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MA · 08-27-2018, 06:32 AM

We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.

- Leslie

TMC · 12-16-2023, 01:42 AM

Nick Offerman's New Movie Pays Off A Dark Parks & Recreation Quote, 15 Years Later

Nick Offerman's role in Alex Garland's Civil War is paying off a Ron Swanson quote from Parks & Rec season 1, but with a very dark twist.

TMC · 03-17-2024, 12:26 AM

The 10 Best 'Parks and Rec' Quotes, Ranked

'Parks and Rec' is known for its hilariously memorable quotes.

MA · 08-07-2025, 09:00 AM

"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third". - Leslie Knope

TMC · 09-27-2025, 08:35 PM

14 Years Later, Ron Swanson's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History

Ron Swanson may be the most beloved Parks and Recreation character, and it could all be encapsulated in one hilarious and iconic line.

MA · 09-28-2025, 09:14 AM

Ron Swanson:

"It's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it".

TMC · 11-29-2025, 09:02 PM

14 Years Later, Rob Lowe's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History

It only took two words for Rob Lowe to make us die with laughter in this hilarious Parks and Recreation episode.

MA · 12-02-2025, 08:02 PM

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life." — Andy

TMC · 03-08-2026, 11:24 PM

15 Years Later, Chris Pratt's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History

Parks and Rec has many hilarious characters, but Chris Pratt's Andy Dwyer is the only one to offer one of the funniest moments of improv on TV.

MA · 03-10-2026, 08:02 AM

"When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is." —Andy

08-27-2018, 06:32 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,183	Quotes We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love. - Leslie
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12-16-2023, 01:42 AM	#2
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 124,856	Nick Offerman's New Movie Pays Off A Dark Parks & Recreation Quote, 15 Years Later Nick Offerman's role in Alex Garland's Civil War is paying off a Ron Swanson quote from Parks & Rec season 1, but with a very dark twist.

03-17-2024, 12:26 AM	#3
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 124,856	The 10 Best 'Parks and Rec' Quotes, Ranked 'Parks and Rec' is known for its hilariously memorable quotes.

08-07-2025, 09:00 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,183	"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third". - Leslie Knope

09-27-2025, 08:35 PM	#5
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 124,856	14 Years Later, Ron Swanson's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History Ron Swanson may be the most beloved Parks and Recreation character, and it could all be encapsulated in one hilarious and iconic line.

09-28-2025, 09:14 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,183	Ron Swanson: "It's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it".

11-29-2025, 09:02 PM	#7
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 124,856	14 Years Later, Rob Lowe's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History It only took two words for Rob Lowe to make us die with laughter in this hilarious Parks and Recreation episode.

12-02-2025, 08:02 PM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,183	"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life." — Andy

03-08-2026, 11:24 PM	#9
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 124,856	15 Years Later, Chris Pratt's Greatest Parks & Rec Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History Parks and Rec has many hilarious characters, but Chris Pratt's Andy Dwyer is the only one to offer one of the funniest moments of improv on TV.

03-10-2026, 08:02 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,183	"When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is." —Andy