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Hi all,
Here's kind of a toughie: Exactly how many roses did Rob once say were on his and Laura's bedroom wall? |
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Later, Art Maj. Frank Burns: "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?" Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre: "It saves time, Frank." * * * Roger Phillips: "Your behavior has been crass, overbearing and repugnant!" Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli: "When I get to a dictiionary, you're in trouble." * * * Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: "How did you know all that, Wally?" Wally Cleaver: "Beav, just 'cause I'm your brother, that doesn't make me automatically stupid." * * * Jed Clampett: "What that boy may need is some more schoolin'." Daisy Mae Moses "Granny" Clampett: "More schoolin'??? He's done been all the way through the sixth grade! How much further can he go?" * * * Maj Charles Emerson Winchester III: "What IS that odor?" Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: "North wind -- cesspool. East wind -- latrine." Maj Charles Emerson Winchester III: "But, the wind is from the south." Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: "Oh, that's our kitchen." * * * Maj. Frank Burns: "What are you doing in here?" Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: "I'm looking for Major Houlihan." Maj. Frank Burns: "Any mindless baboon can see that she's not here . . . including me!" |
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382 and a half.
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MTM1Fan,
Nicely done. |
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