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Chain Gang Member · 02-18-2004, 07:33 PM

She Loves Me,She Loves Me Not
(Zack is where Larry is in the original version)
(Zack falls off the bed and tries to hold on to not fall but be falls on Janet)
Janet:Ow!

Zack:Hi Janet.Just dropping in

Zuzzy · 04-08-2004, 09:52 PM

good job!
you should write some more quotes
they're funny

Chain Gang Member · 04-09-2004, 12:06 PM

Three's Christmas
Jack: (coming out of his room with a headband and mistletoe)Merry Christmas Janet(Kisses her)

Janet:Merry Christmas!Oh what is that?

Jack:It's a sprig of mistletoe.I did this instead of waiting for someone to walk up under it.I'm thinking of getting penant on it

Janet:Who would be so desprit to that?

Zack: (comes out of the bathroom with a headband and mistletoe)Merry Christmas Janet(kisses her)

Jack:I guess that answers your question

Janet McFarland · 04-09-2004, 08:27 PM

Lol!

Chain Gang Member · 04-10-2004, 03:13 PM

Strange Bedfellows
(Janet & Chrissy come in)

Janet:Boy,what a mess

(Zack comes out of their room)

Chrissy:What were you doing in our room?

Zack:I slept on your beds

Janet:How could you sleep on both of our beds?

Zack:I got drunk,fell asleep in Chrissy's bed and fell off.Then I slept in your bed

Chain Gang Member · 04-12-2004, 08:42 AM

?
(the trio are fighting,Zack comes in and snaps his fingers,and they stop)

Zack:Hey,that really does work

Chain Gang Member · 04-12-2004, 11:23 AM

Helen's Rendezevous
Mr.Roper:What's going on in there?

Jack:Uh Janet & Chrissy are taking a shower

Mr.Roper:Together?

Jack:Oh yeah they do it all the time.Water shortage and al

Mr.Roper:The water shortage is over

Jack:Well thanks to people who care like Janet & Chrissy

(Zack gets a look on his face)

Mr.Roper:What's a matter with you?

Zack:I'm having a vision

Janet McFarland · 04-12-2004, 02:24 PM

Lol!

Chain Gang Member · 04-14-2004, 03:05 PM

Jack's Double Date
Zack:Jack,you have to call off the bet

Jack:Why?

Zack:Terri has been teasing me by "accidently" bending over after dropping papers.I can't take it!It looked so great.

Jack:That's really low

Zack:That's not as shocking as what I did later

Jack:What?

Zack: During intermission,the announcer came out and asked a fan to last 5 minutes with Andre The Giant.I answered the challenge

Jack:What happened?

Zack:I lifted him up

Jack:So

Zack:Jack,he weighs 500 lbs. and I lifted him up for 4 minutes and 50 second and pinned him!I won $600!I got the money for the rent and for the bet.Please call it off

Jack:No

Zack:Why not?

Jack:This isn't about money,it's about pride

Zack:

Chain Gang Member · 04-14-2004, 06:39 PM

Jack Goes The Distance
Zack:You're so tough now,are you Biff?

(Biff gets up)

Biff:Alright big mouth,put'em up

(Biff swings and almost hits the ref.While the ref turns around,Zack hits a low blow and puts him in the Figure 4 Leg Lock.Biff taps out,the ref rings the bell and raises Zacks hand in victory)

Zack:Woo!

Urban Plowboy
(Cindy helps out Zack,Terri helps out Jack,and Janet helps out Larry)

Zack:That was a stupid idea about an airborn attack

Jack:Why are you getting mad at me?If it wasn't for Larry using my name,we wouldn't be bruised up

Zack:Yeah,thanks a lot Larry

Larry:Yeah but I put us 6 in this position

Both:What?

Larry:Come on.3 girls,3 guys,romantic farm

Janet:You know Terri,I'm feeling a little romantic right not now,aren't you?

Terri:Oh. (sexy voice)I am

Cindy: (sexy voice)Me too

Larry:You are?(weird laugh)Can you believe this?

Jack:It must've been this country air that turned them on

Zack:Yeah.I saw it in a movie once

Janet:So Larry,are you ready to soak the oats

Larry:Oh yeah

Janet:Here they are

(the oats come down on Larry)

Janet McFarland · 04-14-2004, 07:25 PM

Lol! Aw! I can just imagine Terri w/ Larry , Cindy w/ Zack , and Janet w/ Jack ( of course!! )

Chain Gang Member · 04-14-2004, 07:39 PM

What's weird is acording to my stories,Jack was better than Zack in the begging.But in the end,Zack was better than Jack.Zack dated 3 of the girls but had 2 real relationships(Chrissy & Terri Jack dated 2 girls(Janet & Terri) but had only one real relationship(Janet).Weird huh?

Chain Gang Member · 04-15-2004, 12:16 PM

Hair Today,Gone Tomorow
Jack:The worst part is that you liked me because I reminded you of someone else

Zack:Terri,don't mind Jack.I wuldn't of mind

Terri:Really?

Zack:Yeah.With the way I saw you kissed Jack,I envy all of your dates

Jack Looks For A Job
(Janet flirts with Jack)

Zack:That's it,I'm going to start selling encyclopedias

Janet McFarland · 04-15-2004, 11:42 PM

Lol!

Chain Gang Member · 04-16-2004, 05:24 PM

Urban Plowboy
Wally:Why should I believe you?

Terri:Um because she's his wife

Jack:Yep(slaps Janet on the butt)woo hoo

Zack:And she's mine(slaps Terri on the butt)

Janet:darlin not in front of company(slaps Jack)

Terri:Yeah,wait til we are alone(elbows Zack in the gut)

02-18-2004, 07:33 PM	#1
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Quotes/Scenes That Are The Best of Zack She Loves Me,She Loves Me Not (Zack is where Larry is in the original version) (Zack falls off the bed and tries to hold on to not fall but be falls on Janet) Janet:Ow! Zack:Hi Janet.Just dropping in
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04-08-2004, 09:52 PM	#2
Zuzzy Damn straight. Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: A cove where fun never ends! Posts: 5,966	good job! you should write some more quotes they're funny
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04-10-2004, 03:13 PM	#5
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Strange Bedfellows (Janet & Chrissy come in) Janet:Boy,what a mess (Zack comes out of their room) Chrissy:What were you doing in our room? Zack:I slept on your beds Janet:How could you sleep on both of our beds? Zack:I got drunk,fell asleep in Chrissy's bed and fell off.Then I slept in your bed
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04-14-2004, 07:39 PM	#12
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	What's weird is acording to my stories,Jack was better than Zack in the begging.But in the end,Zack was better than Jack.Zack dated 3 of the girls but had 2 real relationships(Chrissy & Terri Jack dated 2 girls(Janet & Terri) but had only one real relationship(Janet).Weird huh?
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04-09-2004, 12:06 PM	#3
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Three's Christmas Jack: (coming out of his room with a headband and mistletoe)Merry Christmas Janet(Kisses her) Janet:Merry Christmas!Oh what is that? Jack:It's a sprig of mistletoe.I did this instead of waiting for someone to walk up under it.I'm thinking of getting penant on it Janet:Who would be so desprit to that? Zack: (comes out of the bathroom with a headband and mistletoe)Merry Christmas Janet(kisses her) Jack:I guess that answers your question

04-09-2004, 08:27 PM	#4
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	Lol!

04-12-2004, 08:42 AM	#6
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	? (the trio are fighting,Zack comes in and snaps his fingers,and they stop) Zack:Hey,that really does work

04-12-2004, 11:23 AM	#7
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Helen's Rendezevous Mr.Roper:What's going on in there? Jack:Uh Janet & Chrissy are taking a shower Mr.Roper:Together? Jack:Oh yeah they do it all the time.Water shortage and al Mr.Roper:The water shortage is over Jack:Well thanks to people who care like Janet & Chrissy (Zack gets a look on his face) Mr.Roper:What's a matter with you? Zack:I'm having a vision

04-12-2004, 02:24 PM	#8
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	Lol!

04-14-2004, 03:05 PM	#9
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Jack's Double Date Zack:Jack,you have to call off the bet Jack:Why? Zack:Terri has been teasing me by "accidently" bending over after dropping papers.I can't take it!It looked so great. Jack:That's really low Zack:That's not as shocking as what I did later Jack:What? Zack: During intermission,the announcer came out and asked a fan to last 5 minutes with Andre The Giant.I answered the challenge Jack:What happened? Zack:I lifted him up Jack:So Zack:Jack,he weighs 500 lbs. and I lifted him up for 4 minutes and 50 second and pinned him!I won $600!I got the money for the rent and for the bet.Please call it off Jack:No Zack:Why not? Jack:This isn't about money,it's about pride Zack:

04-14-2004, 06:39 PM	#10
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Jack Goes The Distance Zack:You're so tough now,are you Biff? (Biff gets up) Biff:Alright big mouth,put'em up (Biff swings and almost hits the ref.While the ref turns around,Zack hits a low blow and puts him in the Figure 4 Leg Lock.Biff taps out,the ref rings the bell and raises Zacks hand in victory) Zack:Woo! Urban Plowboy (Cindy helps out Zack,Terri helps out Jack,and Janet helps out Larry) Zack:That was a stupid idea about an airborn attack Jack:Why are you getting mad at me?If it wasn't for Larry using my name,we wouldn't be bruised up Zack:Yeah,thanks a lot Larry Larry:Yeah but I put us 6 in this position Both:What? Larry:Come on.3 girls,3 guys,romantic farm Janet:You know Terri,I'm feeling a little romantic right not now,aren't you? Terri:Oh. (sexy voice)I am Cindy: (sexy voice)Me too Larry:You are?(weird laugh)Can you believe this? Jack:It must've been this country air that turned them on Zack:Yeah.I saw it in a movie once Janet:So Larry,are you ready to soak the oats Larry:Oh yeah Janet:Here they are (the oats come down on Larry)

04-14-2004, 07:25 PM	#11
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	Lol! Aw! I can just imagine Terri w/ Larry , Cindy w/ Zack , and Janet w/ Jack ( of course!! )

04-15-2004, 12:16 PM	#13
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Hair Today,Gone Tomorow Jack:The worst part is that you liked me because I reminded you of someone else Zack:Terri,don't mind Jack.I wuldn't of mind Terri:Really? Zack:Yeah.With the way I saw you kissed Jack,I envy all of your dates Jack Looks For A Job (Janet flirts with Jack) Zack:That's it,I'm going to start selling encyclopedias

04-15-2004, 11:42 PM	#14
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	Lol!

04-16-2004, 05:24 PM	#15
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	Urban Plowboy Wally:Why should I believe you? Terri:Um because she's his wife Jack:Yep(slaps Janet on the butt)woo hoo Zack:And she's mine(slaps Terri on the butt) Janet:darlin not in front of company(slaps Jack) Terri:Yeah,wait til we are alone(elbows Zack in the gut)