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fullhousefan120 · 05-09-2009, 11:30 PM

What were some of your favorite quotes that were said on Full House?

Schmoopie · 05-10-2009, 07:14 AM

Oh God, there are so many! I'll list some that come to mind.

The Beach Boys to DJ: "We hear you're not coming to the concert. Bon Jovi in town?" (I forgot which one of them said it. Sorry!)

Well pin a rose on your nose!

Stephanie to Kimmy when DJ puts Kimmy in Michelle's room because she's keeping them awake. Kimmy asks why and Stephanie says;
"Cuz ya snore like a garbage truck!"

"Have Mercy!"

Schmoopie · 05-11-2009, 02:30 AM

Joey: I'll wear a cat suit! A friend of mine was in a Broadway play. What the heck was the name of it again?
Jessie: Cats!
Joey: That's the one!

Joey: I kept my end of the bargain. I did not wear a cat suit!
Jessie: You wore a cat suit on your hand!

JO Sweet Heart · 09-02-2014, 10:12 PM

Not long after the family got Comet in season 3, Kimmy asked Danny if he had ever thought about obedience school and Danny was like, "Yes and tell your parents that I am willing to pay half."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

TMC · 04-17-2015, 01:15 AM

I've always enjoyed how many catchphrases this show had. Pretty much everyone had one! and I'm sure I'm missing some:

"How rude"
"Pin a rose on your nose"
"Hot dog" were Stephanie's

"Oh mylanta!"
"Yes!" with fist pump and hair blowing
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" were DJ's

"Nerd bomber"
"Geek burger" were completely made-up words used by DJ & Steph

"You got it dude"
"No way Jose"
"You've got a bad attitude"
"Oh puh-leese!"
"Aw, nuts"
"You're in big trouble, mister!"
"Duh!" were Michelle's

"Cut it out"
"Is it made of..wood?" were Joey's

"Have mercy"
"Talk to me" while answering the phone
"Watch the hair, huh!"
"Capiche?"
"I'm there for ya babe" were Jesse's

"Hola Tanneritos!" was Kimmy's

"Whoa baby" was what everybody said.

JO Sweet Heart · 04-17-2015, 01:10 PM

^^^ I remember when Michelle was just starting to talk and Jesse would say to her, "What do you say, little mama?" She would then say to him in return, "No thank, big daddy."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I also loved how she answered the phone back in them days. She'd be like, "Hello? Hi man."

Mark Mallard · 02-03-2016, 07:24 PM

One of my favorites:

Kimmy: (after she and D.J. drop the TV over the upstairs banister) "Mr. T, I am really, Really, REALLY sorry! It was all my idea!"
Danny: (with the classic Danny "shocked-beyond-belief" look) "It was your idea to throw my TV over the banister?"
-from "Fraternity Reunion"

Ohio8 · 02-11-2016, 08:36 PM

Jesse: "Joseph - it's finally happened. He's cleaning liquid soap."
Danny: "Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves."
Joey: "Danny there's no shame in therapy."

JO Sweet Heart · 02-12-2016, 12:15 PM

^^^ I love that last one when Joey says, "Danny, there is no shame in therapy!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I also loved it when Joey was trying to show Jesse how to play golf in season three and Joey says, "Jess, Elvis never made one golf movie." because Jesse started swinging himself around as if he were the king.

Ohio8 · 08-31-2017, 08:25 PM

Papouli: (to Jesse)"You're Greek, you dance!"

JO Sweet Heart · 09-01-2017, 07:40 PM

I love the season two quote from Joey when he had to punish D.J. for not letting him know that she was going to be late coming home one day. He said to Danny near the end, "You said that if I put my foot down, the girls would respect me. Well now, D.J. hates me and my foot!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Ohio8 · 10-03-2017, 08:44 PM

Joey: "I was on him like a piranha on a pork chop."

MA · 10-03-2017, 08:51 PM

Jesse:
[repeated line, answering phone] Talk to me.

Ohio8 · 10-04-2017, 09:16 PM

Kimmy: "I'm too dumb to be scared."

Ohio8 · 10-09-2017, 07:32 PM

Jesse: (to Joey) "When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you."

05-09-2009, 11:30 PM	#1
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05-10-2009, 07:14 AM	#2
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Oh God, there are so many! I'll list some that come to mind. The Beach Boys to DJ: "We hear you're not coming to the concert. Bon Jovi in town?" (I forgot which one of them said it. Sorry!) Well pin a rose on your nose! Stephanie to Kimmy when DJ puts Kimmy in Michelle's room because she's keeping them awake. Kimmy asks why and Stephanie says; "Cuz ya snore like a garbage truck!" "Have Mercy!"
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JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,821	Not long after the family got Comet in season 3, Kimmy asked Danny if he had ever thought about obedience school and Danny was like, "Yes and tell your parents that I am willing to pay half." God bless you always!!! Holly
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02-11-2016, 08:36 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Jesse: "Joseph - it's finally happened. He's cleaning liquid soap." Danny: "Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves." Joey: "Danny there's no shame in therapy."
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02-12-2016, 12:15 PM	#9
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,821	^^^ I love that last one when Joey says, "Danny, there is no shame in therapy!" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. I also loved it when Joey was trying to show Jesse how to play golf in season three and Joey says, "Jess, Elvis never made one golf movie." because Jesse started swinging himself around as if he were the king.
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05-11-2009, 02:30 AM	#3
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Joey: I'll wear a cat suit! A friend of mine was in a Broadway play. What the heck was the name of it again? Jessie: Cats! Joey: That's the one! Joey: I kept my end of the bargain. I did not wear a cat suit! Jessie: You wore a cat suit on your hand!

04-17-2015, 01:15 AM	#5
TMC Member Forum Idol Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Posts: 124,387	I've always enjoyed how many catchphrases this show had. Pretty much everyone had one! and I'm sure I'm missing some: "How rude" "Pin a rose on your nose" "Hot dog" were Stephanie's "Oh mylanta!" "Yes!" with fist pump and hair blowing "Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" were DJ's "Nerd bomber" "Geek burger" were completely made-up words used by DJ & Steph "You got it dude" "No way Jose" "You've got a bad attitude" "Oh puh-leese!" "Aw, nuts" "You're in big trouble, mister!" "Duh!" were Michelle's "Cut it out" "Is it made of..wood?" were Joey's "Have mercy" "Talk to me" while answering the phone "Watch the hair, huh!" "Capiche?" "I'm there for ya babe" were Jesse's "Hola Tanneritos!" was Kimmy's "Whoa baby" was what everybody said.

04-17-2015, 01:10 PM	#6
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,821	^^^ I remember when Michelle was just starting to talk and Jesse would say to her, "What do you say, little mama?" She would then say to him in return, "No thank, big daddy." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. I also loved how she answered the phone back in them days. She'd be like, "Hello? Hi man."

02-03-2016, 07:24 PM	#7
Mark Mallard Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 26, 2013 Location: United States of America Posts: 104	One of my favorites: Kimmy: (after she and D.J. drop the TV over the upstairs banister) "Mr. T, I am really, Really, REALLY sorry! It was all my idea!" Danny: (with the classic Danny "shocked-beyond-belief" look) "It was your idea to throw my TV over the banister?" -from "Fraternity Reunion"

08-31-2017, 08:25 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Papouli: (to Jesse)"You're Greek, you dance!"

09-01-2017, 07:40 PM	#11
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,821	I love the season two quote from Joey when he had to punish D.J. for not letting him know that she was going to be late coming home one day. He said to Danny near the end, "You said that if I put my foot down, the girls would respect me. Well now, D.J. hates me and my foot!" God bless you always!!! Holly

10-03-2017, 08:44 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Joey: "I was on him like a piranha on a pork chop."

10-03-2017, 08:51 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Jesse: [repeated line, answering phone] Talk to me.
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10-04-2017, 09:16 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Kimmy: "I'm too dumb to be scared."

10-09-2017, 07:32 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Jesse: (to Joey) "When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you."