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Ohio8 · 06-18-2025, 11:19 PM

Fran: "I want to be Lucy in the sky with the diamonds."

Ohio8 · 06-19-2025, 05:29 PM

Niles: "And the nights are six months long."

Fran: "Since Gracie doesn't like to sleep alone."

Yetta: "Franny. You should go to Hawaii."

Val: "Jack Abbott's doin' a love scene with a certain tramp from high school."

Niles: "Oh, God. Is there a bigger buffoon in this world?"

Ohio8 · 06-19-2025, 05:35 PM

Sylvia: (to Maxwell)"Your face on my grandchild."

Sylvia: (to Fran)"You need a house to fall on you?"

C.C.: "Now what would I look really great in?"
Niles: "A sealed mausoleum."

Ohio8 · 07-05-2025, 04:43 PM

Val: "Fran, what is the big deal? You got a tattoo when we were in high school."
Sylvia, Niles, Maggie: (together)"You have a tattoo?"

Sylvia: "My daughter has a tattoo? I'm gonna kill myself..."

Fran: "It really loses somethin' in the gentile translation."

Maxwell: "So, Miss Fine has a tattoo, eh?"

Val: (to Fran)"Wow. I remember the tattoo bein' higher on your tush."
Fran: "It was, Val."

Fran: "...he is just so afraid of change."

Dr. Roberts: "Uh-oh. This is much more serious than I imagined."
Fran: "Oh?"
Dr. Roberts: "This thing is cracked."

MA · 07-13-2025, 11:43 AM

C.C.: “Hey, kids, you know when I'm down in the dumps, what cheers me up?”

Fran: “A fifth of scotch and a fresh pack of batteries?”

Ohio8 · 03-29-2026, 08:39 PM

Niles: (sarcastically) "And I suppose he's taking it very well."

Fran: "If you want a plumber, I've got a second cousin."

Maggie: "Fine! I won't have a life; I'll end up old and alone like Fran."

Niles: "I'd like to shower and shave before these auditions."

Fran: "Hey, I know a lot. I should get a raise."

Fran: "Thank you, Hedda Hopper."

Fran: "What is this, a slow news day?"

Niles: "Would you like a cigarette, Miss Fine?"

MA · 04-01-2026, 09:39 AM

C.C.: Seriously, Niles, where do you keep all that cash?
Niles: Someplace you'll never get near.
C.C.: Oh, your mattress.
Niles: No.
[pointing at Mr. Sheffield]
Niles: His.

Ohio8 · 05-03-2026, 02:50 PM

Niles: "Where's the camera? Where's the camera?"
Fran: "What do you need to take a picture of?"

C.C.: (to Fran)"But I will seek your fashion expertise the next time I'm dancing in a cage."

Niles: "That was gonna be my Christmas card."

MA · 05-04-2026, 08:44 AM

Max: Niles, I don't know what the woman wants anymore! What am I supposed to do?
Niles: May I speak freely, sir?
Max: Yes, of course old boy.
Niles: [with rising irritation as he speaks, making Max back up] I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year! 'Niles, what am I to do?', 'I told her I loved her!' 'I took it back!', 'I'm afraid of commitment', 'I'm worried about the children'
Niles: [Max has fallen onto the office couch. Niles hauls him up by the lapels] For God's sake, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU PASSED ON 'CATS', DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO?
[lets him fall back onto the couch, stunned]
C.C.: [storms out and meets C.C. in the hall] What's going on in there?
Niles: Oh, I have had it! I am trying to convince him to give up on Miss Fine and move on with his life!
C.C.: [barges into the office] I AGREE WITH NILES! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JUST DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
[Niles walks away smugly]

06-18-2025, 11:19 PM	#121
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Fran: "I want to be Lucy in the sky with the diamonds."
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07-13-2025, 11:43 AM	#125
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	C.C.: “Hey, kids, you know when I'm down in the dumps, what cheers me up?” Fran: “A fifth of scotch and a fresh pack of batteries?”
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06-19-2025, 05:29 PM	#122
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Niles: "And the nights are six months long." Fran: "Since Gracie doesn't like to sleep alone." Yetta: "Franny. You should go to Hawaii." Val: "Jack Abbott's doin' a love scene with a certain tramp from high school." Niles: "Oh, God. Is there a bigger buffoon in this world?"

06-19-2025, 05:35 PM	#123
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Sylvia: (to Maxwell)"Your face on my grandchild." Sylvia: (to Fran)"You need a house to fall on you?" C.C.: "Now what would I look really great in?" Niles: "A sealed mausoleum."

07-05-2025, 04:43 PM	#124
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Val: "Fran, what is the big deal? You got a tattoo when we were in high school." Sylvia, Niles, Maggie: (together)"You have a tattoo?" Sylvia: "My daughter has a tattoo? I'm gonna kill myself..." Fran: "It really loses somethin' in the gentile translation." Maxwell: "So, Miss Fine has a tattoo, eh?" Val: (to Fran)"Wow. I remember the tattoo bein' higher on your tush." Fran: "It was, Val." Fran: "...he is just so afraid of change." Dr. Roberts: "Uh-oh. This is much more serious than I imagined." Fran: "Oh?" Dr. Roberts: "This thing is cracked."

03-29-2026, 08:39 PM	#126
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Niles: (sarcastically) "And I suppose he's taking it very well." Fran: "If you want a plumber, I've got a second cousin." Maggie: "Fine! I won't have a life; I'll end up old and alone like Fran." Niles: "I'd like to shower and shave before these auditions." Fran: "Hey, I know a lot. I should get a raise." Fran: "Thank you, Hedda Hopper." Fran: "What is this, a slow news day?" Niles: "Would you like a cigarette, Miss Fine?"

04-01-2026, 09:39 AM	#127
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	C.C.: Seriously, Niles, where do you keep all that cash? Niles: Someplace you'll never get near. C.C.: Oh, your mattress. Niles: No. [pointing at Mr. Sheffield] Niles: His.

05-03-2026, 02:50 PM	#128
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Niles: "Where's the camera? Where's the camera?" Fran: "What do you need to take a picture of?" C.C.: (to Fran)"But I will seek your fashion expertise the next time I'm dancing in a cage." Niles: "That was gonna be my Christmas card."

05-04-2026, 08:44 AM	#129
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Max: Niles, I don't know what the woman wants anymore! What am I supposed to do? Niles: May I speak freely, sir? Max: Yes, of course old boy. Niles: [with rising irritation as he speaks, making Max back up] I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year! 'Niles, what am I to do?', 'I told her I loved her!' 'I took it back!', 'I'm afraid of commitment', 'I'm worried about the children' Niles: [Max has fallen onto the office couch. Niles hauls him up by the lapels] For God's sake, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU PASSED ON 'CATS', DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO? [lets him fall back onto the couch, stunned] C.C.: [storms out and meets C.C. in the hall] What's going on in there? Niles: Oh, I have had it! I am trying to convince him to give up on Miss Fine and move on with his life! C.C.: [barges into the office] I AGREE WITH NILES! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JUST DO IT, DO IT, DO IT! [Niles walks away smugly]