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OH Nuts! · 01-10-2019, 10:49 AM

Blanche: I’m going to take a vow of chastity, I really mean it!

Sophia: For how long, two minutes?

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-14-2019, 07:07 PM

We're feet! We're feet! (instead of "we're heads" LOL)

OH Nuts! · 01-14-2019, 11:01 PM

Dorothy: That’s it! I’ll never say another sarcastic thing again!

Rose: Oh Dorothy! Do you really mean it?

Dorothy: No Rose I don’t mean it. I’m a pathological liar and wanted to see if I could fool someone as quick-witted as you.

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-15-2019, 06:57 PM

Sophia: Picture it. Blanche sleeps with a woman. Ha! Just kidding. Nobody could ever picture that.

OH Nuts! · 01-15-2019, 11:07 PM

Stanley to Dorothy: what do you think of my new toupee babe?

Dorothy: Did a squirrel just get electrocuted and land on your head?

Heenan Fan · 01-16-2019, 12:15 AM

Stan: Will you marry me, Dorothy?

Dorothy: Yes!

I always wanted them to get remarried at the end. We had to settle for Leslie Nelson. Not a bad 2nd choice, I guess.

OH Nuts! · 01-16-2019, 12:29 AM

Rose: Go take your sarcasm and shove it Dorothy!

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-18-2019, 05:05 PM

Rose: I am way too stupid to still be alive.

OH Nuts! · 01-18-2019, 11:13 PM

Blanche: I think celibacy is a great way of life.

MikeLutton · 01-18-2019, 11:57 PM

dorothy god wil get you for that

OH Nuts! · 01-19-2019, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeL

dorothy god wil get you for that

Good one!!!

Sophia to Blanche: If I see one more guy come out of your room in themorning, I’m gonna spike your corn flakes with saltpeter!

OH Nuts! · 01-19-2019, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

Good one!!!

Sophia to Blanche: If I see one more guy come out of your room in the morning, I’m gonna spike your corn flakes with saltpeter!

MikeLutton · 01-19-2019, 02:16 AM

Rose hey Dorothy did u ever watched Maude lol

OH Nuts! · 01-19-2019, 05:07 AM

In the same vein....

“Hey Rose. Did you ever watch Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show?

Heenan Fan · 01-20-2019, 06:23 PM

"Not tonight [insert random male name here], I have a headache - Blanche

01-10-2019, 10:49 AM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Things You’d Like to Hear Someone Say On The GG Blanche: I’m going to take a vow of chastity, I really mean it! Sophia: For how long, two minutes?

01-18-2019, 11:57 PM	#10
MikeLutton Mike Lutton DVD Legend! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 05, 2005 Location: usa pennsyvania Posts: 6,885	dorothy god wil get you for that
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01-14-2019, 07:07 PM	#2
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,391	We're feet! We're feet! (instead of "we're heads" LOL)

01-14-2019, 11:01 PM	#3
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Dorothy: That’s it! I’ll never say another sarcastic thing again! Rose: Oh Dorothy! Do you really mean it? Dorothy: No Rose I don’t mean it. I’m a pathological liar and wanted to see if I could fool someone as quick-witted as you.

01-15-2019, 06:57 PM	#4
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,391	Sophia: Picture it. Blanche sleeps with a woman. Ha! Just kidding. Nobody could ever picture that.

01-15-2019, 11:07 PM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Stanley to Dorothy: what do you think of my new toupee babe? Dorothy: Did a squirrel just get electrocuted and land on your head?

01-16-2019, 12:15 AM	#6
Heenan Fan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 19, 2016 Posts: 6,001	Stan: Will you marry me, Dorothy? Dorothy: Yes! I always wanted them to get remarried at the end. We had to settle for Leslie Nelson. Not a bad 2nd choice, I guess.

01-16-2019, 12:29 AM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Rose: Go take your sarcasm and shove it Dorothy!

01-18-2019, 05:05 PM	#8
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 84,391	Rose: I am way too stupid to still be alive.

01-18-2019, 11:13 PM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Blanche: I think celibacy is a great way of life.

01-19-2019, 02:16 AM	#13
MikeLutton Mike Lutton DVD Legend! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 05, 2005 Location: usa pennsyvania Posts: 6,885	Rose hey Dorothy did u ever watched Maude lol

01-19-2019, 05:07 AM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	In the same vein.... “Hey Rose. Did you ever watch Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show?

01-20-2019, 06:23 PM	#15
Heenan Fan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 19, 2016 Posts: 6,001	"Not tonight [insert random male name here], I have a headache - Blanche