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icecream · 01-20-2026, 07:07 PM

"Green must fight purple.
Purple must fight green." -Babylon 5

MA · 01-25-2026, 09:26 AM

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." — The Simpsons

ThisLittlePiggy · 01-25-2026, 06:09 PM

“More is lost by indecision than wrong decision.” —Tony Soprano in The Sopranos

MA · 01-27-2026, 09:27 AM

"History was not made by those who did what was expected of them. History was made by those who did what they had to, and lived with the consequences." — The Crown

icecream · 01-27-2026, 03:28 PM

"There's nothing more annoying than a corpse with a mind of its own." -Odo on Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

"For he's a jolly good undertaker, which no one who's dead can deny." -Columbo

MA · 01-28-2026, 09:22 AM

“Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.”

– Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

icecream · 01-28-2026, 03:20 PM

FRASIER: As usual Frasier has to save the day.
MARTIN: As usual Martin has to hear about it.

The Cranes of Maine have your living brain.

MA · 01-29-2026, 09:43 AM

Samantha Jones: "I love you, but I love me more".

Sex and the City

Mitty · 01-30-2026, 12:16 AM

Krusty the Clown: There are only two rules in TV: don't swear, and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science! - The Simpsons

MA · 01-31-2026, 09:21 AM

Moira Schitt: "What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But it was also wrong". - Schitt's Creek

Mitty · 02-02-2026, 07:12 PM

Ralph Kramden: THAT'S "SWANEE RIVER"!? - The Honeymooners

icecream · 02-02-2026, 07:17 PM

"I would have assumed she killed after mating." Niles Crane about Bebe Glazer on Frasier

icecream · 02-03-2026, 11:26 PM

"I'm glad your dead mother is alive." -Wild Cards

icecream · 02-04-2026, 10:00 PM

"I'm going to make Mary Tyler Moore look like the Bride of Frankenstein." -Barbara Cooper on One Day at a Time

MA · 02-05-2026, 04:21 PM

"Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part". - BoJack Horseman

01-20-2026, 07:07 PM	#1
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,608	TV Quotes "Green must fight purple. Purple must fight green." -Babylon 5
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01-25-2026, 09:26 AM	#2
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." — The Simpsons
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01-25-2026, 06:09 PM	#3
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	“More is lost by indecision than wrong decision.” —Tony Soprano in The Sopranos

01-27-2026, 09:27 AM	#4
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"History was not made by those who did what was expected of them. History was made by those who did what they had to, and lived with the consequences." — The Crown

01-27-2026, 03:28 PM	#5
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,608	"There's nothing more annoying than a corpse with a mind of its own." -Odo on Star Trek Deep Space Nine. "For he's a jolly good undertaker, which no one who's dead can deny." -Columbo

01-28-2026, 09:22 AM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	“Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.” – Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

01-28-2026, 03:20 PM	#7
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,608	FRASIER: As usual Frasier has to save the day. MARTIN: As usual Martin has to hear about it. The Cranes of Maine have your living brain.

01-29-2026, 09:43 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Samantha Jones: "I love you, but I love me more". Sex and the City

01-30-2026, 12:16 AM	#9
Mitty Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 19, 2025 Location: Loma Linda Posts: 188	Krusty the Clown: There are only two rules in TV: don't swear, and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science! - The Simpsons

01-31-2026, 09:21 AM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Moira Schitt: "What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But it was also wrong". - Schitt's Creek

02-02-2026, 07:12 PM	#11
Mitty Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 19, 2025 Location: Loma Linda Posts: 188	Ralph Kramden: THAT'S "SWANEE RIVER"!? - The Honeymooners

02-02-2026, 07:17 PM	#12
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,608	"I would have assumed she killed after mating." Niles Crane about Bebe Glazer on Frasier

02-03-2026, 11:26 PM	#13
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,608	"I'm glad your dead mother is alive." -Wild Cards

02-04-2026, 10:00 PM	#14
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,608	"I'm going to make Mary Tyler Moore look like the Bride of Frankenstein." -Barbara Cooper on One Day at a Time

02-05-2026, 04:21 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part". - BoJack Horseman