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Ohio8 · 06-02-2019, 12:13 PM

Lorelai: "If you're going to throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle."

AB · 06-02-2019, 05:06 PM

Rory: "You wanna run cross country?"
Lorelai: "Not across the whole country. Maybe just Michigan."

MA · 06-05-2019, 08:36 AM

Hey, I have a New Year's resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.
— Lorelai Gilmore

Ohio8 · 07-13-2021, 11:00 PM

Paris: "I hate that she's thin."

Rory: "Wait for me. I like ruckus."

Janet: "Exercise is a high. You should try it."

Paris: (to Janet)"Fine, go. I hear melanoma is in this year."

Paris: "Chamber of Commerce must be thrilled."

Paris: "I would kill for something non synthetic."

Lorelai: "You sound distracted; did something cute just walk by?"

Paris: "Flirting seems to be a very big part of this spring break."

MA · 07-14-2021, 10:02 AM

"You jump, I jump, Jack!" (Rory)

Ohio8 · 08-18-2021, 08:20 PM

Volleyball Guy: "I need my ball back."
Paris: "You need a couple of them, pal."

MA · 08-28-2021, 12:44 PM

Rory Gilmore : “A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.”

Ohio8 · 10-10-2021, 06:36 PM

Lorelai: (to Rory)"What did I tell you about buzzing in public?"

AB · 10-11-2021, 03:47 PM

Rory: My books look sad. Can books look sad?

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 07:20 PM

(Last line of the series.)
Rory: "I guess so."

Ohio8 · 12-29-2021, 07:21 PM

(First line of the series.)
Lorelai: "Please, Luke. Please, please, please."

MA · 01-11-2022, 10:25 AM

“When I have made one zillion dollars from my rocket gum invention you will eat those words! Or rather you will chew those words and blow a bubble with them.”
— Lorelai Gilmore

Ohio8 · 02-13-2022, 01:13 AM

Girl: "What idiot gave her a gavel?"

Ohio8 · 10-09-2022, 11:45 PM

Rory: "I learned from the best."

TMC · 05-05-2024, 07:12 PM

Lorelai's 10 Funniest Quotes About Her Mother Emily In Gilmore Girls

Lorelai and her mother, Emily, don't have the smoothest relationship in Gilmore Girls, but Lorelai's comments about her mother are always hilarious.

06-02-2019, 12:13 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Quotes Lorelai: "If you're going to throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

06-05-2019, 08:36 AM	#3
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,589	Hey, I have a New Year's resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed. — Lorelai Gilmore
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

06-02-2019, 05:06 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Rory: "You wanna run cross country?" Lorelai: "Not across the whole country. Maybe just Michigan."

07-13-2021, 11:00 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Paris: "I hate that she's thin." Rory: "Wait for me. I like ruckus." Janet: "Exercise is a high. You should try it." Paris: (to Janet)"Fine, go. I hear melanoma is in this year." Paris: "Chamber of Commerce must be thrilled." Paris: "I would kill for something non synthetic." Lorelai: "You sound distracted; did something cute just walk by?" Paris: "Flirting seems to be a very big part of this spring break."

07-14-2021, 10:02 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,589	"You jump, I jump, Jack!" (Rory)

08-18-2021, 08:20 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Volleyball Guy: "I need my ball back." Paris: "You need a couple of them, pal."

08-28-2021, 12:44 PM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,589	Rory Gilmore : “A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.”

10-10-2021, 06:36 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Lorelai: (to Rory)"What did I tell you about buzzing in public?"

10-11-2021, 03:47 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Rory: My books look sad. Can books look sad?

12-29-2021, 07:20 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	(Last line of the series.) Rory: "I guess so."

12-29-2021, 07:21 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	(First line of the series.) Lorelai: "Please, Luke. Please, please, please."

01-11-2022, 10:25 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,589	“When I have made one zillion dollars from my rocket gum invention you will eat those words! Or rather you will chew those words and blow a bubble with them.” — Lorelai Gilmore

02-13-2022, 01:13 AM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Girl: "What idiot gave her a gavel?"

10-09-2022, 11:45 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Rory: "I learned from the best."

05-05-2024, 07:12 PM	#15
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 126,393	Lorelai's 10 Funniest Quotes About Her Mother Emily In Gilmore Girls Lorelai and her mother, Emily, don't have the smoothest relationship in Gilmore Girls, but Lorelai's comments about her mother are always hilarious.