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Brett Ferino · 03-29-2001, 08:59 PM

What is it?

04-04-2001, 10:38 PM

i always think of margaret telling off bj when his wife had to go to work in san fran. in the officers bar she tells him after bj is frantacilly tryin to win bets on pinball "if you think your brand of suffering is worse than anyone else's" or what ever she said - that one always sticks out in my mind

04-04-2001, 10:39 PM

i always think of margaret telling off bj when his wife had to go to work in san fran. in the officers bar she tells him after bj is frantacilly tryin to win bets on pinball "if you think your brand of suffering is worse than anyone else's" or what ever she said - that one always sticks out in my mind

calcat · 06-07-2001, 04:13 PM

My favorites quote comes in the episode dealing with Frank investing money in the stock market and Frank is questioned by BJ and Hawk why he is investing. Frank says "...because war brings profits..." and Hawkeye replies "...then what ever happen to my 2000 shares of Gestapo..." very funny line from Hawk.

Kristen · 06-13-2001, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brett Ferino:
What is it?

Mine comes from an episode in which Charles needed to find a place to stay (Can't remember exactly why, or what else happened in the episode! LOL). He goes to see Margaret in her tent and says to her, "Please let me be frank" and Margaret flinches just a little and Charles is like, "No, LITTLE "F", not that other guy!" I just thought that line was cute!

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Lou Grant:You know what? You've got spunk!
Mary Richards:Well, yes.
Lou Grant:I HATE SPUNK!!!
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NewsiesGurl229 · 06-29-2001, 11:44 PM

Said by Major Freedman "Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice."

Artfiore1 · 09-04-2001, 09:11 PM

Hi all,
There are so very, very many.
Two that immediately come to mind are:

Hawkeye (to Col. Potter): "Colonel . . . Sherm . . . you could give me a hundred good reasons to leave, and I can't give you one good reason to stay. Stay anyway."

+

Klinger (to Margaret): "Major, you're wrong. Nobody was trying to make a fool out of you - we just wanted you to have your ring back . . . You don't have to be grateful. But, would it hurt to at least appreciate the effort??"

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Later,
Art

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Charybdis · 10-16-2001, 11:08 AM

Mine is from the episode where at the very end, Charles is dictating into a machine a letter to his sister. He is making a cup of tea and tries to pour out some sugar. When he opens the lid to the container, he pulls out a rubber chicken!!! He says, "get me the hell out of here!!!!"

11-12-2001, 06:05 PM

I have a few...
I like where hawkeye says, "I will not carry a gun. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
LOL
One of my other favorites is when Radar reads the letter that Hawkeye threatens to send to Frank's wife, and it says "Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who."

mashfan · 01-13-2002, 11:26 PM

My faves:

From "A Smattering of Intelligence" the episode that intorduces Col. Flagg. Trapper's friend, the guy from the CID (?) assigned to watch Col. Flagg, comments on Maj. Burns as he is leaving The Swamp:

"Pretty gung ho!"
Hawkeye: (to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn") ...and I don't care.

From "Adam's Ribs"

Hawkeye: I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish. I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills. I've eaten so much liver, the only way I can make love is if I'm smothered in bacon and onions.

From "Mad Dogs and Servicemen" the episode where Radar gets bitten by a possibly rabid dog. Henry and Radar think they have found the dog living with a Korean family, and that the family has cooked the dog...

Henry: Radar, I think these folks took your dog home in a people bag. Must've been a hell of a bun!

From "Tea and Empathy" the episode where the 4077th needs a donor for an arterial transplant. Not having one in camp, they go to an English MASH.

English Colonel: An English artery in an American leg. I suppose he'll develop an insatiable desire to drive on the left side of the road.

From "Fade Out, Fade In" the first episode with Charles

Charles: Know this. You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer.

My all time fave; from "Bulletin Board." Henry is giving a sex lecture to the enlisted men:

Henry: Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which is the direct result of the act of it.

No one can hear just one.

Steve

the1ayers · 01-20-2002, 10:08 PM

My fav quote's are.
on one Christmas ep. when Klinger brings Charles dinner.

Charles- Whats the catch?
Klinger- that this meal is to remain anonmous an old family tradition.
Charles- thanks Max.

When Hawkeye is getting 16 people in a jeep.

nurse- Can I get a hernia?
Hawkeye- Rent one first see If you like it.

M*A*S*H · 04-16-2002, 07:53 PM

Col Blake: to Hawkeye, after Hawk loses a patient on the operating table, and is upset.

Rule #1 is, young men die

Rule #2 is, doctors cant change Rule #1

Marvo301 · 05-17-2002, 03:31 PM

From the episode where a personal friend of Hawkeyes dies on the operating table. Colonel Blake tells him "all I know is what they taught us in command school. Rule #1 about war is that young men die. Rule #2 is that doctors can't change Rule #1."

Gale Miller · 10-09-2002, 01:59 PM

WHERE DO I START? TO QUOTE JIMMY DURANTE "I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM"

In Patent 4077 when Hawkeye and BJ are inventing a new clamp. Zale builds it for them and Charles wants to try it out. BJ says "Ah the acid test" and Hawkeye says "The jack acid test".

treky · 03-29-2006, 03:08 AM

HOT LIPS: (TO COL. BLAKE)
"ONCE AGAIN, I'M FORCED TO GO OVER YOUR HEAD"!

COL. BLAKE: "OH, YOU'VE DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES, I'VE GOT ATHLETES SCALP"!

HOT LIPS TO HAWKEYE:

HOT LIPS: "CAPTAIN PEIRCE"!!
HAWKEYE: "LATER, BABY"
HOT LIPS: "THAT'S MAJOR TO YOU"!
HAWKEYE: "OK, LATER MAJOR BABY"

04-04-2001, 10:39 PM	#3
jwb Guest Posts: n/a	i always think of margaret telling off bj when his wife had to go to work in san fran. in the officers bar she tells him after bj is frantacilly tryin to win bets on pinball "if you think your brand of suffering is worse than anyone else's" or what ever she said - that one always sticks out in my mind
jwb Guest Posts: n/a

11-12-2001, 06:05 PM	#9
Elisabeth Guest Posts: n/a	I have a few... I like where hawkeye says, "I will not carry a gun. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" LOL One of my other favorites is when Radar reads the letter that Hawkeye threatens to send to Frank's wife, and it says "Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who."
Elisabeth Guest Posts: n/a

01-13-2002, 11:26 PM	#10
mashfan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2002 Location: North Hollywood Posts: 8	Favorite Quotes My faves: From "A Smattering of Intelligence" the episode that intorduces Col. Flagg. Trapper's friend, the guy from the CID (?) assigned to watch Col. Flagg, comments on Maj. Burns as he is leaving The Swamp: "Pretty gung ho!" Hawkeye: (to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn") ...and I don't care. From "Adam's Ribs" Hawkeye: I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish. I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills. I've eaten so much liver, the only way I can make love is if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. From "Mad Dogs and Servicemen" the episode where Radar gets bitten by a possibly rabid dog. Henry and Radar think they have found the dog living with a Korean family, and that the family has cooked the dog... Henry: Radar, I think these folks took your dog home in a people bag. Must've been a hell of a bun! From "Tea and Empathy" the episode where the 4077th needs a donor for an arterial transplant. Not having one in camp, they go to an English MASH. English Colonel: An English artery in an American leg. I suppose he'll develop an insatiable desire to drive on the left side of the road. From "Fade Out, Fade In" the first episode with Charles Charles: Know this. You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer. My all time fave; from "Bulletin Board." Henry is giving a sex lecture to the enlisted men: Henry: Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which is the direct result of the act of it. No one can hear just one. Steve

10-09-2002, 01:59 PM	#14
Gale Miller Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 30, 2002 Location: ronan, montana Posts: 19	04WWnug WHERE DO I START? TO QUOTE JIMMY DURANTE "I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM" In Patent 4077 when Hawkeye and BJ are inventing a new clamp. Zale builds it for them and Charles wants to try it out. BJ says "Ah the acid test" and Hawkeye says "The jack acid test".

03-29-2006, 03:08 AM	#15
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	HOT LIPS: (TO COL. BLAKE) "ONCE AGAIN, I'M FORCED TO GO OVER YOUR HEAD"! COL. BLAKE: "OH, YOU'VE DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES, I'VE GOT ATHLETES SCALP"! HOT LIPS TO HAWKEYE: HOT LIPS: "CAPTAIN PEIRCE"!! HAWKEYE: "LATER, BABY" HOT LIPS: "THAT'S MAJOR TO YOU"! HAWKEYE: "OK, LATER MAJOR BABY"
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

03-29-2001, 08:59 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	FAVE QUOTE What is it?

04-04-2001, 10:38 PM	#2
jwb Guest Posts: n/a	i always think of margaret telling off bj when his wife had to go to work in san fran. in the officers bar she tells him after bj is frantacilly tryin to win bets on pinball "if you think your brand of suffering is worse than anyone else's" or what ever she said - that one always sticks out in my mind
jwb Guest Posts: n/a

06-07-2001, 04:13 PM	#4
calcat Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jun 07, 2001 Location: Pleasant Hill, CA, USA Posts: 3	My favorites quote comes in the episode dealing with Frank investing money in the stock market and Frank is questioned by BJ and Hawk why he is investing. Frank says "...because war brings profits..." and Hawkeye replies "...then what ever happen to my 2000 shares of Gestapo..." very funny line from Hawk.

06-29-2001, 11:44 PM	#6
NewsiesGurl229 Sweet scaredy cat Forum Regular Join Date: May 08, 2001 Location: Nebraska...where I'm in love with Carter and I blissfully watch all of my shows over and over and over...again! Posts: 795	Said by Major Freedman "Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice."

09-04-2001, 09:11 PM	#7
Artfiore1 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 28, 2001 Location: East Brunswick, NJ, USA Posts: 457	Hi all, There are so very, very many. Two that immediately come to mind are: Hawkeye (to Col. Potter): "Colonel . . . Sherm . . . you could give me a hundred good reasons to leave, and I can't give you one good reason to stay. Stay anyway." + Klinger (to Margaret): "Major, you're wrong. Nobody was trying to make a fool out of you - we just wanted you to have your ring back . . . You don't have to be grateful. But, would it hurt to at least appreciate the effort??" ------------------ Later, Art [This message has been edited by Artfiore1 (edited 09-04-2001).]

10-16-2001, 11:08 AM	#8
Charybdis Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 28, 2000 Location: N.C. Posts: 78	Mine is from the episode where at the very end, Charles is dictating into a machine a letter to his sister. He is making a cup of tea and tries to pour out some sugar. When he opens the lid to the container, he pulls out a rubber chicken!!! He says, "get me the hell out of here!!!!"

01-20-2002, 10:08 PM	#11
the1ayers who, what the? Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 13, 2001 Location: La Mesa Cal Posts: 8	My fav quote's are. on one Christmas ep. when Klinger brings Charles dinner. Charles- Whats the catch? Klinger- that this meal is to remain anonmous an old family tradition. Charles- thanks Max. When Hawkeye is getting 16 people in a jeep. nurse- Can I get a hernia? Hawkeye- Rent one first see If you like it.

04-16-2002, 07:53 PM	#12
MASH Member Forum Cub* Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Syracuse Posts: 2	Col Blake: to Hawkeye, after Hawk loses a patient on the operating table, and is upset. Rule #1 is, young men die Rule #2 is, doctors cant change Rule #1

05-17-2002, 03:31 PM	#13
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,460	From the episode where a personal friend of Hawkeyes dies on the operating table. Colonel Blake tells him "all I know is what they taught us in command school. Rule #1 about war is that young men die. Rule #2 is that doctors can't change Rule #1."