7 Celebrities ‘South Park’ Mocked Far Worse Than Lorde

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Over the past two weeks South Park has had some fun with Lorde, claiming that the “Royals” singer was actually 45-year-old Randy Marsh. Refreshingly, Lorde was cool with it. So cool, in fact, that she even sang a cover of Randy/Lorde’s instant-classic “Ya-ya-ya I am Lorde.” Of course, South Park was fairly easy on her compared to how they’ve gone after certain celebrities in the past, and not all of them were as mellow about it as she was. With that in mind, let’s look at seven celebrities who received a far more severe version of the South Park treatment.

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Who would you see Tom Cruise give a verbal lashing too like he did with Tim Burton in "200"?

JK Rowling - "You have become the George Lucas of literature because you're so dependent on the one good book you wrote. Nobody gave a *beep* about 'The Casual Vacancy' and you had to use a pen name just to get people to read 'The Cuckoo's Calling,' so you've decided to milk Harry Potter again, but this time with an unnecessary prequel trilogy starring a character nobody gave a *beep* about. It's a good thing 'Twilight' exists. Otherwise, we'd be making jokes about how terrible the love stories you write are."

Jennifer Lawrence - "Enjoy your fame now, but once 'The Hunger Games' trilogy ends, you're just going to be type-casted and have a hard time finding work, like the cast of 'Harry Potter' and 'Twilight.' You may not be that overweight, but by Hollywood standards, you're a total fatass."

JJ Abrams - "Good luck with 'Star Wars.' It's one of the most beloved sci-fi franchises. No pressure. You already tarnished your reputation with 'Star Trek,' so people will look for any reason to bitch about it. No pressure. Everybody is still sore about the ending to 'Lost' and we will take a shot every time you use lens flare. No pressure. The cross-blade lightsaber may sound like a good idea on paper, but is impractical in practice. No pressure. George Lucas became hated by the very fanbase he created because of how much the Prequels sucked, and will start calling you 'Jar Jar Abrams' if Episode VII ends up sucking. No pressure."

Peter Jackson - "You are so in love with your stories that you feel the need to make them unnecessarily long. Nobody asked to make 'The Hobbit,' one 300 page book, into a nine hour trilogy and you haven't had an original idea since 'The Frighteners.'"

Chris Nolan - "You keep casting Michael Caine and use the same crappy music in your movies, and you haven't made a good movie since 'Inception,' and if you love Michael Caine so much, why don't you just have sex with him already?"