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Artfiore1
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Last Activity: 11-18-2009 10:55 PM
About Me
- About Artfiore1
- Location
- East Brunswick, NJ, USA
- Interests
- Computers, Music, TV & Writing
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Signature
- Later,
Art
Maj. Frank Burns: "Why does everyone take an
instant dislike to me?"
Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre: "It saves time, Frank."
* * *
Roger Phillips: "Your behavior has been crass, overbearing and repugnant!"
Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli: "When I get to a dictiionary, you're in trouble."
* * *
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: "How did you know all that, Wally?"
Wally Cleaver: "Beav, just 'cause I'm your brother, that doesn't make me automatically stupid."
* * *
Jed Clampett: "What that boy may need is some more schoolin'."
Daisy Mae Moses "Granny" Clampett: "More schoolin'??? He's done been all the way through the sixth grade! How much further can he
go?"
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Maj Charles Emerson Winchester III: "What IS that odor?"
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: "North wind -- cesspool. East wind -- latrine."
Maj Charles Emerson Winchester III: "But, the wind is from the south."
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: "Oh, that's our kitchen."
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Maj. Frank Burns: "What are you doing in here?"
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: "I'm looking for Major Houlihan."
Maj. Frank Burns: "Any mindless baboon can see that she's not here . . . including me!"
- Later,