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tcr1701 · 02-18-2022, 03:56 PM

Grand-mama: Weddings are such fun.

Morticia: Yes, especially when everyone cries.

Ohio8 · 02-25-2022, 08:59 PM

Grandmama: "Argue with the ball."

MA · 02-26-2022, 02:22 PM

Morticia: Dear Mr. Hollister... We should send him something. I have it! Some of Mama's candied porcupine.
Gomez: Ah, the simple things are the best.

Ohio8 · 04-09-2022, 01:35 PM

Gomez: "I like a man who isn't too proud to be grateful."

Gomez: "Ahhh. The simple things are the best."

MA · 04-26-2022, 12:31 PM

Gomez: We must not indulge fear. I remember my Cousin Blob, deathly afraid of ghosts.
Morticia: Ghosts?
Gomez: Now he's one himself.
Morticia: Ah yes... I hear him on dark, stormy nights.
Gomez: Oh darling, those strange sounds from the attic aren't Cousin Blob.
Morticia: No?
Gomez: They're Grandma Squint. You can tell from her superb cackle.
Morticia: Ah yes... like music to my ears.

AB · 04-26-2022, 07:28 PM

Morticia:

Ohio8 · 04-30-2022, 05:42 PM

Gomez: "I don't know the melody but I loove the words."

Morticia: "Yes, the words are the best part."

Gomez: "I knew it. It's her kind of place."

Ohio8 · 04-30-2022, 05:58 PM

Morticia: (sarcastically)"Fine gratitude."

Gomez: "Iii like a man who's not too proud to be grateful."

MA · 05-05-2022, 07:27 AM

Melancholia: [explaining the reason for her surprise visit] It's Fred, my intended.
Morticia: He jilted you.
Melancholia: Well, I can't really say. He just took back his ring, sold his farm and joined the Foreign Legion.
Gomez: That is kind of indefinite.

Ohio8 · 08-01-2022, 11:40 PM

Gomez: "Leonardo DaVinci NEVER did anything like that."

MA · 08-17-2022, 09:21 AM

Uncle Fester: [back from his first day as an insurance salesman] I tried. I knocked on every door in my territory. I was dynamic. I was personable, charming, AND magnetic but it wasn't any use. Oh, my career is ruined. I'm all washed up.
[Fester plods off to his room]
Gomez: I have a feeling all's not well with Fester.
Morticia: It's hard to tell. He puts up such a brave front.

Ohio8 · 08-30-2023, 09:02 PM

Gomez: "I doubt it. Itt likes to climb through the window."

(Cousin Itt tells a joke.)
Gomez: "I didn't get the last line."
Morticia: "And then Marie Antoinette says, 'Operator, I've been cut off.'"
Gomez: "You know, it's not the joke, though, it's the way he tells it."

Morticia: "Cousin Itt is quite a prize."

Gomez: "Good thing I drew that check on the wrong bank."

Morticia: (to Gomez)"Did you sleep well?"
Gomez: "I had the funniest nightmare."
Morticia: "You do look nice and rested."

MA · 05-13-2026, 08:25 AM

Gomez: Darling, there's something I was hoping I didn't have to tell you. The other afternoon, I saw Pugsley playing with a bat.
Morticia: A bat? Oh, well that's more like our boy.
Gomez: A baseball bat. It's a game, played outdoors... in the sun.

02-25-2022, 08:59 PM	#92
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Grandmama: "Argue with the ball."
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02-26-2022, 02:22 PM	#93
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Morticia: Dear Mr. Hollister... We should send him something. I have it! Some of Mama's candied porcupine. Gomez: Ah, the simple things are the best.
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04-26-2022, 07:28 PM	#96
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02-18-2022, 03:56 PM	#91
tcr1701 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2012 Posts: 461	Grand-mama: Weddings are such fun. Morticia: Yes, especially when everyone cries.

04-09-2022, 01:35 PM	#94
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Gomez: "I like a man who isn't too proud to be grateful." Gomez: "Ahhh. The simple things are the best."

04-26-2022, 12:31 PM	#95
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Gomez: We must not indulge fear. I remember my Cousin Blob, deathly afraid of ghosts. Morticia: Ghosts? Gomez: Now he's one himself. Morticia: Ah yes... I hear him on dark, stormy nights. Gomez: Oh darling, those strange sounds from the attic aren't Cousin Blob. Morticia: No? Gomez: They're Grandma Squint. You can tell from her superb cackle. Morticia: Ah yes... like music to my ears.

04-30-2022, 05:42 PM	#97
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Gomez: "I don't know the melody but I loove the words." Morticia: "Yes, the words are the best part." Gomez: "I knew it. It's her kind of place."

04-30-2022, 05:58 PM	#98
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Morticia: (sarcastically)"Fine gratitude." Gomez: "Iii like a man who's not too proud to be grateful."

05-05-2022, 07:27 AM	#99
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Melancholia: [explaining the reason for her surprise visit] It's Fred, my intended. Morticia: He jilted you. Melancholia: Well, I can't really say. He just took back his ring, sold his farm and joined the Foreign Legion. Gomez: That is kind of indefinite.

08-01-2022, 11:40 PM	#100
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Gomez: "Leonardo DaVinci NEVER did anything like that."

08-17-2022, 09:21 AM	#101
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Uncle Fester: [back from his first day as an insurance salesman] I tried. I knocked on every door in my territory. I was dynamic. I was personable, charming, AND magnetic but it wasn't any use. Oh, my career is ruined. I'm all washed up. [Fester plods off to his room] Gomez: I have a feeling all's not well with Fester. Morticia: It's hard to tell. He puts up such a brave front.

08-30-2023, 09:02 PM	#102
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Gomez: "I doubt it. Itt likes to climb through the window." (Cousin Itt tells a joke.) Gomez: "I didn't get the last line." Morticia: "And then Marie Antoinette says, 'Operator, I've been cut off.'" Gomez: "You know, it's not the joke, though, it's the way he tells it." Morticia: "Cousin Itt is quite a prize." Gomez: "Good thing I drew that check on the wrong bank." Morticia: (to Gomez)"Did you sleep well?" Gomez: "I had the funniest nightmare." Morticia: "You do look nice and rested."

05-13-2026, 08:25 AM	#103
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Gomez: Darling, there's something I was hoping I didn't have to tell you. The other afternoon, I saw Pugsley playing with a bat. Morticia: A bat? Oh, well that's more like our boy. Gomez: A baseball bat. It's a game, played outdoors... in the sun.