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AB · 04-06-2015, 03:55 PM

Post quotes and lines from The Addams Family.

(Morticia to Gomez)

Morticia:" I've been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg."

AB · 04-06-2015, 03:57 PM

Morticia -"Think of Romeo and Juliet."
Gomez - "They died!"
Morticia -"Oh, but what fun they had those last three days."

Ohio8 · 04-08-2015, 10:10 PM

Gomez (to Morticia): "You see? Our man's a politician of the old school."

AB · 04-09-2015, 04:48 PM

Wednesday - "Either that's Grandma-ma or Santa Claus is a woman."
Pugsley - "Either that or Grandma-ma's a man."

AB · 04-19-2015, 06:26 PM

Lurch: "You rang?"

Ohio8 · 04-07-2017, 06:01 PM

Gomez: "Fester, you've never looked better."

Ohio8 · 10-31-2017, 09:43 PM

Fester: "Why, Gomez! You're the Michelangelo of Halloween pumpkins!"

Ohio8 · 02-26-2018, 05:43 PM

Digby: "With opportunities like that, I think I'll shoot myself."
Gomez: "That's the way I run all my entities."

Ohio8 · 02-26-2018, 05:44 PM

Fester: "I taught Lurch everything he knows about cheatin'."

Edison · 04-29-2018, 01:42 AM

Morticia :

Edison · 04-29-2018, 11:25 PM

Morticia : I know the effect you have on the opposite sex.
Gomez : Sometimes it frightens ME.
Morticia : I live in constant fear that some woman will steal you away from me.

AB · 04-30-2018, 12:23 PM

A Morticia quote:

MA · 04-30-2018, 07:43 PM

Morticia: Look at Mr. Addams. He's always developing outside interests.

Gomez: Right now I have the most enviable collection of coroner's reports in the neighborhood.

AB · 05-01-2018, 04:57 PM

A Uncle Fester quote:

MA · 05-01-2018, 07:08 PM

Wednesday: Either that's Grandmamma or Santa Claus is a woman.

Pugsley: Either that or Grandmama's a man.

04-06-2015, 03:55 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	The Addams Family lines and quotes Post quotes and lines from The Addams Family. (Morticia to Gomez) Morticia:" I've been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg."

04-08-2015, 10:10 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Gomez (to Morticia): "You see? Our man's a politician of the old school."
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04-07-2017, 06:01 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Gomez: "Fester, you've never looked better." Attached Images
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04-29-2018, 01:42 AM	#10
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Morticia : Attached Images

04-29-2018, 11:25 PM	#11
Edison Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 01, 2006 Posts: 2,430	Morticia : I know the effect you have on the opposite sex. Gomez : Sometimes it frightens ME. Morticia : I live in constant fear that some woman will steal you away from me. Attached Images

04-06-2015, 03:57 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Morticia -"Think of Romeo and Juliet." Gomez - "They died!" Morticia -"Oh, but what fun they had those last three days."

04-09-2015, 04:48 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Wednesday - "Either that's Grandma-ma or Santa Claus is a woman." Pugsley - "Either that or Grandma-ma's a man."

04-19-2015, 06:26 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Lurch: "You rang?"

10-31-2017, 09:43 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Fester: "Why, Gomez! You're the Michelangelo of Halloween pumpkins!"

02-26-2018, 05:43 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Digby: "With opportunities like that, I think I'll shoot myself." Gomez: "That's the way I run all my entities."

02-26-2018, 05:44 PM	#9
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Fester: "I taught Lurch everything he knows about cheatin'."

04-30-2018, 12:23 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Morticia quote: Attached Images

04-30-2018, 07:43 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Morticia: Look at Mr. Addams. He's always developing outside interests. Gomez: Right now I have the most enviable collection of coroner's reports in the neighborhood.
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05-01-2018, 04:57 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Uncle Fester quote: Attached Images

05-01-2018, 07:08 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Wednesday: Either that's Grandmamma or Santa Claus is a woman. Pugsley: Either that or Grandmama's a man.