Quotes/Scenes That Are The Best of Zack Tripper

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Janet:So how did you two end up together?
Cindy well it was my first day of UCLA and Zack decided to show me around campus.

Zack:From the where the classes are to the cafeteria all the way to my bed.

All:What?!

Jack:You two already are at that point of your relationship?

Cindy:What's the problem?It's the right time with the right person.

Jack:But you two barely know each other?Who ends up in bed with someone they barely even know?

(they all look at him)

Zack:Are you sure you're the one ask that question Jack?

[Chain Gang Member]

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Jack:Zack this is Linda.

Zack:The one who you get back together every time you turn around.

Linda:Yeah except this time there is no getting back together.I'm here to meet somebody else.

Jack:What?Who?

Larry: (comes in) Hey Linda.Are you ready to go?

Zack:No way!

Jack:What?I thought you said I was the one you were interested in.

Zack:I guess you got that from me saying that multiple times in high school when girls I liked acted like they liked me only to see them walking out of your bedroom

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Jack: Zack I know you're down after getting dumped,but Larry & I will find a way to cheer you up.

Zack: How?

Larry:We'll take you to where we go after we deal with pain because of women.

Zack: I don't need to go to the free clinic

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Jack:Zack we're sorry Jo broke up with you and moved back to England.

Zack:No you're not.Terri may be,but not the rest of you.

Janet:How could you say that?Of course we care that you're hurting.

Zack:Then why do you all continue to sabotage my relationships?

Larry:I can't believe you would say that.

Zack:Larry you wouldn't shut up about me dating your sister until she left me,but that was the only relationship you ruined.The other were ruined by Jack & Janet.

Jack:What?!

Janet:How?

Zack:When I got together with my first girlfriend since I came here,Jack wouldn't stop being a hypocrite complaining about hearing us through the wall or walking in on us although I had to go through that with him back when we were teenagers.After you became another person because of that wig and upset her,she wanted to never come back.When I moved on with my 2nd girlfriend,that ended because of your reporter friend with a dirty mind wrote an article convinced by Jack believing there's more than friendship here convinced her to break up with me.Now Jo leaves me and goes back to England because you 2 reminded her of her former flatmates.

Jack:How?

Zack:She said they were 2 attractive people who left her behind living their own lives and would still be in their lives if they admitted they had feelings for each other instead of denying it and ending up with other people.

Janet:We don't have feelings for each other.

Zack:You might be proving her point and with the way things are going I wish I went with Jo,but she said that her landlord won't allow us to live together unless we were married and she didn't want to accept my proposal since it sounded like I only wanted to marry her out of fear of losing her and not out love.Now if you'll excuse me,I'm meeting Mr.Furley at The Regal Beagle to talk about how our lives didn't go as planned.

Jack:Well if it makes it feel different,you should remember that you along with Janet & Terri caused Susan to break up with me.

Zack:Jack it was the article that caused it and you didn't love her.You just loved parts of her