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AB · 07-20-2021, 08:44 PM

Mary, Ted & Rhoda:

MA · 07-27-2021, 07:54 AM

“Ted: [lamenting at the party that he isn't where he should be in life] I might as well face it. I'm a no-talent!

Murray: Did somebody put truth serum in the punch?”

AB · 09-29-2021, 07:26 PM

Rhoda speaking to Phyllis:

Ohio8 · 10-16-2021, 06:04 PM

(First line of the series.)
Phyllis: "Well, Mary, what do you think?"

MA · 11-23-2021, 01:35 PM

“Ted: [lamenting at the party that he isn't where he should be in life] I might as well face it. I'm a no-talent!

Murray: Did somebody put truth serum in the punch?”

AB · 01-04-2022, 11:46 PM

Rhoda:

AB · 01-04-2022, 11:50 PM

Sue Ann:

GameShowFan · 01-21-2022, 09:09 PM

I wish I knew which episode this came from, but...

Murray: "Ted, do you have that 2 dollars that you owe me?"

Ted: "Sure, Murr....do you have change for a FIVE-HUNDRED?"

MA · 04-05-2026, 08:11 AM

Mary Richards: If it weren't for the rotten things that happen in this world we couldn't put on the news show. We should be grateful to all the people who do those rotten things. We should stop them in the streets and say, "Thank you Mr. Mugger, thank you Mr. Thief, thank you Mr. Maniac."

ThisLittlePiggy · 04-05-2026, 02:44 PM

Lou: Mary, where are the idiot cards?
Ted: Cue cards, Lou! Cue Cards!
Lou: Excuse me, Ted. Mary, could you please give those cue cards to this idiot?

MA · 05-13-2026, 08:36 AM

Lou Grant: You know, Mary, you've got spunk.
Mary Richards: Why, thank you, Mr. Grant.
Lou Grant: I hate spunk.

07-20-2021, 08:44 PM	#91
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Mary, Ted & Rhoda: Attached Images

07-27-2021, 07:54 AM	#92
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,092	“Ted: [lamenting at the party that he isn't where he should be in life] I might as well face it. I'm a no-talent! Murray: Did somebody put truth serum in the punch?”
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09-29-2021, 07:26 PM	#93
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rhoda speaking to Phyllis: Attached Images

10-16-2021, 06:04 PM	#94
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	(First line of the series.) Phyllis: "Well, Mary, what do you think?"
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

01-04-2022, 11:46 PM	#96
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Rhoda: Attached Images

11-23-2021, 01:35 PM	#95
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,092	“Ted: [lamenting at the party that he isn't where he should be in life] I might as well face it. I'm a no-talent! Murray: Did somebody put truth serum in the punch?”

01-04-2022, 11:50 PM	#97
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Sue Ann: Attached Images

01-21-2022, 09:09 PM	#98
GameShowFan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2019 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 32	I wish I knew which episode this came from, but... Murray: "Ted, do you have that 2 dollars that you owe me?" Ted: "Sure, Murr....do you have change for a FIVE-HUNDRED?"

04-05-2026, 08:11 AM	#99
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,092	Mary Richards: If it weren't for the rotten things that happen in this world we couldn't put on the news show. We should be grateful to all the people who do those rotten things. We should stop them in the streets and say, "Thank you Mr. Mugger, thank you Mr. Thief, thank you Mr. Maniac."

04-05-2026, 02:44 PM	#100
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,150	Lou: Mary, where are the idiot cards? Ted: Cue cards, Lou! Cue Cards! Lou: Excuse me, Ted. Mary, could you please give those cue cards to this idiot?

05-13-2026, 08:36 AM	#101
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,092	Lou Grant: You know, Mary, you've got spunk. Mary Richards: Why, thank you, Mr. Grant. Lou Grant: I hate spunk.