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opus · 07-28-2026, 10:05 PM

Tell her you never will again, Gilligan

Act like Jack the Ripper, Skipper

Become an obsessor, Professor

Go to him to injure, Ginger

Make an evil plan, Mary Ann

Be the worst one, Thurston

Cage him up like a pet dove(y), Lovey

Bonniegirl · 07-28-2026, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by opus

Tell her you never will again, Gilligan

Act like Jack the Ripper, Skipper

Become an obsessor, Professor

Go to him to injure, Ginger

Make an evil plan, Mary Ann

Be the worst one, Thurston

Cage him up like a pet dove(y), Lovey

Good one !!

Bonniegirl · 07-28-2026, 10:29 PM

Get a new hobby, Robby

Hop on a ship , Chip

Time to leave, Steve

Go to the Pub, Bub

Can anyone help me out with Ernie and Uncle Charley ?

opus · 07-28-2026, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Get a new hobby, Robby

Hop on a ship , Chip

Time to leave, Steve

Go to the Pub, Bub

Can anyone help me out with Ernie and Uncle Charley ?

Send her packing on a long journey, Ernie

Drive her away on a Harley, Charley

Zoneboy · 07-28-2026, 11:03 PM

Stay gone awhile, Pyle.
Grab a Jeep and turn the starter, Carter.
Come back later, Slater.
Just go away, Gray.
Go strike oil, Boyle.
Leave in a Tracker, Hacker.
Go where it's sunny, Bunny.
Get a new tan, Lou Ann.

Bonniegirl · 07-29-2026, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by opus

Send her packing on a long journey, Ernie

Drive her away on a Harley, Charley

Thank you.

Bonniegirl · 07-29-2026, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoneboy

Stay gone awhile, Pyle.
Grab a Jeep and turn the starter, Carter.
Come back later, Slater.
Just go away, Gray.
Go strike oil, Boyle.
Leave in a Tracker, Hacker.
Go where it's sunny, Bunny.
Get a new tan, Lou Ann.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-29-2026, 02:22 PM

Belch in her face, Trace.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-29-2026, 02:23 PM

Kick her out the door, Theodore.

opus · 07-29-2026, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Good one !!

Earlier there were a bunch of One Day At A Time ones but I didn’t see Max

Here’s a few

Chop her up with an ax, Max

Stuff her in some sacks, Max

Send her a break up fax, Max

Just run off after putting on your slacks, Max

Bonniegirl · 07-29-2026, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opus

Earlier there were a bunch of One Day At A Time ones but I didn’t see Max

Here’s a few

Chop her up with an ax, Max

Stuff her in some sacks, Max

Send her a break up fax, Max

Just run off after putting on your slacks, Max

Bonniegirl · 07-29-2026, 03:26 PM

Roll them out or stuff them in a barrel, Larry, Darryl and other brother Darryl !

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-29-2026, 04:53 PM

Tell him See ya, Sophia.
Move to the ranch, Blanche.
Punch him in the nose, Rose.
Don't hear his plea, Dorothy.
Kick her in the can, Stan.

Bonniegirl · 07-29-2026, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ThisLittlePiggy

Tell him See ya, Sophia.
Move to the ranch, Blanche.
Punch him in the nose, Rose.
Don't hear his plea, Dorothy.
Kick her in the can, Stan.

Zoneboy · 07-30-2026, 02:43 AM

Get outta sight, Snow White.
Hide under a rock, Doc.
Go see Opie, Dopey.
Ride like the wind so breezy, Sneezy.
Stay in a hotel that's creepy, Sleepy.
Just visit your pappy, Happy.
Sit at the bar and have a glassful, Bashful.
Take the road not bumpy, Grumpy.

07-28-2026, 10:05 PM	#76
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,830	Tell her you never will again, Gilligan Act like Jack the Ripper, Skipper Become an obsessor, Professor Go to him to injure, Ginger Make an evil plan, Mary Ann Be the worst one, Thurston Cage him up like a pet dove(y), Lovey

07-28-2026, 10:29 PM	#78
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,141	Get a new hobby, Robby Hop on a ship , Chip Time to leave, Steve Go to the Pub, Bub Can anyone help me out with Ernie and Uncle Charley ?

07-28-2026, 11:03 PM	#80
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,499	Stay gone awhile, Pyle. Grab a Jeep and turn the starter, Carter. Come back later, Slater. Just go away, Gray. Go strike oil, Boyle. Leave in a Tracker, Hacker. Go where it's sunny, Bunny. Get a new tan, Lou Ann.

07-29-2026, 02:22 PM	#83
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Belch in her face, Trace.

07-29-2026, 02:23 PM	#84
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Kick her out the door, Theodore.

07-29-2026, 03:26 PM	#87
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 66,141	Roll them out or stuff them in a barrel, Larry, Darryl and other brother Darryl !

07-29-2026, 04:53 PM	#88
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 86,040	Tell him See ya, Sophia. Move to the ranch, Blanche. Punch him in the nose, Rose. Don't hear his plea, Dorothy. Kick her in the can, Stan.

07-30-2026, 02:43 AM	#90
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,499	Get outta sight, Snow White. Hide under a rock, Doc. Go see Opie, Dopey. Ride like the wind so breezy, Sneezy. Stay in a hotel that's creepy, Sleepy. Just visit your pappy, Happy. Sit at the bar and have a glassful, Bashful. Take the road not bumpy, Grumpy.