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Rebel Queen 1980 · 05-23-2005, 11:49 PM

Hi,I was wondering wnere I could find quotes to the show,I think the
show was so hilarious!,I would love to read the quotes over again
if anybody has any!,My only so far has been www.imdb.com.

chicorex · 04-09-2007, 04:58 AM

Marie: I'm not just a trophy wife.
Frank: Trophy wife? What contest in h*ll did I win??

Frank: Kill is going to Debra you.

Ohio8 · 06-21-2007, 05:55 PM

Robert: "You're number one, Raymond, you're number one!!!"

Ohio8 · 06-23-2007, 11:48 PM

Debra: "It's not about winning and losing." Ray: "You know who says that? The loser."

Ohio8 · 06-05-2009, 09:35 PM

Peggy: "And the third prize..." Ray: "You're out of the troop."

Ohio8 · 10-14-2009, 08:19 PM

(Frank is staring at Marie's sculpture.) Janitor (to Frank): "If you ask me it looks like a --" (He whispers something in Frank's ear and leaves.) Frank (nearly twenty seconds later): "Holy crap."

sbw · 04-29-2010, 08:35 AM

There's a collection of Everybody Loves Raymond quotes at http://funnytvquotes.com/.

Ohio8 · 05-08-2010, 11:18 PM

Marie: "...who keeps pornography for 29 years?" Frank: "Anyone married to you."

Ohio8 · 05-09-2010, 03:02 PM

Marie: "You think I was born yesterday?" Frank: "Anyone?'

Ohio8 · 05-22-2010, 07:46 PM

(Marie's just been accidentally spray painted.) Frank (walking by): "That's gonna need another coat."

tooltime1987 · 05-12-2013, 10:27 AM

Marie: Look Frank a party.
Frank: Holy Crap.

Ohio8 · 03-15-2014, 03:42 PM

Frank: "All kids are annoying."

JO Sweet Heart · 08-05-2014, 05:19 PM

I love this Frank/Marie exchange from the episode named The Author: "Are you messing with my head?" "Well, I can't mess with your hair."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

AB · 08-06-2014, 04:20 PM

(Debra to Ray)

Debra - "You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot?"

AB · 08-06-2014, 04:23 PM

Ray - "You said you didn't know me?"
Debra - "You were stuffing your pants with food!"
Ray - "So? I'm your husband, you're supposed to love me no matter what's in my pants!"

05-23-2005, 11:49 PM	#1
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	ELR Quotes Hi,I was wondering wnere I could find quotes to the show,I think the show was so hilarious!,I would love to read the quotes over again if anybody has any!,My only so far has been www.imdb.com.

06-23-2007, 11:48 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Debra: "It's not about winning and losing." Ray: "You know who says that? The loser."
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10-14-2009, 08:19 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Frank is staring at Marie's sculpture.) Janitor (to Frank): "If you ask me it looks like a --" (He whispers something in Frank's ear and leaves.) Frank (nearly twenty seconds later): "Holy crap."
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04-29-2010, 08:35 AM	#7
sbw Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 29, 2010 Posts: 8	There's a collection of Everybody Loves Raymond quotes at http://funnytvquotes.com/.
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05-12-2013, 10:27 AM	#11
tooltime1987 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 03, 2013 Location: Easthampton,MA Posts: 559	ELR Quotes Marie: Look Frank a party. Frank: Holy Crap.
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04-09-2007, 04:58 AM	#2
chicorex Member Forum Cub Join Date: Apr 05, 2007 Location: Honolulu Posts: 2	Marie: I'm not just a trophy wife. Frank: Trophy wife? What contest in h*ll did I win?? Frank: Kill is going to Debra you.

06-21-2007, 05:55 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Robert: "You're number one, Raymond, you're number one!!!"

06-05-2009, 09:35 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Peggy: "And the third prize..." Ray: "You're out of the troop."

05-08-2010, 11:18 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Marie: "...who keeps pornography for 29 years?" Frank: "Anyone married to you."

05-09-2010, 03:02 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Marie: "You think I was born yesterday?" Frank: "Anyone?'

05-22-2010, 07:46 PM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(Marie's just been accidentally spray painted.) Frank (walking by): "That's gonna need another coat."

03-15-2014, 03:42 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Frank: "All kids are annoying."
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08-05-2014, 05:19 PM	#13
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,832	I love this Frank/Marie exchange from the episode named The Author: "Are you messing with my head?" "Well, I can't mess with your hair." God bless you always!!! Holly
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08-06-2014, 04:20 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	(Debra to Ray) Debra - "You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot?"

08-06-2014, 04:23 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Ray - "You said you didn't know me?" Debra - "You were stuffing your pants with food!" Ray - "So? I'm your husband, you're supposed to love me no matter what's in my pants!"