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ClassicSitcomsGirl · 06-17-2005, 07:22 PM

Okay,okay..I know i have posted soo many threads(lol)but i LOVE posting threads like these!Okay,i did fave episodes,but what are your fave TMTMS quotes?One of mine is in my sig...anybody else?

ClassicTVGal · 06-20-2005, 04:05 PM

I have so many. But I'll go with one: "Eric this is my friend, Rhoda Morgenstern. Rhoda this is Eric Shrimp." That is one of my all-time favorite lines .... since I was young.

KennedyDean · 07-03-2005, 09:27 PM

I LOVE THAT ONE!!!! I watch it over and over again and just can't get enough.

OKCRay · 07-21-2006, 02:16 AM

One of my favorites is when Mary and Rhoda are shopping in that boutique in the ANGELS IN THE SNOW episode, and they realize how they have transcended the "young and hip" generation gap. Rhoda comes across a rack with some greeting cards and booklets on it.

A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO'S FRIENDLY

"A friend is someone who's friendly" (turns page)
"...even when it's raining" (turns page)
"... even when it's night time" (turns page)
"... even when it's snowing" (turns page)
"... even when it isn't".

(looks at back cover) $3.50!!!

Steve M. · 06-10-2010, 10:03 PM

Mary answers Rhoda's questions on the phone with words beginning with the letter "A" for Yes or words beginning with the letter "B" for No to abvoid giveing Rhoda away to Mrs. Morgenstern, who's in Mary's apartment. When Mary gives Rhoda away by accident and Rhoda asks her if Mrs. Morgenstern knows Rhoda is upstairs, Mary says, "Al . . . abama!"

Alphanumeric · 06-22-2010, 08:39 PM

Rhoda: "This is my date, Mr. and Mrs. Armond Linten."

Mary: "I've been around. Well, maybe I haven't been around, but I've been nearby."

Alphanumeric · 06-22-2010, 08:40 PM

Oh - oh - also from "Angels in the Snow" -
Ted: "I got consummated!" Lou: "Did you take something for it?"

Marvo301 · 06-22-2010, 09:00 PM

I've always liked Chuckles the Clown's favorite saying. "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

Larry Surrell · 06-22-2010, 09:56 PM

One of my favorites is a Murray quote from "Will Mary Richards Go to Jail?"

Ted: Who am I (doing a James Cagney impersonation), "I'm not gonna eat this slop, see? I'm bustin' outta here."

Murray: Sue Ann's first husband?

Steve M. · 06-26-2010, 10:54 PM

"Feeb!"

ClassicTVGal · 09-12-2010, 08:00 PM

A kind of "new" favorite:

Rhoda (To Phyllis): "She already did a service for mankind, by hanging up on you."

Steve M. · 02-25-2012, 08:26 PM

Rhoda on one of her dates: "Can you believe it? A man who's never had Chinese food in his life?"

jmann · 02-26-2012, 07:21 AM

Mary : Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything.
Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all

Rhoda (staring at a piece of candy) I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

Steve M. · 02-26-2012, 06:13 PM

Rhoda: "Your mother gives you Midwestern love. My mother gives me Bronx love. There's a lot of guilt involved in that!"

That may be more of a paraphrase . . .

Ilst331 · 08-28-2013, 02:26 AM

I am looking for two quotes. Which episode does Mary say that "she's been around" and then which episode does she tell Ted to stuff his sock down his throat?

06-17-2005, 07:22 PM	#1
ClassicSitcomsGirl My Nicky Frequent Poster Join Date: May 01, 2005 Location: WJM/Back of the A-Team van/CSI:LV Lab Posts: 160	Fave Quotes Okay,okay..I know i have posted soo many threads(lol)but i LOVE posting threads like these!Okay,i did fave episodes,but what are your fave TMTMS quotes?One of mine is in my sig...anybody else?
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06-20-2005, 04:05 PM	#2
ClassicTVGal Traveler Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 26, 2004 Posts: 3,457	I have so many. But I'll go with one: "Eric this is my friend, Rhoda Morgenstern. Rhoda this is Eric Shrimp." That is one of my all-time favorite lines .... since I was young.
	Last edited by ClassicTVGal; 01-07-2010 at 03:45 PM.

07-03-2005, 09:27 PM	#3
KennedyDean Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 88	I LOVE THAT ONE!!!! I watch it over and over again and just can't get enough.
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07-21-2006, 02:16 AM	#4
OKCRay Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 18, 2003 Location: Area 51 Posts: 328	One of my favorites is when Mary and Rhoda are shopping in that boutique in the ANGELS IN THE SNOW episode, and they realize how they have transcended the "young and hip" generation gap. Rhoda comes across a rack with some greeting cards and booklets on it. A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO'S FRIENDLY "*A friend is someone who's friendly"* (turns page) *"...even when it's raining"* (turns page) *"... even when it's night time"* (turns page) *"... even when it's snowing"* (turns page) *"... even when it isn't".* (looks at back cover) *$3.50!!!*
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06-10-2010, 10:03 PM	#5
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,193	Mary answers Rhoda's questions on the phone with words beginning with the letter "A" for Yes or words beginning with the letter "B" for No to abvoid giveing Rhoda away to Mrs. Morgenstern, who's in Mary's apartment. When Mary gives Rhoda away by accident and Rhoda asks her if Mrs. Morgenstern knows Rhoda is upstairs, Mary says, "Al . . . abama!"
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06-22-2010, 08:39 PM	#6
Alphanumeric Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 12, 2009 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 22	Rhoda: "This is my date, Mr. and Mrs. Armond Linten." Mary: "I've been around. Well, maybe I haven't been around, but I've been nearby."

06-22-2010, 08:40 PM	#7
Alphanumeric Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 12, 2009 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 22	Oh - oh - also from "Angels in the Snow" - Ted: "I got consummated!" Lou: "Did you take something for it?"

06-22-2010, 09:00 PM	#8
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,450	I've always liked Chuckles the Clown's favorite saying. "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."
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06-22-2010, 09:56 PM	#9
Larry Surrell Ed M. 1918-2006 RIP Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 27, 2003 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 702	One of my favorites is a Murray quote from "Will Mary Richards Go to Jail?" Ted: Who am I (doing a James Cagney impersonation), "I'm not gonna eat this slop, see? I'm bustin' outta here." Murray: Sue Ann's first husband?

06-26-2010, 10:54 PM	#10
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,193	"Feeb!"

09-12-2010, 08:00 PM	#11
ClassicTVGal Traveler Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 26, 2004 Posts: 3,457	A kind of "new" favorite: *Rhoda (To Phyllis): "She already did a service for mankind, by hanging up on you."*

02-25-2012, 08:26 PM	#12
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,193	Rhoda on one of her dates: "Can you believe it? A man who's never had Chinese food in his life?"

02-26-2012, 07:21 AM	#13
jmann Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 24, 2011 Posts: 66	Mary : Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything. Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all Rhoda (staring at a piece of candy) I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.

02-26-2012, 06:13 PM	#14
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,193	Rhoda: "Your mother gives you Midwestern love. My mother gives me Bronx love. There's a lot of guilt involved in that!" That may be more of a paraphrase . . .

08-28-2013, 02:26 AM	#15
Ilst331 Member First Time Poster Join Date: Aug 28, 2013 Posts: 1	Looking for 2 quotes I am looking for two quotes. Which episode does Mary say that "she's been around" and then which episode does she tell Ted to stuff his sock down his throat?