Diane: [Privately to Lilith] Lilith, dear. I'm afraid I'm going to need your help. You know those old feelings we said we didn't feel anymore? Maybe it's the air...oh I can't let myself get to that point again. I can't.

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Frasier, are you sure it's not at all possible for there to be something between.....them?

Im just as much of a hopeless romantic as you....
let me rephrase that,
Im just as much of a hopeless romantic as a WARM BLOODED person....
but there is without doubt -- NOTHING going on between my dear friends Sam and Diane.

Diane: I suppose you're right, Frasier. After all, you two did get married. Sam and I never did.

Lilith: I know exactly what you mean.

[just to Fraiser]

Sam: So, are you gonna give Lilith a chance or what?

(Walks to Diane while Fraiser thinks)

Sam: Don't you want to go back in time and relive those memories

Diane: [To Sam] Just a minute, Sam.

[To Lilith] Oh, not you too, Lilith!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: I suppose you're right, Frasier. After all, you two did get married. Sam and I never did.

EXACTLY
we had a TRUE, LOVING relationship.... all you and Sam had was a cat and mouse chase.

I think my friends Norm and Cliff will agree with me -- Tom and Jerry were MUCH more interesting.
(tightens tie) Not to mention better looking

Lilith [to Diane]: I think so..I really can't be sure..

Diane: [Privately to Sam] Sam...I don't know if it would be wise for us to rush into the past - even if it's just through memories. And anyways...what would be the point...

Sam and Diane can do as they wish.

But all Lilith and I will remain is friends.
Very, VERY close friends (breathes heavily)

Diane: Frasier! I can see that you're still bitter about everything that happened - but there's no reason for you to be mean!

Lilith: Frasier, since it looks like Sam and Diane will be hut-mates, what do you say we room together? As friends.

Diane: Sam and I had a very meaningful relationship! It wasn't just a cat and mouse game, as you so put it!

[To Diane]

Sam: You mean you don't want one night to go through everything we ever went through. ONe night to relive all the fun we had when we were togehter. Just one night?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Frasier! I can see that you're still bitter about everything that happened - but there's no reason for you to be mean!

HOW DARE YOU?!
I AM NOT MAD.
(tightens tie, quiets down).... you and I have reconciled.... I am merely looking out for the safety of both you and Sam.

Diane: [To Sam] Sam I'm tired of all this. Why don't you just say what you mean and I'll say what I mean - but only after you say what you mean.

Diane: Oh, fine Frasier. Forget what I said.