Sam: It does mean something to me, but I don't think we should spend our nights alone, who knows what could happen

Diane: What do you mean...what could happen?

Sam: Who knows, I am just saying

Diane: No, Sam. I've made up my mind. I'm sleeping out here in this blanket. Diane Chambers is no stranger to nature. A few bug bites won't stop her from doing what she thinks is right.

Sam: If you are serious about this relationship, you wouldnt leave me alone, you know how Rebecca and Lilith are acting tonight

Diane: Sam, I think you have the strength to overcome two women. And if you thikn I'm going to engage in some cat-fight over you, you're wrong!

Diane: Oh who am I kidding - You've never said no to a single woman in your life.

Sam: Well, I don't know if I can withstand two women, one is easy, but two, that is just tempting. If you love me, you will stay with me

Diane: No, No, wait a minute. This might be the perfect chance for you to prove how much this relationship means to you.

Diane: Sam Malone, if you can pass this test and say no to every woman who tempts you, then I have no choice but to believe that you really are serious about "us".

Sam: It seems to me that you are leaving me for the night, so that makes me a free man for the night

Diane: Sam! That's not what I'm saying! Why does everything have to be about sex with you! Can't you see that I'm trying to get you to prove yourself to me?

Sam: Diane, we have gone this before and I have passed it everytime, and I think I am tired of it. So if you don't trust me and dont think you can be with me, then it is over

Diane: Fine! I say it's over as of NOW.

Sam: Then you can sleep outside because that is my hut

Diane: You, Sam Malone, are going to regret this! This is your last chance!

Sam: This is your last chance Diane, i will give you one more chance, do you want to stay with Sam Malone, or not?

Diane: Then I'm just going to sleep out here, on the sand, under the sky, with the insects, and mother nature herself! And you know what, Mr. Malone? It will be a much more satisfying experience than that little slumber party we had last night!

Sam: You will never have anything better than what you had last night, but I sure did.

Diane: You louse! I don't want to hear another word from you! I'm through with you!! Good night!

[Diane takes her blanket and sets it under the shade contraption Woody built yesterday]

Sam: One more thing, go ask Lilith how much fun we had earlier. She is much more "fun" than you

Diane: [eyes psychotically wide open] SAM MALONE YOU FOOL! I"M GOING TO KILL YOU! [jumps on Sam and slaps him like crazy]

(Sam jumps back and tries to hold Diane back. He finally manages to get her off of him)

Sam: What is your problem? You can't handle bein dumped

Diane: Me? Being dumped? I DUMPED YOU!

Diane: ENOUGH OF THIS! I'm through with you for good! Nothing you can say will have any impact on me anymore! You know why? Because you are history to me! You don't exist! Good night!

[Diane goes to her blanket, sits down, and sobs]

Sam: Fine with me, there are many more fun women on the island than you. Your making a mistake, but to me it is a good one.

Diane: [Turns away indignantly and pretends to go to sleep]

Sam: Fine then, I think I will go find Lilith or Rebecca

[Diane will be back some time tomorrow - if she's not there in the morning, she's taking a long walk in the woods]

(Sam knocks at Lilith's hut and goes inside)

*That is where I will stop, just somethin exciting to end the night on.*

Host: Anyone else can still r/p during the night and it would be good if u did

Rebecca- Good morning everyone. Such a glorious night. Such a beautifl morning! The sun is shining the bird are singing. Aw who the hell am I kidding. (takes out cigarette)

Woody- Morning Kelly...I think a bug bit me last night. I couldn't sleep at all. How was your night?

Cliff: It was a rough night......too many bugs

(Sam comes out of the hut)

Sam: What's up Rebecca, plan on ruining my life again today

Diane: [dishelved and slouching, comes out of the woods] Oh good, [looks at Sam] I've traveled back in time and you're CroMagnum.

Diane: [gets behind the bar and pulls out a bottle of vodka] Ah yes, this is what I was looking for.

Sam: Diane, don't start with me today, I had enough last night

Diane: I don't intend to start anything with you - I have enough trouble starting a normal conversation with you [takes a big gulp of vodka]

(Sam sees her drinking)

Sam: Sure Diane. Why are you drinking like that?

Diane: As Tennessee Williams would say, "Liquor is one way out an' death's the other."

[one third of the bottle is empty now]

Sam: I think you are upset because you lost me

Originally posted by WilCap
(Sam comes out of the hut)

Sam: What's up Rebecca, plan on ruining my life again today

Rebecca- Sam don't start with me. I've got the worst headache in the world. Waaaaaaay to much vodca last night.

Diane: [pretending not to hear Sam] Who said that?

Diane: [to Rebecca - Diane is already a little tipsy] You know what'll cure a hangover Rebecca? Another hangover! Here, drink up!

Kelly: Hey you guys.

Diane: [takes another huge gulp] Why if it isn't little miss ray of sunshine!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [to Rebecca - Diane is already a little tipsy] You know what'll cure a hangover Rebecca? Another hangover! Here, drink up!

Rebecca- (grabs the almost empty bottle of vodca and drinks the last of it) Damn thats good

Diane: [slurring words slightly] Kelly honey, let me give you some advice. Don't ever let Woody out of your sight - men are not to be trusted - even the nice ones. You hear that? [takes another gulp]

Sam: It's ok Becky, your head will feel better later.

[To Diane]

Sam: You know you can't resist it

Originally posted by WilCap


[To Diane]

Sam: You know you can't resist it

Diane: What is that noise? Must be some bug.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [slurring words slightly] Kelly honey, let me give you some advice. Don't ever let Woody out of your sight - men are not to be trusted - even the nice ones. You hear that? [takes another gulp]

Woody- Ms.Chambers you don't have to worry about me. I love Kelly I would never hurt her.

Diane: [pulling out another bottle] Oh Woody...you're such a sweet boy...too bad you're taken....[drinks more]

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: What is that noise? Must be some bug.

Rebecca- No that's Sam, but there's no difference.

Diane: [to Rebecca] Drink up, my friend! You know what? I want you to join me in my alliane [trips over to Rebecca and slings her arm around her]

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [pulling out another bottle] Oh Woody...you're such a sweet boy...too bad you're taken....[drinks more]

Rebecca- Aren't all the good ones? Expecially the one's with the tight buns.

Diane: The Chambers-Howe Alliance - that's us. Shake on it [spits in her hand and offers it to Rebecca]

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [to Rebecca] Drink up, my friend! You know what? I want you to join me in my alliane [trips over to Rebecca and slings her arm around her]



Rebecca- You know you're not half bad when you're drunk

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: The Chambers-Howe Alliance - that's us. Shake on it [spits in her hand and offers it to Rebecca]


Rebecca- (wipes off Dianes hand then shakes it) Sorry I don't like spit...

Diane: [smiling, tipsy, slurring her words] Diane Chambers is one hell of a drinker

Diane: [slurring words slightly] Kelly honey, let me give you some advice. Don't ever let Woody out of your sight - men are not to be trusted - even the nice ones. You hear that? [takes another gulp]

Kelly: Thanks for the advice. I'd be lost in the woods without Woody. [hangs onto Woody's arm] This will be a little tricky, but I think I can hang onto him, if he'll stand still.

Diane: [to kelly and woody] you know i've always wanted to know what it would be like to have half a brain...maybe then sam and i could work [note - Diane's grammar and capitalization is gone when she's drunk]

Sam: Rebecca, don't you want to be in the Malone alliance.

Diane: now don't you go trying to steal Rebecca away from me - we have an agreement...it's a done deal

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Rebecca, don't you want to be in the Malone alliance.

Rebecca- Well duh I'm not stupid I don't wanna get voted..what's the word........off that's it

Diane: oh where's carla when you need her to make you an "open grave"

Rebecca- What's wrong with being in an alliance with both of you

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [to kelly and woody] you know i've always wanted to know what it would be like to have half a brain...maybe then sam and i could work [note - Diane's grammar and capitalization is gone when she's drunk]

Kelly: Well, I hear that doctors can work miracles.

Diane: diane chambers is not going to be in an alliance with that rapidly aging adolescent !

Sam: You were the other night

Diane: doctor... *hic*... now there's an idea

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: You were the other night

Diane: aah..*hic*...the other night...the night i hardly noticed i was sharing a bed with anyone

Diane: Woody! make me an "open grave"! just like carla used to

Originally posted by Princess Feenster
Kelly: Well, I hear that doctors can work miracles.

Woody- There's an idea Ms.Chambers. If you really want to my Cousin Derndel can work wonders

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Woody! make me an "open grave"! just like carla used to

Woody- Ms.Chambers I'm not really sure if I know how.

Diane: woody i'd love to take you up on your offer but right now i want an "open grave" damnit

Diane: fine woody i'll do it myself. i'll improvise. [pours in drink after drink after drink and stirs]

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: woody i'd love to take you up on your offer but right now i want an "open grave" damnit

Woody- Try this (gives diane a cup of coffe)

Diane: [drinks the coffee without realizing it's coffee and perks up a bit] Ugh, Woody, what did you put in this?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [drinks the coffee without realizing it's coffee and perks up a bit] Ugh, Woody, what did you put in this?

Woody- sugar and milk..my own recipe

Diane: no woody i want a REAL drink!

[Diane slams her fist on the counter too hard] Ow...

Kelly: Woody, can I be a waitress? Don't get me wrong, I love the hut and all...it's just that, I want to learn something new. Ms. Chambers looks like she loves what she does.

Originally posted by Princess Feenster
Kelly: Woody, can I be a waitress? Don't get me wrong, I love the hut and all...it's just that, I want to learn something new. Ms. Chambers looks like she loves what she does.

Woody- Kelly there's no one to wait on..but I guess

Diane: woody! gimme a real drink!

Sam: Where are Lilith and Fraiser

Woody- Ms.Chambers I think you've had enough....either coffe or I'm gunn have to escort..well to somewhere else..

Diane: lilith AND frasier? don't you just mean lilith?

Kelly: I'll wait on Ms. Chambers. I want to feel like I belong. Besides, [sneezes] I'm getting cabin fever.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: lilith AND frasier? don't you just mean lilith?

Sam: I mean what I said

Diane: [to Woody] fine woody - diane chambers knows when she's had *hic* enough

[To Sam] you just wait till Frasier hears about this...[waves her finger at Sam]

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Where are Lilith and Fraiser

Rebecca- I think you know where Lillith is. At least you did last night. Do you guys have to be so damn loud

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Rebecca- I think you know where Lillith is. At least you did last night. Do you guys have to be so damn loud

Sam: How do you know I was with Lilith last night?

Diane: [upon hearing Rebecca, she almost has another attack but controls herself] ...you just wait till Frasier gets here...

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: How do you know I was with Lilith last night?

Rebecca-I heard you two. You sounded like two dogs in heat....

Diane: [has another cup of coffee and gradually getting back to her senses] Damnit, Sam, get your story straight once and for all!

Sam: That was Lilith, but I wasn't with her?

Diane: [indignantly] And Lilith! To think that I was going to all the trouble of trying to be her friend - comforting her! What a fool I was!

Rebecca- Well Sam aren't you jealous...

Sam: Jealous of what?

Diane: Oh this is absurd! Who's shacking up with whom - that's all we ever talk about! Sam, why dont' you just tell everybody the truth right now!

Diane: There's no use trying to lie, Sam. Whatever you say won't change the fact that I've lost all respect for you as a human being!

Frasier -- Sam and Lilith?! Have you all gone mad?!
(breathes deeply).
I wish you the best of luck.
To Sam and Lil -- (gets cut off as I propose a toast, by getting shot dead by an arrow)

(I land face down in the ground with an arrow through my neck, dead)




OOC - how's THAT for a depature?!
YOU decide who the murderer is!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Jealous of what? [/QUOTE


Rebecca- Well I did see you two in the woods yesterday...(pulls out cigarette)

Sam: Ok, I admit to being with her yesterday afternoon and last night, but I wasnt there all night. I left, and that noise came after I left.

Diane: Frasier!! Oh my Lord! Is he dead?

Sam: He is workin on his radio show on the other side of the island I think

OOC: is that or isn't that the body of Frasier Crane, dead on the ground with an arrow through his neck?

OOC- Yeah ok read the bored peoples post and he said he couldn't handle it anymore so he killed himself off

ooc - is this a new story or something

Originally posted by DianeDiane
OOC: is that or isn't that the body of Frasier Crane, dead on the ground with an arrow through his neck?

OOC - it is.... im dead.
this thread got too big too fast.
and-- i lost lilith anyways

Diane: Oh somebody help him! Is he really gone?

OOC: well i lost sam - we could've gotten together, man! lol

(Sam rushes over to Fraiser's corpse and looks up at Rebecca, Woody, Kelly and DIane)

Sam: He's dead.

Diane: Oh my God! I can't believe this is happening!

Kelly: Somebody call a doctor!

Diane: A little late for that, Kelly...let alone the fact that we're on a god-forsaken island in the middle of nowhere!

Woody- Ok I know what to do..we dig a hole about 6 feet deep put him in there abd put the dirt back on........or we could do something else...

Sam: This is bad, how could it have happen?

Diane: [tearing up, pale] Dear Lord - how could this happen? [trying to think clearly] We need a service - a funeral - oh, poor Frasier! Who did this to him?

Diane: A little late for that, Kelly...let alone the fact that we're on a god-forsaken island in the middle of nowhere!

*Kelly starts to cry*

Diane: Who? Who even has an arrow? The Mokito don't make arrows like those. [Face gets paler] This is a machine-made arrow. Manufactured. [Looks around at everyone suspiciously]

Rebecca- (Looks a Frasier's corpse) eww

Originally posted by Princess Feenster
*Kelly starts to cry*

Woody- Kelly don't cry it's alright

Diane: This is murder, people! Can't you see? ....has anybody noticed that we're missing a few people here? Lilith, Cliff, Carla and Norm are all missing...

Rebecca- yeah murder people..(looks at Frasier corpse again) eww

Diane: [sits down trying think everything through] ...In the words of Camus, "Murder is terribly exhausting!"

Diane: This is murder, people! Can't you see? ....has anybody noticed that we're missing a few people here? Lilith, Cliff, Carla and Norm are all missing...

Kelly: Oh my goodness, are they dead, too? *cries more*

Diane: Oh, poor Frasier. A fine soul, a noble spirit, a kind man wronged by the world and the people around him. Oh, Frasier, you poor man.

Diane: No Kelly, I think we can all safely assume that nobody here right now is responsible for this inhuman crime. Those who aren't present, however...

Diane: [gasp] You don't suppose...Lilith....

Rebecca- I say it's Lillith after killing Frasier there'd be no one to stand in her way between Sam. Besides you Diane. What if she planed to kill you next?

Diane: [paler] Oh good Lord, Rebecca! You think she would....try...to kill....Oh God I'm going to die!

Diane: No, wait a minute, Rebecca. There's another way to look at this.

Diane: Lilith expressed to me that she wanted to get back with Frasier. What if she was upset with his reaction - his lack of interest in her, lack of jealousy - when Sam told us about his affair with Lilith? What if this was a moment of madness?

Rebecca- And how's that

Diane..and in a cruel twist of fate, she ended up killing the only man she's ever loved: Frasier. What is she was only using Sam to get back at Frasier?

Rebecca- Oh like you used Frasier to get back at Sam....it's all coming together

Diane: I most certainly did not use Frasier to get back at Sam! [mumbles] not consciously anyway...Now listen, Sam, tell us - who came on to whom? Did Lilith try to seduce you or was it the other way around?

Kelly: Where could Mr. Peterson be? It's not like him to stay away from a bar for too long.

Diane: You're right, Kelly. We can't rule out Norman - or Clifford for that matter. They've both been mysteriously absent...

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: I most certainly did not use Frasier to get back at Sam! [mumbles] not consciously anyway...Now listen, Sam, tell us - who came on to whom? Did Lilith try to seduce you or was it the other way around?

Sam: She followed me out to the woods and she seduced me saying for me to make her feel better

Diane: It's clear now - she was using Sam to fill the void created by Frasier's absence...and then, once Frasier didnt' respond to her ploy...she killed him.

Diane: Oh, but as distraught as I am over this - Diane Chambers will not indict a person if they are not present. Innocent until proven guilty! We need LIlith here to clear this up. ...I hope she doesn't try to kill me in the meanwhile...

Sam: Anyone who is scared can go in my hut

Diane: For once that sounds like a good idea, Sam. Let's ALL go in Sam's hut. We dont' know how safe we are out here...[Goes into Sams hut...come on, follow Diane]

*Kelly accidently grabs onto Sam's hand*

Diane: Now that we're all in here...what do we do?

(Sam just looks at Kelly and takes her into the hut)

Sam: Do you want me to stay out here and guard?

Diane: Get in here Sam - you don't know what's out there.

Sam: No, you all stay in there, I will make sure noone gets in there.

OOC: lol i'm lost now - what do we do? we need more people

Kelly: Woody? Are you in here?

ooc- well, try and get some more people. I am workin on that, for now, just work from what we have.

Sam: Diane, just sit down and stay in there, you all are safe in there

Diane: Oh...we didn't even get to bury the body yet. In the meanwhile I'll write the eulogy.

Kelly: AHHHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOO! There goes my cabin fever again.

(Sam heres a noise in the bush)

Sam: Is someone there?

(He stands closer and heres it again. He runs and gets in the cabin)

Diane:
Tell me if you think this is appropriate for a beginning, Kelly.


The Italian filmaker , Pasolini, said that "Death does determine life.... Once life is finished it acquires a sense; up to that point it has not got a sense; its sense is suspended and therefore ambiguous. "

Diane: Sam? What's the matter?

Sam: Someone is out there, I don't know who, but someone is

Diane: Oh no! Did you see anything?

Sam: No, it scared the hell out of me, and I came in here

Kelly: Does this mean we won't have to hear Diane's speech...uh, I didn't mean it the way it came out.

ooc - I am Norm also until the person who signed up for him comes.

(The door opens and it is Norm)

Norm: Hey guys, did you know Fraiser is dead over there?

Diane: Oh, Sam, you're white as a ghost - I've never seen you this scared in my life.

Diane: Norman?? Where were you?

Sam: Norm, what in the hell are you doing? You scared all of us.

[To Diane]

Sam: It was freaky

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Norman?? Where were you?

Norm: On the other side of the island, they had a stock load of beer that was suppose to make it here, but somehow, it didnt

Diane: Wait a minute....how do we know that Norman didnt' kill Frasier?

Diane: [sniffs Norm] Well you certainly smell like beer...but we still don't have proof of your innocence - so we have no choice but to suspect you, Norman. I'm sorry.

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Wait a minute....how do we know that Norman didnt' kill Frasier?

Norm: Whoa Whoa, I didn't kill anyone. I just got hear this morning. Vera had me stay behind in Boston to keep her Mother occupied while she was at work

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [sniffs Norm] Well you certainly smell like beer...but we still don't have proof of your innocence - so we have no choice but to suspect you, Norman. I'm sorry.

Sam: Yea pal, we just don't know. Sorry, but it just makes you look bad showing up after we find Frasier's body

Kelly: What happened to Woody? He's out there all alone. *sees Norm* Hello, Norm!

OOC: I can be Carla for a while

Carla: Hey everybody! [walks in hut] Hey why do you all look like you've just seen a ghost? [looks at Diane] Oh makes sense.

Diane: Carla! Didn't you see the dead body out there?

Carla: Body? What body? I wish I had seen a dead body - yours!

Diane: No, no! This is serious Carla. Frasier is dead. His body was just out there! You mean it's gone?

[Lilith suddenly appears in the doorway of Sam's hut, looking whiter then usual]

Sam: Woody, I thought he followed me in, I will go look for him.

(He leaves)

Norm: You believe me when I say I didn't kill Fraiser, right?

Originally posted by BebeSternin
[Lilith suddenly appears in the doorway of Sam's hut, looking whiter then usual]

Norm: No tan uh? Well, I won't get one either

Kelly: Stop talking about dead bodies! Woody is out there!

Diane: Lilith! [goes speechless for the first time in her life]

Carla: Wait a minute - somebody's dead? Oh my God, it's those evil spirits! I felt them when I got on this island! Oh forgive me, Evil One! Don't hurt me!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: Lilith! [goes speechless for the first time in her life]

Carla: Wait a minute - somebody's dead? Oh my God, it's those evil spirits! I felt them when I got on this island! Oh forgive me, Evil One! Don't hurt me!

(Norm walks over to Diane and Carla)

Norm: I know this a bad time and all, but could one of yall get me a beer? I am out

Diane: [walks up to Lilith] Lilith! We all demand an explanation! We know all about how you seduced Sam - now we want to know where you were when Frasier died -and I assume you already know about that!

Lilith: What the hell are you talking about? Frasier? Dead?

(Norm turns to Lilith)

Norm: Yea Lilith.

(Then back to Carla and Diane)

Norm: Really, a beer please

Diane: Norman! This is not the time nor the place!

Carla: There's no chance in hell that I'm going out there to get you a beer, Norm!

Lilith: Oh dear God! Sam, what have you done?

Diane: Oh, don't play innocent with us, Lilith! We have you figured out! Now out with it!

Norm: Great, a dead body and I have no beer.

Kelly: Norm, I'm the new waitress, but I don't know anything about beer making. I just know how to drink them.

Originally posted by Princess Feenster
Kelly: Norm, I'm the new waitress, but I don't know anything about beer making. I just know how to drink them.

Norm: Well Kelly, I think it is time you learn

(They walk to the bar)

Norm: You just pick up the thing of beer and pour it in the glass, now can you do that for me?

Carla: I knew it I knew it I knew it! [points to Lilith] I always knew you were possessed!

Lilith: Diane, why would I do it? Frasier's the one man I've ever loved!

Diane: Carla, this is no time for your silly superstitions. WE must have a trial. RIght now.

(Sam is coming in and sees Lilith and jumps back)

Sam: I can see this is a bad time, I will wait outside

(He goes back out)

Diane: No no no, Sam! Come back in here! We have to settle this right. Now, Lilith - you seduced Sam. He told us. WHy did you do it?

Lilith: Why are you blaming me? You have absolutely no proof.

Kelly: *goes to the bar and does what Norm asked* This isn't too hard...OUCH! I chipped my nail. Does anyone have a nail file?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: No no no, Sam! Come back in here! We have to settle this right. Now, Lilith - you seduced Sam. He told us. WHy did you do it?

Sam: Now I feel safer out here Diane

Originally posted by Princess Feenster
Kelly: *goes to the bar and does what Norm asked* This isn't too hard...OUCH! I chipped my nail. Does anyone have a nail file?

Norm: Thanks Kelly, and I don't have a file nail

(He grabs a beer and walks outside where Sam is and sits at the bar)

Diane: You see, Lilith. My theory is, and I'm sure my companions here agree, that you used Sam to get back at Frasier for his indifference and then, when he was nothing but happy for you and Sam when he found out about you two, you went and killed him.

Carla: Wait for me guys! [runs out of hut]

Kelly: Diane, do you have a nail file I could use?

Lilith: Dammit Diane! Yes, I seduced Sam, but..I didn't kill Frasier! Please, just believe me. I know you have no reason to trust me..but can't you understand that I'd never kill him. I loved him. More then you can ever imagine.

Diane: [realizing she's all alone with the potentially murderous LIlith] Uh....why don't we settle this outside?

Kelly: I'm all alone in a hut with a chipped nail.

Diane: [goes out to the bar - Kelly and Lilith follow out - it was gettting too stuffy in that hut anyway] Uh No Kelly - I have no nail files....let's not talk about sharp potentially fatal obejcts, shall we?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: You see, Lilith. My theory is, and I'm sure my companions here agree, that you used Sam to get back at Frasier for his indifference and then, when he was nothing but happy for you and Sam when he found out about you two, you went and killed him.

Lilith: Oh please. That's moot and you know it. I didn't use Sam to get back at Frasier, I used Sam to get back at you!

Diane: [gasps] At me?? Why on Earth, Lilith?

OOC - man this is great!

Lilith: All those years ago..Oh, this is just too much!

Carla: Oh look! The two whiteys are going to fight it out. If we're lucky, they'll kill each other.

Kelly: Diane, I don't know why I didn't think about nail files being sharp.

Diane: What about all those years ago?

Lilith: The way you toyed with Frasier's true emotions to get back at Sam. The way you suddenly show up back at Cheers 6 years after your "wedding" with Sam, and all Frasier can talk about is you!

Lilith: And Diane, how do we know it wasn't you?

Diane: [brightens up but tries to hide it] What do you mean....me? Lilith, you and I both know he'll never fully grow out of his ....bitterness towards me. And he has every right to be mad at me - but I never meant to hurt Frasier, Lilith - I never did...

Sam: Here Norm, have another beer.

Norm: Thanks Sammy, where is Woody?

Sam: Not sure, Kelly, did we ever find Woody?

Kelly: Lilth, why are you fighting with Diane?

Diane: Me? I was standing right in front of him when it happened! How could I possibly have shot an arrow through his neck if I was right here - everybody here is witness to that.

Sam: Not sure, Kelly, did we ever find Woody?


Kelly: I'm worried about Woody. He's been gone a long time.

Lilith: Diane, you were the first woman he ever truly loved, as he was the first man I ever truly loved. And though both our feelings have changed over the years, you've always been on his mind. Always distracting him. If I were going to kill someone-

Sam: Ladies, I think we need to calm down..

(Norm cuts him off)

Norm: Let them go at it Sammy, maybe they will fight

Carla: Don't worry about Woody, Kelly - if he's lost in the woods, he's in his element - he's the woodsman

Lilith: No Carla, he's the Gets-Lost-In-The-Woods-Man

Kelly: What am I going to do? I don't have Woody or anyone! I'm a lonely duck.

Diane: Lilith - I had no idea Frasier still thought about me in that way...

Carla: Oh quit your yapping, DiAANE.

Lilith: He doesn't. He just thinks about you.

Lilith [gets quite]: Or he did.

Sam: Kelly, just come over here and sit with Norm. I will go look for Woody

(Sam goes off in the woods)

Diane: [a bit disappointed] Then what's the point, Lilith? I can't help it if other people think about me - Frasier and I reconciled a long time ago - I shouldn't be a distraction in his life anymore. If anything I'd say he was still distraught by your affair with another man!

Kelly: I'm going back in the hut to be alone...*walks into Sam's hut*

Carla; Wait a minute, Sam! I'm not staying here with these yellow-bellies. Let me go with you [she follows Sam into Woods]

Lilith: Dammit Diane! [Follows them into the woods]

(He stops her)

Sam: No Diane, this is how some of this happen last time. So you stay here

Diane: Wait a minute, LIlith! Wait - let's talk over this. If you didn't kill him, then who did?

Sam: Well, this seems fun, on one side have a pentential pyscho, and on the other side, I have an person who talks to much, what fun for me

Lilith [whispers to Diane]: Just out of curiousity, was Sam with you when this happened?

Diane: Yes, Sam - you've been awfully quiet - what do you think happened here?

Diane: [ to lilith] When Frasier died, Sam, Rebecca, Woody, Kelly and I were all here to witness it - so it couldn't be any of us.

Sam: Don't bring me into this, this is between you two. So, are you two coming into the woods with me

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Diane: [ to lilith] When Frasier died, Sam, Rebecca, Woody, Kelly and I were all here to witness it - so it couldn't be any of us.

Sam: Actually, Rebecca left before it happen

Lilith [continues to whisper]: No Diane. I don't think you understand. I think it was Sam.

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith [continues to whisper]: No Diane. I don't think you understand. I think it was Sam.

Sam: Hey, I didn't sleep with you for you to accuse me of murder

Lilith: Rebecca!

Diane: [pouts] No. I'm not. I don't want to be bothering you with all my talking hmf. I'm getting out of this mess. I'm going into the hut to talk to Kelly.

OOC: I gotta go, guys - good luck on solving the mystery!

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam: Hey, I didn't sleep with you for you to accuse me of murder

Lilith: Thank you Sam, I'll talk with you later. And by "talk," I mean-

ooc: oh no darn, i really gotta go.
[Diane runs into hut before hearing Lilith accusing Sam]

Originally posted by BebeSternin
Lilith: Thank you Sam, I'll talk with you later. And by "talk," I mean-

Sam: Only if the talk you mean sex, not killing me.