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Ohio8 · 03-24-2026, 05:28 PM

(The doorbell rings.)
Frank: "I'll get it."
Marie: "Who could that be?'
Frank: "Hopefully, the angel of death."

Ohio8 · 03-24-2026, 05:56 PM

Robert: "The only reason I'm here is because Ma knows I'm the same blood type as him."

Maria: "This is what a family does. We stick together, we support each other."

Doctor: "It's a form of hypertension, but he's perfectly alright."

Marie: "Frank, not now. It's late and I'm not in the mood."

Debra: "I knew one day this would happen."

Marie: "Next time this happens, I get to be there."

MA · 03-25-2026, 08:07 AM

Agent Garfield: Mrs. Barone, you seem like an intelligent woman.
Marie: Thank you. Have a cookie.
Agent Garfield: Do you really think that a mother interfering to the extent that you have could possibly help a man get a job with the FBI? There's something else going on.
Marie: He was supposed to retire! He's a year away from not being a police officer. Which means I could stop worrying about him every second of the day. I want him to be safe. Now he wants to go from one dangerous job to another? How long do I have to walk around with a knot in my stomach? Forever? I can't do it anymore. It's too much! ... But he wants this job. It'll make him happy. And he should be happy. So, yes, he should have this job. Please, give him this job.
Agent Garfield: I can't do that.
Marie: No. No, don't blame him, you can punish me! Put one of those tracking things on my legs so I can't get out of the house. And if you met my husband, you'd know that's punishment enough.

JO Sweet Heart · 03-25-2026, 05:18 PM

^^^ That was one of Marie's few good moments. When she said, "But he wants this job." that was her putting Robert's feelings before her own which almost never happened when it was considered how out of her way she always went for Ray.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 04-04-2026, 09:37 PM

Ray Barone: Nothing is ever good enough, and it's always our fault!
Frank Barone: Hey, you can't speak to your mother like that!
Ray Barone: You do!
Frank Barone: She's not my mother!

Ohio8 · 05-30-2026, 06:21 PM

Ray: "My first sex injury."

MA · 05-31-2026, 08:22 AM

"You want some real marriage advice? There's gonna be yelling! There's gonna be anger! Don't fight it, accept it! You keep your head down, and you plow through!" – Marie Barone

JO Sweet Heart · 06-01-2026, 07:39 PM

^^^ Marie-"This is experience. This is wisdom!" Frank-"This is juicy!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Ohio8 · 06-08-2026, 05:44 PM

Robert: "I'm a conned cop!"

MA · 06-09-2026, 06:22 PM

Debra: "You know what Ray, you can be there and I'll explain it to the both of you."

Ohio8 · 07-09-2026, 06:28 PM

Frank: "I like war."

MA · 07-10-2026, 05:13 PM

Robert: "Raymond, have you ever even met your wife? Do you know anything about her?"

JO Sweet Heart · 07-11-2026, 01:10 PM

^^^ I remember that moment. I believe it was when Raymond buys Debra the special edition copy of her favorite book. I love when Robert says, "I have an idea! Get out!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 07-14-2026, 02:57 PM

Frank Barone: "You don't leave a note. You just leave! We're looking all over for you!"

03-24-2026, 05:28 PM	#226
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	(The doorbell rings.) Frank: "I'll get it." Marie: "Who could that be?' Frank: "Hopefully, the angel of death."
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03-25-2026, 08:07 AM	#228
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Agent Garfield: Mrs. Barone, you seem like an intelligent woman. Marie: Thank you. Have a cookie. Agent Garfield: Do you really think that a mother interfering to the extent that you have could possibly help a man get a job with the FBI? There's something else going on. Marie: He was supposed to retire! He's a year away from not being a police officer. Which means I could stop worrying about him every second of the day. I want him to be safe. Now he wants to go from one dangerous job to another? How long do I have to walk around with a knot in my stomach? Forever? I can't do it anymore. It's too much! ... But he wants this job. It'll make him happy. And he should be happy. So, yes, he should have this job. Please, give him this job. Agent Garfield: I can't do that. Marie: No. No, don't blame him, you can punish me! Put one of those tracking things on my legs so I can't get out of the house. And if you met my husband, you'd know that's punishment enough.
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03-25-2026, 05:18 PM	#229
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	^^^ That was one of Marie's few good moments. When she said, "But he wants this job." that was her putting Robert's feelings before her own which almost never happened when it was considered how out of her way she always went for Ray. God bless you always!!! Holly
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03-24-2026, 05:56 PM	#227
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Robert: "The only reason I'm here is because Ma knows I'm the same blood type as him." Maria: "This is what a family does. We stick together, we support each other." Doctor: "It's a form of hypertension, but he's perfectly alright." Marie: "Frank, not now. It's late and I'm not in the mood." Debra: "I knew one day this would happen." Marie: "Next time this happens, I get to be there."

04-04-2026, 09:37 PM	#230
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Ray Barone: Nothing is ever good enough, and it's always our fault! Frank Barone: Hey, you can't speak to your mother like that! Ray Barone: You do! Frank Barone: She's not my mother!

05-30-2026, 06:21 PM	#231
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Ray: "My first sex injury."

05-31-2026, 08:22 AM	#232
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	"You want some real marriage advice? There's gonna be yelling! There's gonna be anger! Don't fight it, accept it! You keep your head down, and you plow through!" – Marie Barone

06-01-2026, 07:39 PM	#233
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	^^^ Marie-"This is experience. This is wisdom!" Frank-"This is juicy!" God bless you always!!! Holly

06-08-2026, 05:44 PM	#234
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Robert: "I'm a conned cop!"

06-09-2026, 06:22 PM	#235
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Debra: "You know what Ray, you can be there and I'll explain it to the both of you."

07-09-2026, 06:28 PM	#236
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Frank: "I like war."

07-10-2026, 05:13 PM	#237
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Robert: "Raymond, have you ever even met your wife? Do you know anything about her?"

07-11-2026, 01:10 PM	#238
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,897	^^^ I remember that moment. I believe it was when Raymond buys Debra the special edition copy of her favorite book. I love when Robert says, "I have an idea! Get out!" God bless you always!!! Holly

07-14-2026, 02:57 PM	#239
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,706	Frank Barone: "You don't leave a note. You just leave! We're looking all over for you!"