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Ohio8 · 12-09-2015, 09:18 PM

Raj: "Hey! The jaw wants what it wants."

AB · 12-10-2015, 05:14 PM

A Sheldon quote:

AB · 12-10-2015, 05:15 PM

Another Sheldon quote:

AB · 12-22-2015, 03:52 PM

A Howard quote:

AB · 12-30-2015, 05:27 PM

A Sheldon & Penny quote:

TMC · 01-22-2016, 04:01 AM

http://www.fame10.com/entertainment/...nniest-quotes/

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AB · 01-23-2016, 05:40 PM

A Sheldon quote:

Nordy · 01-25-2016, 10:32 PM

Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.--Sheldon

AB · 01-26-2016, 05:44 PM

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.

Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

TMC · 01-27-2016, 05:12 AM

The Big Bang Theory: Howard Wolowitz’s 10 Funniest Quotes

Setiawan071 · 01-27-2016, 05:05 PM

Leonard: Hope you’re hungry.
Sheldon: Interesting. A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan.

And my all-time favourite dialogue would be this:
Sheldon: Kidney disease?

Penny: No.

Sheldon: Migraines?

Penny: Getting one.

Sheldon: Are you currently pregnant?

Penny: No.

Sheldon: Are you sure? You look a bit puffy.

Penny: Change migraine to yes.

Sheldon: When was your last menstrual period?

Penny: Oh, next question.

Sheldon: I’ll put, in progress. Okay, moving to psychiatric disorders, list all major behavioural diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etcetera.

Penny: Oh, my god, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?

Sheldon: Episodes of sub psychotic rage.

Penny: Ass.

Sheldon: Possible Tourette’s

TMC · 01-30-2016, 02:04 AM

The Big Bang Theory: Bernadette’s 10 Funniest Quotes

AB · 01-30-2016, 05:15 PM

A Leonard & Raj quote:

TMC · 02-05-2016, 05:34 AM

The Big Bang Theory: Penny’s 10 Funniest Quotes

TMC · 02-11-2016, 07:04 PM

The Big Bang Theory: Raj’s 10 Best Quotes

The Big Bang Theory: Stuart Bloom’s 10 Funniest Quotes

12-09-2015, 09:18 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	Favorite Quotes? Raj: "Hey! The jaw wants what it wants."
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12-10-2015, 05:14 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Sheldon quote: Attached Images

12-10-2015, 05:15 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Another Sheldon quote: Attached Images

12-22-2015, 03:52 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Howard quote: Attached Images

12-30-2015, 05:27 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Sheldon & Penny quote: Attached Images

01-23-2016, 05:40 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Sheldon quote: Attached Images

01-25-2016, 10:32 PM	#8
Nordy Gilmore Guy and Proud of it!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 14, 2012 Location: Rockford, IL Posts: 2,590	Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.--Sheldon
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01-26-2016, 05:44 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out. Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

01-27-2016, 05:12 AM	#10
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 126,992	The Big Bang Theory: Howard Wolowitz’s 10 Funniest Quotes

01-27-2016, 05:05 PM	#11
Setiawan071 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 17, 2014 Location: Münster Posts: 14	Leonard: Hope you’re hungry. Sheldon: Interesting. A friendly sentiment in this country, cruel taunt in the Sudan. And my all-time favourite dialogue would be this: Sheldon: Kidney disease? Penny: No. Sheldon: Migraines? Penny: Getting one. Sheldon: Are you currently pregnant? Penny: No. Sheldon: Are you sure? You look a bit puffy. Penny: Change migraine to yes. Sheldon: When was your last menstrual period? Penny: Oh, next question. Sheldon: I’ll put, in progress. Okay, moving to psychiatric disorders, list all major behavioural diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etcetera. Penny: Oh, my god, what the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder? Sheldon: Episodes of sub psychotic rage. Penny: Ass. Sheldon: Possible Tourette’s
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01-30-2016, 02:04 AM	#12
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 126,992	The Big Bang Theory: Bernadette’s 10 Funniest Quotes

01-30-2016, 05:15 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A Leonard & Raj quote: Attached Images

02-05-2016, 05:34 AM	#14
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 126,992	The Big Bang Theory: Penny’s 10 Funniest Quotes

02-11-2016, 07:04 PM	#15
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 126,992	The Big Bang Theory: Raj’s 10 Best Quotes The Big Bang Theory: Stuart Bloom’s 10 Funniest Quotes
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