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Blanche: I’m going to take a vow of chastity, I really mean it!
Sophia: For how long, two minutes? |
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We're feet! We're feet! (instead of "we're heads" LOL)
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Dorothy: That’s it! I’ll never say another sarcastic thing again!
Rose: Oh Dorothy! Do you really mean it? Dorothy: No Rose I don’t mean it. I’m a pathological liar and wanted to see if I could fool someone as quick-witted as you. |
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Sophia: Picture it. Blanche sleeps with a woman. Ha! Just kidding. Nobody could ever picture that.
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Stanley to Dorothy: what do you think of my new toupee babe?
Dorothy: Did a squirrel just get electrocuted and land on your head? |
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Stan: Will you marry me, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Yes! I always wanted them to get remarried at the end. We had to settle for Leslie Nelson. Not a bad 2nd choice, I guess. |
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Rose: Go take your sarcasm and shove it Dorothy!
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Rose: I am way too stupid to still be alive.
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Blanche: I think celibacy is a great way of life.
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dorothy god wil get you for that
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Rose hey Dorothy did u ever watched Maude lol
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In the same vein....
“Hey Rose. Did you ever watch Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show? |
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"Not tonight [insert random male name here], I have a headache - Blanche
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