Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Frasier, since it looks like Sam and Diane will be hut-mates, what do you say we room together? As friends.

I think Ive had FAR too many drinks to remain "just friends" with ANYBODY tonight.


Gilligan, er hum, Woody.... get your own hut.

[To Diane]

Sam: All I am saying is that I want one night just to see if their is anything left between us. Just one night to prove to myself and maybe to you

Diane: [To Frasier] Ha! You see? Your entire relationship depends on you getting drunk! Now how is that better than a cat and mouse game?

With that said "this is Dr. Frasier Crane, KACL Talk Radio, Here's to a good night, and good mental health"

Diane: [Looking up at Sam] Oh, Sam...I had no idea you felt that way.

Lilith: You'll all have to excuse me for a minute. I'm suddenly not feeling so well.

Diane: What's the matter Lilith? Are you...going to retire to your hut?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [To Frasier] Ha! You see? Your entire relationship depends on you getting drunk! Now how is that better than a cat and mouse game?

Once again the pseudo-intellectual takes something out of context.
My relationship with Lilith depends on me NOT getting drunk.

And with this being an island, with 3 huts -- and a bar -- All there is to do is get drunk.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [Looking up at Sam] Oh, Sam...I had no idea you felt that way.

Sam: So what do ya say? You haven't givin me an answer

Diane: Well go prove that to her - go help her. Can't you see Lilith's white as a ghost? I mean...more than usual.

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: You'll all have to excuse me for a minute. I'm suddenly not feeling so well.


Ohh dear -- did you let some sun touch your skin??

The heat on this island is driving me mad.

Lilith: I'm just not sure I like the way this conversation is going. Nor do I like seeing Frasier this drunk.

Diane: All right, Sam. I'll Reminisce with you - but just talking. One step at a time - no funny business.

Woody- Frasier..I'm going to have to cut you off.

Diane: Good idea, Woody.

(Upset a little)

Sam: Ok, what about after the talking

Diane: [blushing] Saaaam....let's not make the same mistake we always make. Let's not rush in this time.

Diane: I need to know if you're really serious about it this time.

Cut me off?!

Good idea, Diane?!


Dr. Frasier Crane does NOT get cut -- passes out




Out of Character
Im done for tonight, Ill recover tomorrow afternoon/evening.
Have fun!

Sam: Diane, that was the exciting part of our relationship, we can't have it without the excitement, you know that

(Looks at Fraiser)

Sam: Woody, take him to your hut and lay him down

Diane: Sam! If it's only the "excitement" that you want, then our relationship is just as Frasier said! Nothing but a game of cat and mouse! Empty - meaningless. Nothing but physical attraction!

Sam: It wasn't just the attraction. Sure, that was alot of it, and we both know it was great. But we had some good laughs and when we weren't fighting, we got along great

Out of Charactor

Yup. Lilith's done too.

Diane: [tearing up] Oh! I can't believe I thought you changed! How naive of me!

Woody- Right Sam. (puts Frasier's arm around his neck and guides him to his hut)


OUT OF CHARECTAR- Woody's out till tomarrow after school lata!

Diane: I'm getting dizzy - it must be this air. Let's just go to separate huts tonight Sam. I think we both need to think things through.

Sam: Good Night Lilith, and u two Woody

(Looks at Diane)

Sam: I have changed Diane, but we both know that we want it.

Diane: Oh, Sam... but whenever I want it I - we both - end up getting hurt.

Sam: Then why fight it. We can start our first night on the island great. It is obvious to everyone that you want to. You have wanted to ever since returning to Boston last time. Don't you want those old memories to happena again

Diane: All right, Sam. We might as well try it...

(Sam jumps)

Sam: Yes! I promise you won't regret it. Your not gonna change your mind in the next five minutes are you?

Diane: [Laughs but then] You know, Sam, I've been thinking...

Sam: What! What about?

Diane: [smiling cunningly] Just kidding! I wouldn't do that to you again. Now, Sam - shall we...retire?

(Sam all excited)

Sam: Yes, right now let's go

Diane: AHEM [waits for the "lift part"]

Sam: Oh yea

(Lifts Diane up and runs to his hut)

OOC: DianeDiane could go on - she never runs out of character (there's double Diane in her) - but it wouldn't be appropriate. Let's let Sam and Diane have their privacy.

OOC - I agree, when do you want to start again

OOC: How about tomorrow afternoon? Diane and Sam will surely want to sleep in.

OOC - Ok, I may post a wake up for Sam in the morning or something

OOC: Ok - i probably won't be able to stop myself and will get on earlier lol - so , see ya tomorrow!

OOC - Ok, tomorrow it is.

Host - All characters who sign up in the night (if any) go ahead and start to r/p

Cliff: Where's Normie?

(Sam comes out of his hut and sees Cliff)

Sam: I don't think he is here yet, but he will be soon. We just got a ship load of beer

Diane: [Coming out of the hut] Clifford? Is that you? Oh - that's funny - I thought I heard his voice.

Diane: [To Sam] That was a truly special night, Sam.

OOC: Wow.. this got big.

[To Diane]

Sam: You bet it was, I liked it more than the last time. Didn't I tell you it would be great

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
OOC: Wow.. this got big.

We are waitin for Carla, so why don't u join us

Diane: Yes, you did [smiles]. You know, I always thought I would eventually get used to that ear nibbling thing...guess I was wrong [laughs].

Diane: Good Lord - is Carla coming? Sam - how are we going to break the news to her about ...us...without having her kill me?

[To Diane]

Sam: Well, I guess we will have to have you get used to it

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Good Lord - is Carla coming? Sam - how are we going to break the news to her about ...us...without having her kill me?

Sam: Cliff is here now, she can take it out on him

Diane: Good point. I'll have to tell Cliff to divert her attention.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Good Lord - is Carla coming? Sam - how are we going to break the news to her about ...us...without having her kill me?

Carla: Tell me what?!

Woody- Howdy Mr.Clavin. Can a get you a beer? O hey Carla

(Carla runs at Diane, but Sam jumps in front)

Sam: Carla, calm down. Don't hurt Diane, not this time

Diane: uh....hi, Carla. So nice to see you. You hair looks....just like it did before. [laughs nervously]

Diane: Uh..Woody, why don't you get Carla here a nice strong, soothing drink. To calm her nerves.

Right. (gets Carla an irish coffe) Carla hows the kids?

Lilith: Hello everyone. Carla, it's nice to see you again, looking so well. And uncharactoristically not pregnant.

Diane: Good afternoon, Lilith. Did you spend the night well?

Sam: Hey Lilith, who did you bunk with last night

Lilith: I slept well. And you?

Diane: Oh, it was a good night. [Laughs nostalgically] I just remembered what Sam used to say about salt air...

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Oh, it was a good night. [Laughs nostalgically] I just remembered what Sam used to say about salt air...

(acting confused)

Sam: And what was that

Diane: [nudges Sam and whispers] Don't ask Lilith that sort of thing - it's embarrassing.

Lilith: You and Sam? Did you two...?

Diane: Sam - don't you remember? That time at the Cape? You said the salt air....improves your....oh you know.

Lilith: Ask me what?

Diane: Oh, Lilith. I meant to tell you earlier. You see, Sam and I have decided to set aside all of our old rancor and begin anew with a fresh mindset. NOw that we are the wiser, we both agree that to open our souls to one another was an inevitable progressive step in our relationship.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [nudges Sam and whispers] Don't ask Lilith that sort of thing - it's embarrassing.

[To Diane]

Sam: I was just making sure she was ok

[To Lilith]

Sam: Yep

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Hey Lilith, who did you bunk with last night

Diane: Oh nothing Lilith.

Lilith: I'm ok. But, how much have you had to drink Diane?

Diane: Lilith [laughs] I appreciate your humor. But rest assured that Sam and I made this decision with clear minds and open hearts.

Diane: Isn't that right, Sam?

Sam: Yea, what she said

Diane: Aw Sam [puts arm around him] WEll, don't congratulate us all at once!

Lilith: Oh, ok. Well, congratulations.

(To Woody)

Lilith: I think Diane had had more then enough to drink..for quite obviously the rest of her stay.

Sam: Has Carla calmed down yet?

OOC- Ok I took on an extra charectar because it seemed no one was going to sign up so now I'm also Rebecca.

Rebecca- Hi everybody I'm here!

Diane: Why, hello, Rebecca.

Sam: What's up Becky?

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Oh, ok. Well, congratulations.

(To Woody)

Lilith: I think Diane had had more then enough to drink..for quite obviously the rest of her stay.

Woody-No Dr.Sternin that's impossible Ms.Chambers hasn't had a drink her whole visit.

Lilith: It's good to see you again Rebecca.

Diane: Lilith - I am NOT drunk! My only intoxicant is my enduring affection for Sam, here.

Rebecca- God it's hot out here how do you people stand it!

Sam: Yea Lilith, her affection for me. We are like you should be with Fraisier

Well la-di-da, little Miss Howe -- nice to see you again.

By the way -- thanks for coming to visit me in Seattle.

Ohh thats right (slams glass down) -- FILL ME UP FARMBOY!!

Diane: Woody, did you set up a hut for Ms. Howe?

Lilith: Right. I'm sorry Diane.. [sarcastically] I don't know what led me to believe that you were drunk.

Diane: [To Lilith, privately] Lilith, it's all right. But you know, I think you should talk to Frasier about his...drinking habits. By the time Norman and Clifford get here, there'll be no drinks left!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Lilith - I am NOT drunk! My only intoxicant is my enduring affection for Sam, here.

Carla- Oh, puke.

Diane: Oh, good. Nice to hear from you again, Carla. I see your attempts at wit haven't changed - they're still "attempts."

Lilith [To Diane]: Honestly Diane, I don't think it's my place to say anything about his..drinking problems. I think the main cause is my presense on this island. Or, rather, my presence in general.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [To Lilith, privately] Lilith, it's all right. But you know, I think you should talk to Frasier about his...drinking habits. By the time Norman and Clifford get here, there'll be no drinks left!

Get off it women!!
Its only sodawater.
What are you my moTHER?!

Lilith [To Carla]: That's exactly what I was thinking.

Sam: He does have a point Diane, he isn't hurting anyone, besides, that is why a bar is here, to serve drinks

Diane: Why, Lilith. Don't be silly. THis, coming from a renowned psychiatrist? Don't you see Frasier is only trying to numb his feelings for you with all that alcohol?

Damnit Sam, the heat is getting to us all.


I think I speak for everyone when I ask -- when do we vote?!

Lilith: Frasier, seeing how you are a Fraudian, I wouldn't be surprised if Diane was your mother.

Diane: [indignantly] Sam, Frasier - I would appreciate it if in the future you don't eaves drop on my private conversations with my friend, Lilith.

Sam: I know the heat is getting to us, I think all women should strip down to make them feel better.

Host: Voting will begin as soon as we get a few more people. So tell people to sign up

Originally posted by barwars88
Well la-di-da, little Miss Howe -- nice to see you again.

By the way -- thanks for coming to visit me in Seattle.

Ohh thats right (slams glass down) -- FILL ME UP FARMBOY!!

Rebecca- Frasier well I didn't expect you to be here. (smiles weakly) I'm sorry I just don't really well um I don't really like the weather. The that's it the weather I don't like the weather in seattle. .

Woody- Sure thing Dr.Crane

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [indignantly] Sam, Frasier - I would appreciate it if in the future you don't eaves drop on my private conversations with my friend, Lilith.

Sam: Sorry, do I get a spanking

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Frasier, seeing how you are a Fraudian, I wouldn't be surprised if Diane was your mother.


Diane: [does her annoying "Diane laugh"] Well, Diane Chambers can always appreciate a good joke!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Why, Lilith. Don't be silly. THis, coming from a renouned psychiatrist? Don't you see Frasier is only trying to numb his feelings for you with all that alcohol?


The only feeling I share for Lilith are that of a friendship.
A friendship with undying respect.
And love -- in a different way than you and Sam.

Lilith and I are like old friends -- we cant stand the site of eachother, yet we cant let ourselfs be seperated for too long.

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Sorry, do I get a spanking

Diane: [laughs playfully] We'll see about that later.

Lilith [turning to Frasier]: So now you can't even stand the sight of me?!

Diane: Well, Frasier. You know best.

(Sam gets excited)

Sam: Great

I thinking of starting a radio station on the island -- hopefully to get EVERYONE's message out.

Ill be off to work.... see you all tomorrow!!

OOC: Ive got lots to do.... Ill be back tomorrow!

Originally posted by barwars88
I thinking of starting a radio station on the island -- hopefully to get EVERYONE's message out.

Ill be off to work.... see you all tomorrow!!

OOC: Ive got lots to do.... Ill be back tomorrow!

Sam: See ya Fraisier

Diane: Bye, Frasier.

Lilith: Goodbye.

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith [turning to Frasier]: So now you can't even stand the sight of me?!

Rebecca- It's ok a lot of people can't stand the sight of him so it evens out.

Lilith: Thank you Rebecca.

Diane: So, Rebecca. How have you been? I haven't seen you since...you were going to marry...that man.

Diane: Yes, Lilith. Don't listen to Frasier. He's having trouble, like always, in confronting his emotions.

Sam: The heat ladies, is it getting to you.

Rebecca- Right while me and Don didn't quite work out. He got the kids. They said my smoking addiction was hazardous to them but aww what the hell.

Lilith: Yes. I'm sure that's all it is.

Diane: Oh, glad you brought that up, Sam. Could you go build us ladies some shade? I'm starting to freckle.

Diane: Oh, Rebecca, I'm so sorry.

Lilith: Rebecca? Are you really still smoking?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Oh, glad you brought that up, Sam. Could you go build us ladies some shade? I'm starting to freckle.

Woody- Oh that's no problem Ms.Chambers. Don't trouble Sam I'd gladly build you ladies a place in the shade.

Diane: Oh, Woody. Thanks. You're such a gentleman.

Sam: Well, i was thinking of somethin different.

(He goes to his hut and comes out with bikinis)

Sam: I thought you could wear these

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Rebecca? Are you really still smoking?

Rebecca- Yeah what's it to ya. Don't give me any of that your killing your self crap cause it just won't work! (takes out cigarette) Anyone got a light?

Diane: Sam - I'll let you rethink that proposition before I say what I always say.

Lilith: Really Sam?

Diane: Oh, Rebecca. Could you please smoke that a little farther away? [laughs appologetically] You see, cigarette smoke can give me a rash sometimes.

Sam: What is wrong with it? You girls can get a tan, and look good at the same time. That way, everyone is happy

Diane: Sam Malone - we don't want a tan. Woody is building us some shade.

Sam: Man Woody, we just had a talk about this last night

Lilith: We'll wear them if you will.

Diane: [Privately to Sam] And why do you want to see "other women" in those?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Oh, Rebecca. Could you please smoke that a little further away? [laughs appologetically] You see, cigarette smoke can give me a rash sometimes.

Rebecca- (flashes Diane a dirty look and throws cigarette at the ground and puts it out) happy now?

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: We'll wear them if you will.

Sam: Your kidding, right?

Diane: [completely missing Rebecca's irritation] Oh, thank you! I'm glad you understand.

OOC: Sorry I'm not Role-playing. I'm not very good at this.

OOC: aw, well come back if you change your mind!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [Privately to Sam] And why do you want to see "other women" in those?

[To Diane]

Sam: To prove how much better you look in it then them

Originally posted by WilCap
[To Diane]

Sam: To prove how much better you look in it then them

Diane: [blushing] Awww...but the answer is still no.

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Your kidding, right?

Rebecca-No Sam strut your stuff in one of those and maybe we will.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
OOC: Sorry I'm not Role-playing. I'm not very good at this.

Host: We need to find a replacement Carla, if any of you have friends, please try and get them to take the role

Diane: Hhahaa[Annoying "Diane Laugh"] Rebecca, I like your style.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Rebecca-No Sam strut your stuff in one of those and maybe we will.

Sam: You always were a party pooper

[To Diane]

Sam: Come on, show off those legs

Originally posted by WilCap
Host: We need to find a replacement Carla, if any of you have friends, please try and get them to take the role

No, I want to stay Carla. I'll keep trying.

Diane: Sam, I am not a piece of meat for you to parade around.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
No, I want to stay Carla. I'll keep trying.

Host: Ok. If you want some tips, just imagine yourself as the character and go from their

Sam: I know Diane, but you did win that beauty contest

Diane: Why has Lilith gone quiet? Oh no- do you think the sun knocked her out?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Hhahaa[Annoying "Diane Laugh"] Rebecca, I like your style.

Rebecca- (annoyed) aww how sweet

Lilith: But Sam is. A piece of meat that is.

Diane: [To Sam, irritably] It was NOT a beauty contest! It was a Boston Barmaid contest - and I won solely on the basis of my personality, wit and waitressing skills.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [To Sam, irritably] It was NOT a beauty contest! It was a Boston Barmaid contest - and I won solely on the basis of my personality, wit and waitressing skills.

Sam: Ok Ok, calm down. You know, if you act like this tonight, I won't mind

[Lilith coughs]

Diane: [To Rebecca- genuinely perky] You know, Rebecca. I've always regretted not getting to know you that one time we met. There's no reason why we can't become good friends now!

Diane: ...what did you have in mind, Sam?

Sam: We could do some more reliving memories

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [To Rebecca- genuinely perky] You know, Rebecca. I've always regretted not getting to know you that one time we met. There's no reason why we can't become good friends now!

Rebecca- (mumbling) sure there is

Diane: [smiles] Yes, Sam - later.

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Ok Ok, calm down. You know, if you act like this tonight, I won't mind

Carla- EWE, If you guys keep talking like this I'll be voting myself off this island.

Woody- Hi everybody I'm back. I made you some shade. It's nothing fancy but I guess it'll do.

Diane: Oh! You know what we're missing on this island? A good old poetry reading! Who wants to start?

ooc - Very Nice Carla

Sam: Come on Carla, don't act like that. Look, their is Rebecca, goes mess with her. Or go use some ghost jokes with Lilith

[To Diane]

Sam: We don't have to wait till tonight

Diane: [glares at Carla] Now there's an idea Carla!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Oh! You know what we're missing on this island? A good old poetry reading! Who wants to start?

Sam: I think I will join you Carla

Diane: So? No takers? Oh all right. I'll start then. I'll recite one of my latest works.

Diane: Oh, come on Sam. It'll be fun. Just one!

Diane: [stands up] This one's called "Ode to an Afterthought"

Lilith: Yes, go ahead Diane. Please. Enlighten us.

Sam: Diane, no, just come to the hut with me

Rebecca- So Sam how's that thing with that girl Mindy going. Last time I talked to you was. A day before you came to the island. THings were pretty hot between you to when we talked.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [stands up] This one's called "Ode to an Afterthought"

Carla- Oh god..... I think I'll go stick my head in the fire.

Diane: Ahem

I thought a thought, but hence it slipped my mind
like velvet winds, silky sands slipping through my fingers
Once I made a choice - a thought-out choice - but alas, a wrong choice.

[looks at sam] Afterthought, oh afterthought - if it weren't for thou, I would be standing on a less-taken path - on an aritst's path - the path worn by genius minds - but minds only
oh, afterthought - thou gave me the strenght to return to that previous thought - and correct my life's mistake.


[looks at everybody]
So? What did you think of that?

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Rebecca- So Sam how's that thing with that girl Mindy going. Last time I talked to you was. A day before you came to the island. THings were pretty hot between you when we talked.

Sam: That is over, I got Diane here.

(Grabs Diane)

Sam: We were just leavin

Diane: [gasp!!] Mindy who??

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Carla- Oh god..... I think I'll go stick my head in the fire.

Sam: Let me join you

Lilith: That was lovely Diane.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [gasp!!] Mindy who??

Sam: A nobody, now let's go to the hut

Lilith: So now we know the slut's name.

Diane: Sam, I'm not going into that hut before you give me an explanation!

[To Lilith] Thank you, Lilith. That piece is very dear to me.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [gasp!!] Mindy who??

Rebecca- Oh she this cute little waitress he had at the bar. Real brain. She was a blonde. [turns to Sam] Over? That ended afully quick for a what 2 year relationship?

Lilith: Yes Diane. It's quite nice. Who's the author?

Diane: Why, Lilith - that's one of my original pieces.

[To Sam - nearly fainting] T-t-two years?

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: So now we know the slut's name.

Sam: She isn't a slut. She was a very nice girl.

[To Diane]

Sam: It was before I knew you were gonna be on the island, I promise

Lilith: Do you mind if I..give my opinion?

Diane: Now why didnt' you tell me about her?

Lilith: Well Diane, it was lovely.

Sam: Now I know why you were fired Rebecca, you talk to much.

[To Lilith]

Sam: Only if it helps me

Diane: Your opinion about what, Lilith?

Woody- Yeah Mindy was an afully sweet girl, my sister, I introduced Sam to her. He nearly crushed when it ended.

Lilith: It's quite obvious Sam was using Mindy as an outlet for years of repressed feelings towards you Diane. Now, Sam, have you had any sudden urges to, oh, strangle Mindy?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Now why didnt' you tell me about her?

Sam: I didn't want to bring it up during our reunion. Let's just go to the hut and forget about it

Diane: Sam - do you think Lilith is right? [To Lilith] What do you mean "strangle"?

Woody-Gee Sam this is just gunn kill poor Mindy to see this someday.

Lilith: Well, Sam has some..hostility built up towards you..

Diane: Oh, no Lilith. That's all gone now - Sam assured me. We had those talks about the...electric chair and all - that won't be happening again, right Sam?

Woody-Yeah sam like that one time you tried to beat me up when I ttalked about your guys past.

Diane: Well, you know, Sam. I just realized now that I may sound a bit like a hypocrite. We're both adults here. If I can accept your past with Mindy, then you wont' have any trouble accepting my past with Stan.

Rebecca- Sam I'm sorry for mentioning Mindy. I mean why mention Mindy when I could mention Shara.

Diane: How many girls don't I know about, Mr. Malone??

Diane: Sam?? I'm waiting for an answer!

Lilith: More then you want to know about.

Rebecca- You expect him to count higher than 3?

Diane: Good point, Rebecca. Oh [whining] I should have known. Sam has always had a lot of women - I didn't know why I thought he'd be any different. I guess...I should be happy that he chose me - if this actually lasts this time.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Well, you know, Sam. I just realized now that I may sound a bit like a hypocrite. We're both adults here. If I can accept your past with Mindy, then you wont' have any trouble accepting my past with Stan.

Sam: Like I always say, Stan is the Man, can we go to the hut?

(Hearing Rebecca mention Shara)

Sam: What have I ever done to you?

Rebecca-[to Sam] What do you want me to make a list?

Diane: [disappointed] Oh, so you don't care about my 4-year relationship with Stanley?

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Rebecca-[to Sam] What do you want me to make a list?

Sam: That was all a joke, you know I wouldn't want you mad

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [disappointed] Oh, so you don't care about my 4-year relationship with Stanley?

Sam: I think that the past should stay in the past and we should worry about the present and that means you and me going in there

(Points to hut)

Rebecca- Well Sam to start off with you couldn't get me pregnant!

Diane: Oh, yes. I heard about your little scheme to have a child together. Stan and I were thinking of having children. We almost did you, know.

Diane: [sticks nose in air] Stan even asked me to marry him.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Rebecca- Well Sam to start off with you couldn't get me pregnant!

Sam: Don't blame me, we never got that report back.

Diane: I assure you, Rebecca. That wasn't Sam's fault....

Lilith: Yes, Frasier said his lawyer found that..odd.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [sticks nose in air] Stan even asked me to marry him.

Sam: Yea, and you said no because you realized that you were wrong and that you belonged with me. So now that we have got that settled.

(He picks Diane up)

*Continue diane with wht u think should happen*

Rebecca- I'm going to take a walk and cool off. I'll be back when..well whenever. (pulls out cigarette and walks away)

Diane: [to sam] Sam...did you hear what I said? Even if you didnt get those reports back - I know it couldn't have been you...

LIlith: No Sam. It wasn't you.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [to sam] Sam...did you hear what I said? Even if you didnt get those reports back - I know it couldn't have been you...

Sam: I know, and I thank you for supporting me

Diane: Sam - I'll help you out on this one - I know your brain must be tired from all the heat. A few months after we...last saw each other...I had a miscarriage [DUN DUN DUN!!!]

Sam: Whoa... And you never called me. Man, that puts alot of stress on me, do you want to work the stress off

[Lilith becomes increasingly pale]

Diane: [shakes her head] My goodness, I wonder how you manage to do all your thinking with that something other than your brain.

Diane: Well, Sam. I'm suddenly not in the mood to go in that hut with you.

Sam: Is that a yes or no?

Diane: It's a NO!

Sam: Why not? The sun is set perfectly, the mood is right.

Diane: [starts to cry] Sam, you're still the same insensitive pig. I don't want to talk to you.

Sam: Fine then, I am out of here for awhile.

(He walks into the woods)

I will be back in about 30-45 minutes

Lilith: Sam, I on the other hand, am perfectly willing to talk to you.

Diane: FINE! I don't want to see your face again! [will be back in an hour or so]

[Lilith follows Sam into the woods]

Diane: [ goes into the hut and puts a "do not disturb" sign Woody made for them on the handle]

(Sam comes in out of the woods a little shaken. He looks around and sees noone. He jumps behind the bar and gets a soda and sits and waits)

[Diane comes out of the hut, making sure nobody is out there - she doesn't see Sam. She comes out and is startled to find Sam at the bar]
Diane: Oh, I didn't see you there.

Diane: I was just getting some fresh air...and there's a spider in our - my bed.

(Sam just looks at her. He tosses her a flosswopper (cant spell that))

Sam: Here ya go, knock yourself out

[Lilith comes out of the woods]

Diane: No, thank you, Sam. Ever since I went to that Buddhist monastery I don't kill insects anymore. I'll just have to wait for the spider to finish its nap.

(Sam just looks at Lilith and goes back to his drink)

Diane: Oh, hello Lilith. I'm sorry you had to witness that brawl between Sam and me - it was very ungracious on our part.

Lilith (Tries to smooth out hair): Oh, that's alright Diane. I needed some time to..take a little walk myself.

Diane: Ah yes, I remember when I was at The Monestary of the Good Earth I realized how refreshing a simple walk can be. To be one with nature in its simplest form - nothing could be more peaceful, more serene.

(Sam just looks at Diane and Lilith and notices his shirt is messed up. He runs behind the bar unseen to them and fixes it up. He then pops back with another soda)