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ThisLittlePiggy · 07-18-2026, 05:39 PM

Good morning, Ed.
Good morn.
Ed, what happened
to the sports section?
I'm reading it.
Hey, wait.
I'm not through yet.
You know I like to
read it with my coffee.
Well, I like to
read it with my hay.
Well, I'm sorry.
Why did you mark
the horse races?
Don't worry.
I'm not betting.

MA · 07-21-2026, 09:15 AM

Mister Ed: You should never have told me horses sleep standing up, it gave me a mental block.

ThisLittlePiggy · 08-02-2026, 07:33 PM

I think that elephant
levitation of yours

is the finest trick
that I've ever seen.

You're too kind.

It's, uh, very clever,

the way you've
concealed those pulleys.

Pulleys?

Oh, just kidding.

They don't use pulleys
anymore, do they?

Not since they
came out with those

concealed hydraulic lifts?

Mirrors?

Actually, I use a thin elephant,

and then I inflate
him with helium.

MA · 08-03-2026, 08:21 AM

Wilbur Post: Ed, I haven't got time to play games. Mr. Banning wants to go for a ride.

07-21-2026, 09:15 AM	#77
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 130,080	Mister Ed: You should never have told me horses sleep standing up, it gave me a mental block.
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07-18-2026, 05:39 PM	#76
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,967	Good morning, Ed. Good morn. Ed, what happened to the sports section? I'm reading it. Hey, wait. I'm not through yet. You know I like to read it with my coffee. Well, I like to read it with my hay. Well, I'm sorry. Why did you mark the horse races? Don't worry. I'm not betting.

08-02-2026, 07:33 PM	#78
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,967	I think that elephant levitation of yours is the finest trick that I've ever seen. You're too kind. It's, uh, very clever, the way you've concealed those pulleys. Pulleys? Oh, just kidding. They don't use pulleys anymore, do they? Not since they came out with those concealed hydraulic lifts? Mirrors? Actually, I use a thin elephant, and then I inflate him with helium.

08-03-2026, 08:21 AM	#79
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 130,080	Wilbur Post: Ed, I haven't got time to play games. Mr. Banning wants to go for a ride.