Quotes

[ThisLittlePiggy]

- One thing, Wilbur.
- Yeah?

When we take that first
jump, keep your eyes open

because mine are
gonna be closed.

Oh, Ed.

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Ed, you're supposed to
jump over the hedge, not eat it.

Well, it looked so high,

I thought I'd nibble
it down a few feet.

[MA]

Wilbur Post: "What kind of name is Ed for a horse?"

Mister Ed: "What kind of name is Wilbur for a man?"

[ThisLittlePiggy]

This trip is for men only.
You mean you want to
leave Kay and Carol at home?
Exactly.
We don't need our wives. We'll
have the marlin. And they talk less.
- The trouble with you is
you're henpecked.
- I am not!
I wear the pants in my family.
That's the spirit. And be firm.

[MA]

Wilbur Post: Ed, you have run away for the last time! I'm going to lock you in your stall.

Mister Ed: Don't do that Wilbur! I suffer from claustrophobia!

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Mister Ed: Wilbur, I'm attending college because I want to become a P.H.D.
Wilbur Post: P.H.D.?
Mister Ed: Palomino Horse Doctor.

[MA]

Mister Ed: "Well, time to hit the hay... oh I forgot, I ate it!"

[ThisLittlePiggy]

I wouldn't believe
that horse could talk

if the two of you stood
there and sang a duet!

[MA]

Mister Ed: I love Christmas. Wilbur is so full of the spirit of giving, and I'm so full of the spirit of receiving.

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Wilbur, you're
right. I'm a beast.

Oh, it's not too late, Roger.

When she gets here,
show her loving kindness.

Buy her candy, flowers.
Make her feel welcome.

After all, you and Kay are
the only happiness she has.

I'll do it, Wilbur.

I'll buy a big
bouquet... $5.00 worth.

[Mister Ed sniveling]

[MA]

Wilbur Post: [after Mister Ed makes a great shot in a ring toss game] Good throw, Ed! I bet you're also good at pitching horseshoes!
Mister Ed: No, Wilbur, I don't play horseshoes.
Wilbur Post: Really? Why not?
Mister Ed: Because Mom always taught us kids not to throw our clothes around!

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Now, look, Carol, I don't
want any arguments.

We are dining out,
and that is an order.