Favorite Quotes

[MA]

"It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed."

[ThisLittlePiggy]

The minute I croak, they're
gonna come and take me apart.

This body that you love.

You won't have nothin' to
bury of me but a hat and a cigar.

[MA]

Archie: You go off and leave me here with nobody home.
Edith: Mike was here.
Archie: Like I said, nobody was home.

[ThisLittlePiggy]

Archie, don't you understand?
Edith is like a flower.

A late bloomer who's just
beginning to blossom.

Irene, that's beautiful!

That stinks.

You wanna bloom, Irene,
then go ahead and bloom,

but do it in your own pot, huh?

[MA]

Mike Stivic: We're going to see something you know nothing about: culture.
[Shows him the art exhibit book]
Archie Bunker: Oh ho ho, look at this. No wonder he's getting himself so excited, it's one of his own here: A Polack art exhibit.
Mike Stivic: That's 'Pollock'. Jackson Pollock. He happens to be a great American artist.
Archie Bunker: Well he sure paints Polish. Look at this: he splashes and smears the paint over everything here. What do you mean? A monkey could do that. A great American artist? There ain't a tree or a flag or a president in the whole damn book.
Mike Stivic: I'd explain it to you, Arch, but first you'd have to move your brain ahead two centuries.
Archie Bunker: Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?
Mike Stivic: Ha, you can't even get that right! It's take a long walk off a short pier.
Archie Bunker: Then do that.

[Dude111]

Archie: "Go Stifile yourself"

[MA]

Mike Stivic: In today's society, people throw things out because they don't work.
Archie Bunker: Well, you don't work. Maybe we should throw you out.