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tvscript124 · 06-01-2026, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MA

Jack: They're right there. Their face is right in my face. I don't know why. I don't want to know. I don't want to know what they want. They're saying things. In my head they're saying, "Don't be afraid." They say, "Do what we say. Just do what we say".

The Allagash Four segment now has a lot of questions attached to it like some of the iconic UM segments, but at the time, UM went on the information it had. I agree with you, those lines are classic.

WishfulDreamer · 06-01-2026, 05:51 PM

"Were you and she intimately involved?"
"Nooooo."
"Were you and she intimately involved?"
"...Yes."

mwcarolina · 06-01-2026, 08:00 PM

Another memorable line for me was done by the actor who played Jim in the Susan Harrison case. The line was, “Susan, you’re being bad again” if he legit said that, I’d question his “story”

MA · 06-02-2026, 08:32 AM

Charlie: It’s like a doctor's office. I get that, it’s cold like a doctor’s office is cold. They put the panel over your chest. Then they scrape your arms and your chest, your legs and thighs. We shouldn’t be here. I just—I just keep thinking, "I want to be back in the canoe".

tvscript124 · 06-02-2026, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MA

Charlie: It’s like a doctor's office. I get that, it’s cold like a doctor’s office is cold. They put the panel over your chest. Then they scrape your arms and your chest, your legs and thighs. We shouldn’t be here. I just—I just keep thinking, "I want to be back in the canoe".

Those words are chilling, but the images combined with the voiceover? Beyond creepy.

MA · 06-03-2026, 07:54 AM

Chuck: I see some sort of device on him. They've got a–this looks like a silvery, it looks like the– like it's got curves on it. It's almost like– like it sucks something. He's got his head tipped way back. It's almost like he's in pain. We're–we can't help him. All we can do is watch him.

tvscript124 · 06-04-2026, 04:23 PM

Robert Stack in the RFK assassination segment. "Under ordinary circumstances, we would not film a reenactment of the murder of a United States senator." Memorable for Robert Stack's even-handed delivery.

06-02-2026, 08:32 AM	#1309
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Charlie: It’s like a doctor's office. I get that, it’s cold like a doctor’s office is cold. They put the panel over your chest. Then they scrape your arms and your chest, your legs and thighs. We shouldn’t be here. I just—I just keep thinking, "I want to be back in the canoe".
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06-01-2026, 05:51 PM	#1307
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,865	"Were you and she intimately involved?" "Nooooo." "Were you and she intimately involved?" "...Yes."

06-01-2026, 08:00 PM	#1308
mwcarolina Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 01, 2010 Location: nc Posts: 440	Another memorable line for me was done by the actor who played Jim in the Susan Harrison case. The line was, “Susan, you’re being bad again” if he legit said that, I’d question his “story”

06-03-2026, 07:54 AM	#1311
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Chuck: I see some sort of device on him. They've got a–this looks like a silvery, it looks like the– like it's got curves on it. It's almost like– like it sucks something. He's got his head tipped way back. It's almost like he's in pain. We're–we can't help him. All we can do is watch him.

06-04-2026, 04:23 PM	#1312
tvscript124 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 01, 2024 Posts: 498	Robert Stack in the RFK assassination segment. "Under ordinary circumstances, we would not film a reenactment of the murder of a United States senator." Memorable for Robert Stack's even-handed delivery.