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MA · 04-05-2026, 08:18 PM

"If you really want to know who someone is, watch what they do when no one’s watching." — Loki

icecream · 04-30-2026, 11:29 AM

"We have a grave to rob, and you're throwing a dinner party." -Remington Steele

MA · 05-01-2026, 08:32 AM

"If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation." — Mad Men

icecream · 06-06-2026, 12:29 AM

"If you don't know your Bible, you don't have a prayer." -Jeff Foxworthy on The American Bible Challenge

"The botanist is the rottenist."- Michael Taylor on My Two Dads

"You bribed a guy to get me on the ethics panel?" Josh Groban to Tony Danza-The Good Cop

"Randito Bandito" -Wilson on Home Improvement

icecream · 06-13-2026, 02:26 AM

"I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." -Joe Hackett on Wings

MA · 06-13-2026, 02:34 PM

"We all have battles to fight. The key is knowing how to fight them." — Raised by Wolves

icecream · 06-29-2026, 02:44 AM

"Meow! And now a word from our sponsors." -Cooper Manning on College Bowl

icecream · 06-30-2026, 06:54 PM

That's the most stupid, idiotic thing I've ever heard. Tell me more. -Mama's Family

icecream · 07-06-2026, 07:10 PM

"What kind of a city brags about bloody beans?" -Daphne Moon on Frasier

icecream · 07-07-2026, 02:52 AM

"God has given all of you the gift of common sense. Use it." -Jack McCoy to the jurors on Law & Order

icecream · 07-10-2026, 12:22 PM

"I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I could have gotten run out of town all by myself." Shelley Fabares's character to Jim Rockford on The Rockford Files

MA · 07-14-2026, 03:51 PM

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination." - The Twilight Zone

icecream · 07-16-2026, 11:27 AM

"That's not my department. Intelligence is something I try to avoid." -Major Frank Burns

Henry Blake: "I was never good with my hands."
Radar O'Reilly: "I guess that's why you became a surgeon."

04-05-2026, 08:18 PM	#46
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04-30-2026, 11:29 AM	#47
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05-01-2026, 08:32 AM	#48
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,000	"If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation." — Mad Men

06-06-2026, 12:29 AM	#49
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	"If you don't know your Bible, you don't have a prayer." -Jeff Foxworthy on The American Bible Challenge "The botanist is the rottenist."- Michael Taylor on My Two Dads "You bribed a guy to get me on the ethics panel?" Josh Groban to Tony Danza-The Good Cop "Randito Bandito" -Wilson on Home Improvement

06-13-2026, 02:26 AM	#50
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	"I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." -Joe Hackett on Wings

06-13-2026, 02:34 PM	#51
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,000	"We all have battles to fight. The key is knowing how to fight them." — Raised by Wolves

06-29-2026, 02:44 AM	#52
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	"Meow! And now a word from our sponsors." -Cooper Manning on College Bowl

06-30-2026, 06:54 PM	#53
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	That's the most stupid, idiotic thing I've ever heard. Tell me more. -Mama's Family

07-06-2026, 07:10 PM	#54
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	"What kind of a city brags about bloody beans?" -Daphne Moon on Frasier

07-07-2026, 02:52 AM	#55
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	"God has given all of you the gift of common sense. Use it." -Jack McCoy to the jurors on Law & Order

07-10-2026, 12:22 PM	#56
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	"I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I could have gotten run out of town all by myself." Shelley Fabares's character to Jim Rockford on The Rockford Files

07-14-2026, 03:51 PM	#57
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,000	"You unlock this door with the key of imagination." - The Twilight Zone

07-16-2026, 11:27 AM	#58
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,866	"That's not my department. Intelligence is something I try to avoid." -Major Frank Burns Henry Blake: "I was never good with my hands." Radar O'Reilly: "I guess that's why you became a surgeon."