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MA · 08-27-2018, 06:27 AM

Wilbur Post: I've been meaning to ask you, Ed. Just how do horses sleep standing up?

Mister Ed: [Shocked] We Do?

Wilbur Post: Didn't you know?

Mister Ed: How can I? When I'm asleep my eyes are closed!

Ohio8 · 11-30-2018, 07:28 PM

Wilbur: "Boyy, this is what I call living."

Mister Ed: "Not enough sugar."

Wilbur: "Isn't she a wonderful wife?"

Roger: (to Wilbur)"You've been out in the sun too long."

Mister Ed: "A talking bird. What will they think of next?"

Carol: "Was she always this energetic?"

Aunt Martha: "How far is it to Mexico?"

Mister Ed: (to parrot)"Ohhh, you'll taste good barbecued."

Kay: "If I ever get a parrot, I'll teach him to yell 'Help!'"

AB · 11-30-2018, 07:38 PM

Wilbur: What kind of name is Ed for a horse?
Mr. Ed: What kind of name is Wilbur for a man?

ThisLittlePiggy · 11-30-2018, 09:49 PM

Mister Ed: What do you say we go out riding and pick up a couple of fillies?

Wilbur Post: I'm not a horse, remember?

Mister Ed: Too bad, we could have a ball double dating.

MA · 12-01-2018, 07:12 AM

Wilbur Post: [after Mister Ed makes a great shot in a ring toss game] Good throw, Ed! I bet you're also good at pitching horseshoes!

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-01-2018, 08:07 PM

Wilbur Post: I can’t believe this. My neighbor, my wife… my own wife whom I’ve known for three years, thinks that I’m crazy. I tell them that I have a horse that talks and they don’t believe me.
Mister Ed: Why should they? It’s ridiculous!

MA · 12-03-2018, 07:13 AM

Mister Ed: I love Christmas. Wilbur is so full of the spirit of giving, and I'm so full of the spirit of receiving.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-04-2018, 12:12 AM

Carol Post:
How did you like Kay in leotards?

Roger Addison:
She looks like a plucked chicken trying to wriggle off a butcher hook.

MA · 12-04-2018, 07:17 AM

Mister Ed: I don't have to stay where I'm not wanted.

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-05-2018, 08:05 PM

Mister Ed: Stop gabbin' and get me some oats!

MA · 12-10-2018, 06:42 AM

[Mister Ed, alone in his stall, picks up Wilbur's ringing office phone]

Mister Ed: Hello?

Kay Addison: [voice] Hello? I'd like to make a reservation. Is this Trans Continental Airlines?

Mister Ed: No, lady. This is the Pony Express!

[hangs up]

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-10-2018, 04:24 PM

Mister Ed: No, Wilbur, I don't play horseshoes.
Wilbur Post: Really? Why not?
Mister Ed: Because Mom always taught us kids not to throw our clothes around!

MA · 12-11-2018, 04:13 PM

Mister Ed: You love me more than you love your wife, don't you, buddy boy?

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-11-2018, 05:42 PM

Wilbur Post: [after Ed finds a straw hat] What are you going to do with a straw hat?
Mister Ed: I'll wear it till it goes out of style. Then I'll eat it!

MA · 12-12-2018, 07:18 AM

Wilbur Post: [after Mister Ed makes a great shot in a ring toss game] Good throw, Ed! I bet you're also good at pitching horseshoes!

08-27-2018, 06:27 AM	#1
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Quotes Wilbur Post: I've been meaning to ask you, Ed. Just how do horses sleep standing up? Mister Ed: [Shocked] We Do? Wilbur Post: Didn't you know? Mister Ed: How can I? When I'm asleep my eyes are closed!
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11-30-2018, 07:28 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,906	Wilbur: "Boyy, this is what I call living." Mister Ed: "Not enough sugar." Wilbur: "Isn't she a wonderful wife?" Roger: (to Wilbur)"You've been out in the sun too long." Mister Ed: "A talking bird. What will they think of next?" Carol: "Was she always this energetic?" Aunt Martha: "How far is it to Mexico?" Mister Ed: (to parrot)"Ohhh, you'll taste good barbecued." Kay: "If I ever get a parrot, I'll teach him to yell 'Help!'"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd Last edited by Ohio8; 09-14-2019 at 07:29 PM.

11-30-2018, 07:38 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Wilbur: What kind of name is Ed for a horse? Mr. Ed: What kind of name is Wilbur for a man?

11-30-2018, 09:49 PM	#4
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,651	Mister Ed: What do you say we go out riding and pick up a couple of fillies? Wilbur Post: I'm not a horse, remember? Mister Ed: Too bad, we could have a ball double dating.

12-01-2018, 07:12 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Wilbur Post: [after Mister Ed makes a great shot in a ring toss game] Good throw, Ed! I bet you're also good at pitching horseshoes!

12-01-2018, 08:07 PM	#6
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,651	Wilbur Post: I can’t believe this. My neighbor, my wife… my own wife whom I’ve known for three years, thinks that I’m crazy. I tell them that I have a horse that talks and they don’t believe me. Mister Ed: Why should they? It’s ridiculous!

12-03-2018, 07:13 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Mister Ed: I love Christmas. Wilbur is so full of the spirit of giving, and I'm so full of the spirit of receiving.

12-04-2018, 12:12 AM	#8
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,651	Carol Post: How did you like Kay in leotards? Roger Addison: She looks like a plucked chicken trying to wriggle off a butcher hook.

12-04-2018, 07:17 AM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Mister Ed: I don't have to stay where I'm not wanted.

12-05-2018, 08:05 PM	#10
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,651	Mister Ed: Stop gabbin' and get me some oats!

12-10-2018, 06:42 AM	#11
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	[Mister Ed, alone in his stall, picks up Wilbur's ringing office phone] Mister Ed: Hello? Kay Addison: [voice] Hello? I'd like to make a reservation. Is this Trans Continental Airlines? Mister Ed: No, lady. This is the Pony Express! [hangs up]

12-10-2018, 04:24 PM	#12
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,651	Mister Ed: No, Wilbur, I don't play horseshoes. Wilbur Post: Really? Why not? Mister Ed: Because Mom always taught us kids not to throw our clothes around!

12-11-2018, 04:13 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Mister Ed: You love me more than you love your wife, don't you, buddy boy?

12-11-2018, 05:42 PM	#14
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,651	Wilbur Post: [after Ed finds a straw hat] What are you going to do with a straw hat? Mister Ed: I'll wear it till it goes out of style. Then I'll eat it!

12-12-2018, 07:18 AM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,237	Wilbur Post: [after Mister Ed makes a great shot in a ring toss game] Good throw, Ed! I bet you're also good at pitching horseshoes!